Chapter 2508 The Days of Teaming up with Nana

*************************************************** *************************************************

"..."

"..."

The atmosphere was silent.

"It's time for you to say something, everyone has already set off."

On the third day after we returned to the camp, the second and a half month of training officially began. The second team, Tamoya, Amrudina and Ava'er, as well as the third team, the pornographic maid, Mipa Knight and Confused Knight, We have all set off one after another. As the first team and the most important ones, we are still sitting here, staring at each other. It feels like if I don’t speak, this Wannian Princess can stare at me for a year. .

After all, this is a guy who has been rolling around in an ancient tomb in boredom for 30,000 years. She is very patient. I can't keep messing around with her, so I have to speak first.

"Alas." Ignoring my words, Ben Zina sighed.

"Hey, talk, you puppet. Could it be that the parts are rusty and have lost the ability to speak? Come on, open your mouth and I'll put some lubricant in it."

After narrowly escaping the sword thrust of the rude and violent Wannian Princess, she turned her back listlessly again.

"Okay, Monkey, just say ※9ding※9point※9小※9 and go practice alone. I will disappear into the camp at the appropriate time and come back after half a month. Then we will meet again. Just give a confession and let others think that we have practiced seriously for half a month."

Does this guy really not want to practice with me? I remember that teacher's voice that made me feel refreshed and refreshed. I once thought that she might become a straightforward and lovely girl in the future, but I was too naive.

"Then where are you going to hide? Ordinary methods cannot hide this from old foxes like Raphael and Sa Qili."

"Dig a hole and hibernate in it for half a month."

"Is this really good? What if you can't wake up from a long sleep? If you wake up again after ten thousand years, you might just have the friendly Sinking Demon to joke with you."

"Is it based on the success of the Hell Clan's invasion?"

"No, it is based on the successful domestication of the Hell Clan in the Dark Continent."

"Then why can I only joke with the friendly Sunken Demon?"

"That's right, I personally think that only the Sinking Demon can stand your temper."

"Go to hell."

After escaping the thrilling sword stab again, my kind-hearted me was still thinking about Benzina: "How about finding another way? No matter what, digging a hole and burying myself or something is too outrageous."

"Then fly into the sky and use the sky as your seat and the clouds as your quilt."

"Pfft, pfft, you don't mean to say that you are Princess Caiyun, please, how old are you?" I hugged my belly and laughed. There was also an innocent and childish scene in this book, which was eye-opening.

"Then I have no choice but to kill you monkey, peel off the skin and put it on myself to pretend to be you." Benzina's face was red, her eyes were stern, and she wiped the white rapier with her white handkerchief. Then it turned into countless lights and shadows and stabbed at me.

There is no way to avoid it this time. Well, I am indeed a bit bitchy.

"I said, it's better to stop making trouble. It will make Raphael and the others laugh. Come out with me first. If you don't like it then, it won't be too late for you to leave and practice alone." He covered his forehead with gurgling blood. I said with a wry smile.

"This standard statement of abducting children and girls is worthy of being said by a perverted monkey." Benzina looked at me expressionlessly.

"Then you can leave or not. If you don't leave, I will go." My patience is limited. This Ben Zina has repeatedly rejected my kindness, so let her stay in the camp and do whatever she likes. What to do.

After saying that, I turned around and left. That's called being straightforward and without hesitation.

When the teleportation array appeared in sight, a light clicking sound came from behind. Looking back, I saw Ben Zina following reluctantly.

"Let me explain in advance. I'm not following you, I just happen to be on your way."

"Yes, yes, by the way, by the way." I pressed my temples hard. This thousand-year-old princess is really more arrogant than the little fox.

"Then I'll leave first. Let me explain in advance that I will never go to the Stone Wilderness. You can go wherever you like." After saying that, I took the lead in stepping into the teleportation array and disappeared into the white light.

As soon as my eyes flashed, I had arrived at the secret teleportation point in the Stone Wilderness. Just as I walked out, the teleportation array flashed with white light again, and Princess Nana walked out of it with an angry look on her face.

