Chapter 508 You Are so Handsome, Why Not Change Your Name to Ma Chao! [Monthly Vote Requested]

"His name is Zhao Xiaolong, and he is a new Hanfu model from the B&B."

Lu Bu made nonsense of Zhao Yun's identity, then stretched out his arm to compare with Zhao Dahu's black arm, and said with a smile:

"Are you Zhao Zilong from Yinzhou? What a coincidence, his nickname is also Zhao Zilong."

Oops, this is a meeting with a colleague... Zhao Dahu circled around Zhao Yun twice. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that his name as Yinzhou Zhao Zilong did not live up to his name. On the contrary, this one, with a handsome appearance and a jade tree facing the wind, did have a bit of Zhao Zilong. smell.

It's just that he doesn't have enough murderous aura, he's too refined, and he's not the same as the Zhao Zilong from Changbanpo who goes in and out seven times.

Zhao Dahu said seriously:

"Brother, you are too handsome. You are not as brave as Zhao Zilong... I think you are more in line with the description of Jin Ma Chao. How about changing your nickname to Ma Chao in the future? Don't steal the name of our old Zhao family."

Lu Bu: "..."

Good guy, he is too handsome and not like Zhao Zilong, so I asked him to change his name to Jin Ma Chao... Then Ma Chao really comes, let me see what Zhao Dahu says.

Zhao Yun had seen Zhao Dahu's photo and knew that this guy helped him shoot his bright silver gun. He smiled and said politely:

"I'll toast you later!"

Zhao Dahu thought he had adopted his suggestion of changing his nickname, and said with a smile:

"It's easy to talk about it. My girlfriend is not here tonight, so we can relax and eat meat and drink wine... I will help you put on the clothes first. We will talk later and tell you about my experiences during this trip."

While everyone was busy, Mu Guiying took the Minion and the child, and led Zhao Xue to the river. He took out the ground cage and poured out a few large crucian carp and some crayfish, as well as loaches and eels.

"Wow, catching fish is so easy? I thought I had to fish with a fishing rod."

Zhao Xue looked at this scene curiously. It was completely different from the way of catching fish in the Three Kingdoms.

Mu Guiying said:

"Fishing is easier. Now let me show you my invincible fishing skills!"

The girl took out the fishing rod from her fishing bag, hung the pendant around her neck, then hung the melon seed sequins on it, threw it hard into the middle of the river, and slowly tightened the fishing line with unskilled techniques.

Just as he was putting it away, he felt the line group being tightened suddenly. Mu Guiying thought it was caught on a rock. Just when he was about to complain about how fishing is not fun in places with many rocks, and to find an excuse for his air force, he saw the fishhook. There was a big catfish hanging on it, at least three pounds in size.

While Mu Guiying was hurriedly reeling in the line, she was yelling at Zhao Xue to take out the fishing net from her bag and assemble it, ready to fish.

As soon as Zhao Xue assembled the net, the catfish in the water jumped hard and jumped into the water plants on the shore. Mu Guiying had quick eyes and quick hands and lifted it out directly.

"Hahaha, send it back quickly and let everyone try the grilled catfish!"

This kind of wild native catfish has no fishy smell and tastes very good, especially when grilled. The meat is plump and very delicious.

"Your Majesty, Third Master, you are so powerful. There won't be enough food for so many of us. Let's catch another one!"

This suggestion made the smile on Mu Guiying's face stop abruptly. She wanted to give it up and maintain her character as a fisherman, but she didn't expect Zhao Xue to become addicted.

In desperation, she had no choice but to hold the pendant and pray, hoping that the little fat cat would cooperate. Then she suddenly swung the fishhook into the middle of the river, and soon caught another carp weighing about five kilograms.

"Let's go back home and prepare to eat meat!"

You can’t fish any more. If you continue fishing, you might be punished by Dundun.

Zhao Xue was anxious to go back to the B&B to show off, so she left first with the big carp.

Mu Guiying threw the ground cage back into the river and put away the lure fishing rod. Then she pretended to be a worldly expert and slowly returned to the B&B.

As soon as he walked into the door of the B&B, Diao Chan greeted him:

"Just now, Sister Zhou said she wanted to eat fish. Sister Guiying is so awesome!"

"Hahaha, it's just so so. Yinzhou is third. I'm just giving you an extra meal. No need to make such a fuss... We'll have a beer later. Do you want to have one too?"

Diao Chan immediately shook her head and refused:

"I prefer drinking juice."

