Chapter 4006: Familiar Taste, Familiar Feeling, It’s Back!

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He threw away the account book indifferently and let Delinya do the final check.

"Fanfan, Fanfan."

Little girl Tia followed up like a follower, leaning against her arm, looking like a coquettish person.

"Are you hungry? You're already here, so why not eat some."

I touched my stomach. Because of Linya's mischief, Vilas prepared a double breakfast in the morning, which made me full, but... right, after all, Dia said everything and came.

Just let me have a stomach that can handle Diamond Clear Soup Noodles and give the water here a try.

"It won't bother everyone."

I pretended to be humble, knowing the little girl's character and hospitality. Even if I wanted dragon meat from the sky, she would...well, even if it wasn't available in the sky, she would get it from the ground. It's such a burning enthusiasm that makes people... Can't put it down.

"How can it be? The store will be closing later, and the ingredients are ready, so there is no need to waste them, so Fanfan came at the right time."

This seems to be the case, but wasn't it because of my arrival that you decided to close the store? In this case, it becomes a question of which came first, the chicken or the egg.

I shook my head and looked at the menu, feeling even more pleased.

In addition to the signature hand-caught mutton rice, other dishes are also provided. Although you can tell from the fancy names that they are not local dishes, at least they are provided.

Unlike the evil dragon Lena, who has nothing but grilled fish, it is more like her canteen than a shop. As the boss, I am actually her personal chef.

Of course, once the money is in place, everything is actually easy to handle. I don’t have anything to complain about, I’m just complaining. These days, the boss is just a high-level worker, not very noble.

After going through the menu, I originally wanted to order the signature dish, the hand-caught lamb, to taste the exotic flavor.

Inadvertently, I flipped the menu to the back.

On the back of the blank, in an inconspicuous corner, there is a line of words printed, which of course cannot be hidden from me, the savior with a burning gaze.

Secret package!

If it were just like this, it would not be able to impress me. I know too many secrets, and ordinary secrets cannot satisfy me at all.

The point is, the offer behind the secret package.

free! ! !

This is very important. Let me ask, who in the world doesn’t like a free lunch?

It’s free, so you’re making money!

I fell into an inexplicable entanglement, completely forgetting that I was the owner of the restaurant. Even if I ordered the expensive hand-caught mutton, I shouldn't have to pay. Well, I should.

Who knows, Rogge will become stingy and ruthless on the third day, and even dare to make his own money.

It's all because the word "free" is so attractive. It seems to keep enlarging in my eyes, and then enlarging it again, until it fills up and no other words can be accommodated.

Mutton?

What the hell is that? It doesn’t exist. Only free meals are allowed on my dining table... ah no, only secret packages are allowed to exist.

However, after all, it is no better than reality. Everyone has clearly touched my underwear, what kind of outdated cloak man, Rogge is the third stingy, the harem elder, the maze killer, the pig suddenly enters, the prince of hundreds of tribes, and a random kid on the road. , catchy and without pauses, had a huge impact on my credibility.

Here, no, at least I haven't opened a harem yet, and I don't have a cloak to show off.

After coughing twice, I pointed to the word "free" and moved it slightly to the left, "Secret Package".

"This secret package seems very interesting. I like to challenge the unknown the most..."

"Really? Fanfan really plans to order this?"

Tia seems very excited? Before I could finish speaking or covering up, I had no choice but to hug her up and press her tightly against her, making me feel the enchantment and enthusiasm of the desert girl again.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but the moment Tia hugged her, the robot-like waitresses around her suddenly cast sharp and scrutinizing glances, and the sharpest one came from behind.

I shuddered and subconsciously turned around to look at the book... ah no, it was Nana who was quietly waving to me with a charming smile. Could it be that she was wishing that Tia and I would be lovers soon? ?

This is unnecessary. I don't want to marry my wife for a second time.

That sharp look just now...could it be Linya Xiaonizi? She shouldn't be, she's jealous too. As early as at the wedding ceremony between me and Vilas, she used Tiandi No. 1 to strangle herself to death.

I touched the back of my head in confusion. The first priority was to peel off the koala-like Tia from my body.

"Calm down, why are you suddenly moved?"