"You lying monkey, didn't you promise not to come to the Stone Wilderness?"

"It's as if I have an obligation to tell you the truth." I clicked my tongue and shook my index finger, showing a smug smile.

"If you are not happy, you can use the scroll to return to the city now. No one will stop you."

"It's as if I have an obligation to listen to the monkey." Benzina returned the favor not to be outdone.

"It's up to you." I shrugged, and was about to step on the teleportation array again, teleporting to an unknown place, not to the top of Rakani Xiu's head, uh, never... no, it seems pretty good. , kill it directly, so that Raphael can't blame me, everything is an arrangement of fate.

Of course, this is just a joke. I have already said it before in the Black Wasteland. As the lord of the Stone Wilderness, Rakanixiu is very powerful. He has a large group of subordinates around him. The ten miles around him are full of energy. Trying to teleport the overflowing area to the top of Rakanixiu's head is like using your head to drill a ten-meter-thick titanium alloy plate with a crack only half a finger wide.

Entering the teleportation array, I found that Ben Zina still hadn't moved. I couldn't help but turn around and stare at her helplessly.

"This is a random teleportation array, do you know?"

"This kind of thing doesn't need a monkey reminder."

"That's right, then just think it's me talking to myself. If you don't enter the teleportation array now and wait until I leave before teleporting, then the probability that the two of us will randomly teleport to the same place will not exceed a thousand. one."

"The monkey's arithmetic is completely untrustworthy." Ben Zina hummed again, but her eyes were obviously shaken.

"Hey, Tia, why are you here?" I suddenly looked behind Benzina, eyes widening.

"What?" Ben Zina, who is Tia's good friend. Startled, she immediately turned around, but there was no sign of Dia. She realized that she had been deceived, and before she could react, she was grabbed by a big hand. Forcibly pulled into the teleportation array.

The teleporting white light lit up at the right time, sending the two people in a hurry out.

The next moment, we appeared above the sky in the stone wilderness, sighing as we looked at the exposed gray stone plains beneath our feet and...the monsters with malicious intentions.

Should this be said to be my bad luck, or the monsters' bad luck?

Anyway, there's a lot of energy ahead, I'm going to let the wolf bite.

After the monsters under her feet were cleaned up, Princess Wannian immediately launched an army to punish them.

"I'm so proud. I didn't expect that I fell into the trick of a perverted monkey like you. I was forcibly abducted and brought here."

"It's too late for you to leave now. I keep my word."

"I don't want it. The stupid monkey just did such a stupid thing. How could he let me go so easily? He must have wanted to sneak up on me while I was leaving. Instead of being followed by the perverted monkey, I'd better go there openly." Keep an eye on you to prevent you from doing weird things."

"..." What a justified reason. Leaves me speechless.

Okay, I really plan to do it if she leaves. I followed him from a distance. After all, this idiot doll has almost zero experience. If something happens, how will I explain to Tia when I go back?

"Look, I was right." A guilty look. But Ben Zina stared at her, and she continued to attack.

"Sorry, I don't have time to continue being arrogant with you. You want to follow me." I gave up and finally made it to the end of the five good boys. I didn't say "Don't follow me" out loud.

However, Princess Wannian's pretty face turned red: "Wha...what? Tsundere? I'm sorry...you monkey can think of it, do you want to put all the responsibility on me?"

"Ah, it's all my fault, it's my fault."

"Exploding monkey!"

"I told you to stop being childish."

"Monkeys were forced to mate with ten thousand stallions in heat!"

"Don't worry, if it is unavoidable, I will drag you with me even to death."

"In that case, I will pretend to be a doll lying on the ground. It will be safe. Even a stallion in heat will not be interested in an inanimate doll."

"What do you mean by pretending? You are just a puppet, okay?"

"Anyway, monkey, your anus is going to burst, accept your fate."

"Damn it, it's weird to accept your fate. If the time comes, I just have to force you to mate before being forced to mate by the stallion in heat. Anyway, I will never make it easy for you!"

"What, what? What? You perverted monkey, beastly monkey, shameless monkey, disgusting monkey, you actually... actually want to go into heat with a human doll!"