"What if your husband lets you drink it?"

"Then...then of course I have to be obedient...Sister Guiying, if you laugh again, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Mu Guiying smiled and went to take credit for the crucian carp and catfish.

Li Yu took the fish, cleaned it skillfully, marinated it with seasonings, and prepared to grill it later.

He first grilled several kilograms of mutton skewers, and then grilled chicken wings and other delicacies. Everyone enjoyed the meal.

At the end of the first round, Li Yu took the marinated fish over and started grilling it until both sides were golden brown. He placed the carp on a large tray, placed a layer of onions, bean sprouts, celery, enoki mushrooms and other side dishes underneath, and then used the hot pot base. , boil a pot of spicy sauce and pour it on the fish, cook it for a while, and then you can eat it.

"Wow, I didn't expect grilled fish to be eaten this way. It's so delicious!"

Zhao Xue ate happily and felt that the real world was like a fairyland.

After eating and drinking, the family returned to the mountain.

Li Yu also specially rode a motorcycle to follow them, and told them again about the usage and precautions of various home appliances, making sure that they had learned them before saying goodbye and leaving.

As soon as he left, Zhao Feng called Zhao Xue aside:

"Does Xue'er plan to become a female general with Third Master's wife?"

Zhao Xue pinched the corner of her clothes and said:

"There is no place for me to be useful here...and the queen also asked me to go. When I was treating you, the queen talked to me quietly and praised me as a good soldier."

Zhao Feng sighed and said nothing.

He thought that in the real world, the family would be able to be together, but he didn't expect that they would live in three worlds.

Zhao Yun wanted to persuade Zhao Xue, but he thought that he could not restrict his younger sister because he was pursuing his ideals, so he had to say:

"Brother, your family should live well in the real world. Xiaoxue and I also have our own ideals to pursue. Once we have time, we will write to report our safety."

Knowing that he couldn't persuade his younger brother and sister, Zhao Feng was very sad:

"Then stay for a while before leaving. Didn't General Yuwen leave after the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

The family celebrated the last reunion festival together. It would be difficult to see each other again in the future.

Zhao Xue liked this courtyard very much:

"Before we leave, let's take a family photo here. I will carry it with me anytime and anywhere. If I miss you, I will take it out and look at it..."

Before the girl finished speaking, Zhao Feng's eyes were red:

"If you continue to talk, I will not be willing to let you go with the third master's wife..."

Zhao Yun was afraid that his elder brother would cry, so he hurriedly said:

"Wash and rest early. I have to learn the art of battle from General Yuwen tomorrow."

In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhao Yun's biggest shortcoming is that he has never led a large army to fight. He usually led his own troops to charge into battle. Even in his later years, he only led a small army to feint.

In terms of large-scale military operations, he lacked experience, even worse than Zhang Fei, who had been a governor for many years.

However, Yuwen Chengdu was very good at this. In the original work of "Xing Tang Zhuan", he often led hundreds of thousands of troops to fight, and was a typical corps commander.

So when Liu Xie learned that Yuwen Chengdu was going to come to the Three Kingdoms world, he was ecstatic.

As for the world of Water Margin, apart from Guan Yu, there are also Yue Fei, Guan Sheng, and Lu Junyi who are masters of leading troops independently, all of whom are capable of standing on their own.

In the following days, Zhao Feng and his family began to learn modern cultural knowledge from Diao Chan, Zhao Yun learned the skills of commanding a large army from Yuwen Chengdu, and Zhao Xue was responsible for making soy sauce.

In the world of Water Margin, Yue Fei told Liu Bei through the intercom that Zhao Yun had arrived at the B&B, and the uncle happily held a banquet in Zhending Mansion.

However, in addition to being happy, he also asked Yue Fei to tell Zhao Yun to stay in the real world for a while. Now there is no war here, so he can come later.

After helping Zhang Fei sort out all the things, Yue Fei transported all the necessary materials from the real world to Weizhou City.

After finishing these, he led the horse out of the city and prepared to return to Zhending Mansion.

While the Hutuo River is drying up, we should quickly build a hydroelectric power station and move the military workshop next to the hydroelectric power station. This will not only facilitate the use of electricity, but also enable the use of water transportation to transport iron ore from the upper reaches of the Hutuo River.

"Brother-in-law, Taoist Gongsun will come to pick you up when you get married, and we will go back to Qilin Village together."

