Chapter 1033 New Year’s Greetings
"By the way, how long do I have to be an aunt?"
In the living room, Luo Quan asked Mia who was reading a book.
"My due date is May, and the doctor asked me to go out more and get some sunshine during this time."
Mia stroked her already sizable belly and smiled happily: "There are still more than four months until the baby is born. Leon is staring at the calendar in the room every day, wishing he could tear it up to May as soon as possible."
"It's normal. Every expectant father should be anxious and urgent during this period." Wen Xia responded while cracking melon seeds.
But she suddenly saw something and immediately frowned: "Luo Bao, your belly seems a bit big."
After speaking, he directly reached out and touched it.
As the one with the best figure in the room, Luo Quan's S-curve is perfect, with the front and back curved, and the joint in the middle is flat and well-proportioned, with almost no fat anywhere.
But now there is an obvious bulge, and it is not because the clothes are too bloated, it is real.
After Wen Xia touched her for a while, she looked at Luo Quan as if she had seen a ghost: "Luo Luo, you have gained so much weight recently. The fat on your belly is quite large."
"How could there be fat?" Luo Quan didn't notice this at all and thought Wen Xia was deliberately teasing her.
For this reason, she even stood up and lifted up her coat, revealing her figure covered by a tight sweater.
It was okay not to lift it, but this lift directly exposed the bulge around the navel.
Wen Xia murmured: "It seems like it's not just fat."
"Sister, there seems to be something wrong with your belly." As a pregnant woman, Mia knows the difference between being simply fat and having a pregnant belly.
Generally, if a girl is fat, the fat around her waist will be surrounded by a layer of fat like a swimming ring, while the pregnant belly will only inflate with the navel as the midpoint and expand in all directions, just like a boy's beer belly, which usually only appears on the front side of the body. .
Luo Quan now only looks big from the front, but still slim from the back.
"Holy crap, is it really because I've eaten too much recently?" Luo Quan finally noticed the changes in his figure and became anxious.
However, the reason for her anxiety was just because her perfect figure was ruined, and she regretted that she should not have taken too many of the pills Bai Xingwei gave her, resulting in overnutrition.
But she never thought about pregnancy from beginning to end.
After all, she knew that this could not be pregnancy, but Wen Xia and Mia didn't know that this sudden belly looked like she was more than three months pregnant.
"Luoluo, how long has it been since you visited Auntie?" Wen Xia sat next to Luo Quan with concern, already beginning to wonder if her friend had something to hide.
"Do you want me to show you the sanitary napkins in the toilet trash can?" Luo Quan felt speechless. "When you think about it, you know this is impossible. I just ate too much."
As he spoke, Luo Quan raised his hands and patted his belly quickly, like a happy little seal.
However, just after a few pats, Luo Quan felt a sharp pain in her lower abdomen, as if a big hand had grabbed her intestines and tore them violently. The pain was so painful that she immediately lay on the sofa and rolled over. .
Since practicing martial arts, she has hardly suffered any injuries, and the Wujin Glazed Body has improved her body to the point of invulnerability.
However, he had never been injured or experienced pain, which also resulted in Luo Quan's tolerance for pain being extremely low, and he would react extremely violently to any movement in his stomach.
When Wen Xia and Mia saw this scene, they were so frightened that they broke into white-haired cold sweats.
Is this how a pregnant woman’s belly is photographed?
Not to mention that Luo Quan is still a martial arts practitioner, and his strength is much greater than that of ordinary people.
It's definitely okay if you shoot like this normally, but if you do it like this when you're pregnant, it'll be fine!
"My aunt, this is not how you want to die, right?"
Wen Xia quickly turned over Luo Quan, who was lying on the sofa in a shrimp shape: "Don't shrink into a circle, be careful of squeezing the baby!"
"Ouch...I really...don't have it!" Luo Quan was in terrible pain now. Hearing Wen Xia's words, he was even more angry, and then his stomach hurt even more!
"Okay, okay, no, no, no, don't be so excited. Being too excited is not good for the baby...it's bad for your health." Wen Xia didn't dare to argue with the mother, lest she get pregnant.
However, Luo Quan had no fetal gas, but she was really going to be pissed off by Wen Xia.
A thing that was originally nothing, turned out to be darker and darker by Wen Xia. In addition, Mia screamed in sympathy, and now the whole room knew that she was "pregnant".
