Chapter 739: Empty City Strategy with a Billion-Point Explosion Effect! [Seeking Monthly Votes]

Chapter 739: Empty city plan with billions of explosion effects added! 【Ask for monthly ticket】

Taishi Ci had not yet come into contact with the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". When he heard the word "empty city", he instinctively felt that it was unreliable:

"Is this possible? We can go astray, but if we go too far, we won't be able to pull it back."

Song Xian held a cigarette in his mouth, took out his tablet computer, and said while playing with it:

"I can't guarantee whether it will succeed or not, but we generally won't lose in this kind of luck..."

Taishi Ci was a little confused:

"Why?"

Song Xian pulled the good luck cat pendant out of his collar and showed it:

"Because the God of Luck from the high-dimensional world, the noble Lord of Meow Meow Cult, and the best friend of Master Tian Dao, Lucky Cat, is on our side!"

Taishi Ci smiled and said:

"Your attributive is long enough."

Song Xian chuckled:

"Isn't it strange that there are many people giving gifts? Wear a few more high hats. When the good luck cat is happy, I, Zhang Liang, the number one in Bingzhou, will become famous in one battle!"

When he mentioned the word Zhang Liang, his eyes were blurred by the smoke. He couldn't help but raise his hands to wipe his tears, and his words were a little unclear.

After wiping his tears, he complained that it was difficult to talk while holding a cigarette in his mouth. He held his tablet and began to look at the aerial view of Yangle City to find a suitable location to set up an ambush.

In the original work, Zhuge Liang used the empty city strategy to repel the enemy. Song Xian felt that it was inappropriate not to entertain people who came all the way. Besides, it was such a good opportunity to frighten the foreigners. If you missed it, you would regret it for the rest of your life.

In the real world, Dundun was squatting in front of the small dining table, enjoying the delicious grilled cod. Sensing Song Xian's prayer, he walked to his laptop with some doubts, raised his paw and typed a few words on it:

[Bing,zhou,di,yi,xiao,cockroach? dragonfly? 】

Don’t humans hate cockroaches? Why would anyone want to be a cockroach?

The gap between people is indeed greater than the gap between people and dogs. Just now when my aunt came to eat, she talked about the dangers of cockroaches, so cockroach lovers appeared.

Alas, since you have asked for me, then let you be a little cockroach.

But I’m not sure if I’m not number one in Bingzhou, because I really don’t know if there are other cockroach enthusiasts in Bingzhou... The netizens are right, people with niche hobby are all angels with broken wings, and they were broken after falling from high altitude. brain.

When the little fat cat was shaking his head and sighing with emotion, Shen Jiayue, who was making milk powder in the kitchen, shouted to it:

"Dundun, hurry up and eat. After dinner, we have to go play. Do you want to go shopping in a stroller?"

Upon hearing this, Dundun quickly closed the laptop with his big head, jumped to his small dining table, and continued to enjoy the delicious grilled cod dinner.

In the world of the Three Kingdoms, Song Xian placed a set of outdoor speakers on the city wall, facing the direction of Changli.

In the open space not far from the city gate, many soldiers were digging pits and filling them with mines made of black powder.

Taishi Ci held the detonator transformed from the remote control handle of the toy car and looked at it for a long time, then asked uncertainly:

"Is this thing really going to explode when you press it?"

Song Xian nodded, picked up a landmine and showed it to Tai Shici:

"There is an electronic lighter inside. Through radio control, the lighter can ignite the gunpowder fuse, and then a violent explosion will occur."

Taishi Ci didn't understand the principle behind this and sighed:

"Did the gods do this for us?"

"No, these are accessories that can be purchased casually in the real world. When combined together, it becomes a very common remote-controlled explosive device. It was first researched by the Third Master's Muke Village. Now the technology has been promoted, and several They can be made in all the worlds in the book. The best quality ones are the mines in Qilin Village, which have stronger gunpowder, but the mines in Mukezhai Arsenal that have the most variety are made by adding iron nails, metal scraps, or white phosphorus to the explosives. Flammable, full of surprises.”

Taishi Ci came into contact with this knowledge for the first time:

“What happens if you add these things?”

