Villain, Please Go Easy On Me

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage. This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body. Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him. Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!” Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts. However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month. Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?” Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview. The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage. In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.

What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one! This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion. In any case, he can afford him! With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass. * * Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…” He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it. ​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him: His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.” His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!” His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.” ​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending. After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

Su Lian’s lover, Chi Wang, died at the age of 25 because of lung cancer. When he was in sorrow, Su Lian met a master who told him to travel back to the past, solved the mistake, and changed the ending. Back in high school, Su Lian had another watch in his hand. He only needed to move the pointer, and he would be able to travel through times. The first time Su Lian met Chi Wang was when he stood outside the school with his schoolbag, his expression also became complicated. His perfect and calm boyfriend didn’t have a bad habit… He was a good student of good character. Even the teacher spoke highly of him, and he got a lot of admiration from other students… He also became the newly rich man in the business world after starting the business for three years. At this moment, Chi Wang was hanging around, still wearing the uniform. He squatted on the wall with an unrestrained face and then jumped down. Su Lain’s heart was filled with bitter hatred, thus he couldn’t help kicking the man. … Chi Wang felt the new transfer student was crazy. He was annoyed. Hence, he complained this to his brothers, “Supervising Laozi* to go to bed early, get up early, study hard, and do morning exercise? That’s fine. However, even my private’s life also needed to be managed by him. Does his family live in the Pacific Ocean**???” Later, Chi Wang’s brothers were stunned upon seeing their boss gradually subdued by the heartless transfer student. Those brothers: “Master Wang, do you remember your previous resistance?” Chi Wang replied casually, “I enjoy it quite much now.” *T/N: It means “I, your father” which used in anger, out of contempt, or arrogantly. **T/N: It’s an Internet slang word that describes a place or a person that likes to restrain others and always sets up unexplainable rules.

When the bird race wanted to flatter the king of the wolf race, he was thrown out directly by his parents. After that, he had been tossed like a toy by others from one place to another, numerous times. Finally, he ended up in front of the black wolf. There was a rumor saying that the black wolf was the most ferocious existence in the wolf palace. And the black wolf’s favorite food was raw chicken! He always excitedly gnawed the chicken, there was a possibility that blood could splatter everywhere! Qiao Xi: I feel like I’m going to die. And when Qiao Xi fell in front of the black wolf— The black wolf had sharp fangs, fierce eyes, and a terrifying aura. The black wolf opened his mouth and approached Qiao Xi… “Auwoo! Auwoo! Auwoo!” Qiao Xi was frightened out of his wits and immediately fell onto the ground. He unmanageably changed into a human form. His body was shivering uncontrollably, thinking to himself that he was going to die. However, just when the black wolf saw Qiao Xi’s human form, he unexpectedly turned silent. After standing still for a while, he suddenly lifted his paw and touched Qiao Xi’s pretty little face, he stated calmly: “From today onward, you’re my little brother.” Qiao Xi, whose eyes were filled with tears: “…?” … Later, the black wolf ascended the throne in the wolf race. Someone saw the black wolf carrying a chicken in his arm, and couldn’t help but say with a smile, His Majesty, the Wolf King surprisingly carried a ration with him, which was really interesting. Suddenly, the Wolf King’s face darkened. He said calmly without any smile on his face: “This is my wife.” He also ate this small one every day, but not as a ration, because this was his little treasure.

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body… What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is… Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved… He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.” …

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!” Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu. It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick! Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart: “It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!” Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him. Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist! Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”

He is the all-powerful and mysterious cold CEO. No woman has ever touched him. There are rumors that he is infertile until anonymous hard evidence is produced. It turns out that he has Azoospermia. He was burned six years ago and half of his face was destroyed. The world is in an uproar! All kinds of mocking reports surface. People with ulterior motives advise him to hand over his money. He was going to end the family line anyway. Instead of benefitting outsiders, he might as well benefit his “relatives.” One day, he leads a small boy who is almost an exact replica of him in front of the press…… On that dark and stormy night, she took advantage of him and r*ped him. She likes sprinkling salt on his wounds and uses a “special way” to get his seed. It’s really not as simple as just sleeping with him. She never intended to return the baby. He- He- actually comes out to fight for her son and force a marriage?

Xu Zhaixing’s idol, Cen Feng, was a new star, slowly rising in the entertainment circle. She firmly believed that everyone would see the brilliance of her idol one day. But she could no longer wait for the day to arrive… Cen Feng had committed suicide at home because of depression. It was only after his death that the injustices he had suffered had been revealed to the public. It turned out that he was an adopted orphan, and his biological father was actually a murderer. It turned out that the reason he never touched the piano again was that his little finger was intentionally trampled by his teammates. It turned out that the team was harassing him, and he offended a higher-up company, resulting in resources being divided. It turned out that the treasure, which she had been so afraid to hold on to her palm in fear of breaking it, had been trampled on, had been beaten black and blue… Six months later, Xu Zhaixing died in a car accident, only to be reborn as a high school student. She was just a freshman that year. It was ten years before Cen Feng committed suicide. I’m going to use these ten years to build the best road just for you. All those who hurt you will never appear in front of you. Brother, let’s walk the flowery road together this time.

Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom. He was beloved by his citizens and was considered the darling of the world. He ascended to the Heavens at a young age; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, was quickly banished back to the mortal realm. Years later, he ascends again–only to be banished again a few minutes after his ascension. Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock among all three realms. On his first task as a god thrice ascended, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens, yet, unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

He went from an ordinary student to a god-level master in manufacturing. Continuously progressing, processing range from hundreds of meters to tens of atoms, processing precision from microns to nanometers to atoms and molecules, everything was possible. Wassenaar Accord? The embargo against China? What we have banned are technologies that China doesn’t care much about. Most of the member states have to import technology from China, shouldn’t the member states have a meeting to discuss and bring in China as well? Forbidden chip sales? Is there a mistake? We barely managed to maintain our low-end market with a large amount of subsidies, it’s already good enough that China didn’t initiate an anti-dumping investigation. President, are you sick? Hmm, it seems like living cells can be processed precisely as well. Do you need to refine the cancer cells that you are spreading out?