"Mother fxxker, what son of a bitch touched my sister and didn't do anything about it? He's really not a man!"
Leon was furious at this time. Seeing that his sister was in so much pain that she was about to burst into tears, he wanted to shoot that irresponsible man with a bullet.
Luo Ni, on the other hand, supported her daughter with a distressed look on her face, not knowing what to do to relieve her pain.
At the same time, Luo Ni was very nervous. She was afraid that her daughter's mysterious boyfriend would be an irresponsible scumbag just like young Eric.
She didn't want to see her daughter make the same mistake she made.
Just when Luo Ni was thinking about whether to inform Eric about this, Luo Quan finally came to his senses.
Wen Xia pulled out a tissue and wiped away the fine beads of sweat on Luo Quan's forehead, as if taking care of a seriously ill patient.
Luo Quan tilted his head dumbfounded and said, "Don't listen to Wen Xia's nonsense. I'm not pregnant at all. If you don't believe it, we can go to the hospital immediately for a checkup."
"You're not pregnant, sister, why is your belly so big and your reaction so exaggerated?" Leon also noticed the change in the elder sister's figure at a glance, and then raised questions.
"I don't know, maybe it has something to do with my practice." Luo Quan replied, rubbing his belly gently.
When the pain was tight just now, she noticed that the internal force in her body was surging very intensely, which was abnormal, so she guessed that the pain in her stomach and the strange expansion were related to it.
But I don't know whether this is the case, I have to go back to the room and ask the system to be sure.
In addition, there is Ye Zhining, I believe she can also see the problem.
"You're really not pregnant?" Luo Ni held her daughter's hand tightly, "We are all a family here. There is no need to hide anything."
"I really didn't hide anything." Luo Quan said in a dumbfounded voice, "I've been staying at home for a while, so I really don't have the time to commit crimes."
"Why don't you call it such an exaggeration?" Luo Ni showed a disappointed expression after receiving her daughter's affirmative reply.
At this time, her mood was extremely complicated. Just now she was afraid that her daughter would be deceived by a scumbag, and now she was regretting that she could not be a grandmother.
Luo Quan looked at his mother speechlessly, not knowing what to say for a moment.
Everyone in the living room saw that it was a false alarm, complained a few words, and then went back to the room.
"You too, you make a fuss when your belly is a little fat, and so many things happen!" Luo Quan glared at Wen Xia and said angrily.
"Is it still wrong to care about you?
Wen Xia knew she was in the wrong, but she still defended in a low voice: "Besides, who made your belly suddenly grow so big? Anyone would think you were pregnant." "
"Who told you that having a big belly means you're pregnant?" Luo Quan was almost pissed off by Wen Xia, "It can't be that I'm getting fat because of overeating every day. I can't just be getting fat, right?"
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault." Seeing that he couldn't argue, Wen Xia had no choice but to surrender.
"It's good that you know you were wrong." Luo Quan didn't care about anything and got up and went upstairs.
Before returning to the room, Luo Quan even knocked on the door to prevent Ye Zhining from being too busy to clean up.
After waiting for ten seconds, she walked into the room, only to find Ye Zhining sitting at the computer desk surfing the Internet.
"My beloved, you have to knock on the door when you enter your house?" Ye Zhining turned her head, thinking Luo Quan was a little funny.
"Isn't this to give His Majesty some privacy?" Luo Quan explained with a smile.
"Why did my beloved concubine say this? I didn't do anything shameful!" Ye Zhining looked upright and solemn.
Luo Quan nodded for a while: "That's because I thought too much."
"It is." Ye Zhining showed a smile, "By the way, concubine, there seemed to be a lot of movement downstairs just now. Did something happen?"
"Hey, this is just a mistake."
Luo Quan told Ye Zhining the ridiculous thing that just happened, and then added: "It was just a simple stomachache, but they yelled at me and made me feel like I was going to have a miscarriage."
"Well... this is not necessarily a simple stomachache." Ye Zhining reached out and pinched Luo Quan's wrist, and began to feel her pulse like an old Chinese doctor.
Luo Quan didn't say anything when she saw this. She also wanted to know what was going on with her suddenly enlarged belly and stomachache.
After feeling her pulse for more than ten seconds, Ye Zhining let go of her hand: "Congratulations, my concubine, you are very happy!"
Luo Quan looked at her speechlessly: "Your Majesty, can you stop joking?"
