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$445, [Greeting Gift From Mr.'s Younger Brother] (Thanks to the Leader "Ai Ai" For Another 100,000 Points!)

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The jade light of the Pixiu flowed, and the wooden door slowly opened, just because Lu Xun called out - "Master Uncle".

"It turns out that the address was wrong." Lu Xun thought in his heart.

He first looked inside the door, and then turned back to look in the direction of the halfway point of the mountain.

He was sure that the master must have heard his "Master Uncle" just now.

With the master's temper, he probably... narrowed the road.

"But... it's not me who wants to open the door, it's the master who asked me to open it!" Lu Xun felt a little wronged.

The password must include the word "Master Uncle". Only in this way will the other party recognize my identity as a nephew, and I can't do anything about it!

You should put this account on Master Uncle... Bah, it's on Uncle Master's head!

It's his old man's bad taste, and it has nothing to do with my moral integrity!

The dog thing roughly guessed that there should be no one in the yard, so he turned around and bowed in the direction of the master, muttering something to himself, excusing himself: "It's just a stopgap measure..."

Then, he just heard the master "humph", and this matter should be over.

Lu Xun thought to himself: "I should have brought Mao Nanbei earlier, and let this ignorant little loli call me uncle and take the blame for me."

And at this time, Lu Xun understood why the master couldn't enter this yard.

It's not that he can't, but he really doesn't want to.

It is estimated that if the master wants to enter the door, he will either break in by force, causing the whole yard to be destroyed, or call him - "brother"!

Obviously, the master is extremely resistant to this!

Lu Xun thinks this "voice-controlled door" is quite interesting at this moment. If there is a chance in the future, he will also make one himself.

He won't use such a messy password. The password is uniformly set to only two words - "Dad"!

Men are very strange creatures. They like similar names, and they especially like to be called by women.

Like dad, brother-in-law, master... and so on, they are all very pleasing to men.

Lu Xun stood at the door, took another look inside, and walked in with Ji Li and Lin Chan.

Fortunately, he could bring people in, and the people around him didn't need to [call me] again. Otherwise, Ji Li could come in by calling the awkward "Master Uncle", but it would be difficult for Xiao Chan, who was born a little mute.

"This setting is full of malice towards the mute." Lu Xun muttered in his heart.

After the three entered, Lu Xun felt a breeze blowing on his back for no reason.

He was about to look back, but he saw that the wooden door was closed and he couldn't see outside.

Outside the wooden door, the gentleman who had just turned into a breeze and was about to get through was blocked outside again.

He looked up at the three words "Da Shu Zhai" written on the wooden plaque, and the two words "Huan Wu" floating on the two Pixiu, and his mouth twitched slightly.

"Hmph!" The gentleman raised his orchid finger, waved his sleeves, turned his back, and no longer looked at the courtyard.

——I am so angry.

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In the courtyard, Ji Li saw Lu Xun turn his head, and was mesmerized by this handsome face for a moment, and then asked: "Lu Xun, what's wrong with you?"

"Did you feel a breeze just now?" Lu Xun asked.

Ji Li and Lin Chan nodded together.

Ji Li looked at Lu Xun and asked: "Is there any problem?"

"Nothing, maybe I think too much." Lu Xun shook his head and began to look at the courtyard.

The place where Lu Xun and others are temporarily located is a bit like a garden in the courtyard.

There are lawns, flowers, and ancient trees here.

It's just that everything is growing wantonly, and there is obviously no human operation.

Not far to the right, there are stone tables and stone benches. On the stone table, a set of tea sets is placed neatly and spotlessly. It is obvious that they are not ordinary items.

At this moment, although there is no one here, the tea sets move by themselves!

——They start to make tea!

This set of tea sets is actually spiritual.

It feels like the elders personally make a pot of hot tea to entertain the younger generation when the younger generation comes to visit.

The stone table is still quiet, but three stone benches vibrate slightly, as if they are calling the three people to come and sit down.

"After sitting down, the stone bench should not continue to vibrate, right?" Lu Xun thought as he walked towards the stone bench.

When he approached, the stone bench immediately calmed down.

After the three people sat down, they soon smelled the fragrance of tea.

Just smelling this smell makes people feel comfortable all over, and every pore is relaxed.

Lu Xun couldn't help but throw a [Detection], and a bunch of question marks popped up.

But it doesn't matter, he still got some useful information.

The question mark is purple, and next to it is at least the grade - [Top Grade].

This tea is actually a purple-grade top grade! ?

Three black teacups slowly floated up and were placed in front of the three people.

Then, the black teapot also floated up, and it was not floating in balance, but slightly tilted, as if an invisible hand was holding the teapot.

The teapot first poured into Xiao Chan'er's teacup, not much, about a quarter of a cup.

Then, the teapot poured into Ji Li's cup, a little more than Lin Chan, but not much.

Finally, the teapot poured into Lu Xun's cup and filled the black teacup directly.

"It smells so good!" Lu Xun took a deep breath.

