Part 3 Chapter 99 Yin-Yang Harmony?
"Young Master...Young Master was injured before...I couldn't ride a horse at all...That's why I bought this carriage..." The leader of the Soul Eater team, Wang Dong, was sweating profusely, not because he was frightened, but because he was holding back. Where has this guy ever fabricated a lie, let alone such an unreliable lie? Finally, I was a little quick-witted, and contacted the beating that violated military discipline before, and finally rounded up the lie.
"Hurry up, hurry up, quickly carry the young master to the car, and check quickly," several Soul Eater team members suggested impatiently. Although it may seem like a gang of killers, it seems that the acting skills of that one are pretty good.
Dugu Xiaoyi hurriedly jumped down, "Let me take a look, let me take a look quickly, oh, hurry up, let's carry it to the car first, this person is really... hurt and he didn't tell sooner."
Everyone sweated, and hurriedly lifted Young Master Jun's unconscious body and sent it to the carriage.
In the car, Guan Qinghan wanted to say something, but he still didn't say it after all. He shook his head and looked helplessly at the 'comatose' Young Master Jun. He couldn't help but smile for a while. He was more or less clear about the character of his little uncle.
Dugu Xiaoyi stretched her head and asked anxiously: "How did he get hurt? When did he get hurt? What kind of injury did he get? Is it serious? Is there any medicine? What kind of medicine? Who hurt him? of?……"
These cold-blooded and ruthless Soul Eater players were dumbfounded by the series of questions, not knowing how to answer them. The lie just now was barely rounded off, but these inquisitive questions are not easy to answer directly, and the fact that the young master was punished for violating military discipline is not a glorious thing. Besides, it seems that the young master's stick injury has long since healed, and he has been fine for a long time It's over..."Xiaoyi! Come in first, don't ask any more questions." Guan Qinghan's voice sounded, and the little girl shrank her head in. She heard her asking all over the place: "Sister Qinghan, what should we do? So... what should we do... Oh, why did this guy get hurt, it's really worrying..."
Everyone outside the Soul Eater wiped off a cold sweat.
"Pfft..." Guan Qinghan couldn't help laughing, and at this moment, Jun Moxie "woke up leisurely" very timely, and asked very "weakly": "Where am I?"
Before Guan Qinghan could speak, the little girl said excitedly: "In the car,
In the car, alas, you, alas, finally woke up, what kind of injury did you suffer, hurry up and tell me how to treat it, and I will treat it for you. "
Guan Qinghan rolled his eyes. This little girl is really innocent... "I was injured? I was injured a little before... But it's already healed... The reason why I'm so weak is not because I was injured... I was poisoned..." Young Master Jun hummed and chirped, secretly moved his nose and took a few breaths, nǎinǎi, men and women are different; I have been in the car for several days and there is no scent, so these two beauties who are busy with dust and dust come in. After a while, the car smelled delicious... "Ah! Poisoned?!" Dugu Xiaoyi widened her eyes in shock: "What poison? Is it serious? Do you know what it is? Is it hard to solve? "
"Alas... I was accidentally poisoned by someone." Jun Moxie said with infinite regret: "Speaking of it, ahem, it's hard to say, I just rest for two days and I'll be fine. I told you... it's just a vain Adding to the difficulty...you are not willing to cure my poison..."
"Who said it? Why are we unwilling? Say it quickly! Say it quickly, how can we save it?" Dugu Xiaoyi was in a hurry, why is this person so unhappy? You are still dawdling after being poisoned, don't you know that people care about you?
"Ahem...the poison in me...is called 'Yin Yang He He San'..." Jun Moxie raised his head furtively, wanting to observe his words, when he saw that Guan Qinghan's eyebrows were dark and cold Looking at himself, he couldn't help being shocked, and didn't continue.
"Yīnyang and Hesan? Oh, just hearing the words yin and yang is enough to scare you, but how do you explain it?" Dugu Xiaoyi was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, and her pretty little nose actually bleeds sweat.
"This yin and yang and He San... It's difficult to solve, but it's easy to solve... Hehe... Cough cough," Jun Moxie almost laughed, and coughed twice: "Because, this poison is not medicine It can be lifted, it is easy to say that it is necessary to lift it, but it is quite embarrassing... Besides, this requires you to make a lot of sacrifices..."
"It's okay! For you, no matter what sacrifice I have to make, I'm willing." The little girl patted her chest. Guan Qinghan on the side heard that something was getting worse and worse.
This kid obviously even pretended to faint, that is to say, Xiao Yi, a little fool, was so concerned that he didn't see it. But now... what bad idea is he going to use again?
"Alas, in fact, it is only needed between a man and a woman... Cough cough, just have sex, and the poison will be cured." Jun Moxie seemed very embarrassed, and coughed a few times, covering his mouth, "Otherwise... within three days, it will be inevitable." I will burn myself to death... Sigh, I know that you are also very embarrassed, forget it... It is also my fate."
Young Master Jun was very disappointed.
"Ah? What?! If you want to detoxify, you have to be with you...and you..." Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes widened all of a sudden, her face flushed immediately, and she became coy. Even though she was young and pure, she still understood the word "coitus" of.
Guan Qinghan on the side certainly thought that his uncle would definitely play tricks, but he never imagined that this guy was so tired and shameless that he could do such a trick. Hearing the title of 'Yin Yang He He San' before, I thought it was very weird, and felt something was wrong, but Guan Qinghan is still a girl of Huanghua, and I don't know about the relationship between men and women, and I also underestimated Jun Moxie's shamelessness How come I didn't expect this guy to reach such a level!