Benzina's face suddenly turned as red as a monkey's butt, she hugged her tightly and curled up, staring at me with shame and disgust.

"We'll wait until you collect 10,000 estrous stallions first. Then again, why do we have to discuss this kind of topic?"

"Who told the stupid monkey to call me childish just now?"

"So you have to talk about topics that only drunk uncles can talk about to prove that you are a doll with the attributes of a boring uncle?"

"Aren't you having fun chatting?"

"No, no, no, how can you be happy being watched by ten thousand stallions in heat?"

"I am the one. Just after listening to the words of the stupid, perverted monkey, I feel that my body has been defiled, that I am no longer pure, and that I am about to become pregnant."

"I take that last sentence with a grain of salt. What can you give birth to? A little doll?"

"Don't worry about it, monkey!" Benzina suddenly became angry, not the usual quarrelsome kind of anger, but really angry. She turned her face away and stopped talking to me.

"Uh..." It seems that I accidentally hit her most painful point. Well, I was wrong. Because of Little Ghost, I subconsciously thought that maternal wives like Ben Zina and Little Ghost did not care about the matter of giving birth to offspring. Not very interested, but I didn't expect Ben Zina to mind very much.

From this point of view, this doll princess is still a girl with very traditional ideas? No, no, no, the weird one should be the little ghost. She said that if we give birth to two ghost eggs in the future, she will make me a pot of egg drop diamond clear soup noodles. Now think about it, when she said this Natural smile expression. It's really creepy.

Fortunately, ghosts don't lay eggs.

Ben Zina didn't talk to me for a long time after that, but it seemed that she wasn't too angry with me, she was probably just sad. Think about it, every girl has a maternal feeling in her heart (except for the little ghost), but Benzina is already in the body of a doll. Even though her body and functions are very similar to humans, the reproductive function is not magic or machine technology. A legal problem that can be solved, which means that she will never have the chance to release this motherly nature.

I simply recommend her to play a naughty dungeon and city game, and think that the system will be the most loving as a daughter.

I was complaining like this in my heart, but I didn't dare to make a mistake when facing Ben Zina who was in a bad mood. I was afraid that my brain would bloom again. After all this experience, it was soon evening.

I don’t know what happened last time. The spare tents in the inventory disappeared for no reason. After I returned, I was told by Raphael that they were all left in the camp and I forgot to bring them with me. She also scolded me. This time I won’t Would be so careless. I checked and confirmed everything last night, hum hum hum. Nothing goes wrong, I am really a calm and reliable man.

Having said that, Sa Qili came to see me for a drink again late last night. Wasn't she very busy?

I looked into the inventory, looked stiff, and turned my head mechanically.

"No. Oops, my tent had a strange fusion again, no... it's gone."

"Huh?" Ben Zina obviously couldn't understand my meaningless words.

"In other words, I only have a tent on me."

"Do you still have to sleep in two tents by yourself?" Benzina looked at me like I was an idiot.

"No, I mean you..."

"I have a belt on me."

"..." refers to the motor. I forgot that this guy is not a baby. Thinking about it, Tia, who has become more and more mature as a wife recently, had already packed everything for her when she set off. How could she not have a tent that she often uses on her.

"That's good." I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Wait, is it possible that you, the monkey, are having some crooked ideas?" Benzina didn't know where to think. She stared at me with a wary face and took a few steps back.

"Sorry, before facing ten thousand estrous stallions, I was not interested in dolls at all." I gave up and started setting up the tent on my own.

For some reason, the eyes behind her were sharp and she stared at me fiercely for a while. Then the Wannian Princess got awkward for no reason and ran to camp far away from me.

"I said, be careful of being picked up by a wolf from such a distance." Looking at Ben Zina's distant figure, I shouted.

"Even if you get eaten by a wolf, it's still better than being carried into the tent by a pornographic monkey and doing strange things." She replied angrily from a distance.

It's really a good intention that goes unrewarded. I'm blind as a titanium alloy dog ​​to worry about this guy.

*************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** *************************************************** ****************************************(To be continued...)