Chapter 412 The Miserable and Incompetent Alien

How could the curly-haired man understand what Li Nuo was talking about? They had already lost their memory when they evolved.

"Ah...ah!"

The screams were endless, and Li Nuo's smashing became more and more rhythmic. He had great experience in hitting people with ashtrays, that is, he made sure to keep smashing them without killing the other person. This technique was learned from Brother Wells, Black My brother said that it is a punishment method for catching an adulterer on the West Coast of the United States. It is usually used to smash eggs.

There were a total of about twenty fierce and tough guys in the room. Seeing Li Nuo, a kind-hearted bastard, beating their boss like this, no one dared to come up to break up the fight. There were two reasons. Li Nuo had killed a group of killers who were stronger than them; Li Nuo's behavior is very abnormal.

The killer brother brought by Li Nuo couldn't stand it anymore and came over to remind him:

"Stop smashing it, brother, it's time to kill someone."

Coming from the mouth of a killer, these words were very inconsistent, so Li Nuo did not adopt them.

Because Li Nuo was really angry.

"I saved your world just so you can hire a killer to kill me?"

Li Nuo smashed it for a long time, maybe because Curly Hair got the better of him, the mask updated some data:

[These guys were connected to the "threshold" network library before they evolved, and then entered the wormhole and traveled for thousands of years. After evolving, they lost their memory. The "threshold" that was originally the network's operation became a "phantom" inside the flesh and blood brain. The concept of evil gods is their hidden memory]

[It’s impossible to forget what happened in the past, I just can’t remember it]

"So we have to smash it."

The Warrior of Light licked the blood that curled up on his lips, smiling softly.

"Friends, wake up from your fantasy. Your evil god is Nurgle."

Li Nuo's ears moved. It was the sound of high heels.

So he placed the curly-haired man safely on the sofa and gave him a comfortable sleeping position. He sat back down and threw the red ashtray into the trash can in the corner.

In order to cooperate with these guys, and for the "preaching" of the team's mission, Chabai just went to the warehouse to use the dressing magic to change into the [nun's dress] while Li Nuo was looking at things.

The hem of this black slim-fitting long skirt reaches about the calf and a little higher up. It is paired with long-lost black silk. Anyway, it is the clothes worn by a serious nun. It is also one of the few MOD clothes she can wear for outsiders to see. clothing.

Li Nuo pushed the black coffee on the table.

"No sugar added, just the way you like it."

Chabai smoothed her skirt down with her hands against her waistline, and sat next to him. When her butt sank into the sofa, she crossed her legs like muscle memory.

She looked at the curly-haired man's half-dead state and lowered her head slightly.

Cha Bai can use a healing magic on the curly-haired man now, but she doesn't plan to use it... It's simple, you kidnapped me here, so you have to bear the consequences.

Out of the inertial thought of cleaning up Li Nuo's mess, Chabai still reminded him in a low voice:

"Be gentle next time..."

"Um."

Li Nuo agreed while fiddling with his personal panel.

[Skull Crusher lv1→lv2]

After killing the three teams of Immortal and Death, he randomly selected the skill coins of the defeated players. Li Nuo used the first one while waiting for Cha Bai to change clothes, and used the headshot skill.

[Effect: Head damage increased by 1.1%]

[Note: Use melee combat to increase proficiency, up to lv20]

He didn't know what the level 20 [Skull Crusher] was. Fortunately, he just tested the waters with a curly-haired man. Levels 1 to 2 required a total of 109 effective damage to the target's head.

If conditions permit, Li Nuo would like to get a skill that can restore blood while attacking others when he goes back, so that he can gain unlimited proficiency.

Li Nuo was quite satisfied with the skills he acquired with the first coin. He needed passive skills that could hit critical hits at level A. The other two coins acquired skills were not used yet. He planned to deal with the matter at hand first.

Before Li Nuo spoke, Cha Bai said softly to the people in the office:

"I want to see your evil god (Marger)."

When Cha Bai spoke, he subconsciously leaned on Li Nuo's shoulder, tilted his upper body slightly, held the coffee cup, took a sip, and stuck out his tongue in pain.

The killer brother whispered next to him: "The guy next to you is quite evil..."

Everyone pretended not to hear it.

A handsome man with long blond hair, as handsome as an elf, walked out. It seemed that everyone agreed that as long as the curly-haired man fell, the handsome man would be the temporary boss.

"You two...can you really let us see the evil god?"

"I really want to know if you have any wishes that you want to fulfill when you meet that guy?"

