I Am Kaka

“Lin stood at the top of the arc, and he looked like he was going to pass the ball again.” “He didn’t pass! He shot! This is an open opportunity! But the shooting angle is a bit off!” “Wait, he is not shooting, he is passing the ball!” “Nice pass! But why can’t he smile?” “I heard that no one has ever seen him smile, and some people say that he is Tim Duncan’s half-brother.” “Wait, you see him smiling! Oh my God, he was smiling at Tim Duncan!” ——Excerpted from “My Memoirs of Illegal NBA”, also known as “This Forward Is Illegal.”

The most vulnerable time in a tennis game is when you are leading; even if there is a match point, the game is still possible. Football is round, tennis is also round.

“Young man, want to become famous? Veteran, want to rejuvenate the second spring?” “Not fast? Not strong?” “Injured? Does the doctor say it will affect your career?” “You don’t even have any talent !?” Compare your fingers, “Little Case!” As long as he works under Wansheng, all problems are solved. This is the growth story of a generation of football training master Wan Sheng!

Zhou Tiancheng is just a college student grassroots player, but he dreams of dominating football and is comparable to legend. “Don’t be funny, is the bowl of professional football so easy to serve? And the Chinese are going to be superstars? Table tennis is almost the same!” But since the accidental acquisition of the football superstar growth system, a legend has begun… Reporter: “Zhou Tiancheng, as the first Chinese to win the FIFA Golden Globe Award, everyone wants you to evaluate your career.” Zhou Tiancheng: “The pyramid tip is not a genius patent. The master is in the private sector. As long as you can stand in the tuyere, the grass roots can also fly to the sky!”

175cm Champions League mvp, the only card in 2000, Jordan selected the top five points, the little brother of the old driver, the my.boy of the big shark, the golden partner of Yao Ming, the 12 crown king, the little emperor, the son of the sun… Sorry, there are too few rooms in our hotel and we can’t live with so many people!

In the 21st century, the league has entered the era of small balls, the decline of centers, the rise of point guards, and three-pointers become king. This is how a new era has arrived. Anxi, who was almost forced to return to China, got a damaged jersey before the draft. He got the jersey system, three-pointers and defense, making him the best role player in the league, and the hardworking Anxi also looks forward to one day becoming a real player. Superstar.

In 2045, when Ye Su led his team to win the honor of seven crowns for the Nth time and chose to retire from the position of Manchester United coach, he won a series of glorious and great titles: the greatest coach in football history, Old Tra Ford’s supreme king, Ferguson’s most perfect successor, champion harvester… And what Ye Su wants to say is: I am the savior of the Red Devils!

I am the big winner in football. Li Yi, the biggest winner on the football field.

“Do you want to be the king of football?” “miss you!” So Dong has since embarked on his journey to the throne of the football!

After a World Cup game. “A total of 1.5 billion appreciation points?” “It’s time to raise the free kick to the hall level!” … Chu Ge inadvertently obtained a system that can be upgraded by collecting appreciation, and since then, he has to be powerful.

This novel is also known as All I Really Want Is To Play BasketballIn the 1990s, when David Stern stood anxiously outside Datianchao TV station, looking at the NBA video tape in his hand and wondering how to open the potentialless Chinese market, he never thought of it … …. It turns out that TM makes a wish to God! “Iron Shadow”, “Northern God”, “NBA Basketball Frame Smile Protector”, “Not Backward Never Shoot”, “One-handed Jumper Picturesque” … When Su Fengheng with the above nicknames Out of nothing, the youth of many people in the future began at this moment! “Ah! This gang of black powder is endless! The nickname of labor and management is clearly ‘God killer’!” Su Feng said angrily, looking at the newspaper. The killing is the killing of the god, the one is the killing of the god, as for the god? How many gods can there be in the NBA in the 1990s?

Trade with thousands of NBA players in parallel planes! Iverson: “Boy, I am wearing flowers and butterflies, and I will give you 20% off!” Olajuwon: “Boy, I see your bones are clear, this fantasy dance step is for you!” Rick Barry: “Well, my urinal…would you like…no money, free…” A big black: “Big brother, you can’t use these stunts if you buy them, but I have a physical talent, you know…”