Letting him get into the car is already extremely tolerant, but now he actually wants to... "Jun Moxie!" Guan Qinghan's eyebrows were raised upside down, and his eyes were full of evil: "Have you had enough trouble, you bastard? Do you want me to drive you down again?" ? It’s not bad to let you get into the carriage, don’t be dissatisfied.”
"Sister Qinghan... Don't get angry... He's still poisoned... That's a fatal thing..." Dugu Xiaoyi looked at Guan Qinghan worriedly, and said "persuasion".
"He didn't have any injuries, nor was he poisoned, and he didn't have any combination of yin and yang at all!" Guan Qinghan didn't even hit a single place: "Just now he was fine in the car, but he passed out when he was riding a horse. People said that he was injured, and his mouth became poisoned... Sister Xiaoyi, how long will you be deceived by him? Can't you wake up a little bit and use your little brain?"
"Ah? Sister Qinghan, don't get angry, you... you mean... he's actually... pretending? He wasn't poisoned at all?" Dugu Xiaoyi's face flushed all of a sudden, she bared her teeth and claws, and almost died of anger.
Thinking that she really believed his words, and was thinking about how to trick Sister Qinghan out so that she could detoxify him..., Dugu Xiaoyi couldn't help feeling embarrassed, her neck turned red in an instant, and she plunged into Guan Qinghan's arms , Covered his face and called: "Sister Qinghan...I'm dead..." He kept stomping his feet while talking.
"Ah, you really want to detoxify him, right?" Guan Qinghan is really "cold", this little girl is too easy to fool, right? !
"Ah, it seems that I misremembered, so I wasn't poisoned." Jun Moxie coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said softly.
The two women rolled their eyes at the same time: Can I remember this wrong?
Jun Moxie Shi Shiran sat up, and said with a smile: "The road is long, the time is long, how boring... How about I tell you a story?"
The two women stared at Young Master Jun with wide-eyed eyes in astonishment. They couldn't believe that there are people in this world with such thick skins! The lie was exposed, the plot was exposed, and the filthy intentions were nakedly exposed. This guy didn't blush or breathe, and didn't even show a little bit of embarrassment. He could still shamelessly say: I Tell you a story? To ease the awkward atmosphere? !
Who is this? What is this man's face made of?
With a coquettish shout, Dugu Xiaoyi jumped on her body: "I let you lie to me, I let you...you scoundrel, scoundrel..."
^^...... Day by day, Jun Da Pioneer is getting more and more comfortable, not to mention the search and extortion along the way, Jun Jun has already made a huge windfall. During the day and night, there were two beauties accompanying her, the fragrance was rich and the nephrite jade was warm and fragrant, Jun Moxie was a little bit reluctant to leave.
If it wasn't for the Heaven-Opening Good Fortune Kung Fu in the body that can automatically run and practice all the time, I'm afraid this girl would forget about even practicing Kung Fu... But this journey, besides feeling comfortable, the bottleneck of Young Master Jun's Heaven-Opening Good Fortune Kung Fu is also Once again loosened, if it was replaced by profound energy, it would have broken through the middle level of Yuxuan, and would soon reach the peak of Yuxuan.
As for the two troops outside, the Cantian Soul Eater, there were bloody fights almost every day, and their momentum became more and more serious. There were faint signs of a breakthrough among the two hundred people. With two hundred and fifty people together, the brutal murderous aura is enough to shock anyone!
Originally, Young Master Jun hoped that this wonderful journey would last for a few more days, but because Cantian Soul Eater dispatched fewer and fewer times, Young Master Jun judged one thing... The mountain in front of him is obviously steeper, The road is more difficult and dangerous, and the jungle is more and denser; it should be a paradise for heroes in the green forest, but unexpectedly, there are fewer and fewer robbers and bandits, just because it is getting closer and closer to Blood Soul Villa. The little thief naturally disappeared.
"Master, another six hundred miles ahead will be the destination of our trip, the Heaven's Punishment Forest! And the location of the Blood Soul Villa is just a little away, on the edge of Tiannan City outside the Heaven's Punishment. It occupies the front facing The two mountain ranges of the Heaven's Punishment Forest!" Wang Dong pointed to Jun Moxie.
"Why is it so slow? How many days have you been walking..." Jun Moxie bent his fingers: "...It's been a whole month? Didn't you guys go very fast last time?"
"Young Master... We were marching lightly and in a hurry. It's not like we have so many scruples this time. Everything is based on speed. Last time we came and went all the time, day and night, at least one day and one night. More than 1,300 miles. Besides, we chose another direction to go to the Heaven's Punishment Forest. There are not many high-level profound beasts there, and they are mainly low-level profound beasts that we can deal with. If we enter from this side, I am afraid None of our 300 people could make it out. Besides, we are marching with the brigade this time. Although we are the vanguard, we can go one step ahead, but we can't be too far away from the main force... There are bandits to be suppressed on the way. It's already pretty fast." Wang Dong explained.
"Oh..." Jun Moxie stepped off the carriage, and with his consciousness released, he faintly felt that there were quite a lot of wild beasts active in the forest, and most of them were extremely fast, much faster than ordinary wild beasts. "It seems that a large number of profound beasts have appeared here! Tiannan...is really a good place..."