Return of the Blade

"Wade, it seems that you don't hate this mission as much as you pretend."

Just when Deadpool was holding his puppy and sighing with emotion.

A familiar voice came.

Deadpool smiled immediately.

"Doctor, I knew you would come. You are the Marvel savior in my mind!"

"Fuck! Shit Wade, let your savior loosen his feet!"

Before Luke responded, the dead head Deadpool stepped on started to curse.

He finally tasted some human flesh.

But this doctor who came out of nowhere and took away his position as the protagonist suddenly appeared at the last moment and stepped on his head to appear as a hero.

Shit, shit screenwriter, I must fill your large intestine with shit!

Dead head Deadpool was incompetent and furious.

The taste of fresh human flesh stimulated the zombie who had been sealed in a glass jar for decades, causing the reappearance of Dead Head Deadpool to arouse the primitive hunger.

That kind of hunger is enough to make superheroes lose their bottom line and super villains completely crazy. Even Galactus, one of the five gods, is just a meal for this group of super zombies.

In the entire zombie universe, only Peter Parker, the last conscience of the Marvel Universe, Spider-Man, and Kingpin, the underworld emperor of New York, have briefly restrained their desire to eat people.

As for the fact that Deadpool hasn't eaten human flesh for decades?

He is simply trapped in a glass jar and can't get out.

If he is given a complete body, Deadpool can eat all the way from X Academy to the Avengers - he has long wanted to taste the "taste" of Colossus.

"Doctor, Cassandra, that bitch is just in front, I will lead the way for you."

Uncle Deadpool is so flexible.

So what if Cassandra can fight?

To get involved, you need to look at the background!

Without a big boss behind you, you can't get involved in the multiverse!

The Eternal God behind Ancient One, Death behind Deadpool, and even Luke himself, have found ways to connect with Loki.

And Cassandra, a little jerk, is still dreaming of doing things under the eyes of all these big guys.

Let alone destroying the world, it is estimated that she will be slapped by countless gods as soon as she enters the multiverse.

Look, now there are big guys who come to slap Cassandra, the bitch...

Deadpool arrogantly kicked the musician Deadpool who was blocking the way in front of him: "Cassandra, you freak who crawled out of the trash can, your Deadpool dad is here to give you early childhood education!"

It fits Deadpool's style very well.

Cassandra's expression remains unchanged.

She has heard the most dirty and shameless insults. When she puts her hand into other people's brains, she sees not only the hearts of others, but also the disgusting darkness hidden deep inside...

Everyone has a little bit of dark thoughts, although these thoughts are usually fleeting.

Unfortunately, Cassandra could clearly sense these dark thoughts.

"Are you... a wizard?"

She looked directly at Luke.

Cassandra could feel that this guy was surrounded by active special particle energy.

Although it was a little different from the wizard in her impression.

But looking at the rampant look of Deadpool now, and imagining the place where Fireman and his group were annihilated, the active magical energy fluctuations...

Cassandra thought she had found the answer.

"Coincidentally, I just killed a wizard not long ago..."

Before she finished speaking.

Puff——

Cassandra was stunned for a moment.

She lowered her head.

There was a heart-wrenching pain in her chest, and a hand passed through her chest.

Cassandra's face turned pale, and she raised her head, her eyes fixed on the man in front of her.

"Sorry, I'm in a hurry."

"You..."

Puff puff puff——

The heart exploded.

The power of atomic crushing instantly disintegrated Cassandra's body.

This is not over yet. At the moment when Cassandra's spirit body separated from her body.

The thought turned into a golden arrow, and the microcosm condensed into a bowstring.

This time, Cassandra didn't have time to speak. As soon as she opened her eyes.

She saw a desperate scene.

The golden arrow was placed on the bowstring and vibrated violently, making a deafening buzzing sound, as if it was a great sun beast eager to break free from its restraints.

On the arrow body, energy rolled and surged like boiling magma, and the power to destroy the stars was brewing. The golden light surged around like a raging sea, dyeing the surrounding space into a gorgeous golden sea of ​​fire.