Li Nuo raised his head and looked at the handsome man standing behind the table.

"desire……"

"Like the whole Dragon Ball coming out?"

Li Nuo joked.

He just wanted to figure out what kind of crisis situation Marger would fall into when he appeared.

"That's not true...we don't know what the dragon beads you are talking about are...actually..."

The handsome man sighed.

Everyone sighed.

"We were charged for protection by a group of gangsters... Those guys are actually a cult, and since we announced that we can see the 'God Realm', they have planned to destroy us..."

"Underworld, cult, are you talking about the organization created by 'Pesca'?"

"Well, almost half of our people have been killed by them."

The handsome man let out a sigh of relief.

"But... those guys refused to give up. Either give them money, which we don't have, or we all die under the gun because our teachings conflict with theirs. Apart from this, there is no third way." He saw He said sadly to the curly-haired man who was lying on the sofa and was beaten half to death by Li Nuo: "The boss told us before he died that we must fight them to the end."

"Your boss doesn't seem to be dead..." the killer reminded.

"Can I ask... what is your teaching?" Li Nuo was curious: "Let the nurses wear miniskirts?"

The handsome man stared at Li Nuo with the eyes of a devil.

"We just want to summon the evil god to destroy the world."

"Then you do deserve to die."

"What a nasty guy..."

"Have you always been bullied in this world?"

The twenty or so people headed by the handsome man were silent.

Their past is very sad. Indeed, there is no need to get together to do anything, but in this world, their fighting ability is comparable to that of a ten-year-old child, with flaws all over their body, and the world is so fucked up that they are bullied wherever they go. The brain is also confused due to incomplete evolution, and the way of thinking is incompatible with the world. In the end, they can only hug each other for warmth.

They set up an office to study aliens. On the one hand, it was because there was a wave of aliens in society in the past few years, and using alien gimmicks to make money has indeed solved many urgent needs. On the other hand, they wanted to study this Why are people in the world so nervous?

"Later, we were targeted by the mafia."

The handsome man's voice is very melancholy. If it were placed in an H-comic, he would definitely look like a man who could kill a hundred people without hesitation.

"The Mafia wants money from us, but it's the same as asking for our lives."

Li Nuo listened and glanced at these lost guys.

"Can't you leave?"

The handsome man shook his head.

"The roots have already taken root here. It's easier said than done to leave. Those guys have been getting more and more aggressive recently. If we don't ask the Evil God for help, we will really have no way to survive."

Everyone looked at the two of them.

"You guys know the evil god, right?"

Cha Bai took the first step and pressed Li Nuo's shoulders to shut his yawning mouth.

"Yes, I know him. We need him too."

We really need Marjie. If he is not around, we have to control the voice elf. That process is too perverted.

"Then please."

The handsome man asked people to move aside and opened the secret room behind the bookshelf in the hall.

There is a simple plate on the table in the secret room.

"We stole this from the Church of the Immortal."

Li Nuo went over and touched it, and a panel popped out.

[Alchemy Plate for Summoning]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Placing some things related to people can summon that person, but the plate is damaged. It was used to summon demons from other worlds]

[Brief description: It used to be used to summon demons, but then it was broken by naughty children. Now the plate is actually stuck with glue. Summoning demons is useless, but summoning two naked old sisters-in-law is still possible. No problem]

[Serious summary: You must know the spiritual and physical core of the summoned thing before you can use it. Please note that it can only be used once]

Once you don't use it to get Marger out, you have to rob the Church of the Undead.

Li Nuo didn't want to rob now. He didn't even know who the police chief was. He couldn't be so reckless.

He asked curiously: "How did you steal this thing?"

The handsome man smiled and said, "I found it in their trash."

The people in the firm have been bullied. They wanted to take revenge a while ago, so they took bombs and prepared to destroy one of the other party's lairs.

But the bombs they bought cheaply were all fake. In other words, the fuse couldn't be lit. In the end, they had to temporarily change their plan to steal the other party's things. And because the other party was so powerful, they changed their plan again and rummaged through the other party's trash can...

Li Nuo was not interested in their "incompetence". He kept staring at the alchemy plate, and a plan that he thought was particularly reliable came into his mind.

“The spiritual and physical core of things needs to be clearly summoned…”

Cha Bai was a little uneasy and whispered to Li Nuo in a low voice.

"You're not going to use shit, are you?"

"Give our captain some face."

"Then...what else can I do? I tried taking the leather bag, but it didn't work."

Li Nuo glanced at her.

