Comedy

[Cultural invasion of the world of immortal cultivation] + [Easy and fun text]

Lin Ye traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where good and evil could not coexist, and became a demonic giant who was undercover in the righteous way.

As long as the two sides went to war, he would have no way out.

Luckily, at this time, he awakened the god-level entertainment system, which not only opened up the Internet for the entire world of immortal cultivation, but also brought a number of entertainment devices and entertainment applications from his previous life. As long as users consumed in the application, he could get rebates.

TikTok, Tomato Free Novels, Honor of Kings, Peace Elite, Dungeon and Warriors, Pinduoduo...

In order to prevent the outbreak of the war between good and evil, and at the same time to reduce the internal competition in the world of immortal cultivation, he sold mobile phones all over the world and launched one application after another.

From this day on, the world of immortal cultivation has completely changed.

The demon gate demon girl changed into JK and Hi Si to dance the edge dance, and became a Douyin million-dollar Internet celebrity, earning tens of thousands of spirit stones in a live broadcast.

The disciples of the sect were addicted to Tomato's brainless novels and couldn't extricate themselves. They read it all night, and their cultivation was gradually declining.

The flying sword of the weapon-refining sect is unsalable, and the sect leader sheds tears in the live broadcast room, and sells it at a 30% discount.

The Mahayana master and the king lose consecutively, and stage a single kill offline.

The empress is addicted to TV dramas and has no intention of attending court.

The real identity of the author of Tomato Golden Fan is actually the ancestor of the holy land.

In less than a year, the world of immortal cultivation has completely fallen.

The immortal emperor of the upper realm looks at the ascension pool that has grown grass and feels that the sky has fallen.

"Father, are you looking for me?"

Xiao Yan stood at the door of the reception hall and looked at his father. Xiao Zhan was about to speak, but Nalan Yanran suddenly stood up from her seat and looked at Xiao Yan in astonishment.

"You...you are Xiao Yan?!"

"Who are you?"

Xiao Yan looked at this familiar girl, pinched his chin and thought for a moment, and then pointed at her with sudden realization.

"Little foodie!!!"

"Who is little foodie?!"

Hearing Xiao Yan's address to her, Nalan Yanran's face instantly turned red, full of shame and anger.

And this scene, whether in the reception hall or outside the reception hall, everyone was dumbfounded.

Look at this look...these two young people know each other?

Just when everyone was in doubt, the blush on Nalan Yanran's face subsided, her face became extremely serious, turned to look at Xiao Zhan, clasped her hands and said firmly.

"Uncle! Yanran came here today for only one purpose!"

Hearing Nalan Yanran speak, Ge Ye immediately reacted and waved to the servants, ready to present the elixir prepared in advance for apology, and was also ready to speak to save the situation at any time.

But Nalan Yanran's next words made him suddenly stunned.

"I hope to marry into the Xiao family immediately! Right now!"

? ? ?

At this moment, the entire reception hall was silent, and Ge Ye's face was full of question marks, looking at Nalan Yanran in a daze.

Young master?

Aren't we here to cancel the engagement?

How did it become a marriage? ? ?

Twelve years ago, the first spaceship brought a superhuman son to the Kent family.

Twelve years later, a second spaceship brought a Saiyan son to the Kent family.

What kind of waves will the brotherly combination of Superman and Saiyan cause in this world?

Ps1: The world background is a new and completely different comprehensive American comic world after the protagonists of the previous game merged with the universe. DC movie animation + some comics from Marvel movies + Jackie Chan's adventures + some movies containing extraordinary powers. Some of the characters and abilities are designed I will definitely not follow the routine, and I will not follow the original plot flow. Instead, I will intercept the major events and rewrite it. The plot and characters will be affected by the butterfly effect of the comprehensive world. I will try my best to write a plot trend that you have never read ( Unable to accept the cautious entry into the DC Marvel hybrid world and the creation of plot characters~)

Ps2: The protagonist is not a pure Saiyan, but also has some other abilities in Dragon Ball.

Ps3: Please support the new book (read, collect, monthly pass, recommend, you know~)

[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life!

As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor!

If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch!

Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence!

Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation.

The introduction is weak, please read the text!

