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The universe changes, games and weirdness come to reality, monsters are rampant, secret realms, and dungeons. There are countless horrors, and the myriad races outside the Nine Provinces are eyeing them covetously. This is an era of job transfer for all people. Only by becoming a professional, upgrading and becoming stronger can you participate in the great struggle in this world. Cao Xiaochun, who traveled through time, awakened the only hidden profession on the day of job transfer: Gu Master. But this profession is recognized as the weakest profession in the world. The strength is not as good as that of a warrior, the magic power is not as good as that of a mage, and the physical fitness is not as good as that of a priest. It is definitely a scumbag profession. Fortunately, Cao Xiaochun awakened the God-level Gu Master system. With the assistance of the system, Cao Xiaochun has embarked on an invincible journey since then. "Gu Master is obviously a powerful profession with high light and righteousness, so the name of the Demon Refining Heavenly Venerable given to me by the myriad races is all rumors!" "The King of Light, right? I still lack one material in this moment, so please go to Danghun Mountain today!" When Cao Xiaochun swept everything with his Gu insects, the whole time and space trembled. Gu Master is the weakest profession? Gods are all my Gu-making materials, okay?

Production team: Look, this is a person chosen by the eternal gods. You have to taint her heart and destroy her faith! Isn't it easy? Moen: Wow, such a free game! Watch me operate it! Ending: The evil old god has died, but the new goddess has lost her king. Production team: .....You may have misunderstood what I meant. I meant to kill her, to stab her heart with a knife! Do you understand? Okay, let's look at the next one. This is a noble princess who is about to become the sole ruler of this country. Your goal is to kill her and overthrow this crumbling empire! Simple, right? Moen: Kill her with a knife, right? Don't worry, I will kill her with a knife! Ending: The empire is revived, and the queen closes her heart. ..... After repeating this several times. Production team: ??? I mean to attack! Kill! Kill them and trample on everything they have! It's not the kind of attack that makes you find ways to help them take the throne and then attack them in front of their death! Production team: Forget it, just wait and see, you will regret it! Moen: Hahahaha, wait and see, can you still sue me for playing the game according to my own ideas? Production team: Haha, they are real. Moen: Huh? !

Doomsday comes, and human beings enter the heavenly world. Ten years later, Yang Chen, who was betrayed tragically, returned strongly with the Tianyu bug. In this life, he vowed to make the betrayal pay the price. He has a powerful bug bonus, just like an open hang. Frightened to hear…

This is a cruel era. The advent of the war game stipulates that every race in the myriad planes must become a game lord after adulthood and join the meat grinder of the war of all races. However, Gao Qiang looked at his territory type and fell into deep thought. [Fallen Empire] [This empire stood at the top long before any known country. They once had everything, they once knew everything, until they got tired of everything and became lazy and decadent. But! They are powerful, they are extreme, they despise everything. When the ants proudly raise their heads, who... is ready to touch the scales of this sleeping dragon first? ] [Effect 1: At the beginning of each game, your empire will have all the technologies that can be researched in this game. ] [Effect 2: At the beginning of each game, you will get an ancient legacy unit with combat power equivalent to the top combat power of this game. 】 【Effect 3: At the beginning of each game, your territory will have a minimum history of 10,000 years. 】 【Effect 4: At the beginning of each game, you will have a map/star map containing all the terrain/cave/miracles in this game. 】 【Effect 5......】 Until that day, the demon from the hell dimension was crushed by the devil just because of a curse at Gao Qiang. Pointing at Gao Qiang, the devil said in a trembling voice: "You, why did you provoke him!!!"

Bankruptcy, divorce, wife’s betrayal! 35-year-old Yang Hao suffered a triple blow! However, in a desperate situation, he inherited the property in the game "Monopoly". From then on, he became famous! Ex-wife begging for reconciliation? Sorry, you won’t accompany me when the sun sets, but who are you when I come back? You feel tired when we share the joys and sorrows, and you don’t deserve the glory and wealth! !

【Dataization】【Dungeon Dungeon】【Character Tower Defense】 The blue star where monsters invaded, the exotic land where all races coexist Teenager Li Pu was accidentally blinded and also acquired special abilities “You are already dead.” “Nani?” After 3 seconds, the enemy explodes in place.

