Chapter 584 "Goodbye, Real World!" [Seeking Monthly Votes]

Lin Xu stopped what he was doing, wiped his hands and asked:

"Are you talking about the system that Li Yu is not bound to?"

Dundun nodded its round head, raised its paws, and continued typing on the tablet:

"There are some clues, but they still need to be verified. We will know by the end of the year at the latest."

After typing these words, the little guy jumped to the flower bed aside and prepared to leave, which made Lin Xu a little uncomfortable:

"No, please speak clearly. Why do you want to run away halfway through?"

Dundun had no choice but to turn around again and typed another line:

"If you talk too much, I'm afraid you two will hold me and the dog back...just keep cooking. I'll fry my steak until it's tender. Don't add pepper."

Lin Xu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Good guy, you still have gong, right?

The little fat cat raised its tail and walked forward along the flower bed without looking back. Just as it was purring, Mu Guiying, who was rushing back from the scenic spot, suddenly hugged her and carried her on her shoulders:

"Lord Holy Lord, are you ready to accompany me on the expedition?"

"Meow!!!!!"

The little guy was stung by the shoulder-swallowing beast on Mu Guiying's armor. He struggled to jump down and sat on the stone bench next to him like a little general. He held his big head high and tried to maintain a majestic aura.

It's a pity that he was handsome for only three seconds before he was hugged by the Queen again:

"Your little armor will be ready soon. It's ready for you to try."

Dundun responded casually and ran to the study to communicate with Brother Dao.

Mu Guiying returned to her room, changed out of her tomato scrambled egg armor, put on a set of casual clothes and a sun protection suit, and strolled to the scenic spot.

When she passed by the statue, she was about to walk over when the voice of the empress rang in her mind:

"What kind of sun protection clothing should I wear? Can I still let you get a tan?"

"You can't control this. Besides, Sister Zhou bought this for me. Not wearing it is not conducive to family harmony."

The empress couldn't quarrel with this girl, so she simply gave her a headache:

"Let me tell you man, Zhang Daoling is ready. Tell Zhao Yun not to drink too much, lest his body cannot bear the flying around."

"Okay Master, there is something delicious for lunch. Do you want to try it?"

"Okay, your godmother is coming over today, so we can try it together."

In the small square, Lu Bu, Zhao Yun and Yuwen Chengdu were still fighting lively. The three of them were using weapons produced by Zhao Dahu, such as the red Fangtian Painted Halberd, the bright silver Gentian Spear, and the pure gold Seven Qufeng wings boring.

Weapons of three colors, paired with the armors of three people, fighting and interlocking with each other, it is a feast for the eyes.

Seeing that it was getting late, Li Yu signaled Wu Songmingjin to withdraw his troops. If the fight continued like this, the three of them would fight until dark without getting tired. It was better to forget it and leave some time for the fans to take pictures.

The golden sound sounded, and the most disciplined Yuwen Chengdu was the first to withdraw from the battle circle, and then Zhao Yun stepped aside with his gun in hand, and took the opportunity to tidy up his jersey.

Lu Bu stood on horseback in the middle of the square and shook the flaming feather on his head very coquettishly:

"Where is the chief registrar? Immediately write a letter to the court, saying that I, Marquis of Wen, Lu Bu, crushed Changshan Zhao Zilong and Sui Tianbao General Yuwen Chengdu with absolute strength, and beat them to death... What? It's not true? You study journalism Aren’t you the best at confusing right and wrong?”

These words made the people around burst into laughter. Even Zhao Yun and Yuwen Chengdu said that in terms of overall work, Lu Wenhou was indeed the well-deserved first place.

The performance ended here. Lu Bu took out a small trumpet from the trousers on his horse's back and friendly reminded the tourists:

"Why are you still standing there? While Zilong is still here, hurry up and take a group photo. Zhao Zilong from all over the place just happened to get a family photo... The men all rushed to take a photo with Zhao Yun. There is no such shop in this village. , as for ladies, I will reluctantly cooperate with you to take a few photos. If you want to ride a horse, come and line up. While Chitu Ma is in a good mood today, I will let you experience the joy of driving an ancient version of Lamborghini! "

In terms of value, the Red Rabbit is even more valuable than a Lamborghini.

After all, when Dong Zhuo, who was ambitious to become emperor, decided to use the red rabbit horse to win over Lu Bu, he actually hesitated and even felt reluctant to let go.

Soon, a bold girl in Hanfu came over and wanted to feel the red rabbit horse.

Lu Bu held up his hands and carried the girl who ran to the front onto the horse.