An old snake in the village accidentally ate a human pill, which opened his spiritual wisdom and set foot on the road of cultivating immortals. The snake's life is only ten years long, but he is not afraid of time and seizes every moment. This is a story about an old snake becoming immortal. [Original title: The Story of the Old Snake's Immortality, the comic of the same name is being serialized] [Monster cultivation, no system, growing protagonist, slow to warm up] [God of War + Funny + Online IQ + Decisive Killing + Mortal Flow + Pill Talisman Formation Puppet] ———— Fantasy version introduction: A snake must go through nine changes to become a dragon, and each change brings life and death. The old snake accidentally swallowed an immortal and obtained the method of the nine changes of the real dragon. Starting with dragon scales, he set foot on the road of becoming a dragon and ascending to immortality.

[The Fourth Disaster + No CP Group Portrait] On the game forum, a group of old netizens were ready to fight and angrily criticized the open world MMORPG Xiuxianji "Shizhouji" that claimed to beat the three factories for several days. But when they opened the server, they found that the three factories were really a little brother compared to it! The magnificent alien world, the ten continents in the sea, the three islands overseas, and the map that was so grand that it made people dizzy. The magnificent fairy myth, the gods, ghosts, monsters, monsters... There is also a world-class Xiuxian sect built from scratch with the efforts of countless players! * "Master, why is our sect known as the world's number one Xiuxian sect?" "Maybe because... there are too many people?" Fang Xianyu, who restarted the second round, looked at the group of leeks (crossed out) players with good self-PUA ability with a kind face, and was satisfied and decided to lead the players to start killing in the Xiuxian world. The newbie looked at the real-time online number of people - 5 million, and scratched his head in confusion. You call an organization of at least 5 million people a "Xianxian Sect"?

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed]

Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system.

[Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ]

In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class.

Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?"

An Rou: "What do you like about me?"

Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white."

An Rou sneered: "Haha."

The whole class was shocked!

Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!"

[Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ]

That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family.

An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?"

[Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】

Su Jiang: "......Bai!"

An Rou: "???"

The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!"

Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era!

I will be useless if I don’t practice martial arts? Don’t worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly.

Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case…

You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1… You’ve picked them up. Your insights have improved and you’ve gained a beginner stage sword talent!

You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1… You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You’ve also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce!

You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1… You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title ‘Endless Health’.

Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60… You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes!

You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you’re practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness…

That’s when you realize… You’re invincible!

(Ultraman fan) (imaginative) (logical and reasonable)

Chen Yu accidentally started a game called "Ultra Fighting Evolution" and was brought into the world of game copies.

[Copy Name: Devil’s Judgment! 】

[Copy Difficulty: Advanced! 】

[Copy description: There is a deviation in the trajectory of the world. Ultraman Tiga was defeated by the Kirialodians and cannot reappear. The devil is about to come, and the earth will be ruled by the god Kirialod! 】

[Dungeon Mission: Prevent the Gate of Hell from opening and God Kirialod from coming to Earth! 】

When Chen Yu discovered that he was still an ordinary human after entering the game copy, he decided to give it a try!

"God Kyriarod, right! I'll wake up Gatanjeal right now!"

Lu Chen traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty and became the ninth prince of the Great Xia Dynasty.

Unlike the time-travelers in the novel, Lu Chen does not have extensive knowledge of science and engineering, nor can he remember many ancient poems.

In order not to get involved in the fight for the legitimate heir, Lu Chen had no choice but to lie down and plan to live a peaceful life enjoying the glory and wealth.

Because of his status as mother and concubine, Lu Chen was eventually granted a marriage by the emperor, and was entrusted to the bitter cold land in the north to become a prince.

Just when Lu Chen thought he was going to fall like this for the rest of his life, the system was activated on his wedding night.

As long as a child is born, Lu Chen will be able to receive rewards and improve his own strength.

Years later.

Lu Chen led a million-strong army to King Qin of Beijing, and everyone was shocked.

"Isn't this guy a useless prince? He has an army of millions!"

"Under what circumstances can he still be a great master?"

"It turns out that the Ninth Prince's fall was all staged!"

…

My dear grandpa is actually a werewolf, the truth behind the Philosopher's Stone, and the back-up man behind the four founders.

None of this prevents Loren from being a bastard, having fun with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, and explaining the weirdness of Quidditch...

This is a story about hanging out at Hogwarts.

——

First Transfiguration Lesson

Loren: Look at that cat above, it looks so easy to touch.

Hermione: Heartbeat, in short, it is heartbeat.

five minutes later

Hermione: Loren! ! !