"Okay Pengju, tell my elder brother that I will never drink too much and make mistakes in Weizhou this time, nor will I beat or scold the soldiers, so let him relax."

"Anything else you want to say?"

Zhang Fei scratched his steel-needle-like beard and suddenly thought of a big fool:

"When you go to the real world, tell the big fool in Bingzhou that it would be unreasonable for him not to give me a gift when the third master gets married, so just give me his off-road vehicle. I don't mind it being a second-hand car."

You two really love and hate each other for a lifetime... Yue Fei agreed, and said goodbye to Qiao Daoqing, Lu Junyi, Shi Wengong, Yang Zhi, Li Ying and others, and then rode away.

As soon as Yue Fei left, Shi Wengong took out the map and asked:

"The news that we occupied Weizhou will soon reach the ears of the Liao king. We must quickly build some passes on the throat roads in Weizhou to win this round of attack."

Zhang Fei said:

"Okay, let's proceed according to the plan first. Taoist Qiao will appear more times to completely control the people's hearts!"

After everyone left, Zhang Fei returned to his room, spread out rice paper, first silently wrote a poem "Jinse" by Li Shangyin, then took out his mobile phone to take a picture as a souvenir, and turned on the front camera to record a video message for Zhao Fujin:

"Wife, I miss you!"

On the other side, in Handan City, An Daoquan checked Xuan Zan's body and treated his external injuries after confirming that he was fine.

The outer wall of Handan City has now begun to be built. Hundreds of brick kilns are firing the super-large bricks used for the city wall day and night. Guan Yu also asked people to transport a lot of large stone slabs from the nearby mountains as the base of the city wall.

This is a big project, and it can't be completed overnight.

Fortunately, Wu Song has built a relay station that can connect to Kaifeng City and is preparing to return. He will be stationed in Handan City for a long time in the future, and he can transport the concrete needed for building the city wall at any time.

Hearing that Zhao Yun has arrived in the real world, Lao Guan was also very happy. He specially contacted Wu Song with the intercom and told him in the same considerate way:

"Please tell Zilong, brother Erlang, that you can stay with the master for a while and spend time with your family. It won't be too late to come here when there is a big war."

"Okay, Erye, I will definitely tell General Zilong."

Wu Song put down the intercom and asked Shi Jin, Shi Qian and others who rushed out of the city to play:

"You have made the people of Tokyo panic, haven't you had enough fun?"

After delivering the gifts according to Wen Huanzhang's order, Shi Jin, Shi Qian, Le He and others started playing. The two kidnapped Gao Qiu's newly adopted son from the Taiwei Mansion and sold him to a male brothel as a foreigner.

During the Song Dynasty, homosexuality was prevalent, and people like Sima Guang were frequent visitors to such places.

Gao Qiu's first adopted son, Gao Yanei, was too domineering and eventually disappeared in Zuixianlou, which suddenly caught fire. It was unknown whether he was burned to death or kidnapped.

This time, Gao Qiu learned his lesson. After his new son came home, he did not let anyone see him. He also specially invited a group of teachers to teach him how to be an official, how to exploit the people, etc., and wanted to train his son to be a domineering official.

However, Shi Qian and his friends secretly kidnapped this son and sold him to a male brothel at a half-sale and half-gift price.

The madam saw that he was handsome and full of nonsense, which was very much in line with the preferences of the scholar-official class. She specially gave him medicinal wine and asked him to accompany several officials who were keen on this.

Then his reputation spread. When Gao Qiu got the news, his son had been in business for several days and had learned a lot of skills without a teacher. Gao Qiu became a joke in Tokyo.

The eldest son was buried in the fire, and the newly adopted son became a rabbit god. Gao Qiu was furious, but he could not find anyone to vent his anger on, so he had to beat the servants and guards over and over again.

This matter was not over yet, Shi Qian made some other gossips.

For example, the favorite hairpins of Cai Jing's concubines suddenly disappeared, and were finally found on several young officials in the court; Tong Guan hid the embroidered shoes of Yang Jian's wife in his arms, and Gao Qiu's wife hung Cai Jing's jade pendant around her neck...

Anyway, under the tricks of Shi Qian, the thief, these corrupt officials were mentally collapsed, and even if they tried every means to prevent it, they would still fall into the trap.

At the same time, Weizhou hero Shi Jin also made repeated moves, killing several cruel officials with bad behavior, opening two cells and releasing many prisoners, and putting the underwear of the Great Chu Emperor Zhang Bangchang in the palace and putting it on the head of a concubine of Huizong.