Ye Zhining's eyes widened: "How dare you not laugh even though you know I'm joking!"
"Haha." Luo Quan grinned and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Okay, okay."
Ye Zhining waved her hand and said seriously: "My beloved, my stomach is swollen due to hunger. The reason is that too much energy has accumulated in the Dantian.
The human Dantian is just like the stomach. Although it can go in and out constantly, the storage space is limited. Once the speed of entry is much faster than the speed of removal, the area where the Dantian is located will be stretched, which is reflected in the body's enlarged belly. . "
"Then why does this happen?" Luo Quan asked nervously, "If there is a problem with this part of the Dantian, the consequences will be serious, right?"
"It must be very serious. If an average person's Dantian were swollen like this, they would be in so much pain that they would be unable to get out of bed. If it had been a little bigger, there might be a danger that the Dantian would burst and their martial arts skills would be useless!"
Ye Zhining's words sent a chill down Luo Quan's back, but she quickly said: "Fortunately, my beloved concubine has a stain-free glazed body, and her body toughness is far beyond what ordinary warriors can match. Even if her Dantian has been stretched to this Looks like this, but you still didn’t notice it at first.”
"Then why did it still hurt so much in the end?" Luo Quan rubbed her belly with lingering fear. It was so painful in the past few minutes that she just called her mother.
She never wanted to experience this terrible feeling again in her lifetime.
"Isn't what my concubine said nonsense?" Ye Zhining spread her hands, "Every part of your body is so swollen, and you have to pat it like a gong or a drum. If you don't hurt, who will?
Just because of your slap just now, the excess zhenqi that could have been slowly digested began to surge randomly in the body. If not treated in time, the meridians will be damaged at best, or go crazy in the worst case! "
"What should we do?" Luo Quan also understood the seriousness of the problem at this time and nervously asked Ye Zhining for a solution.
"It's very simple. There is no problem that cannot be solved by a double cultivation session. If there is, then do it a few more times."
Ye Zhining suddenly smiled, with a smile that resembled that of an ancestor: "In the early years, out of curiosity, I practiced the Great Law of Harmony between Heaven and Earth, Yin and Yang.
If this technique is practiced by one person, it will only have some beauty and beauty effects, but if it is practiced by two people, the effect will be great. I guarantee that your skills will increase sharply in your ecstasy.
Moreover, this exercise also has special functions in sorting out the meridians and consolidating the body, which is suitable for dealing with the predicament of the beloved concubine at this time. "
"This harmony of heaven and earth, yin and yang, doesn't sound very serious?" Luo Quan felt that Ye Zhining seemed to be deceiving him, so he immediately raised questions.
"This is indeed an unorthodox and serious practice. The practice and accompanying pictures are all forbidden."
Ye Zhining did not deny this, but at the same time said: "But its effect is real, I am absolutely lying."
"I think His Majesty just wants to take advantage of me." Luo Quan has learned his lesson now and only half-believes Ye Zhining's words.
Especially things like dual cultivation, you can't believe even a single word of it.
Even if it was really as magical as Ye Zhining said, Luo Quan was not going to try it.
If it doesn't work, let the system make the decision. Besides, she still has a clean glazed body, so she can withstand it.
"That's all. Since my beloved concubine doesn't trust me, then this method will be treated as if I didn't say anything about it."
Ye Zhining also shook her head at this time: "I didn't expect that my loving heart would turn my hot face into my cold butt. My beloved concubine really hurts my heart."
"Oh." Luo Quan replied coldly.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore."
In the end, Ye Zhining couldn't hold back and laughed out loud: "Actually, it's very simple to solve the surge of true energy. You only need a strong external true energy to guide the true energy in your body to flow in the correct meridians. , and just reduce the speed.
Just now, I checked my concubine's pulse and found out the problem. At the same time, eight problems were also solved. "
"Solved!" Luo Quan was shocked and immediately lifted up his clothes.
Sure enough, the originally bloated belly had subsided and no longer ached.
"My beloved concubine, are you planning to repay me with your love?" Ye Zhining suddenly lifted up her clothes when she saw Luo Quan and started teasing her.
"It's better to wait for the promise of my life, but I am really grateful to Your Majesty."
Luo Quan looked at Ye Zhining with a grateful face: "Well, I can agree to your majesty's request that is not too excessive. What does your majesty say?"