035 Huang Lei
035 Huang Lei
what's the situation?
Li Fan subconsciously raised his fists, ready to strike at any time!
A mouthful of dantian qi was also adjusted up, wandering in Li Fan's meridians. The world around him seemed to be full, and even the wind that passed through his ears became so clear!
The yellow-haired hand slowly reached into his pocket, was he pulling out a dagger?
Li Fan's eyes shone brightly, like stars in the dark night. But Huang Mao took out a pack of Yuxi, pulled out one, and handed it to Li Fan with a flattering smile on his face.
"Brother, do you smoke?"
Didn't come to fight?
Li Fan was stunned, but quickly closed his fist and pushed Huang Mao's hand away, "I don't smoke."
"Brother, don't worry, this is a decent cigarette, nothing mixed with it!"
Huang Mao thought Li Fan was wary of him, so he hurriedly said.
"I really don't smoke...who are you?"
"My brother! How did you forget me!"
Huang Mao hurriedly pointed at himself, "Did we see that last night? Did you forget?"
Li Fan frowned, thought for a while, and suddenly remembered Huang Mao's face.
"Oh, are you that magic stick?"
"What a god, brother, you can really joke!"
Huang Mao hastily introduced himself formally, "My name is Huang Lei, San Shi Lei! I can pinch and count, and I have a little morality, so people on the road call me Huang Banxian. But brother, you can call me Leilei! As long as you are happy, call me Any son will do!"
Fuck, this is so cheap.
Li Fan subconsciously stepped back two steps, so as not to be contaminated by Huang Lei's baseness.
"I don't have a son like you, what do you want from me?"
Li Fan asked, but Huang Lei patted his clothes unexpectedly, and then knelt down directly at Li Fan.
"Brother, I saw you yesterday, and I was overwhelmed by your demeanor! So today, I, Huang Lei, worship you as my teacher! Please accept me, Master!"
Huang Lei did what he said, and really kowtowed three times to Li Fan!
The students around were all watching, why did this little bastard kowtow to a student?
Li Fan himself was a little flustered, this was the first time he had dealt with such a thing.
"Get up quickly! Don't mess around!"
Li Fan saw the figure of the dean from a distance, if he found out, he didn't know how to deal with himself!
"No! If Master doesn't recognize me, I won't get up!"
Huang Lei, a little bastard, although he looked slick, was very stubborn, and he kept kowtowing to Li Fan.
More and more people gathered here, and the dean's figure was getting closer and closer!
"Okay, okay, I promise you!"
Li Fan felt like he was being forced into marriage! What a bloody mother!
"Hey, Master, I'll just wait for your words."
Huang Lei stood up with a smile, "I'll get rid of these people for you."
As he spoke, he yelled viciously at the people around him, "It's all about you mb! Get the hell out of me!"
As soon as he scolded, these students immediately dispersed. Li Fan was also able to get away and ran directly towards the class.
"Master, where are you going, Master?"
Huang Lei was a little anxious. Why did the master run away just after he started his apprenticeship?
"Who will be your master, goodbye!"
Li Fan was just trying to delay the attack, so he didn't want to be a bastard master! Isn't this funny, he will never have anything to do with these people!
Taking advantage of his fast pace, Li Fan quickly left Huang Lei out of sight.
Huang Lei stomped his feet angrily at the school gate, lit a cigarette fiercely, and said, "Master, you can't escape! I will make you obediently recognize me as an apprentice!"
Li Fan returned to the class with some lingering fears. It seems that Huang Lei is going to block him, but he is not afraid to fight him, after all, he is not his opponent. Afraid to be afraid, he entangled himself. It is estimated that you can't leave the school gate, so let's take Lin Yuexian to the side door at night!
I was so tired last night, Li Fan couldn't bear it any longer, and fell asleep on the table during class. And for such a poor student, the teacher didn't care about him long ago, and let him sleep soundly in the last row.
He didn't know how many classes he slept in, but the deskmate suddenly woke him up.
"Li Fan...Li Fan...it's not good..."
"What's wrong? An earthquake?"
Li Fan rubbed his eyes in a daze, he was whipping Murong Ying in his dream, but he was very upset to be woken up like this.
"Outside...it's a mess outside..."
"What's wrong?"
Li Fan pouted, "If you lie to me, I'll crush you to death!"
He was angry when he got up, and the deskmate was just a boy with four eyes, trembling with fright. It is said that Li Fan has become a gangster now, a bully, domineering at school... It seems that it is true.
"I...I didn't lie to you...you see for yourself..."
There were already several students lying on the other side of the window. These students didn't even attend class, leaving the teacher on the podium.
The teacher didn't care about his students, he ran out of the classroom in a hurry.
Li Fan rubbed his eyes and moved over.
"Brothers, let me have a look."
Li Fan was blocked by the crowd, but no one paid attention to him.
"Make room, okay?"
Li Fan's voice was an octave higher. The students in front turned around and rolled their eyes, but when they saw that it was Li Fan, they were all scared to pee.
There was a large window in front, and all the students scattered to both sides, leaving an open space for Li Fan.
Li Fan scratched the back of his head, wondering why these students are so polite today?
He leaned over to the window and was immediately dumbfounded.
What the hell is going on here?
I saw Huang Lei standing on the big playground, pushing a trolley with buckets of dung on it!
Huang Lei held a loudspeaker in one hand and a wooden ladle in the other, shouting loudly.
"Li Fan! Come out! Come out quickly!"
While shouting through the loudspeaker, Huang Lei reached into the dung bucket with a wooden ladle, scooped up a spoonful of dung, and then poured it towards the windows of the teaching building.
"Ahhh!"
Several windows downstairs were splashed with feces, and the girls inside screamed in fright.
There were several school security guards around who wanted to step forward, but Huang Lei waved the wooden ladle, and the excrement splashed, scaring them away and running away!
Nima, don't bring biochemical weapons!
"Li Fan! Come out quickly! Otherwise, I'll contaminate No. 2 Middle School today!"
Huang Lei yelled at the top of his voice, he really went all out! I have been on the road for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen such a student who can fight! As long as you hang out with him and learn a few tricks, you will surely become a great success!
I made a big fuss in the school, even if I was caught, it would only be fifteen days, so what are you afraid of, it's not like I haven't been in before!
Huang Lei took another spoonful of dung and poured it towards the teaching building.
If he doesn't see Li Fan today, he will not give up!
"Li Fan! Li Fan! Don't be a coward! Come out!"
Li Fan was hesitating, thinking that Huang Lei was obviously a bum, and he might be difficult to deal with when he saw him. But at this moment, the door of the classroom was pushed open, and the principal walked in while wiping his cold sweat.
When he saw Li Fan, he stepped forward and scolded.
"Li Fan! Look at what you did!"
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Sorry for the lateness... It was too late to play Three Kingdoms with a few readers in the reader group last night tat, I overslept, I am really sorry!