The Red Rabbit Horse is one size larger than the average horse, with a big body, a long body, and a back full of muscles.

As soon as this girl went up, she started shouting:

"Wow, this horse is really tall, much better than the one I rode on the grassland, and its back is so wide... Handsome man, how much does your horse cost?"

This question made Lu Bu's heart tremble, thinking that Sister Fu had come to Yinzhou again.

"The horse was a gift from someone else. The person who gave it to me died not long after. In order to commemorate this friendship, I will not sell it no matter how much you pay."

When the girl came down, others gathered around and wanted to feel it.

The majestic hussar general of Han Dynasty became everyone's stable boy.

On the other side, male tourists surrounded Zhao Zilong. Branch dragons from all over the country came to take photos one after another. The bearded Zhao Zilong from Yinzhou was also among them, and he kept praising Zhao Yun for his good marksmanship:

"Damn, I just realized that your marksmanship is so good. How do you use this gun? Why don't you take advantage of it and let me improve it?"

Zhao Yun said:

"It's perfect, no need to modify it, and I'm leaving in the afternoon, so even if I want to change it, it's too late."

Zhao Dahu said as if he was enlightened:

"I remembered that Li Yu said before that you should leave after the Mid-Autumn Festival... As Zhao Zilong of Yinzhou, I would like to advise you that online loans are as fierce as tigers, and debts must be repaid, but don't put too much pressure on yourself. Big pressure, take your time, don’t rush.”

In debt?

Zhao Yun instantly thought of his great ambition.

Strictly speaking, it is indeed a debt owed.

He cupped his fists and said:

"Thank you Brother Dahu for your enlightenment. I will pay off the debt as soon as possible."

"Look, why are you putting pressure on yourself again? As Zhao Zilong, we must have Chang Banpo's spirit of seven in and seven out... Come and have fun after you pay off the debt, and I will give you another weapon then. "

"Okay, thank you dear brother!"

Zhao Dahu wanted to chat with Zhao Yun a few more words, but when he heard someone outside claiming to be Yinzhou Zhao Zilong, he immediately cheered up and went to argue with the other party.

Even if he can't compare to Shijiazhuang Zhao Zilong, if he can't even hold on to the title of Yinzhou Zhao Zilong, then how can he survive in the future?

Yuwen Chengdu held his own red beast and looked at Zhao Zilong who was surrounded by male tourists and Lu Bu who was surrounded by girls. He was just about to take the opportunity to leave when several tourists who often went to the racecourse took the initiative to say hello to him:

"Are you the handsome guy who performed equestrian at the racecourse? I didn't expect you to look so handsome in armor. Are you going to perform equestrian after the festival? I have friends who came back from other places and I just took them to see you."

Yuwen Chengdu said apologetically:

"I'm really sorry. I found a job out of town and won't be able to perform at the racecourse in the future."

"That's unfortunate, but you're young and you really need to venture outside. I wish you a safe journey!"

"Thank you!"

Some tourists heard that Yu Wencheng was leaving and came to take photos as a souvenir.

By the time they got rid of the crowd of people taking photos, it was already past twelve o'clock. The group returned to the B&B. Shen Jiayue's family finished their meal and went to worship the goddess in front of the statue with their children in their arms.

When several people changed their armor and walked into the private room of the restaurant in casual clothes, Zi Meng was chewing a piece of roasted lamb leg.

The lamb was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a fruity aroma, and was very delicious. Zi Shou just wanted to taste it, but as he tasted it, half of the lamb went into his stomach.

Seeing his younger brother come in, Zhao Feng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes covertly and poured wine for everyone with a bottle of Wuliangye.

Li Shimin saw that the atmosphere was not right and deliberately joked with Lu Bu:

"Marquis Wen just hugged so many women, aren't you afraid that your brother will take pictures and show them to your ladyship?"

Lu Bu quickly made a heartbroken expression:

"I just want Chitu Ma to feel the difference between men and women riding. There is no other meaning... I should not say it, but the smell of rouge on those women is so strong that it feels like the skin is soaked in the smell."

Everyone laughed, and Zhao Yun took the opportunity to say to Zhao Feng:

"Brother, you guys can live a good life here. My little sister and I have gone to realize our respective ideals in life. When we accumulate enough merit, we will exchange it for opportunities in the real world, and we will have a reunion dinner as a family."

Zhao Feng held back his words and wanted to give instructions to his younger brother. Unexpectedly, before he could speak, his younger brother preempted him:

"We have His Majesty the Holy Son taking care of us, so we will be fine. But you are blind, don't try to be brave, just endure what you have to endure, and you must live well."