Well, when the two Song dynasties came together, Zhang Bangchang, who led the Jin army southward, briefly proclaimed himself emperor. Although it was only for a few days, he did it in a proper manner.

But the court officials were not satisfied and soon overthrew him, and then put Zhao Gou on the throne.

In "The Complete Biography of Yue Fei", there is a description of Jin Wushu beheading Zhang Bangchang to sacrifice the flag.

Obviously, even the Jin Kingdom did not like this kind of traitor.

Now everyone knows the future direction. Zhang Bangchang, the emperor of the Great Chu, should not be the emperor. In order to retaliate against him, Shi Jin and Shi Qian took off this guy's underwear and put the concubine's underwear on Zhang Bangchang.

In order to prevent Zhang Bangchang from making a eloquent excuse for himself, the two of them deliberately wrote a crooked poem on Donghua Gate with self-spray paint:

"Zhang Bangchang, a role model of a man, secretly climbed onto the bed of the imperial concubine; even though Zhao Ji was the emperor, he still cheated on his wife!"

In order to be conspicuous, they used white paint to outline and red paint to write, and added shadows when writing, so that each word was three-dimensional and very eye-catching.

When Wu Song contacted them, Shi Jin and Shi Qian were hiding outside the city to avoid the city-wide search.

The two of them had nothing to do, so they simply went to find Wu Song and helped to set up the relay station antenna together.

After hearing what the two said, Wu Song was both angry and amused:

"Aren't you afraid of implicating that concubine?"

"Brother Erlang, you don't know that concubine is the direct descendant of Cao's family in Zhending, and the main force that went to foreign tribes to sell weapons."

You two did a very detailed background check... Wu Song said:

"I will ask for credit for you. Do you want to go back to Handan with me this time?"

Shi Qian said:

"Go back. Didn't Master Lin take over Shexian? We prefer to make military achievements."

When leaving the city, several people discussed that Le He would stay in Dongjing City and manage the Dongjing Intelligence Branch with Shi En. By the way, he would contact Wang Sheng of the Taishi Mansion and develop a group of downlines.

This would make it much easier to obtain intelligence in the future.

Wu Song adjusted the relay station and used the walkie-talkie to contact Dongjing City, Qilin Village, Daming Prefecture, Neihuang County, Handan City, Zhending Prefecture, Xingzhou, and Weizhou respectively. The signals were all quite stable.

"Oh my goodness, with this thing, can't we share our intelligence in real time?"

Shi Qian was very happy, and finally he didn't have to worry about the intelligence not being transmitted in time.

Wu Song said:

"This is nothing. When we have satellites in the future, we can not only talk, but also check the army's mobilization at any time, and all the troops in the world will be exposed."

Launching satellites is not a problem, the key is that they can't be bought in China. When Dao Ge can open the time and space gate abroad in the future, he can purchase a batch of satellites to realize the global positioning communication in the world of the book.

Wu Song taught the control method of the relay station to a team of people who followed him, and asked them to disguise themselves as businessmen to settle down, and then rode horses and went to the direction of Handan with Shi Qian and Shi Jin.

At the same time, in the Three Kingdoms world, in Weiyang Palace.

Liu Xie looked at Guo Jia and asked:

"How do the noble families react to the enthronement of the City God?"

Guo Jia smiled:

"On the surface, they say that disturbing the ancestors is disrespectful, but privately they are all raising grain, and some are even borrowing grain. The City God has a great reputation, and there are temples. They hope that their ancestors will enjoy some incense and let their own family members benefit from it."

Sure enough, no matter what the noble families do, the final destination is on the interests.

Liu Xie looked at Zhang Lu, and the national teacher bowed and said:

"When enthroning, I will directly describe the god as an upright person. The noble families often say this, and they don't think it's a big deal, and even think it's a compliment to their ancestors."

Thanks to the fact that most of the noble families have become hypocrites who are greedy for fame, the income from enthroning the god may be more than imagined.

Liu Xie said:

"The day after tomorrow will be the grand court meeting. The Imperial Master can reveal it first, turn the rumor into reality, and then let a few old ministers cry about the lack of food in the court, hinting that they should quickly exchange food for the city god's position."

As soon as he said this, everyone present couldn't help but shed a handful of sympathetic tears for the noble families.

Being targeted by His Majesty, the originally ferocious noble families have all become lambs to be slaughtered... With a saint as a backer, they can really do whatever they want!