Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 43 The Third Phase of Evaluation Products (Part 2)

Chapter 43 The third phase of evaluation products (Part 2)

Stepping forward and sitting on the floor, Chen Yu cut the seal with his nails without hesitation, lifted the lid, and saw a small box inside the white box.

He took out the small box, cut the seal, and found a small rectangular box inside.

Chen Yu: "..."

I took out the small box, opened the film, and this time there was finally no other packaging inside.

At the top, there is something like a finger cot, the whole body is golden, and the craftsmanship is very delicate. It is heavy in the hand and full of texture.

"Is this little thing the product to be evaluated in the third phase?"

After fiddling with the finger cots for a while, Chen Yu opened the manual and read it carefully.

A minute later, he put down the instruction manual with a suspicious expression on his face.

"This...what the hell is this thing?"

According to the introduction in the manual, this product is called "Golden Middle Finger", which was produced in 2035. It is commonly known as a golden finger, and it can be put on a human middle finger to exert a very "strong" effect.

The original text of the function description is as follows:

1: It can greatly enhance the power of the forehead. It is divided into three levels, the first level is broken wood, the second level is broken bricks, and the third level is broken iron. There are many ways to play and deepen the friendship between partners.

2: It can greatly increase the shaking speed of the middle finger. It is also divided into three levels. The first level shakes ten times per second, the second level shakes hundreds of times per second, and the third level shakes thousands of times per second! Play more! I can even shrink it!

It is an indispensable auxiliary equipment for every guitar, piano, guzheng lover, heart lover, physics lover...and many other lovers!

"..."

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slammed the manual on the ground: "Why is there such a ghost thing?!"

Immediately took out his mobile phone, Chen Yu typed quickly.

【Chen Yu: "In?"】

【Transdimensional promotion: "Mr. Chen, please don't ask if you're here anymore, I've always been here."】

【Chen Yu: "Is the golden middle finger mailed to me the product of the third evaluation?"】

[Transdimensional promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen, are you satisfied?"]

【Chen Yu: "If you are not satisfied, let me talk about it. I just want to know what this thing is for."】

[Overtime promotion: "There is an introduction in the manual, it's for flicking brains between friends."]

【Chen Yu: "Are you sure you are a friend? Not an enemy?"】

[Overtime promotion: "Well...it can also be used for self-defense."]

【Chen Yu: "Is there no other use?"】

【Transdimensional promotion: "You can also play musical instruments."】

【Chen Yu: "What else?"】

【Transdimensional promotion: "Mr. Chen, what do you want to say?"】

[Chen Yu: "...Forget it, it's nothing. But what I said earlier was that I want mainstream products such as mobile phones and computers. You gave me a mind-boggling one. Is it mainstream?"]

[Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, this golden finger is truly mainstream. It is needed by men, women, and children. Even in the 24th century, it is still a bestseller."]

【Chen Yu: "Okay, I will believe whatever you say."】

Log out of WeChat and put down the phone.

Chen Yu fiddled with this exquisite finger cot again.

There are three buttons on the left and right sides of the fingertip.

On the left are "Li 1", "Li 2", and "Li 3."

On the right are "Speed ​​One", "Speed ​​Two", and "Speed ​​Three."

As the name suggests, there is no need to think too much.

"It feels smooth to the touch, soft and hard, and I don't know what material it is made of..."

After playing with it for a while, he carefully placed the "golden middle finger" on his middle finger, and pressed the small switch on the left.

"Zizi..."

Accompanied by a faint electric sound in the fingertip, Chen Yu felt that the whole middle finger was numb.

Standing up, Chen Yu looked around and found nothing convenient, so he simply took off his jeans, pulled out his worn belt, raised his middle finger, aimed at the iron buckle of the belt, and popped it out!

"Whoosh!"

Just listen to a breaking wind! The golden streamer bounced heavily on the steel surface of the iron buckle!

"when!"

After the loud noise, a piece of the steel surface was directly dented...

"Fuck..."

Throwing away the belt, Chen Yu stared blankly at Goldfinger: "Is this thing really brain-dead?"

"Bang bang bang!"

Suddenly, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike's greeting came from outside the door.

"Brother! What happened just now? What's the sound?"

"Nothing! Don't worry about it." Chen Yu recovered, turned around and shouted.

"Is it ringing the bell?"

"Ring the bell, it's the sound from the mobile phone."

"Brother, tell me if you are under pressure, don't think about it..."

"Roll rough!"

Outside the bedroom, it was quiet.

Chen Yu sighed lightly, and continued to study this "golden finger."

The first "play method" has been tested, and its power is really good, and it can even be equipped for troops.

The next step is to test the second "game play".

Sitting on the bed, Chen Yu raised his middle finger with a glove and pressed the first small button on the right.

Fast one.

"Om..."

The moment the key was pressed down, the golden finger immediately shook up and down, at a faster and faster speed. After a while, it reached a shaking frequency of ten times per second!

"Buzz..."

Put your middle finger against your face, and you can feel a breeze blowing.

Chen Yu's eyes lit up, and he immediately pressed the "Super Two" button!

"Buzz!"

Finger shakes are faster! Almost became a phantom!

And during the whole process, his fingers didn't feel unsuitable for fatigue. Because it is only the finger cot that shakes quickly, and the middle finger in the finger cot does not shake very fast.

"Awesome..."

Chen Yu was pleasantly surprised.

He vaguely realized, what is the correct way to use this cheat...of course it is to play e-sports!

Who can match this speed?

What kind of operation can be played?

If you cooperate with quantum glasses, you can easily kill the world, right? !

"Oh hehehe... so this thing is such a dick."

Turn off the switch, pull out the gold finger, and put it back in the small box. Chen Yu gradually had an evaluation plan for this video in his mind.

Absolutely great show!

There is only one shortcoming, the movement caused is a bit loud, and it will definitely not work at home.

"Well……"

"Thinking of it this way, it's time to rent a house outside and use it as a studio. It's always inconvenient to do evaluations at home."

"But renting a house costs a lot of money. I don't have enough money to last for a long time. I should also think about making money..."

With this in mind, Chen Yu did what he said, packed up the packing boxes in the bedroom, put gold fingers, notebooks, cameras, clothes, masks and other things into the backpack, pushed open the bedroom door, and walked out.

"Brother! Where are you going?"

Chen Erke, who was drawing in the living room, saw that Chen Yu was leaving, so he hurried over and asked.

"I'll go out for a while and come back at night. Where are the eldest and third?"

"My sister has no milk, but my sister bought milk with her sister. Brother, where are you going? I want to go too."

"I'm going to school, but you can't go, so stay at home."

With a perfunctory sentence, Chen Yu left the house with his backpack.

And Chen Erke was still standing there in a daze, biting the nail of his index finger, and mumbling to himself.

"Should I go out and tell my brother...he hasn't put on pants yet..."

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(Sorry, these two chapters took a long time and the update is slow.)

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