The Heaven’s Jailer

[Non-Naruto fanfiction] When you pee at the abyss, the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up. This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun, who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration, who has a pair of Sharingan, and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends, who loses SAN points like crazy, while trying not to go crazy and become stronger, this is probably a pink group, no, this is the pink group! [Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu] [Welcome to join the pit]

A generation of soldiers hated to leave the army and disappeared for a few years. The strong against the sky returned to the city and set off a bloody storm again! Simple and rude is my art of doing things, and just doing it is my attitude to life! See how the top mad young man spreads across the city and writes his legendary king! Still very cool and passionate!

Li Mo, who has studied antiques and miscellaneous studies since childhood, had a mutated eye in an accident. Unsophisticated and generous bronzes, exquisite porcelain, calligraphy and paintings with horizontal brush and ink, and thrilling gambling stones came one after another. Since then, Li Mo’s life has undergone subversive changes. I have divine pupils, and there is no treasure in the world.

A year ago, a beautiful woman asked Ye Yu for help, and Ye Yu kindly extended a helping hand. In this way, the two had an encounter. A year later, in order to experience Ye Yu, the family handed over a group of 100 billion yuan to Ye Yu. At this time, a woman came to the company for an interview. Ye Yu found out that she was the beauty who had met herself a year ago. Not only that, she also gave birth to six babies for herself. Ye Yu was so happy, and later, Ye Yu gained the system. “Release task: ask the host to accompany the child to listen to the song, reward: super god-level music knowledge.” “Release task: ask the host to take the children to watch TV, reward: super god-level director ability.” “Release task: ask the host to coax the child to sleep, reward: super god-level hypnotism.” Soon after, Ye Yu found out that he was already omnipotent.

"Affected by the top bag case, the little king of Hong Kong has sadly retired!" "One grandchild in two pairs, three parts of the world, a new force in the Chinese music scene!" "The leader of the Chinese music scene in the new era: Mainland talent Zhou Yi!" "The battle between the Little Heavenly Kings intensified during the Southern and Northern Zhou Dynasties!" "North and South Weekly, who is the king of the new era?!" "Infinitely charming, most female stars from both sides of the Taiwan Strait and three places are attracted to Zhou Yi, and the competition between the two weeks in the North and South may be divided!" ……………………………………………………………… At the beginning of the millennium, the Chinese music scene officially launched a new generation of gods fighting mode. Zhou Yi, who had just finished learning Cantonese and exchanging skills with his friends, looked at the newspapers handed to him by his agent, selectively ignored the last scandal, and fell into deep thought: Does this count as an opening to confront Jay Chou?

In the beginning, Meng Lang wanted to be a great director. In order to save the family business, he filmed “Boys of Fire” which is “Buy Yo-Yo and Get TV Series”! I wanted to sell some yo-yos to make money and shoot masterpieces, but my father suddenly told him: “I’m smashing! Our toy factory is going to be launched!” At this time, he discovered that it turned out to be so profitable to shoot special photos in a world without piracy! Therefore, he filmed “Balala Little Demon”, “Armor Warrior”, “Bakugan Kid”, “Skyfire Legend”, “The Magical Egg”, “Ultraman” series, “Kamen Rider” series … He is the king of the special photo series and the favorite man of children! ——”Times Weekly” Film critic: “Meng Lang is a toy seller!”

Inexplicably received a package, this gadget that looks like a mobile phone of the future can actually make money by using videos. One video is only 10,000 yuan. Tang Xiaochuan was frightened until the bank’s financial officer called and asked him if he wanted to manage money. He was only sure that the money he had brushed out could be spent. What surprised him even more was that the thing could still connect to the network of the future world. Tang Xiaochuan dare to swear to heaven, this is by no means an advertisement for XX short video software!

Han Jue, a small film and television screenwriter who is still struggling, wakes up to find that not only has he changed, but even the world has changed. Here in Huaxia, the entertainment industry is more developed than Hollywood on the other side of the ocean. The China Golden Bull Award has become the most valuable film award in the world. "Singer", as the top arena for singers, has already appeared in its tenth season; "The Voice of China" is a season every three years, and every time it is a carnival for the whole people; "King of Masked Singer" will never lack buried voices every week. It's easy to see on the street: crews filming shows, anchors holding mobile phones, video celebrities pranking passers-by... This is the best era for entertainment practitioners. Han Jue, who is an outdated idol star in this world, is on the edge of this prosperous entertainment world, and he doesn't want to be a star at all, okay? He just wants to wander happily in the ocean of spiritual food and be a quiet otaku.

boom! "???" "Our task is only to clear the suspects hiding in the building, who stepped on the horse and directly blew up the building?!" "Wait a minute, isn't this a horror survival game where you try to survive for seven days? Why is he killing monsters outside alone?" "Let me emphasize again, the task of protecting Ms. Sha Ya this time is very difficult. I hope everyone will keep their spirits up... Wait a minute, I will answer the phone... What? Miss Sha Ya ran off with a man?! " "Damn, who is this person? Can you still play the game well!"

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

A galaxy far, far away has an idea to upend the feminist world. It is normal for women there to marry men, work part-time to support their families, and to be wary of Sister Wang from the next door. In this world, men are weak, they are vassals, and they are often bullied by women. One day, the male god Lin Qing’s company came out, and when every well-known product was used by people everywhere, socializing, shopping, games… The women suddenly found out, how much dowry is Lao Lin planning to earn? If she married him, wouldn’t it mean that she would save a few lifetimes of struggle and directly reach the pinnacle of life, earning both money and sex? PS: Lin Qing is very calm, I will not marry a wealthy family, because I am a real wealthy family! (Ladies)

Only after Su Yayan died did she realize that she was the vicious cannon fodder female partner who was innocently backed by the bloody Mary Su Wennei. Rebirth unexpectedly, Su Yayan kicked away the scumbag, and hugged the golden thigh that she had missed in her previous life. Everyone in the upper circle of the imperial capital knew that Huo’s Uncle was a cold-blooded tyrant who was ruthless and unrecognized by his six relatives. Until one day, he forgot to put on his waistcoat and ran to his wife’s live broadcast room to confess his high-definition uncoded LED tuba. “My family’s food is the best in the world, and I don’t accept any refutation!” “My family is beautiful and talented, and is the most beautiful cub in the live broadcast industry!” “My family’s words…” (Ten thousand words rainbow fart are omitted below) Su Yayan: “…” Husband, did you grow up eating cute? The crowd onlookers: “…” The saying is cold and ruthless, but the six relatives don’t recognize it? Gangster, you collapsed! Mine clearance: The male protagonist is an old man, only four years older than the female protagonist~