(PS: The three little ones are the same age, they don’t follow the main line of the original work, they don’t have a system, and they try their best not to be OOC.)

[Crossing a book + 1V1 + Single female lead + Campus romance + Dog food + Funny + Sand sculpture in the early stage + Daily love in the later stage + Sprinkle sugar + Many CPs + Sweet and good-looking]

Liu Muye, the author of the failed campus romance novel, finished his last book and decided to go to the factory to fix screws tomorrow.

But he accidentally traveled to the book he wrote and became the son of the school director. He was entrusted with the important task of "saving the tragic ending of the vicious female supporting role", otherwise he would not be able to return to the real world!

Liu Muye: "Ah! You said, if I can't save the vicious female supporting role, I can't go back?"

But!

Compared with saving the vicious female supporting role, Liu Muye suddenly discovered something more important.

"Wait, what do you think I am now? You said I am the chairman's son?"

"Then I am very rich and can walk sideways in this world?"

"Then why should I save the vicious female supporting role? I'm going to take off!"

... After a while...

Liu Muye realized that something was wrong.

"Hey, how come you, a domineering CEO, have become a rebellious teenager?"

"That's not right. How come you, a cool and innocent heroine, have become a rebellious girl?"

"And you, a vicious female supporting role, why do you keep pestering me to date you every day!"

"Is this reasonable? It's not reasonable at all!"

What should I do if I transform into a passerby NPC in the Novice Village who may die at any time?

At first, Bai Fu just wanted to survive and increase the player's favorability. She planned to use the power of the players to increase the strength of the NPCs who were not on good terms with her. Unexpectedly, she accidentally increased the favorability.

From [the player's most solid backing] to [the lonely watcher at the border], and then to [the first saint in the turbid times of the empire].

Players give full play to their subjective initiative and lift her to the throne.

In the 30th millennium of the empire, a former emperor of the empire who did not want to be named loudly accused in an interview with a newspaper.

"That group of undead people rushed into the palace shouting friendship and bond, and forcibly put my crown on the head of Bai Fu, the devil. It's really a sin!"

Facing the accusation, Bai Fu was extremely indignant.

"How can I be a devil? From the beginning to the end, I have been promoting love and justice. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open... It's hard for me too. Sometimes I look for my own reasons. Have I been a good person for so many years? Why do those undead people only hit you and not me?"

"I turned into a young dragon and was captured and raised by an evil dragon. As we spent more and more time together, I found that the way the evil dragon looked at me gradually became strange.

He seems to... treat me as his wife! "

Princess Lucia, who had transformed into a baby dragon, tremblingly wrote down her findings in a notebook.

——————

The evil dragon Lance has an obsession recently. He wants the baby dragon he picked up to call him "Dad".

Taking advantage of the fact that Master, several uncles and fairies are in seclusion, I wrote a biography about these people. Each book costs one hundred spiritual stones. Hey, hey, hey, don't leave. The price can be negotiated. Come back. Do you know who my master is? Xiyang! ! ! My uncle is..., hey, hey, hey, don't grab it, you guys, I... I have increased the price, two hundred spirit stones per book, no, five hundred!

"I have repeatedly emphasized that the atmosphere in the world of immortality is inherently crooked, and I am not the one who caused it. They say history books are written by the victors, so why do people always frame me when I win?" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters. , expressing great anger.

the next day.

"I have repeatedly emphasized that I have distorted the atmosphere in the world of immortality. History is written by the victors. I won!" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters, expressing great anger. ——"Xiuxian Daily" reports for you.

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought.

Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films.

But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" .

But what does Chen Fei have?

He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father!

Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere?

His path doesn’t “work” either!

However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated!

(PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.)

Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived!

However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded!

[Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box]

[Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box]

[Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box]

【……】

At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry!

These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right?

——

This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

【Mainly featuring fun + single female lead + fun and relaxed + plot flow + happy rescue + mc system】

Zhou Ming died suddenly while working overtime, the prince of Konoha was born in Konoha, so he didn't blame Naruto too much, and he also found that he was carrying an mc inventory.

From this moment on, the style of the ninja world began to become distorted...

Uchiha Xiaoyan, who carried the Xuanzhong ruler, always had to spit out a handful of lime powder when fighting, which became the nightmare of all users of beauty contact lenses.

The immortal emperor Kurama, who ruled the world for eternity, carried the sky with one hand, and shouted: Who is the peak at the end of the immortal road? Once I see Kurama, the road becomes empty! !

