These Big Shots Are Actually Me

Egger Morriss. Translation: Poisoned eggs. The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose. Author: Why don’t you follow the plot? Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant! Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort: ? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention. Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes… Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line! Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

A story about Ambi forced to go to the heavens to save the world… World Tentative: One Punch World-One Piece-One Punch World-Black Bullet-Naruto-to be determined But my cat is an abandoned house. I really don’t want to be a savior. I just want to be a salted fish… Labels: One Punch Man, Comprehensive Man, Heavens, Infinite Flow, Two Dimensions

Hundreds of years ago, the sacred unified empire was divided into nine due to civil strife. Britain is one of them. The one who drew this sword is the king of Britain, and this is a legend left by the generations of Britain. The king is judged by the sword of the king. Then, the king died… To put it simply, it means that a certain traverser was reborn into a new world after being fooled and spreading fire to become the King of Kings and burned him down, but… this world seems strange. Protagonist: Fuck you, I read less, don’t lie to me. Charlemagne and Alexander were heroes of the same time? Well, I take it as it is. But what’s the matter with the Shining of Babylon and Nobunaga of the island country? When Babylon disappeared, the people of the island country were still hanging on the tree as monkeys. Are you telling me that they are the product of an era? However, Mao Wang is still very cute. Finally, can anyone tell me why I can draw this sword in the stone?

“Among Douluo, know Ah Yin, establish the religion, destroy Qianxun, and be invincible!” “During the fight, save Yunyun, collect the different fires, destroy the soul emperor, and preach and be the ancestor” “While traveling to the west, the Heavenly Palace, the Broken Spirit Mountain, the Emperor Zhantian, sentient beings worship me!” “Among the white snakes, save Xiaobai, Slayer State Master, and destroy the Snake Mother. Five hundred years later, I will punish Xu Xuan!” “Among the super gods, save Kesha, destroy Huaye, teach the goddess to cultivate immortals!” Starting from Douluo, fox demon, martial arts, master, fairy sword, lotus lantern, white snake origin, super god, Dou Po, Journey to the West, Conferred God… the heavens and all realms are all adorable (surrendered) in that golden road At the foot of the figure. “Crush the ant, energy +0.0001, experience +0.0001, supernatural powers are infinite, and can be upgraded to the heavens and the earth!” “Kill the colorful magic spider, energy +1, experience +1, supernatural power spider web, you can upgrade the sky and earth web!” “Kill the ground squirrel, energy +10, experience +10, magical power drill hole, can be upgraded to the golden light!” “Kill the ghost tiger, energy +100, experience +100, supernatural power shadow clone, can be upgraded with one gas and three clear!” … The heavens and all realms, I am invincible, from heaven to earth, omnipotent!

Traveling through the world of Genshin Impact, Li Xingshan accidentally activates “Evil Simulator” Had to be a big badass in The Sims. “Shen He, you don’t want Chongyun to be expelled from school, do you?” “Captain Qin, you don’t want Barbara to be an idol, do you?” “Gan Yu, you don’t want these photos to be seen by others, do you?” “Lei Movie, you don’t want Guo Beng to be bullied at school, right?” ………… In order to make up for the evil things done in the Sims, Li Xingshan can only accumulate virtue and do good in reality. Who knew that one day, Shen He, holding a long spear, appeared in front of him: “Li Xingshan, if you have done all the bad things, I will kill you today and do justice for the heavens!” Li Xingshan: ? ? Wait, aren’t those fake?

What would you do if you had the chance to do it again? After experiencing a failed life, he was reincarnated into a new world and became Hikigaya Hachiman. He chose the path that he thought was the easiest. "You might as well become a light novelist." However, the nature of being a mediocre person is not so easy to change. Life is full of different paths, sometimes you are happy and sometimes you are sad.

Because of an egg fried rice, Li Wenhao became the most wanted criminal in the world! Because it killed a flea, the system was added! Because I don’t want to die, pretending to be the son of Lord Hou! Because I want to live freely, create the strongest army, tear the heavens!

Luo Yu traveled through the world of Douluo, met Gu Yuena, and after a million years of painstaking practice, he finally became a beast god. After a catastrophe, he became a human being, forged the first divine body of Douluo, and awakened the heaven-defying twin god-level martial souls. Save Bibi Dong and help Zhu Zhuqing get rid of the scumbag. Master wants to accept me as an apprentice? Sorry, you don’t deserve it. Show off Tang San with one hand, blast the white tiger with one punch, cut Tang Hao with three swords… A few years later, Luo Yu swept Douluo, and the king came to the Wuhun Palace, stepping on the abyss, pointing at the vastness of the sword. In the vast God Realm, who is worthy of a battle…

I have a fishing, can catch all the heavens and all things, famous generals and beauties, martial arts, martial arts, magical physique… the heavens and all the worlds, all things and all things, nothing can not be caught! Catch a black dog and become a divine beast to harm the Quartet! Catch a monkey, seal a pioneer officer, and conquer the westward journey! Catch a female emperor, seal a… Damn, what the hell is it that caught a universe? Fishing in the heavens, traveling through the world! The imperial dynasty is powerful in the wild, the holy dynasty overlooks the heaven and the earth, and the dynasty is immortal! Ye Donghuang pointed out, “I have countless worlds, who will fight for it?” Martial arts, cartoons, novels, Journey to the West, the prehistoric world, the heavens and the world, everything is possible! ! !

The dream world! Golden twin ponytails, black long straight senior sister, quintuplets with different personalities… In this life, Azu Toru will live a wonderful life!

The introduction is difficult, please try Chen Feng, Celestial Traveler, Ordinary Takeaway, Neon High School Student. The causal system is successfully upgraded, and the takeaway system is loaded··· People? Suddenly feel that the force is down. Is this the legendary reverse escalation? System dispatching… ‘Wraith spirit appears at Xuexia Mansion, address XXX, request: send the spirit spirit away from Xuexia Mansion, remarks: none, do you accept the order? Delivery order completion reward: storage weapon box (volume 5m3), AR15 automatic Rifle, 500 rounds of M855a1 ammunition, some cash” The daughter of the former British diplomat in Neon, Eiri Sawamura, was kidnapped. The address was XXX. The request: Ensure the safety of the target hostages and escort them away. Remarks: Add more coriander and no green onions. Do you accept the order? Completion rewards for sending orders: the ability to go back in time for 5 seconds (once a day), Beretta M92F pistol, 300 rounds of 9X19mm pistol ammunition, and a lot of cash’ ‘ A terrorist appeared on the private Toyonosaki campus, address XXX, request: send the terrorist to see God, remarks: apple pie, do you accept the order? Send the order completion reward: quack doctor’s medical kit (once a day, can heal any degree of injury Disease), the power of Long Yin’ Are you telling me this is for delivery?

“Want to know the meaning of life? Want to be true…Are you alive?” “I don’t want to, get out!” “Um… Then I would say another way, do you want to go to the second element?” “how to get to!!!” “Come on, put your head into this noose, and step on the stool under your feet.” Infinite Space Survival Guide: One: Never believe that the Garden of Eden will not issue a mortal mission such nonsense! Two: Never try to guess something from the main mission! Three: Never believe in any price-performance ratio! Four: Never believe that you are the protagonist, because there are countless protagonists here If you can do the above three points, then please open the second page of the “Basic Law of Routines” in front of you. There are still 60 items in it, which are… listen to the class! Teachers hate people who don’t know how to count!