"Let me tell you this, if you can be blown up by this thing on the spot, it will be like smoke coming from the ancestral grave. It is the merit accumulated by many generations of good deeds in the family. I am afraid that I was bombed but did not die. That guy is definitely unprecedented pain It's painful, especially in the summer, when the small but deep wounds all over the body are inflamed, oozing pus and infested with maggots, but they are still alive... Usually they will try their best to ask for a happy ending, because it is too uncomfortable to wait for death. ”

Taishi Ci: "..."

Are you devils?

But thinking that he was also a member of the Han Dynasty, his mentality suddenly changed. He felt that the Han Dynasty was really powerful. People or nations who tried to divide the Han Dynasty or insult the Han Dynasty had to go through this kind of pain.

He placed the black powder mine the size of a washbasin as a treasure and asked Song Xian:

"For those who go against the big man, this must be the most painful way to die, right?"

Song Xian shook his head:

"It's much worse. Although this kind of visible wound is painful, it is not torture. The most painful thing is that some of the torture methods studied by the Secrecy Bureau are simply beyond human imagination."

During the attack on Yecheng, Song Xian was in the same military camp as Yuwen Chengdu and others. He once chatted with Sima Lang. When they talked about the Secrecy Bureau, Sima Lang said that Guo Jia had nothing to do and was browsing bound volumes of old newspapers and accidentally read them. A report arrived about asbestos.

Asbestos is a relatively good building material, but it has a very big disadvantage, that is, it causes irreversible damage to the skin. If it is inhaled into the lungs, you will suffer inhuman pain throughout your life.

Ordinary people will subconsciously feel scared when they see this kind of report, and then quickly turn over it.

But Guo Jia was different. When he saw that asbestos was so good, he asked Liu Xie to go to the real world to get some. Unfortunately, this thing had been discontinued long ago, and Li Yu could only dismantle a few asbestos tiles from the shacks in the old village of Shitou Village.

When moving, everyone put on protective clothing and disinfectant masks, and their whole bodies were wrapped tightly. Those who didn't know thought there was some acute infectious disease.

After the asbestos tiles were transported to the Secrecy Bureau, Guo Jia captured a few cannibals and asked them to take off their clothes and hold small hammers. They sat downwind and pounded an asbestos tile into powder.

Guo Jia expressed his magnanimity and released them without charge after the beating.

But before they were even halfway through the beating, these fearless guys couldn't stand the stinging pain all over their bodies and took the initiative to end their lives.

Tai Shici couldn't imagine how miserable that scene was. He just felt that if his body were covered with spikes thinner than hair, he would probably commit suicide.

For the first time, he had a clear understanding of the Bureau of Secrecy and decided to hide away for the rest of his life.

Seeing that he had gone too far, Song Xian quickly made amends:

"Actually, Fengxiao is a very interesting person. He is loyal and has no airs. He can become good friends with us big-headed soldiers... But as good as he is to his own people, he is also cruel to my big enemy. After a while, he will represent us, the natives of the book world, and go to the real world to attend Takejiro’s wedding.”

Taishi Ci: "..."

No matter how nice you say it, it won't shake my determination to stay away from Guo Fengxiao in the future.

When the mines were almost buried, the tens of thousands of troops coming from Changli were not far away.

Song Xian sighed:

"It's a pity that Cao Xing and his artillery regiment are not here. Otherwise, why should we bother so much? We can just fire a basic number of artillery shells and call it a day... All the newly recruited Orions in the army will follow you. I only need fifty Just one person.”

Song Xian's strategy was very simple. He would bury all the mines and explosives he brought on the flat ground outside the city gate. Taishi Ci led most of the cavalry to hide in a nearby forest and prepare for detonation.

After the explosion, Taishi Ci led the cavalry to charge into the formation and disperse the opponent's formation. Then these tens of thousands of troops were waiting to be harvested for military merit.

As for Song Xian, he sang on the tower with a large loudspeaker to attract the attention of the Wuhuan people.

When the time comes, the city gate will be opened, and a few old soldiers will be arranged to sweep the floor near the city gate.

If the Wuhuan people really wanted to rush to the city gate, the fifty cavalry hidden inside the city would use the remaining fireworks and firecrackers to spray out, delaying their pace.

It seems to be an empty city tactic, but it is actually a tactic to invite you into an urn.

As long as they come, they will either be bombed or destroyed, and the formation will always be disrupted, and then they will be attacked by the army led by Tai Shici, the most daring in Donglai.

