Part 3 Chapter 154 Jun Moxie, I Want You to Cook Rice!

"The first update broke out today! Bros. Sisters, give me strength! I want... a monthly pass—for, our evil prince! ! 》

Is there any reason why a man must wear aphrodisiacs? What kind of logic is this? We have wives and concubines, but we still have money in our pockets. Today's brothels are quite popular. How can we not solve a physiological problem? As for carrying aphrodisiacs? Those are all tools for thieves!

Now if someone takes out the aphrodisiac from himself, wouldn't he be blatantly telling everyone: I'm a prostitute! ?

Are you still messing around after that? Do you want a face?

A dozen or so big men opened their mouths and stared at each other for a while, standing in a daze, not knowing how to respond at all, very much like a statue of a wooden clay sculpture.

"Oh, I just use this to study the antidote. It's really out of kindness, not to do bad things. As for your expression?" Dugu Xiaoyi was guilty of guilt, but his mouth was still hard, and he kept persuading them, persuading them in good ways. He said: "Besides, if you took out the aphrodisiac and I researched the antidote, the women in the world will have no worries from now on. I don't know how many sisters will thank you! You are the biggest hero."

The crowd remained silent.

Of course you're not doing bad things, because even if you want to do bad things, you don't have the ability! In this matter, it seems that you have nothing but taken advantage of. There is nowhere else to take advantage of...

"Hand over it, hand it over, you all hand it over..." Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out his hand with eagerness on his face.

"Miss Hui, no!" said the first general.

"You can have it for a while, at most you can give it to me, I won't tell others that the medicine is yours!" The little girl became more and more pleasant!

"Really not, really not!" The leader broke out in a cold sweat in an instant. If he got an aphrodisiac from me, he would definitely be dismissed immediately after returning! Moreover, there is no guarantee that there will be no suspicious people tossing me, and I can't let go of killing me, let alone I really don't have it!

"Neither do we!" The dozen or so people answered righteously, standing upright. This joint, everyone thinks clearly.

Besides, everyone's coming out this time is a regular military operation. It's too late to abstain from sex, and you still get those who don't have it. Is your brain really moldy? !

"Damn it!" Dugu Xiaoyi scolded crisply, and more than a dozen people scolded their mouths with crooked eyes. It was unexpected that this little aunt would say such direct cursing words: "There are none of these big gentlemen with them. ?"

A dozen people nodded together like chickens.

"Since there are none, let's be punished together. Come on," Dugu Xiaoyi said murderously: "Drag these twelve guys out for me, and beat them with a hundred military sticks each!"

Everyone was stunned.

We don't have aphrodisiacs on us, and it's a crime to be a good family man honestly? We are not only good men, but also soldiers, soldiers on the battlefield. Is it wrong not to think about that thing? What kind of statement is this?

Heaven, earth, give me a place to reason?

Following Dugu Xiaoyi's order, several guards like wolves and tigers came in. These people were all Jun Moxie's exclusive team, and they were taken out of the 250 people to take care of Dugu Xiaoyi; Everyone has a good kung fu. They don't care whether the little girl's order is reasonable or not.

"Slow!" The leader of the family was covered in cold sweat. If the hundred army sticks were really shot down, the dozen or so people of his own would probably be reimbursed here. At this point, it is still the little princess's will. Then I waited for someone to report to Miss Guan Qinghan, and asked her to take care of the little princess carefully. I guess there will be no accident. If she really died for this matter, it would be too unfair...

"Oh? Do you have it now?" Dugu Xiaoyi waved his hand to make the guards withdraw, and asked enthusiastically.

"Skinny monkey, you should have it, right? I remember when you first left Tianxiang, you kept some secretly, so please take it out!" Undoubted way.

"I... I..." The poor man called 'Skinny Monkey' blinked pitifully, not knowing what to say. I really didn't expect that under the threat of a hundred military sticks, my boss would sell him...

"What are you? Take it out quickly!"

"But...but mine is for myself. I think that this trip to Tiannan is not a real military operation. I'm going to relax on the return journey..." The thin monkey looked at his boss pitifully, and a picture The thin face was flushed red, the real face was red, and there was no shame in it.

Someone couldn't help but giggle.

To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to be true. What kind of man takes the aphrodisiac he eats with him at all times? Everyone knows this question without asking.

"Is it the kind for men?" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes lit up: "That's the best! Eh... that's barely enough... Hurry up and hand it over! I'm in a hurry to study it!"