The fighting skill of the Sagittarius Gold Saint - the golden arrow!

Not only can it eliminate the opponent's traces from the physical level, but it can also annihilate the spiritual aspect.

Even if death comes, there is no way to save Cassandra who was shot by the golden arrow!

Whoosh——

The golden arrow shot out instantly.

Speed ​​of sound? Speed ​​of light?

It is impossible to describe or determine. This is the strongest single-player fighting skill released by human will.

Let alone Cassandra, a half-baked wizard, even if the real Supreme Wizard came, he could only hope that he could use the Time Stone to go back and save his life.

To put it bluntly, Luke's use of this trick to deal with Cassandra is like using an anti-aircraft gun to kill a mosquito - a complete waste.

And from the perspective of the bunch of deadpools below.

It was just Luke shooting at Cassandra, and the atmosphere was directly torn apart. Then, before the deadpools could react, the light arrow had already gone straight to the depths of the universe.

It's broad daylight now, and you can still see the traces of meteors passing by...

"Fuck, what the hell is this monster? How much did Marvel borrow to play such expensive special effects?!"

A Deadpool couldn't help but complain.

"Dr. Manhattan came to make a cameo?"

"But he has hair..."

Detective Deadpool didn't think so.

As we all know, Manhattan is a bald 'Smurf'.

"So..."

Deadpool touched his chin.

"It's a tribute!"-Hundreds of Deadpools said in unison.

How can the things of intellectuals be called plagiarism? If you ask, it's a tribute, and if you ask again, it's a warning letter from Disney's lawyer.

Luke didn't care what the messy group of Deadpools below were doing.

After dealing with Cassandra, he lowered his head and glanced.

The time controller was still pushing.

If no one stopped it, it would be successfully started soon, and then this parallel world would be accelerated to destruction.

However, TVA should have reacted.

Luke raised his hand and the seal was generated.

The time controller that was extracting energy to start suddenly stagnated.

Then, as if time was going backwards, the progress on the instrument kept going backwards.

88%, 87%, 86%... until it returned to zero.

Luke flashed and appeared in front of Deadpool.

"Doctor, we still have to find a way to turn off time..."

"Don't worry, I've solved it."

"TVA will send someone here soon. If you have any questions, just talk to them."

"Also, remember to remind them to go home..."

As Luke spoke, his figure gradually faded.

Deadpool was stunned.

Why does it feel like the doctor is telling his last wishes?

No way... Marvel is backed by Disney, and it can still arrange for characters to go offline because of special effects costs? !

Deadpool frowned and felt that he had grasped the point.

"Doctor, you..."

"It's okay, Wade, I just have something to do."

Luke shook his head.

"Tell Logan to stay in this world for a while. I will send him there when I am done. Tell him to be ready at all times..."

The last word was not finished yet.

Luke's figure had completely disappeared in this world.

Deadpool was a little confused.

He is... offline now? ? ?

"Are you Wade Winston Wilson?"

A fat black woman appeared in front of Deadpool.

"You are...TVA?"

Deadpool stared at her uniform, thinking.

The fat woman had a flat expression.

"I already know the mistakes made by Mr. Paradox. TVA will be responsible for it. According to the requirements, we will change you to the anchor of this universe."

"Me?"

Deadpool was stunned.

Didn't Mr. Paradox say that the anchor could not be replaced by someone else? Why did this woman in front of him say that it was possible? !

"That's right, you will be the anchor of this universe from now on. We will not choose a new anchor before you die naturally."

"Live well, don't die, there will be no second chance like this..."

After the fat woman finished speaking, she turned around and left, stepping into the portal opened by her subordinates.

It seemed that her purpose was just to inform Deadpool that the universe was saved...

At the same time, there was a thin woman next to her, also wearing a TVA uniform, who handed Deadpool a locator.

"?"

Deadpool looked confused.

"According to the instructions of that gentleman, you have the responsibility to send the 100 Deadpools present back to their original world. These are the coordinates of their original world. May you have a safe journey."

The TVA staff had a formulaic smile on their faces.

But Deadpool always felt that she seemed to be gloating.