"Of course I have to be moved. This shows that Fanfan and I are of the same mind and have the same hobbies. We are a match made in heaven, right?" The little girl's eyes were excited, as if there were countless stars hidden inside.

"No, what does this have to do with the secret package above?"

"Hmm, the so-called secret menu is the menu of my life. If Fanfan chooses it, he chooses me." The little girl puffed up her chest proudly.

You go on a walk around the set, gourmet captives are bothered to go around the studio next door.

"No, I don't believe you when you say that. I'm the only one who orders this secret meal since the store opened?"

"right."

"I don't believe it, unless you can provide evidence." I am fully aware of people's curiosity. This secret package is so secret, how could anyone be able to hold back, so, no matter how innocent Tia is, His expression doesn't make him believe it easily.

"As for the evidence, because the menu in Fanfan's hand is a special menu, other customers cannot get it."

"So this is a trap specially prepared for me?!" I believed it and was shocked. I felt like a poor butterfly caught in a spider's web.

You shouldn't be greedy for petty gains. Is there any free lunch in the world?

There are quite a few free ones.

"It's a menu specially prepared for Fanfan, a menu!" Tia emphasized again and again, not allowing me to repent, so she took small steps of excitement and went to personally prepare the so-called menu of life for me.

As for her life menu, if I guess right...

It really is this thing!

Looking at what Tia brought to the plate, which was like Cthulhu's lunch, I turned blue. I have been stabbed in reality, and I will continue to be stabbed in fantasy. Is this reasonable? Is it reasonable? !

"What is this black thing?"

"Grilled scorpions."

"Ah, it's quite delicious, crunchy and crunchy." I chewed it and commented from time to time.

Have you been fooled? It was just an act. The person I am now is no longer the person I used to be. Let alone Cthulhu’s lunch, even if you bring it to Mr. Ke, I will still eat it.

Ever since hearing about sandworm juice from Tia, I have become fearless of other desert delicacies.

"What about this?"

"Snake sashimi."

"..."

"What about this?"

"A kind of spider silk called Salamander."

"What about this?"

"The eyeballs, brains, tongue and intestines of a giant lizard have the best flavor when dried raw to semi-dry."

"This...what about this?"

"The pregnant male poison frog uses the simplest cooking method to retain the most original taste. One bite is like digging a whole box of caviar into your mouth."

"What about this?"

"Preserve the original taste of Drunk Sandworm as much as possible."

"this?!"

"Sandworm juice is mixed with mysterious and unknown bacteria that are a specialty of Yunbei. After drinking it, you will have an ecstasy of pleasure, probably."

"..."

Preface withdrawn.

Damn it! Someone opens a black shop to make money and kill people! ! !

Inwardly, he was in a mess, shouting with all his strength, but on the surface, he still had to pretend to be calm and calm, maintaining his original style. Under Dia's service, he put on his napkin, held the knife and fork tightly, and looked like a dead fish in his eyes. of dim light.

This savior is not appropriate!

No, the lines are wrong, try again.

It’s okay not to stay in this illusion!

The scene was so prosperous that I had forgotten how I walked out of Tia's shop. The moment I stepped out of the door, I felt as if I was reborn.

This new baby was so physical, as if something was really about to be born in his stomach. His stomach was raging, and with a whoosh, he vomited it out into the trash can next to him.

"Shopkeeper, are you okay?" A gentle and concerned voice came from behind. When I looked back, it was Nana who had followed me and was looking at me with worried eyes.

Could it be that she cares about me?

Love it, love it.

Next time the Internet cafe is missing one of the four, look for her.

"Thanks, don't worry, I'm fine." After spitting it out, I felt much better. I wiped the corners of my mouth and tried my best to maintain an image in front of the goddess.

"That's it. The shop owner is fine."

"Yes, it's okay."

"Then I'll feel at ease."

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm fine."

"No, you're in trouble."

"I'm really fine."

"busy."

"I really..." I continued to argue, until a black, cold thing with holes was pressed against my forehead.

Behind her, from the back door, a line of waitresses ran out in an orderly and silent manner, like warriors who had experienced hundreds of battles. They surrounded me with water, making it difficult for me to fly, and then took out handfuls of microflush from behind. , Kacha made a sound, and they all opened the insurance and looked at me with a serious look.