The red sand scorpion led Gaara and other sand ninjas to shout for mechanical ascension.

Deidara was obsessed with the world's nuclear pacification and couldn't extricate himself.

Nagato became the child of destiny that Jiraiya had been looking for, and the villain Uchiha Obito was forced to save the world...

Boruto, who strayed into the timeline, couldn't tell the reality, and shouted distortedly: Dad! I can't tell! I really can't tell!

Many years later, Uchiha Madara stood on the cliff, looking at the ninja world that had become unrecognizable, and suddenly fell into deep thought...

"Lin Yuan, I remember we asked you to go undercover in the righteous sect to harm them, right?"

"Yes."

"The morale of the righteous disciples is high now, they are relaxed, and their cultivation speed has increased by 70%. Do you have any clues?"

"How would I know? I'm just a game developer!"

[All Survival] + [Funny Article] + [Upgrade] + [Funny] + [No Female Lead]

After waking up, Su Bai entered the world of all survival.

He started with a small wooden house, a broken stone axe, and a randomly acquired [Black-hearted Merchant] talent.

Although the talent level is low, it can be upgraded continuously, and you can also gain a trading-related ability every day.

On the first day, all the people begged for fire, and Su Bai made a bold move, and made a shoddy version of the fire stick and became rich overnight.

On the second day, countless people's tools were broken, and Su Bai stepped forward and carried the burden of tens of thousands of people in the two districts on his shoulders.

On the third day, the blizzard came for the first time, and countless people could not move. Su Bai obtained talent information and turned into timely rain to send warmth and win people's hearts.

The fourth day, the fifth day...

When the seven-day novice period passed, when all the survivors were still struggling, Su Bai had already lived in a big villa, looking at the huge country he had built.

Rivals in the same area: "What bullshit good man? He is obviously a black-hearted businessman!"

Friends in other areas: "Boss Su is a good person. If he has good things, he will really sell them to you!"

Top bosses: "What is the most important thing in Survival? Talent! Wait... Where are the talents? Are they all locked up by Su Bai?"

Heroes from various countries: "Boss Su, please give me some food! The children are so poor now!"

"..."

Su Bai: "Friend, do you need a deal?"

When an S-class elite assassin-raised captain of a special ops suicide squad comes home from a high-stakes Africa mission, he finds himself offered something that could potentially set him up for life- a curious assignment that he could use to finally exit his days of war and slaughter.

Then placed into a high-school setting, Lin Yi is tasked by the chairman of a top-tier multi-billion company with bodyguard duty for non-other than his own daughter, a certain little Miss of said high-school.

His enemies, once ranging from drug lords, mafia bosses, political figures, and national leaders, are soon replaced with spoiled kids who happen to have rich papas and mamas, and Lin Yi finds his intense expertise and high-threat skillset misused, and very underwhelmed…

But he does get a harem cast as diverse as his old enemies, so Lin Yi decides that, for the sake of messing around with girls as an invincible entity in a down-leveled environment, leaving his bloody and death-filled war days behind is something he’d definitely want to strive for.

The weak rats gathered into a tide and charged mightily, facing an enemy that was almost impossible to defeat.

The black dragon streaked across the sky.

The fear was suppressed, and he waved the wooden spear in his hand, for faith and for the great god.

This is the story of a group of rats growing from humble beginnings to becoming powerful. It is also the story of a greedy person climbing towards the path of god.

The humble rats entrusted their faith to the Greedy One, and from then on the Greedy One became a god.

——————.

Farming, war, development, god style, newbies and new authors, please support!

After traveling to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts the game by obtaining a career in life.

When he obtains the student career, he says: "No woman in my heart, learn from nature!"

When he obtains the chef career, he says: "I don't cook to pick up girls!"

When he obtains the writer career, he says: "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!"

But as he obtains more careers, Kamishiro Hakufeng always feels that something is wrong with this career game.

......

Cold school beauty: You'd better not be!

Muggle sister: I don't eat beef! (Smells so good)

Genius sickly literary girl: "Love Letter" "Eat Your Pancreas"... So these are all confession novels he wrote to me?

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system.

Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate.

Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded.

Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing.

Good news: I have just two words!

The concert begins.

Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage?

The end of the concert.

Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing.

Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! !

After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm.

——He chose to have five children with his partner!

[Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】