"Don't worry, brother, we will be fine."

Everyone picked up their glasses and drank the wine in one gulp.

In order to liven up the atmosphere, Yue Fei took out the blessing video recorded by Liu Bei and others to celebrate the Happy Mid-Autumn Festival together.

Mu Guiying put on disposable gloves and peeled a Pippi shrimp:

"Do you think that on the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion day, Chang'e will be lonely in the sky?"

Lu Bu chuckled:

"I just want to know if Tianpeng will miss her again after he wakes up."

Hearing this conversation, Xuanzang, who was eating vegetarian noodles, said:

"The one Bajie teases and misses is not Chang'e, but the colorful fairy in Guanghan Palace... Chang'e is not a name, but a title. Guanghan Palace is called three hundred Chang'e, but in fact there are three hundred dancing fairies. Tianpeng accidentally bumped into Guanghan Palace when he was drunk. It happened that Fairy Nishang was on duty. He hugged her and was demoted to the lower realm. "

Yue Fei carefully ate the braised prawns on the table:

"A marshal was arranged to be reincarnated after he embraced a dancing girl, and he was reincarnated into the realm of animals. How much does the Jade Emperor hate Marshal Tianpeng?"

Lu Bu chuckled:

"You don't understand Peng Ju. That dancer is not an ordinary person. Just like the security captain of Hengtai hugged a member of the Hengtai Song and Dance Troupe, isn't this seeking death... Should I say it or not, last night I watched Hengtai squat. The dance video, I think Xu Tie’s aesthetic is really vulgar, but I like it, the more vulgar the better.”

Mu Guiying said to Liu Xie:

"What are you doing, little crab? Hurry up and record it. If my junior brother dares to ask for a sky-high price for the gift tomorrow, you can play it and let your mother-in-law listen..."

Liu Xie said weakly:

"Your Majesty, Third Mistress, the court can still afford some betrothal gifts."

Just kidding, an emperor of a great Eastern empire who is on the rise in his career would not be able to afford the betrothal gift? The worst case scenario is that the aristocratic family will have to suffer again, and the infamy will be borne by foreigners.

Lin Xu took a sip of the juice and said with a smile:

"I thought you would get together and talk about some ancient things, but I didn't expect you to be so gossipy. When the squat dance first became popular, some people came to the store to ask Dundun to dance, which made Dundun unable to dance for a long time. Go to the store."

Zhou Ruotong asked:

"Dundun must be angry, right?"

"Of course he was angry, and he even went live to explain the matter, but unfortunately no one could understand cat language, so he could only let everyone play this homophonic pun."

Everyone found it funny when they thought of the little fat cat holding a press conference in a serious manner.

Lin Xu asked:

"Has Brother Dao ever encountered anything that made him angry?"

Li Yu pointed to the direction of the living room of the B&B and said:

"It hangs out with women every day, rubbing against those beautiful legs in stockings all day long, and doesn't care what others say. I have raised it for so long, and this guy has only quarreled with me, bullied Sun Facai, and frightened Zhang Guoan. To others, he has always been a good dog and has never been angry."

Zi Shou praised:

"After all, he is a social person who has been through a lot, and knows that reputation is worthless compared to benefits."

Diao Chan ate the egg yolk baked pumpkin and thought it tasted great:

"This is delicious. Is it difficult to make?"

Lin Xu shook his head:

"It's not difficult. After dinner, I will teach Li Yu how to make it. If you want to eat it in the future, just let him make it."

Mu Guiying asked:

"In addition to Nan What else can be baked besides melon?"

"There are many ingredients, such as sweet potatoes, taro, potato, yam, purple sweet potato... These ingredients can be made into egg yolk baked dishes, and they can also be made into anti-sand dishes, with many varieties."

After talking about this, Lin Xu asked about the knowledge of immortals:

"What would happen if Marshal Tianpeng hugged Taiyin Star Lord instead of the dancing Nichang Fairy?"

Mu Guiying, who knows the immortals best, said:

"Then Doumu Yuanjun can adopt a piglet again. Taiyin Star Lord can make Tianpeng die and disappear, and he doesn't even have the qualifications to reincarnate."

Although the Guanghan Palace Song and Dance Troupe has little combat power, the troupe leader himself has mastered the power of Taiyin. Wukong was very respectful and polite when he saw him. This kind of master is not comparable to ordinary little marshals.

After three rounds of wine, Qin Qiong, on behalf of the Sui and Tang world, gave gifts to Zhao Yun, Zhao Xue and Yuwen Chengdu respectively.

