Help! This Savior Is Too Stupid!

"A vicious incident occurred in our city's hospital. A patient held medical staff hostage and is confronting the police..." Yang Xiao turned off the TV. The next second, a phone call came in, "Son, let the doctor go quickly. There are police outside. You can't escape!" As if to confirm the woman's words, the sirens outside became louder and louder, and there was movement in the corridor. "It's fake, it's all fake. This is a nightmare world. Otherwise, why can you call me even if I cut the phone line?" Yang Xiao stared at the phone line hanging on the ground with a ferocious face.

After graduating, Su Jing was met with rejection everywhere he went. Discouraged, he returned home to adjust his mood. He then discovered that his own backyard had become the Galactic Garbage Station. Every day, lots of tr*sh would suddenly appear – some were from Tomb of God, Battle Through the Heavens, Coiling Dragon, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, X-Men, Captain America, Iron Man, and even from the Marvel Universe. As the owner of the garbage station, Su Jing had the duty to process all these tr*sh. In the beginning, he thought it would be a hard and unprofitable task. Afterwards, he discovered that this was actually the most beautiful and cushy job of his entire life.

[Sequence] + [Behind the Scenes] + [IQ Overwhelming] + [Group Portrait] + [Crazy Criticism] + [No Female Lead] At the beginning of the New Year in 2026, Li Xiang, a severe schizophrenia patient, president of a coffee shop and part-time employee, said during the discharge assessment: "You have mental illness because the old evil gods who are hidden behind the high-dimensional fog, which cannot be detected, described, or guessed, are controlling your will." "But don't be afraid, the sequence gods I created will protect this world." "001 Fate Weaver!" "002 Painted Skin!" "003 Undertaker..." Attending physician: "Mr. Li Xiang, your condition has worsened without a doubt. Finally, I suggest you try the most advanced hypnosis therapy." Li Xiang slapped his forehead: "Yes, if you hadn't said it, I would have almost forgotten that Hypnotist No. 009 can invade, guide, and change your dreams, and plant hints and roots of evil in your subconscious mind..." Attending physician: "Increase the dosage!" Reborn one month before the advent of the apocalypse, Li Xiang hid behind the scenes to create the God Sequence. He experimented, observed, and controlled... to explore a glimmer of hope for the future of mankind!

Jiang Che was diagnosed with paranoia. He had always imagined that he had a family, but he was locked up for ten years as a mental patient. When the weirdness came to the world, he was pulled into the SSS-level dungeon that was said to be invincible to humans. When facing the weird evil spirits that everyone feared, he hugged a loli with a broken limb in each hand and called her his daughter, called the old weird in a blood-stained nurse uniform and holding a deadly meat saw knife as his father and mother, when facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he hugged him without hesitation and called him his wife. … The weird dungeon was broadcast live around the world, and all of this was seen by everyone. The audience said: "If you don't do it, you will die. If you do it, you will die faster." "Are you crazy? You treat weird evil spirits as family members?" "This paranoia is too serious. You are only 20 years old and you imagine that you have a seven or eight-year-old daughter?" … When everyone thought he was going to be tortured, he began to be accepted by the weird evil spirits. The evil spirits actually treated him as a family member? ! Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn't cook can never complain about the taste of the food. Jiang Che: The food my wife cooks is not salty at all!

People know that ghosts are scary, but ghosts know that people are evil. This is a traditional supernatural novel.

Since Guan Shan got the horror game simulator in his head, everything in his eyes became horrifying. A meat restaurant with human corpses hanging in the kitchen, an abandoned apartment building with a phone ringing at midnight, a psychiatric hospital full of murderers… [Only by killing the final BOSS can this simulation be ended! ] As an ordinary person, Guan Shan was scared. In the face of these terrifyingly powerful Bosses, he could only try his best to kill monsters and get some equipment in order to survive. He was barely able to survive each simulation. However, in the eyes of others, Guan Shan was a horror and anomaly himself! “Captain, the S-class dangerous psychic has been killed by him, and the entire base was destroyed by him, but why is he crying for help with a look of fear? Should we save him or not?” “Are you s*upid? He is coming towards us! Let’s run!”

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

I traverse along the pathway of darkness and imagination… Entering the realm born by human imaginations… Challenging Harry Potter’s magic, commanding the great Pirates of the Caribbean. Terminating the Terminator’s strength, tearing apart the Matrix’s Hallucination. Virus is my slave. Endurance my inheritance. Growing and hunting in the boundless universe. Breaking through boundaries in a mysterious space. Desiring evil, conspiracy and betrayer. Who can redeem what was already lost? In a battle of demons, who can leave an immortal legacy? A declining Trump card, Final evolution! I’m… on a journey! We are one!

“This guy, how heavy is his taste, he’s still able to eat?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror, explosive hair, tattoos, and a demon-like face. Look at her for more than a second and you’ll have spicy eyes (your eyes will bleed-aka she looks really ugly). Before her rebirth, she was in love with someone else, bent on escaping, and after having relations with him, hates him deep to his bones. After her rebirth, she looked at the beauty on the bed, seriously thinking, the one who left his shadow in the past, seemingly should be him? In her past life, her mind was muddled. She tried to get rid of the outstandingly beautiful husband that she didn’t want, was victimized by slag men and cheap women, and her most trusted friend brainwashed her. In the end, she found people rebelling and friends deserting (isolated and alone). In this lifetime, all of the evil people scheming and longing for her divorce should yield. Sorry but this young miss’s IQ is on the line!

System: Host, what is that thing in the sky? Shi Sheng: An intergalactic spaceship. System: …This is a cultivation world, where did an intergalactic spaceship come from?! — System: Host, what are you holding in your hand? Shi Sheng: Xuanyuan Sword. System: This is an advanced scientific world, where did an ancient divine sword come from?! Wait a moment… Host what are you doing?! Shi Sheng: Breaking apart the main couple. #MyHostIsTooPowerfulAndLikesToBreakShips. Note : ‘shipping’ is the term people use when they want two people to be a couple.

[Non-Naruto fanfiction] When you pee at the abyss, the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up. This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun, who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration, who has a pair of Sharingan, and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends, who loses SAN points like crazy, while trying not to go crazy and become stronger, this is probably a pink group, no, this is the pink group! [Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu] [Welcome to join the pit]

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times. The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait. That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars. Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.” —《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》