He glanced at the three cups and didn't understand why the amount of water was different.

After pouring the tea, the teapot gently knocked on the stone table, as if to say, "Drink it."

After Lu Xun and the other two looked at each other, Lu Xun took the lead and picked up the teacup and drank it all.

After the hot tea went down, it felt warm.

This heat flowed through the limbs and bones, and then rushed to the sea of ​​qi!

At the same time, a prompt message popped up in front of Lu Xun:

"[Ding! You have obtained 3 million experience points!]"

Lu Xun looked at the prompt message and his eyelids couldn't help but twitch!

A cup of tea, 3 million experience points!

How much spiritual power is contained in it! ?

Then, Lu Xun felt waves of spiritual energy around him.

These two spiritual energy fluctuations came from Ji Li and Lin Chan. They now closed their eyes and carefully digested the spiritual power in their bodies, and then they broke through in front of Lu Xun...!

"Master, you are so generous!" Lu Xun already understood that this tea was a gift for meeting.

Ji Li and Lin Chan probably needed to digest it for a while. The teapot on the stone table turned slightly and pointed the mouth of the teapot at Lu Xun, as if looking at him.

It seemed a little puzzled. Why did they all break through, but you didn't?

It didn't think there was anything wrong with the amount it poured out. The spiritual power absorbed by ordinary fourth-level practitioners when breaking through did not need a cup at all.

It poured it according to the standard required by the genius of cultivation, but it didn't expect it to be not enough.

So, the teapot floated up again, but this time it didn't pour it directly into the cup, but stopped in the air for a moment, as if hesitating how much to pour.

If it poured too much, it was afraid that the surging spiritual power would burst the man in front of it!

After a moment of stagnation, the teapot poured another half cup into it.

Lu Xun looked at the scene in front of him and roughly understood it in his heart.

"This gift is to help me break through a small realm!"

"This is because I haven't broken through, so I continue to pour tea."

Lu Xun's expression remained unchanged. He bowed slightly to the teapot, then lifted the teacup and drank it all.

Half a cup of tea brought him another 1.5 million experience points. The spiritual power brought by the hot tea was all converted into numbers in the panel information.

As long as he doesn't choose [Upgrade], he won't break through.

So, the teapot was stunned!

It poured another half cup as if it didn't believe in evil. Lu Xun bowed slightly again, then drank it all in one gulp without changing his expression.

Then, it was half a cup, half a cup, and half a cup again.

In the end, the teapot didn't know whether it was bored or numb, and simply poured it in one cup after another.

Lu Xun accepted everyone who came, like a cow drinking water.

He was like Kuafu chasing the sun! According to legend, Kuafu chased the sun and was thirsty, so he just drank the river dry.

Lu Xun didn't have such big ambitions, he just wanted to squeeze the teapot dry.

After a while, Ji Li and Lin Chan, who had broken through, slowly opened their eyes.

They only saw the teapot pouring cup after cup into Lu Xun's cup, and Lu Xun slightly bowed his hands and drank it all.

That chic look, as if he was drinking strong liquor, and he didn't get drunk after a thousand cups, it didn't look like drinking tea at all.

Anyway, Ji Li was holding his cheek and staring at him.

As for the teapot floating in the air, it was numb.

It was even hesitating whether to let him open his mouth directly, and then poke the mouth of the pot into it and pour it directly into his mouth! ?

"The thirteenth cup." Lu Xun counted the number in his mind, with a smile on his face, and waved his sleeves to drink the hot tea.

13 cups, that's already 39 million experience points!

This huge amount is much more than what he had worked so hard to cut leeks outside Luohua City at that time!

The teapot was suspended in the air, and continued to pour into the teacup. After filling the cup, it shook a few times and poured out the last few drops.

So far, it was completely dry.

No more, not a single drop!

Lu Xun was slightly disappointed, and he wanted more.

"Forget it, people can't be too greedy." With such a lofty idea, Lu Xun drank the 14th cup of hot tea.

42 million experience points arrived, and the series of numbers in the panel information looked particularly dazzling!

Lu Xun himself has nearly 6 million experience points. With this addition, the total experience points in the panel are close to 48 million. If he can get another cup, he can break the 50 million mark!

Lu Xun looked at the teapot and hesitated.

"I don't know if there are tea leaves in this teapot?"

"If there are, should I open the lid and swallow the tea leaves directly?"

Facing Lu Xun's gaze, the teapot trembled slightly.

For some reason, it was a little afraid of the black-robed man in front of it.

It floated backwards and landed on the stone table again.

At the moment it landed, the three teacups also flew up and then turned upside down on the stone table with the cups facing down.

This attitude was already very clear - you shut up!

Seeing this, Lu Xun bowed his hands gently and politely, and then...

-- burped.

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(ps: Thanks to the leader "Ai Ai" for giving another 100,000 points. It's the sixth consecutive day. 100,000 points a day. Is this the legendary feeling of being kept? Oh!)

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