Depressed and ashamed, the thin monkey took out a small paper bag from his arms tremblingly, held it in his hand, and wanted to hand it out, but he had scruples. He clearly saw his companion. The weird eyes they looked at themselves, at this moment, the skinny monkey could not wait to dig a hole and jump down to bury himself.

But it's a shame!

Afterwards, I don't know how much money it will take to gag these guys; if only these guys know that they are all my brothers, then it doesn't matter, but if I let these guys spread the word about me... I can't do it. , then I really want to wipe my neck with a knife...

Dugu Xiaoyi was really impatient when he saw the guy twitching on his own, jumped over and grabbed it with his hands, hehe smiled, very happy, and then he remembered to hold his face. Seriously asked: "This thing... how does it work?"

The thin monkey blushed, even his neck was red, struggling to say: "Just pick up a fingernail with your fingernails, dissolve it in the wine and drink it..."

"Pfft..." A few people behind them couldn't help but burst into laughter, and then hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands, coughing sullenly, their bodies convulsed and the muscles on their faces twisted...

"Oh..." Dugu Xiaoyi nodded clearly, looking like an expert. Said: "What is the reaction after using it? Will it damage the body?"

"This... no! As for the reaction, uh, this reaction..." Bean-sized sweat beads fell on the skinny monkey's face. He really didn't know how to answer it specifically. sallow color.

Everyone behind them made the same movement: one hand covered their mouth tightly, the other hand covered their stomach, trembling all over...

"Oh... I know, I know, it's none of your business, let's all go." Dugu Xiaoyi blushed, and seemed to have thought of the inappropriateness of his own question, he waved his hand, and everyone seemed to be amnesty, and hurriedly He was about to turn around and go out, only to hear Dugu Xiaoyi shout, "Wait!" He stopped immediately.

"This matter...it's a secret. Do you know? This is a major event related to the happiness of thousands of women. Don't let the rumors leak!" Dugu Xiaoyi said dignifiedly: "Especially my brothers, let them know. , understand? Well, I... I'm afraid they will eat it, er, yes, I'm afraid they will eat it, so how can you get it?"

What? Afraid of them stealing? Do the young masters of the Dugu family need to steal this kind of thing? Everyone's faces suddenly became extremely strange. If the brothers of Dugu Xiaoyi heard these words, they would probably spit blood and faint: We are very normal...

I saw Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes staring: "So don't let them know! If someone tells them, hum. I'll... I'll... I'll put all this bag into someone's stomach! Did you hear it clearly?"

"Listen clearly!" Everyone hurriedly backed out, only to get out of the tent and walked out not too far. Suddenly, one by one, they slammed onto the ground, laughing and rolling, laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.

"You...you..." Thin Monkey was angry and shy, his eyes widened, his cheeks were shivering, and he couldn't speak.

"Hahaha... It's ridiculous... It turns out that the thin monkey is such a methodical person, it's really... unexpected, no wonder this guy always runs far away every time he visits the kiln... Hahaha... Several young masters To actually steal that stuff... Brother suddenly became proud..." A few people rolled on the ground with their stomachs in their arms... They all rolled around with laughter in an instant.

The thin monkey's face turned purple, trembling, suddenly hugged a tree, and slammed his head a few times...

Really want to cry without tears...

After a long while, the laughter was enough, and the leader of the family coughed a few times seriously and said: "I laughed too, I have to tell everyone a few words, today's events, no one is allowed to leak! I believe everyone knows it. Once this matter gets out, everyone will not have any good fruit to eat! Today, everyone didn't get the hundred military sticks, and if you think about it, you won't want to suffer another day's military law, do you know?"

Everyone nodded, indicating that it must be kept secret.

"I have to ask Miss Guan to see her, please take good care of the little princess, but it can't cause a catastrophe..." The leader of the family hurried away...

In the tent, Dugu Xiaoyi carefully wrapped the small paper bag in his handkerchief, put it in his arms, looked left and right with extreme guilt, and then showed a smug smile.

"Hum hum hum..." Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy and wanted to sing. He smiled so much that he showed a pair of small tiger teeth. He jumped up and down in front of the mirror, checked his face carefully, and muttered to himself. Said: "I see where you can run. Humph, Jun Moxie, this girl is going to come to the overlord to make a hard bow, and make your pot of raw rice into mature rice, so that you can still run! Humph, elder sister, please don't. Blame the little girl for not being righteous! Hey, how are you going to grab it now?"

Thinking of his pride, Dugu Xiaoyi made a grimace.

Dugu Xiaoyi grew up in a big family, and she really doesn't understand anything about that. What Jun Wuyi said to Guan Qinghan this time aroused panic in her heart, and she came up with such a weird idea. . (!)