"Can you stop sticking your tongue out when you whisper to me?"

Cha Bai moved his lips and looked at the twenty or so senior men who were staring blankly at the two of them.

"Sorry...I'm used to it."

Because it is a two-dimensional painting style, the drawing of the saliva is reflective.

"I'm stupid."

The biggest man in the crowd was surprised to discover something: "You two got it together as soon as you met!"

Li Nuo retorted: "I already got a piece!"

Cha Bai covered his forehead and raised his head and said, "I'm sorry...I'll change it later..."

Li Nuo: "Actually, there is no need to change..."

"Are you two here to be funny?" the handsome man asked, "Would you like to get a camera for you and the Holy Lady?"

"ah?"

Li Nuo felt teased.

"Well, do you want to find another bed for you?"

The handsome man continued teasing with a sneer.

Li Nuo didn't answer, but just smiled at him, smiling at him with a face still stained with blood.

After staring at each other for ten minutes, the handsome man covered his face and sneered:

"Ha, don't look at me anymore. I was wrong. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I beg you, please stop smiling at me. Please continue, ha."

Everyone present in the office has a bit of a middle-class attribute. In other words, they are evolved mechanical life forms that popped up in the world of "NieR". Maybe they were part of Marger's cult before they evolved, so they are a middle-class person. It's inevitable.

Li Nuo took out his pen and picked up a piece of waste paper on the table. After writing something on it, he handed the paper to the handsome man.

"Buy these."

The handsome man frowned, and the densely packed words on the paper were all cheap things.

"What is this for?"

Li Nuo shrugged nonchalantly, a very relaxed attitude.

"The art of human body refining."

Cha Bai's eyes widened, do you really want to become a cult?

At this time, the handsome man spoke coquettishly next to him.

"Well...we have two more unkind invitations..."

"Forget it if you don't have any mercy."

Li Nuo refused happily.

The handsome man's beautiful eyes were startled: "Why don't you listen?"

"I know even if you don't tell me." Li Nuo pointed at Cha Bai: "You must formulate a plan to prevent the evil god from being summoned. This plan is divided into two lines."

He popped out the silk thread and pulled back the killer brother who wanted to escape while everyone's attention was elsewhere.

"First, the poster girl, that is, even if there is no evil god, you can still set up a fake church to defraud money, so you need a saint to help you support your appearance."

"Um...yes..."

"For an impossible plan, the saint must be a virgin, and she is not."

"How do you know!" The handsome man was unhappy: "I was just teasing you two, but what does she think..."

"He does know..." Cha Bai thought for a moment and explained, "Have you ever seen a saint lick someone's ear?"

She is already dirty.

"Second." Li Nuo took a sip of tea and continued: "If you want to expand the scope of recruitment, you need to find a way. Let me guess, does that way have something to do with the ticket?"

He wanted to bring the topic back to the "main thread", which was the ticket involved in the mission requirements.

"ticket?"

"Um."

"You have to say so. I remember the last time I sneaked into the Church of the Immortal and heard from the people there that their people were going to enter some kind of train in large numbers..."

The handsome man glanced upward, then looked at the "subordinates" behind him.

"This matter, who was the infiltration investigator with me last time, does anyone still remember?"

"Train to Fort Greene!"

"Oh, yes, it's Fort Greene!"

Li Nuo nodded and recorded the key information in his mind: what was being planned within the Church of the Undead, and it had something to do with the train.

There are several trains a day, and the next step is to figure out which train it is.

Li Nuo: "It's a bit interesting not to explain the information clearly, but to let the players find clues on their own..."

Chabai reminded: "That's interesting to you."

In fact, for Li Nuo, making Marjie's human body was the most interesting thing.

The handsome man suddenly asked hesitantly: "So, is your evil god summoning ceremony reliable?"

Li Nuo nodded.

"Absolutely reliable!"

Cha Bai took a deep breath. It would be damned if the human body refining technique was reliable. She didn't even know what Li Nuo was planning.

However, the handsome man's group felt relieved after receiving a positive reply. They planned to go to the market to purchase goods according to the materials written by Li Nuo.

The person in charge of purchasing is named Lauren, a tall and thick-set guy who is the cook of their office.

Lauren walked to the door with an empty wooden box and prepared to go out.

"Right."

The handsome man suddenly stopped him.

"Lauren, buy some food and come back."

"good."

While Lauren nodded, she put her hand on the doorknob and turned it gently.

A bullet silently passed through the wooden door from the outside and shot through his head.