My Summons Are Weird

Are you out of money? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub the yellow bubbles in the wheat field. “Ding, gold coins +100000000.” I will buy your city. Is the cargo too heavy? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub the red bubbles in the tomato field. “Ding, strength +1000000.” It’s not that I’m bullying people, I just want to say that everyone here is rubbish. Does the other person bully too many people? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub bubbles in the soybean field. “Ding, Shenbing +1000000.” Throw beans into soldiers, one second, a million army, ask you if you are afraid. Is the opponent’s martial arts too strong? Don’t be afraid, wait for me to rub the bubbles in the field. “Ding, God-level martial arts +100,000.” Sorry, I use one copy of God-level martial arts, and I throw two copies, you say you are out of breath. Since then Xu Tianyu has embarked on a road to farming. Classmates have no prospects in studying, come back to farm.

Luo Shuyu was pointed out by the emperor’s imperial decree to the third prince Li Mingjin, who had a sinister and paranoid personality. The two had been married for three years. Li Mingjin always treated him with no words and coldly. In an accident, the two rounded up the room, and Luo Shuyu became pregnant by accident. After he gave birth to a son, Li Mingjin was imprisoned for collaborating with the enemy and sentenced to beheading. His one-month-old son was dying and he also received a glass of poisoned wine. Unexpectedly, Li Mingjin escaped from prison, desperately sent him and his son out of the city, and died after blocking arrows for them. No one in the family survived. Luo Shuyu only realized after his death that he was a supporting role in the novel “After Transmigrating Into a Book Four Big Brothers Are Fighting Into Marry Me “. The cousin from the countryside was the protagonist in the book. He was from the future world and he carried with him the goldfinger so he could hook up with the so-called big men in the book all the way to a high position, and finally got together with the fourth prince he supported and became Wu’s first male queen. He and Li Mingjin were the villains in the early stage, and they were the obstacles in the way of the male protagonist’s ascent. If they wanted them to died, they would die. Luo Shuyu woke up and returned to the day when the decree that he and Li Mingjin would married came. Three days later, the man who lived and died with him appeared in front of him and saw that he was still alive, young and handsome. He cried at Li Mingjin. The 18-year-old boy Li Mingjin raised his sleeves to wipe his tears, and said gloomily, “Don’t cry.” Although a bit fierce, his movements were extremely gentle.

The Chaos Realm is about to die, the founding Yuanling chose to break and then stand, and the four major disciples, Hongjun ancestor, Hun Kun ancestor, Nuwa Empress and Lu Ya Daojun, established “a system that can summon the Chaos Realm”… . Ye Hao traveled to a foolish prince in another world, and relied on the system to complete the task. All the resources of the earth were used by him, summoning generals: Zhao Zilong, Yue Fei, Guan Yu, Xiang Yu, Li Yuanba all the generals on the earth. Summon gods: Nezha, Monkey King, Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Nuwa Empress and other gods. Summon mythical beasts: Azure Dragon, Xuanwu, Suzaku, White Tiger and all other mythical beasts.

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

Thousand-year-old families can be seen everywhere on this continent. Ancient inheritance not only brings honor, but also directly leads to the rigidity of the system. Bloodline is the cornerstone of ascending to high positions. How can a descendant of a hunter ascend to a high position of power and be qualified to participate in this feast game? Is it the golden finger that has been castrated beyond recognition, or the limited knowledge of the future, or the intangible and invisible things? luck?

Crossing into a different world and impersonating the Lord of a city, a city encompassing five hundred miles, an elder sister having celestial beauty, and double digit number of lovers. Tasked to revive a perilous family, Lanling, a third year university student, felt an overbearing pressure on his shoulders. Hosting the Demon Star in his body, he can directly devour other people’s force and make it his own, he crossed through with a sole mission: To Utterly Destroy This World! From being the Lord of Tianshui City, becoming the Queen’s husband, to being the World Destroying Demonic Emperor, he became the King of the entire world.

She had been reborn into a poor family with a pile of radishes underneath. If she wasn’t strong enough, how could she have supported this family?

Hufflepuff's College Spirit: Integrity, Loyalty, Honesty, Fear of Hardship Professor Pomona Sprout from the Vale is known to be good at enchanting food, while the gloomy and greasy Slytherin head from the cellar often deals with disgusting magic materials such as slugs. There is any socializing and gossip, but this is Hogwarts, what can't happen if there is even magic?

In the prosperous oriental city, there is a small martial arts hall that attracts the world’s strongest players. The charge there is high, even if it is just a one-minute chat with the owner, it costs 8888 yuan. There are no regular business operations there, and the museum is open for at most a few hours a day, and it is closed at intervals of three to five. The service there is very bad, and the trainees do not get advice from the master all the year round, and they don’t even send out a practice uniform. However, it is such a wonderful little martial arts museum, but every day there are countless strong people who want to join, even if they just go in for cleaning. One day, the president of the Global Warrior Association, who has lived in the mountains for many years, visited this museum. “Baba is going to make a birthday cake for me today. It’s very busy. Come and wait in line tomorrow.” A delicate and lovely little girl said gruffly.

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