Ben Zina took the time to pick up the hair above her ears, and moved the muzzle of her gun forward to her forehead, her smile still warm and friendly.

"Look, Mr. Monkey, aren't you in trouble now?"

"..."

The familiar feeling, it's back.

Benzina is indeed still the same Benzina, and she deserves to be you. Breaking the illusion, these details have been cut out, and the image of the goddess that I had finally built up in my mind has been cut out.

I sighed, but inexplicably, I breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems like Ben Zina...is quite good?

The familiar is the best?

I'm very sorry for being born to be a jerk.

No, no, no, being pointed at by more than a dozen guns, now is not the time to think about this. Let me think about how to deal with this kind of situation in ordinary TV dramas.

That's not right. Does this happen to TV dramas in general? !

I slowly raised my hands and my legs trembled: "Who are you? What do you want? Do you know that it is illegal for you to do this?"

"We have gun licenses."

After Ben Zina finished speaking, the waitresses held guns in one hand and flashed an ID with the other hand.

No, why are you trying to explain it in detail? Is this what I want to hear? !

Fortunately, Ben Zina has never been the Riddler. Before I could speak again, she revealed her purpose.

"Tell me, Mr. Monkey, what is your purpose in approaching our Royal Highness? What should I do to make you stop pestering Her Royal Highness?"

No, who is Her Royal Highness? ? I get it, Tia, right, the question is, when did it become my obsession with her? What happened in the store just now, are you all crayfish?

"I understand, Mr. Monkey is a greedy and lustful guy, so how many tons of gold do you need to let our princess go?"

? ? ?

Although in the real world, gold is not very valuable to adventurers and hard currency is gems, but in this fantasy world...is it the same setting? Can gold be measured in tons?

I didn't understand, but I was shocked.

Seeing my stunned silence, Benzina's eyes turned cold: "What a greedy Mr. Monkey, can't you even be moved by gold? He must have known the identity of Her Royal Highness, and prepared the lion's mouth." Get ready, right? Very good. If you win the bet, let's change the currency - how many barrels of crude oil do you need before you can let Her Royal Highness go?"

"..."

"Are you still unwilling to let go? Could it be that even this can't impress you? Could it be that your real target is the oil field? Tell me which one you have chosen. I'm warning you, Mr. Monkey, this is your last chance."

"..."

Seeing that I still refused to speak, Benzina slightly pulled the trigger, and the waitresses also raised their guns a little higher. The atmosphere was tense and about to explode.

At this moment, Benzina sighed and put down the muzzle of the gun on her forehead with a slight trembling.

"I understand. In fact, I know everything. As expected of you, Mr. Monkey, who is greedy and lustful, wants to have both fish and bear's paws. Money alone can't impress you, right?"

Biting her lip, as if she was about to make a big sacrifice, with tears of shame and helplessness in her eyes, she took a big step forward and raised her plump chest towards me.

"As long as you can leave Her Royal Highness, as long as Her Royal Highness can go back, if you want gold, crude oil, or oil fields, just ask, other than that... other than that... I will replace Her Highness and satisfy your needs. Greedy, obscene and shameless desires, as long as I can let the princess and my good sisters go, they can do anything to my body, so that’s okay!”

"Your Highness, this is not allowed!"

The waiters all exclaimed, if they were not well-trained and well-trained, they would have been eager to pull the trigger immediately and turn the hateful man in front of them into a hornet's nest.

At this moment, there was an explosion not far away, followed by chaotic noises.

Linya, who had mysteriously disappeared just now, suddenly appeared, as if she had become accustomed to it. She glanced at the scene with dull eyes, and then said to Ben Zina: "Nana, stop making trouble, something happened. Brother Wu, come with me quickly. .”

"I'm not kidding."

Benzina said angrily, and under Linya's powerful gaze, she gave up and asked the waiters to put down the dangerous weapons in their hands.

"What's wrong? Where did you run just now? I almost..."

Uh... I almost got a few tons of gold, hundreds of millions of barrels of crude oil, an oil field, and even a Benzina.

Thinking about it this way, Linya Xiaonizi is really guilty of a heinous crime!

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