My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

Hero Zhang Han was frustrated in life originally, but he stepped into the Cultivation World by a stroke of luck. Possessing divine natural gifts, he ascended into the disaster-crossing period step by step. He had imagined his life would not have any hardships anymore, but unfortunately incurred the god thunder since he violated the fate. After he woke up, he was surprised to find that he was reborn, going back a few years ago. He found that the world was different from what it used to be after his rebirth and he had a lovely daughter. Zhang Han’s fate thus underwent a huge transformation. In the fast-paced urban life, he opened up a place for his daughter to have fun. Because of his daughter’s enthusiasm for food, he opened a restaurant, which attracted countless diners. His business was booming and money did roll in. In his spare time, he also wrote songs to earn extra income. At the same time, he performed a sweet love story with his daughter’s mother… After his rebirth, he became a godly stay-home dad in the accumulation of experience. “Dote on my daughter and love my daughter” became his life creed. Although a few nasty guys occasionally appeared in his life, they were all beaten off by virtue of his mightiness. Let’s take a look at how this godly stay-home dad lived in the city and how Zhang Han led his happy life.

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m s*upid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says that a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.

Night Battles—system-organized battles carried out in the dead of the night when all are asleep, save for Night Battle participants. “Congratulations, you have obtained the SSS-grade power.” The system’s voice is music to the ears. Yet for Fang Ran… Slamming the magic book in his hand onto the ground, he bellows, “F*ck you and your Clow Cards! I am not a f*cking magical girl!” Fang Ran, twenty years old, with no bad track record, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and is a virgin. The amount of time he has been single is the same as his age. He had always believed that he has an ordinary fate. However, he is about to find out that fate is in fact unpredictable when he gets randomly dragged into Night Battles. “What happened to the promised immortality cultivation, ancient martial abilities, magic powers and witchcraft?!” “I f*cking started with a cool infinity-genre opening, so why did I get the power of a magical girl!?”

Sitting up in shock while dying, the sixtieth man is a superstar. From dragon sleeves to internet celebrities, from internet celebrities to old opera bones, from old opera bones to old fresh meat… The saddest protagonist in history, Li Shixin said: Although I touch porcelain and rely on the old to sell the old, I know that I am a good old man! This is roughly a story about using strength to interpret that your uncle will always be your uncle.

What should she do if she transmigrates into a cannon fodder? The first thing she will do will be to happily repay all the debt owed to the original body. She will enjoy living in the present rather than worry about the future since this is her second chance at life. Max-leveled bosses suddenly make a comeback at the last minute! 【My fiancé falls in love with the housekeeper’s daughter? What about me? Well, I naturally have my own small wolfdog coax me until I’m happy!】 【So what if the abandoned wife of a wealthy man is ridiculed by the whole network? How shallow! I came from a rich and powerful family too!】 【An idol fan has accidentally taken in the wrong idol. It’s fine, she will just raise and nurture the puppy dog to her taste.】 *Puppy Dog – A guy who is young, handsome, clingy, possessive, slender, and lean but has muscles.

A teenager named Evan Mason was reincarnated into the magical world of Harry Potter and goes to school at Hogwarts! With only his knowledge of the future and great talent for magic, he takes the path towards the top of the magic world, only to realize that ever step he took, changed everything!

【All people change their jobs + rebirth + decisive killing】 Su Ming, originally the world's number one assassin, saved hundreds of millions of human compatriots, and was respected as one of the top ten strong men in Longguo, but was framed and killed by his lover and brother, died with hatred, and was buried in the S-level dungeon. Unexpectedly, he was reborn back to high school, on the day of the awakening ceremony. He also gained mythical talent! [Professional upgrade to god, innate full attributes] [Awakening talent: sublimate all things] [Can randomly sublimate all spoils of war] [Sword Controlling Technique], [Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Origin], [Light Steps on the Water], one by one, top skills are awakened. The game and real data are integrated, and dungeons, secret realms, and battlefields of all races are coming. "In this life, I am completely blackened and kill gods with one sword!"

The world’s top level hacker, Shi Lei; due to him hacking the world’s top military powers during a joint exercise and attempting to steal information from them, ultimately leads him to get sold out by his own organization. This act eventually caused his own death by a missile bombardment. God was playing a joke on him and allowed him to return back to six years ago, the autumn season of when he was still at his university. Being given another chance, plus the fact that he retained his ability as one of the best in hacking technology, Shi Lei decided to change his life! During his previous life, he was only an assassin in the dark. Although such an existence made people afraid of him, he would have to always hide within the shadows. In his new life, not only does he want to be an assassin in the dark, he also wants to stand openly in the middle of the world stage. Creating a world-class super enterprise, he will single handy change the whole world!

“How would it be if a fairy became your wife?.” Jiang Qiao answered this question while silently crying, “You can’t smoke or drink. The pressure cooker at home became an alchemy stove, and sleeping at night became meditation.” Slight footsteps gradually approached, and Jiang Qiao immediately changed his expression, excitedly saying, “You can’t imagine the benefits of having a fairy as a wife! Her charming and impeccable face is so enticing!.” Soon, an ethereal beauty bent down and gave Jiang Qiao a kiss on the cheek.

Xu Ze, a junior in medical college, got a super medical assistant system from the future. Now, a small otaku man who has no need but to work part-time outside to help his parents support his family has a new goal. Relying on his own efforts and diligence, with the help of this system with unlimited auxiliary functions, Xu Ze strides forward with his head held high. He bravely looked ahead and said loudly: as long as we work hard and have dreams.