After the eldest brother took the lead, the others also took out the gifts they had prepared. Even Dun Dun came over and patted Zhao Xue and Yuwen Chengdu respectively, sending his blessings.

When he was about to pat Zhao Yun, the little guy raised his paw and finally put it down.

Zhao Yun's luck value was still at the maximum level, and it could not be increased, not at all.

Dao Ge's gift was the simplest, only a few dog hairs, but thinking of the previous use of this method to protect Sun Fa Cai, Dao Ge's hair would be the top amulet in the book world.

Who is in favor and who is against the new Tiandao cover?

Finally, Zhou Ruotong took out the gifts she and Li Yu prepared.

Zhao Xue's is an off-road RV that can survive in the wild for more than three days. The roof has a solar panel that can generate electricity when there is sunlight. There is also a shower in the car, so you can take a shower at any time.

Zhao Yun's is relatively simple, a pure white off-road vehicle, and the decoration inside the car has been specially customized and is very durable.

As for the gift for Yuwen Chengdu, it is a thousand sets of stab-proof clothing purchased through a security company.

With this set of equipment, Yuwen Chengdu can completely form a special force similar to the Xianzhen Camp, which is specially used to attack the central army.

The things given are very targeted. Zhao Yun likes to lead the troops, so giving an off-road vehicle can maximize mobility.

Yuwen Chengdu has been the commander for so many years. Although he will also go to the battlefield, his main job is to command the central army.

After giving out the gifts, Yuwen Chengdu asked Li Yu:

"May I ask, sir, if you meet Cao Cao, should you kill or keep him?"

Li Yu said:

"Aman can be kept, but it depends on his attitude. All those who are loyal to the Han Dynasty can fight for him, but remember one sentence, if he is decent, we are also decent, if he is not decent, we will help him be decent."

I respect you as a talent and am willing to give you a chance to surrender.

But if you don't cherish this opportunity, but rely on your talent and play the trick of playing hard to get, then we don't mind killing a few talents.

Lu Bu explained:

"Yan Liang and Wen Chou are more difficult to deal with in Jizhou. You can use them in Chengdu for training. Also, remember to kill Xu Chu, Cao Cao's subordinate. He talks nonsense all day long and I don't know where his confidence comes from."

Xu Chu has some skills, but he has a foul mouth. He killed Xu You. On the surface, he killed Xu You to eliminate hidden dangers for his leader, but in fact, he crossed the line. They are all ministers of the Cao Wei Group. What qualifications do you have to kill others?

You killed Xu You to please Aman. Will there be a day in the future when you send Cao Cao to the west to please Cao Pi?

There are many twists and turns in this, and the more you interpret it, the more disadvantageous it is to Xu Chu.

When Xu You was pretending to be powerful, his most correct choice was to slap Xu You twice, which not only vented everyone's anger and won the favor of all officials, but also gave Aman some room for maneuver.

As for Xu You, he could do nothing except suffer a loss in silence.

If Aman scolded Xu Chu for this, Xu You would be even more unpopular in the Cao Wei Group.

The original good opportunity was due to Xu Chu's self-righteousness, which caused his colleagues to stay away from him. His son Xu Yi was beheaded by Zhong Hui on the pretext of something, and there was not even a person to intercede for him.

After Xu Chu's death, he was not even qualified to be enshrined in the imperial temple. On the contrary, Dian Wei looked simple and innocent, but he was always A Man's favorite.

Zhao Yun said:

"When I came here, I also heard that Xu Chu's mouth was particularly foul. If you have a chance, you can teach him a lesson."

"Don't worry, General Zilong, leave it to me!"

Yuwen Chengdu went to the Three Kingdoms world and became the cavalry commander of the Han Dynasty, responsible for the battle on the eastern front, and had many opportunities to deal with Xu Chu.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, lunch finally ended and everyone had a full stomach.

Everyone came to the warehouse and faced separation again.

Zhao Qian hugged Zhao Xue's waist, not wanting to part with his aunt who could tell stories, while Zhao Yun solemnly kowtowed to his brother Zhao Feng and sister-in-law Zhang Wanping:

"Please take care of yourselves, brother and sister-in-law, Yun is leaving!"

Zhao Feng patted his brother's shoulder and wanted to give him a few more instructions, but as soon as he opened his mouth, tears rolled down.

Yuwen Chengdu dragged the luggage out of the room, turned his head to look at the iron house where he had lived for several months, gently closed the door, and said to himself:

"Goodbye, real world!"