Extra Chapter 13: I Am Cha Bai

oh.

I am Chabai.

I'm not that poor, so I don't have much to say.

When I was buying groceries today, Aunt Wang from the vegetable market asked me when I would get married.

Regarding this issue…

I had to say: "I'm married."

Aunt Wang was loading the food for me and said, "Where can I find it? That kid Xiaonuo didn't even buy you a diamond ring, right?"

I raised my left arm.

"Sorry, I don't have a left hand, so I can't wear a diamond ring."

Aunt Wang said at a loss for words: "Yes, you can wear it on your right hand."

"Auntie, do you want to watch us have fun?"

"What did you say?"

I sighed.

Li Nuo often told me that these uncles and aunts suffer from menopausal syndrome, which is a disease more terrible than "immune deficiency syndrome".

One of the symptoms: I like to watch other people have fun to the point of being obsessive.

Of course I knew that Li Nuo was exaggerating, but after getting in touch with the uncle and aunt, I found that he was exaggerating by at most one percent.

"Auntie, we won't quarrel over this kind of thing..."

Aunt Wang advised me with some disappointment: "Son, believe me, you will definitely quarrel with him because of this kind of thing."

I think she is scarier than the devil.

At least the devil still knows how to do evil behind the scenes, and she does it openly.

"Auntie, you said there is a magnet underneath."

"Why……?"

"Well, including last month, I gave you a total of fifty-six yuan and thirty cents more. Will you transfer it to me now or pay it in cash?"

Aunt Wang froze on the spot, her eyes rolled slightly, and she seemed to be trying to be naughty.

"Or I call the police."

Soon, Aunt Wang gave me all the money.

Sometimes I have to admire Li Nuo's brain. It's great to call the police no matter what happens... If his lower body was as powerful as his brain, I wouldn't have to comfort him every now and then...

When I passed by a middle school, two middle school students said hello to me.

"Tea sister!"

These two little guys live in the building next door to our house.

The thing is, their parents used to have a good relationship with Li Nuo's mother, so Li Nuo asked me not to beat them outside.

What he said... was like fighting with me everywhere.

"Um."

I said hello.

Two little devils came running over.

"Understood~ Then please ask Sister Cha to help us find Brother Li to use these 100 yuan to draw a picture."

Hmm... I'm convinced. These two brats already know what money laundering is at a young age. Speaking of which, I'm younger than them...

I put one hundred yuan into my coat pocket. This month I have earned more than two thousand yuan by collecting illegal money... I am really not suitable for a normal job.

With this thought in mind, I walked and passed the commercial street outside the community.

In front of a store that sells game boards, there is a poster showing me and Pikachu on a Poké Ball.

"I started to connect again..."

Then, I saw the bridal shop next door.

The white wedding dress displayed in the large floor-to-ceiling window is very close to my hair color.

I stopped in front of the window for a long time.

The wedding of Li Nuo and I was held in the cloister. At that time, Marjie disappeared. There were only two of us, and no one was around. Well, not even Lao Wei.

The wedding of two people... is very romantic.

Looking back, sometimes I really want to praise myself, but why can't I see the annoying things about that guy Li Nuo?

I have more unique wedding dresses and weddings than the women in that store.

After returning home.

I saw Li Nuo sitting in front of the computer. I put the things I bought into the kitchen, and suddenly I remembered that I forgot to buy oil.

"I'm going out to buy a barrel of oil!"

"Yeah, okay."

My name is Li Nuo.

My wife’s name is Cha Bai, she’s nothing special, she’s just a big beauty, big beauty, big beauty, big beauty, big beauty, big beauty, big beauty… Anyway, nothing special, um, big beauty!

But I discovered a secret of hers, which made me panic.

"Old horse..."

I'm using the "interstellar phone" Marger gave me to call him, and he pays for the call.

"I have something I need your help thinking about."

"Hmph, who to kill?"

"Don't make trouble."

I open the history of the tour page.

"Cha Bai has been looking at wedding dress websites not long ago..."

"Miss Chabai has grown up?"

"Stop teasing me, the websites she visits are all kind of... extremely expensive."

Marger paused.

"Miss Chabai finally worships money."

"That's impossible. She knows how to spend money better than I do."

I'm looking at bank card deposits.

"Lao Ma, can we live and die together?"

"It doesn't count."

"I can't afford those wedding dresses now, please lend me some money."

Marger hung up the phone.

snort……

My name is Marger.

Borrow money from me?

You really think highly of me!

I need money now more than anyone else!

snort……

Here's the thing.

After the "Chimera Ant" scenario ended, everyone went back to their homes to find their respective mothers.

Only me...because I already belonged to the "Star Doctor", I was left in Menas City, where the script takes place.

The problem is, my mobile clinic is not here, I can’t get all my savings, I still have an assistant, and I still have a crappy car, my Armani!

never mind……

Money is something external to oneself.

I discovered something that drove me absolutely crazy.

Menas City.

A city saved by a mysterious doctor.

At this moment, there is a statue standing in the central square of the city.

The statue is fifteen meters high. It is a doctor in a white coat, with ants stepping on his feet, a capsule in his left hand, and a large injection on his right shoulder. There is a line of words engraved on the back of the clothes - It's time for the child to take medicine!

There was only a mask on his face.

"This is me..."

I muttered to myself.