Song Xian said:

"When the Changli people came, many people in Yangle were ready to take action. The more than 20,000 prisoners who were building roads probably also dreamed of becoming farmers and singing songs... Our battle is to use explosives to blow up their fantasies. Er Jing.”

Fortunately, Lu Bu developed the habit of prohibiting the misuse of explosives in the army, so that in the battle to destroy Tadun, Song Xian and others only used some gasoline, and explosives and landmines were useless.

Now, it's the turn of these explosives to carry out a dimensionality reduction attack on the Wuhuan people.

Taishi Ci was a little worried:

"Can you stay in the city? If these Wuhuan people rush in swarm, I may not be able to save you."

Song Xian waved his hand:

"Brother Ziyi, don't worry. If the Wuhuan people were so brave, they wouldn't be the vassals of the Xianbei people. If they can break through our good strategy, it will most likely be the work of the alien gods, and the gods will do it. Our Chinese gods are not vegetarians... Anyway, no matter what, I will be safe and sound."

After speaking, he explained:

"Brother Ziyi knows music, right? When they come, I will sing on the city gate tower. Brother Ziyi remembers to match the rhythm, press the detonator, and give them some color."

Taishi Ci checked the power of the detonator, told Song Xian to put on his armor, and then led a light cavalry consisting of 600 armored cavalry and 600 hunters to ambush in the nearby woods.

Song Xian returned to the city, arranged the layout of the city gate, and used a drone to hang a loudspeaker, ordering the people to hide at home and wait to watch the show.

When everything was ready, he Shi Shiran came to the city gate tower, put up a microphone stand, adjusted the sound, chose a good song accompaniment, sat on the city wall, and quietly waited for the guests to take their seats.

Not long after, the scout's voice came from the intercom:

"We came closer to investigate, caught a few more tongues, and found out the details."

Song Xian ate a lozenge:

"Who is the leader of this team?"

"Su Puyan, the king of Wuhuanqiao, after selling Liu Yu's envoy, took his people to the vassal country of Liaodong and persuaded the local Wuhuan people. They formed a large army and prepared to seize the territory of the Wuhuan people in Liaoxi County and return it to them in the future. He planned to establish the Wuhuan Kingdom to compete with the Han Dynasty. "

Oh, the ideal is very full.

Among the five Wuhuan leaders, King Qiao was the weakest and had little territory. After Tadun was killed by Zhang Liaogan, he didn't even have an independent pasture and needed to rely on Lou Ban to survive.

Unfortunately, he escorted Lou Ban to Liaodong County, and Gongsun Du of Liaodong was worried that Cao Cao would take the opportunity to attack, so he quickly gave their heads to Cao Cao, who had just finished writing Guan Canghai.

Tadun, Lou Ban and Su Puyan, who were burdened with Wuhuan Zhongxing's expectations, fell away in a short period of time.

Now that Tadun and Lou Ban had been boldly eliminated by Taishi, Song Xian didn't expect Su Puyan to show up again, so he didn't bother the two masters and let Taishi Ci kill them.

If we report it back to the court, His Majesty might give Tai Shi Ci the title of [Wuhuan Nemesis].

The Wuhuan people marched without any rules, and there was no distinction between front and rear armies. When their figures appeared in the telescope, Song Xian immediately informed Tai Shici on the walkie-talkie, then took off his armor, put on a white shirt and a black suit, tied Put on a tie.

The soldier next to him twitched his mouth when he saw it:

"General, aren't you going to sing? Why are you dressed up? I don't know, I thought you were going to be the groom."

Song Xian said while busy:

"Whatever song you sing, you have to wear what kind of clothes. Today I want to sing Jianlin's happy song. Naturally, I have to do my best to cosplay with Mr. Wang... As the saying goes, once you wear sunglasses, no one will love you. Where are my sunglasses? ?”

After searching for a long time, this guy finally found his sunglasses. He first took two selfies with his phone, then shook his head and said:

"It's a pity that I'm too handsome and don't have Mr. Wang's temperament, but I don't mind if I follow the authority when things are urgent."

This guy kept talking endlessly. When Su Buyan led the army and was only a few miles away from the city, he turned the volume of the stereo to the maximum and waved his hand in the distance like a boss:

"Hello Su Puyan!"

Several soldiers behind him who knew the real world heard this greeting and immediately looked at each other:

"Isn't this the tone in which Wang Xiaobo greets his wife? What does the general want to do?"