Ye Yun lives in a world of revived spiritual energy, where human warriors and beast monsters fight against each other. One day, Ye Yun woke up and found that the world he was in had turned into a real game world! What others saw as normal monsters had entries in his eyes! [Name: Star Devourer Quality: Super Elite Health: 32% Note: If a wounded Devourer is killed, 100% of the Devourer's innate skills will be exploded, Devour! ] Not only Devourers, but also various items and skills, Ye Yun can see detailed entries! Moreover! He even has a full-level explosion rate! Killing a weak mosquito can explode cultivation and attribute points! If you want cultivation, just kill monsters to explode! If you want skills, you can also kill monsters to explode! If you want treasures, you will explode more! In the real game world, Ye Yun can kill monsters to explode whatever he wants! One day, he even exploded a fragment! [Name: Fight! Note: A piece of the legendary magical skill, "Pin Dao Dao", collect the three characters of "Pin Dao Dao" to obtain the magical skill of being able to kill! 】

The abyss descends, and the blue planet changes! This is an era of professionals. Everyone can get the first skill in their life and become a professional on the day they become adults! Lin Yi gets the Fireball spell and becomes an ordinary wizard. At the same time, he also awakens an SSS-level talent: the gift of the gods! Effect: You can get 1 skill point every second! Others can only get a single-digit skill point to upgrade their skills in a dungeon. And Lin Yi can get one for free every second! [Ding! Consume 500 skill points, and your Fireball spell will be upgraded to: Level 2 · Pyroblast! ] [Ding! Consume 2000 skill points, and your Pyroblast spell will be upgraded to: Level 3 · Flame Storm! ] ... [Ding! Consume 100,000 skill points, and your Flame Storm will be upgraded to: Level 7 · Sky Flame Dragon Breath! ] [Ding! Consume 1 million skill points, and your Supreme Sublimation will be upgraded to: Level 9 Forbidden Spell · Eight Desolate Sky Meteorite! ] [Ding! Consume 10 million skill points, and your Eight Desolate Sky Meteorite will be upgraded to the ultimate form: Ancient Forbidden Spell: Burning the Sky and Boiling the Sea! 】 Then, ice, wind, thunder, light, darkness, space, time... Countless basic spells were upgraded to forbidden spells at the speed of light in Lin Yi's hands! A few years later, the Lord of the Abyss descended on Blue Star—— But he saw Lin Yi sitting on the throne of the Supreme Demon Palace, overlooking all living beings! Lin Yi: "How about you choose a way to die?"

"Amaterasu is God's wrath, Tsukuyomi is God's mercy, Susano is almost God's strongest weapon on earth, and I, who possess all these, are God!" The traveler with Sharingan came to Tokyo as the only human being. Shenluo Tianzheng, Tianyan Zhenxing, Earth Exploding Tianxing, Infinite Moon Reading, created miracles one after another. I am the only one in the world, show my holiness in front of people, until I overwhelm the whole world!

How to fight your way from cannon fodder to the absolute protagonist - how does a poor little girl who is abused by her family fight to become a genius scientist and lead the human expedition to the star sea? How does an ancient tyrant whitewash himself online and create a glorious chapter? How to save the world from the hands of alien gods? How to be crowned as a god in the glory of faith? How to rise from the lowest point and use the world as a chessboard? This is an alternative guide to becoming a winner in life.

In the year 0001 of the New Calendar, the gods descended and invaded the earth. After 15 years of hard struggle, human civilization finally came to an end! Lin Fan, the patron saint of Daxia, returned to the gods three months before his arrival. In this life, he will lead Daxia and fight against the gods with the strength of the whole country! God of the Ocean, Daxia responded with the Great Wall of Steel! God of the Sky, I, the great cannon of Daxia, point angrily at the sky! God of Winter, I, Daxia, will build an underground furnace! In this life, mortals slaughter gods! At the gate of the country, Lin Fan faced the aloof god and stood angrily with his Shura sword. Behind you, there are huge cannons, the Great Steel Wall, and the majestic Great Xia! "The so-called gods, dare to fight with me, dare to fight with my human race." "How dare you step into my Daxia!" At this moment, the Great Summer in the human world is a forbidden area for gods! I use Shura to kill the gods!

As the Ou Huang among the admirals and the fighter among the Ou Huang, Wang Dajian has traveled to a world where the humanoid weapon ship girl is the top-level force. So Wang Dajian started his big construction. Bright girl? enterprise? Eat and drink two sisters? Can you not come with so many golden skins, the family will be so poor that they can't open the pot! ! Obviously in Africa, but he is a European emperor, is it so difficult to want a little Lolita destroyer! ! ! My name is Wang Dajian. The goal of my Dajian is little loli, but I have created a bunch of royal sisters. My enemy calls me Ou Huang, but I just want to be a quiet African chief, hunting with a bunch of little loli. All in all... the destroyer is awesome!