"Big sister! What should we do next?"

"All Deadpools, attack the multiverse, we want to become the new Conqueror Kang!"

"Yes, sir!!!"

A group of Deadpools screamed.

Deadpool turned his head stiffly.

Well, he was sure that the woman was just gloating.

As a member of the Deadpool, Deadpool could already imagine how much of a headache he would have in the future...

At this time, Logan also came over.

He had also contributed a lot in the previous battle, and now there were a lot of blood stains all over his body - a small part of his own, and most of Deadpool's.

Wolverine took a deep puff of the cigar, which was a good thing he had just taken from a Western cowboy Deadpool.

"What did the doctor say just now?"

Deadpool stared at the group of Deadpools dancing in disorder: "Fuck!"

"?"

Wolverine looked strange.

——

Parallel universe, New York, a bar.

"Hey, brother, when does the carnival start?"

A young man pursed his lips excitedly, revealing two small fangs.

He is a newly born vampire in recent years.

Without the support of his clan, nor the support of the human ghost party, he can only come to this kind of small bar to join in the fun.

This is a place where a vampire named Kate holds a party.

Every two weeks, a special party is held for vampires.

After twelve o'clock, all vampires can enjoy blood food to their heart's content and fill their stomachs.

However, this is limited to the bar.

"It should be soon. Things are getting tense recently. You'd better leave quickly after you fill your stomach."

Another young man whispered.

"Didn't they say that the Daywalker guy has disappeared? Why is there still something going on?"

The young man was a little dissatisfied.

Some time ago, the big boss of the blood clan released the news that the Daywalker who hunted vampires had disappeared, and the people below could be a little more indulgent.

But less than a month later, the wind direction changed again. Could it be that the Daywalker has resurrected again? !

"I heard... it's a friend of the Daywalker."

Another young man was also helpless.

"They seem to have determined that a vampire killed the Daywalker, so they have been carrying out a large-scale revenge operation during this period. In the end, you listen to me and leave here quickly after you fill your stomach!"

There are too many superheroes in New York.

Although the Daywalker always likes to act alone, everyone comes to fight crime, so it is inevitable that they will meet a few colleagues.

After a few visits, the Daywalker has many superhero friends.

Now, the Daywalker is missing.

This group of superhero friends naturally put the blame on the vampires.

It is said that there is a ruthless man called Punisher who directly blocked the door of a vampire elder and carried a bunch of heavy weapons to slaughter the eight generations of vampires from the elder.

The scene was horrible.

Hearing the explanation of his brother, the young vampire also looked painful.

Can't these damn superheroes be reasonable? !

They are a group of vampires who just want to fill their stomachs!

"I know, I will leave after I find a target and eat."

If he has to choose between his own life and a momentary desire, the young man thinks he should not be so stubborn.

How long can those superheroes live? At most, they can live for a hundred years.

What about him?

If he lives, it will be easy for hundreds of years.

If he is lucky, he can purify his own blood and live for thousands of years like the elders.

So, go home after eating!

The young man made a decision.

Then, he looked around.

This... is a prostitute, with AIDS, no!

This is too greasy, I feel my blood lipids are a bit high, I'm losing weight recently, no.

This one is a bit old...

No, why does it look familiar? !

The young man was stunned.

The old Blade Warrior smiled kindly at the young vampire.

After fighting in the void for so many years, he finally got back to his old job.

Come on, young man, do you like my silver 5.80 or 7.62?

You don't like either?

It's okay, Grandpa Blade has two alloy knives here, which are most suitable for chopping melons and vegetables...

Puff puff puff——

Da da da——

After a ghost cry, the Blade Warrior sat calmly in front of the bar counter and poured himself a glass of wine.

Take a sip.

It tastes good.

I don't know how the King of Cards is doing, has he established a foothold in his own world?

The old Blade Warrior was thinking this.

Suddenly, a golden light flashed.

He turned his head and looked.

A portal suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Old man, the doctor said there is a new mission!"

The fashionable King of Cards smiled happily.

His expression was the same as that of the Blade Warrior. (End of this chapter)