The proud Su Puyan also had the same question, but he had not used this name for a long time and replaced it with King Qiao.

Today, he will lead an army to occupy Yangle City and let the tribes running around have a piece of their own territory.

Song Xian continued:

"I am Song Xian, the captain of the Han Dynasty Shesheng. I heard that King Wuhuanqiao came all the way from Changli. I have nothing to repay, so I can only offer a song to express my respect for King Qiao!"

When Su Puyan heard this, he said proudly to his men:

"Look, today's big men are all weaklings. The glory that belongs to Wuhuan is about to come. But they say you don't hit the smiling man, let's just listen to his song... Pass the order, in the open space in front of the city Gather together and show the style of our Wuhuan people in an all-round way.”

After that, he added:

"From now on, they will be the people of our Wuhuan people, and they must have the spirit of a great nation."

These people quickly gathered at the place where the mines were buried. Song Xian was so happy that he quickly connected his mobile phone to the speaker and pressed the play button. The prelude of "Fake Monk" soon came out from the speaker.

Are most Wuhuan people just grassland people who don’t have enough to eat? They can’t even understand Han Fu, let alone modern rock music.

They whispered to Su Buyan for advice:

"Your Majesty, what kind of music is this?"

Su Buyan didn't understand this either. In order not to lose face in front of his men, he had to bite the bullet and said:

"This is Han Dynasty court music, which is relatively cheerful and expresses the joy of welcoming the king... In such high-quality music, it is most taboo to speak, so listen carefully and attentively."

"yes!"

The Wuhuan people soon became quiet and watched Song Xian in a suit quietly singing.

"I want to walk from south to north, and I want to walk from white to black. I want people to see me, but not know who I am!"

"If you see that I am a little tired, please give me a bowl of water. If you have fallen in love with me, please kiss my mouth!"

Hearing this, Su Buyan grinned from ear to ear.

Who said Han people are reserved? Isn't this very passionate and unrestrained? This Song Xian will be the Honglu Temple of my Da Wuhuan court from now on.

Being so eloquent can definitely quickly improve the cultural quality of the Wuhuan court.

When people are excited, their thoughts will always become active unconsciously, so some people have already thought about which university their children will apply for before they say a word when they see the person they like.

Su Puyan was thinking about the future, and Song Xian was also deeply aware of Mr. Wang's happiness.

Facing a group of Wuhuan blind people who don't know music notation, he already feels full of accomplishment and is excited to sing. If it were to be replaced by a large company's annual meeting, facing a group of high-quality employees, he would still get positive feedback. Definitely more satisfying.

No wonder the news said that Mr. Wang sang four songs in one breath. This was not singing at all, it was just a mental five-stone drink.

Halfway through the song, Song Xian found that Taishi Ci did not respond, so he quickly informed him with the lyrics:

"I have these feet, I have these legs, I have these thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers. Taishi Ci, why don't you start? Send them back to the west!"

"Su Buyan is a big idiot. I like your mother and your aunt. They come up on the pole and eat dog shit. All Wuhuan people will die!"

It was the first time Taishi Ci heard modern rock music, and he was not fascinated. It was just that Gong Shangjiao Zhengyu, who was studying the music, forgot the agreed signal.

After hearing the lyrics informing him, he quickly turned on the detonator switch and pressed the detonation button.

When Song Xian finished singing and the interlude sounded, the buried mines exploded one after another. The Wuhuan people who were originally confused by the song were suddenly blown to pieces. Almost all their mounts were in shock, regardless of Running outside... Before Taishi Ci started to charge, they themselves were in chaos, like a group of bereaved dogs.

On the city wall, Song Xian quickly turned his back to the direction of the explosion and asked a few soldiers to take a short video:

"A real man never looks back to see the explosion. I am Song Xian and I speak for myself!"

In the sky, the Jiejiao immortals who came to watch the fun laughed so hard that they fell backwards. They never thought that there would be so many things involved in the war in the mortal world. It was simply a new trend of defensive warfare.

In front of the statue of the real world, Li Yu looked at this scene and was also a little amused.

Du Xing of the Water Margin and Yue Fei world had just squeezed into the track of swearing, and Song Xian upgraded his competitiveness and started singing rock and roll.

At this rate, this guy might be able to become a marquis by swearing and making fun of people.

Well, then he will be named... the Marquis of Han Lezi!

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