Someone must have seen my appearance, but they just didn't notice my awesome face. Anyway, the people in this city love me and respect me.

snort.

Hum.

Hum hum hum.

"Hmm hahahahahahahahaha!"

I laughed in front of my faceless statue, very good, people of Menas City, I am willing to bless you!

After a little Cairo passed by me, he took his mother's hand and asked:

"Mom, is this uncle a fool?"

My smile ends.

Before his mother could educate him, I immediately picked up speed and pushed the little bastard's head into the soil with a slam dunk.

"Call me brother!"

…

My name is Capri...

Ah...by the way, my name never appeared.

Then change the name.

My name is Beautiful Man.

He is the head of a certain planetary branch of the Mechanical Cult.

He is also the legendary star of Cowherd Club.

One time when I was eating pizza with the old mothers, I was called over by our damn evil god...

So I came to Menas City.

After I helped the evil brother kill the chimera ant king (actually he just threw a pizza on the king's face).

I was left in Menas City...

I am now a police officer in this city... because the two remaining police officers in this city were promoted and transferred to other places.

Oh, by the way, why should I be a policeman? Let me say it again, my name is Beautiful Man.

Back to the topic, the police station is very busy today.

"I am the hero who saved Menas City!"

Oh shit, oh my god, our great evil god was escorted into a car and thrown into prison.

The crime was beating a child on the street.

An hour later, through connections, I released the evil god... This is so awkward to say...

"Hmph, it seems like my seeds are everywhere." I'm Marger.

"Lord Evil God...don't tell me, I act as if I am your son." I am a handsome man.

"By the way, it just so happens. I don't have any money. You can give me a place to live other than prison." I'm Marjie.

"Lord Evil God, you don't have to worry... In fact, I asked someone to make that statue in the square, because I found that the people in this city are a bit short-minded, so I used that statue to divert traffic and guide them to the new one I opened in the slums. Church. "I am a handsome man.

"Church?" I'm Marger.

"Mechanical cult...don't you happen to have a ready-made doctrine? Just turn Menas City into a branch of the cult. Anyway, Lord Evil God and I, we have nothing to do when we are idle." I am a handsome man.

"Hmph...very good, half price for mature women." I'm Marjie.

…

My name is Princess Orangutan.

Not long ago, Menas City experienced a hellish horror event.

After that, the shares of my father’s company were taken away by Cairo Ramen Shop.

I have all the money, but no rights. Although the people in this city are safe, I am still empty.

because……

My father is dead.

The man I like also has a big house.

Oh my God!

You can still find another man, but you can’t change your father!

My first priority now is to avenge my father.

Although he is not a good person, he has always been very kind and considerate to me... As a daughter, I cannot let go of my father's hatred.

but……

But I don’t even know who killed dad,

fine……

My heartless man left me a fortune teller.

However, this three-eyed fortune teller was unable to predict accurately because one of her eyes was injured. She said that she needed to find a place with "divine power" to receive a blessing before she could predict accurately again.

It just so happens that a new church came out of Menas City recently.

The name is "Mechanical Cult". Although it is a cult in name, I, the fortune teller, said that the cult is just a church that is too shy, but in fact it is a righteous church.

So, the fortune teller and I came to this church.

I took out my tablet.

"Three-eyed woman, do you feel the power?"

The woman pursed her lips and smiled and nodded.

My name is fortune teller...

I gave one of my eyeballs to the Warrior of Light, and then my divination ability was weakened...

Ah... I'm so unlucky, how could this happen... If I lose the ability to divine, will I have to rely on welfare to make money... Don't do this.

Fortunately, I heard about the mechanical cult at that time, so I brought Princess Orangutan here to try the waters.

This church was established in a former slum.

The church was empty, almost empty, and it seemed that no one would believe the "cult" brand.

But I can feel it...

Deep in the church, the sculpture of a doctor with only his back seems to exude a radiance of salvation.

I walked over and felt the power of blessing.

"Princess, maybe... I can do divination."

I said this, and then I saw the orangutan princess holding up the tablet, and it read: "Divinate who is the guy who killed my father."

I nodded.

The princess gave me dignity and a decent job, I should repay her.

So I drank the alchemical potion.

Then I closed all my eyes.

I was fortune-telling about what would happen in the future, so the answer must be the picture of the murderer who killed the princess's father on a certain day in the future.

In meditation, I seemed to see a picture.

It was a shabby little church.

There was a figure in a wedding dress standing in the center of the church.

This person must be the murderer.

I held my breath and concentrated.

The person turned his head slowly in a wedding dress.

"Huh?"

Li Nuo?

Warrior of Light?

I opened my eyes and looked at the princess.

"Maybe... I still haven't obtained the divine power to restore my fortune-telling ability..."

The princess was disappointed.

But I can't give her the wrong answer.

I can't say that the murderer is Li Nuo, and the picture I saw was that he was standing in the church in a wedding dress not long after. I don't believe it if I tell it to others...

Speaking of which... where is that Li Nuo? I really want to meet him.

...

My name is Soren Li.

I received a nasty phone call.

"Hello, Soren~"

"Li Nuo, what's up?"

"Give me some money, I'll buy a wedding dress for my wife."

I hung up the phone.

Damn Li Nuo!

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ps: "The extra chapter is usually a preview of the next chapter, so the next chapter is: saving the world is just an episode in life"