Chapter 185 I'll Take Care of It!
The boss was stunned! !
To be more precise, he was stunned, and it took him more than ten seconds to react.
His expression was like he had seen gold, and his saliva was almost flowing out.
"Of course, sir, but sir, can I ask, what is your budget? We have to arrange the specifications according to your budget."
"Budget." The man smiled awkwardly: "Isn't it free service when you buy a cemetery? I'll add another 40,000, a total of 100,000, do you think it's enough?"
"What?" The boss frowned, showing a look of disgust, and explained impatiently: "Sorry sir, we can't do what you ask, and it's impossible for you to pay."
"Let me do the math for you, and you'll know."
"If you do it according to the Godfather's specifications, first of all, you have to have the feeling of the underworld, then you have to hire at least 100 people, and they all wear suits and sunglasses."
"How much does it cost just for this?"
"One person will be charged 100 for appearance, and the clothes will be at least 150 to 200? Not counting the cost of rehearsal, these alone will cost at least 20,000 to 30,000!"
"At least dozens of elegiac couplets, such as If you find a master, a set will cost at least several thousand, or even tens of thousands. Even the cheap ones will cost more than 100. The total cost here is at least several thousand yuan. "
"As for the last one, you need a rock band. Aren't you kidding me? Which rock singer is willing to sing for your family? How unlucky? You have to be famous. Not to mention tens of thousands, even 100,000 people may not be willing to come."
"If I agree to you, I will pay you back for this wave."
After listening to the boss's calculation, the man's expression was a little embarrassed. He smiled and said, "Boss, if it doesn't work, you can lower the specifications, but I can only take out 100,000, so you can earn less."
"No, no!" The boss waved his hand without thinking and refused, "No, it's not a matter of making less money, but a matter of how much loss. You should find someone else to do it. I can't do it!"
After that, he ignored the man and walked towards Lin Yuan. It seemed that he was going to give up the customer completely.
But the man was unexpectedly persistent.
"Boss, it's not that I have high requirements, it's my brother's last wish before he died, that he hopes to be as cool as the Godfather when he dies."
"He also loves to play rock music, so he hopes that when he dies, he can let the guests feel the fun of rock music."
"Boss, can you help me?"
Looking at the man's exclamation and pleading tone, and the eager eyes, the boss remained unmoved.
After all, he is not doing charity. If anyone comes and says this to him, he will not be able to do business.
So he ignored the man at all, and took the initiative to look at Lin Yuan with a smile: "Sorry to keep you waiting for a long time, let's talk about houses. It's funny to say that you sell houses, and I also sell houses, but I sell houses to the dead!"
"Now I have to buy a house from you, I don't know if you can take care of my business in the future!"
Hearing this, Lin Yuan was speechless, what does it mean?
Are you cursing me to death?
Let me take care of your business?
I am interested in your commission, and you are interested in my life?
But Lin Yuan's next words surprised everyone.
"Sure, I can give you a business right now. If you succeed, will you buy my house?"
The boss was stunned. He was just joking.
He didn't expect Lin Yuan to answer like this, so he didn't know what to say for a while.
After a long pause, he squeezed out a few words: "Is it true?"
Lin Yuan smiled and shrugged: "It's more real than gold!"
"Uh" the boss hesitated for two seconds and replied firmly: "Okay! It just so happens that I also want to buy a house. If you can give me a business, I will definitely buy it!"
"You said it~~Everyone heard it, help me testify!!"
Lin Yuan stood up and looked at the man opposite, and said lightly: "I'll take your order for the boss!"
As soon as this was said~~
Everyone was stunned at the scene.
The photographer was stunned.
The boss's eyes almost popped out.
The man also opened his mouth in surprise.
The netizens in the live broadcast room called Lin Yuan crazy.
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——[Crazy, crazy! ! You are just trying to be brave. Even an outsider like me can tell that this deal is a sure loss, but Lin Yuan took it for the boss. You are not helping, you are harming him! 】
——【Don't worry, Lin Yuan must have his reasons for speaking up. Don't forget, he has encountered so many problems, but he is still alive and kicking. I believe him. 】
——【Although I believe him, I still think it is incredible. According to the customer's specifications, it is impossible to get it without 200,000. And this is the lowest configuration. If it is higher, it may be millions. I really can't understand why Lin Yuan did this. Is he going to pay for it himself? 】
——【I don't know what you are worried about. When has Lin Yuan ever disappointed you? This guy is a thief. Let him pay for it? The sun is about to rise from the west. I guess he has already thought about how to deal with it. 】
After the man came to his senses, he shouted excitedly: "Really? Are you really willing to help me?"
But as soon as he finished speaking, the boss interrupted him: "Nonsense, I didn't agree~~ He doesn't have the final say!!"
Then he looked at Lin Yuan and said angrily: "What's wrong with you? I took the initiative to ask you to introduce the house, and you came to hurt me? If I lose this money, it's your fault?"
Lin Yuan smiled faintly and nodded: "Okay, if you lose money, it's mine!"
Poof~~
The boss couldn't help but burst out crying on the spot, looking at Lin Yuan in disbelief: "Are you kidding me?"
"No!" Lin Yuan waved his hand: "Not only will I not let you lose money, I will also let you make at least 20,000. If you can't do it, I will make it up to you!"
Hiss~~
The boss was stunned and numb!
His eyes were as big as ping-pong balls.
His mind kept searching, is there any way to make this funeral not lose money.
No!
Unexpected!
It's impossible to break even, let alone make money, and make more than 20,000.
Isn't this an international joke?
With a doubtful attitude, the boss never dared to nod and agree.
Until Lin Yuan waved his hand impatiently: "I have already given you the chance, I will give you another 5 seconds to consider, if you dare not, forget it."
"5!"
"4!"
"Wait, wait!!" The boss panicked and interrupted: "Okay! I agree! I will do as you say! But tell me first, how will you solve it? His request is too expensive!"
Lin Yuan smiled and replied: "All matters related to the funeral will be handled by you, I am only responsible for helping you to deal with 100 people in suits to come to the funeral, funeral couplets, and rock bands."
Hearing this, the boss was shocked and said in astonishment: "If you can solve these, then there will be no problem on my side, but...how do you solve it?"
"Don't worry about this, just reimburse me when the time comes. I said that I will let you earn at least 20,000, and after deducting the money for the cemetery, there will be 20,000 left. I will use this 20,000 to help you solve it!"