Part 4, Chapter 71 Tang Yuan's Distress

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"Isn't it just a medicine? We have plenty of that stuff!" Jun Moxie curled his lips in disdain: "Sell! The more sought-after, the better!"

"With your words, I'm relieved, this kind of bone bone pill. I named it "Reshape the bones of the whole body, regenerate the muscles and blood vessels, advance instantly, the holy medicine of the dream of the mysterious", how about it, pull the wind? Now our medicine Dan can’t be described with such words as paper expensive. Firstly, the medicine you made is really amazing. The second brother also worked hard. After my painstaking efforts and dedicated efforts Now, the medicine pill we produced has directly become the magic medicine that the public dreams of!"

Fatty Tang smiled, slapped his belly on the ground, and said happily: "For this new drug, I designed another line. Listen to it: "Are you still worried about your mediocrity? Are you still worried about not being able to compare with your peers no matter how hard you work? Are you still worried about not being able to advance? Are you still worried about not being able to become a strong person? Come on, please take "reshape the bones of the whole body. Rebuild the muscles and blood vessels, advance in an instant, the holy medicine in the dream of a mysterious person! Come on, take one and it will be effective, and you will be a genius for life, silver, gold, jade, and heaven. Take it and you will run away.

Come on come on, what are you waiting for? The opportunity cannot be missed, and the magic medicine is born, and it will only be auctioned for seven days. Don't leave your life with permanent regrets when it's outdated, how about it? Not bad, right?"

After Tang Yuan finished speaking triumphantly, he saw Jun Moxie's eyes fixed on him.

"Fatty Tang..." You, you,... you are actually from the earth? ***! Why didn't you say it earlier? "Jun Moxie grabbed his shoulder violently, with tears in his eyes.

"What? To" what ball? Tang Yuan was stunned. Then he couldn't laugh or cry: "You are the ball, fuck, I can't help it, who the hell wants to be so fat?" I don't even want to! "

"Uh," so it wasn't it? "Jun Moxie sighed in disappointment: "But you are so talented too! You can come up with such creative advertising words! You really want to go to the earth, you must be a genius in the advertising industry! "

"Advertisement words? Yes, yes." Only by widely advertising can you sell things. "Tang Yuan suddenly realized the meaning of these two words, and couldn't help looking at Jun Moxie with admiration: "Third Young Master, you are so talented, you can contain the truth in just one sentence, my brother's admiration for you is really like that of a river." The water, the wine, the wine, when I see you, my mood is like the sea in a strong wind.

"Fuck! Don't talk nonsense, how do you plan to sell this thing? How much do you think the reserve price is suitable for?" Young Master Jun waved his hands dumbfounded.

"The efficacy of this medicine pill is probably higher than those of the previous elixir, so I will auction it once with two pieces, and the reserve price is 500,000 taels of silver!" Tang Yuan showed a black-hearted smile, and stretched out five fingers : "It is estimated that at least five million taels can be raised! You must know that the auction is closed this time,

They are all targeted at the Xuangong family, this is what they need most! "

"Jun Moxie was completely speechless. Suddenly, he felt that standing in front of him was an out-and-out, black-hearted and unscrupulous profiteer! Two small pills, the hell is going to be auctioned for a sky-high price of five million taels of silver! It's still two medicines that are not very important to me... You know, in this world, ten taels of silver can make a family of three live comfortably through the first half of the year!

"During this period of time, it's really f*cking fun! It's so fun!" Tang Yuan's eyes were full of silver brilliance: "I dreamed of such a day: waiting comfortably, and then just counting the white flowers The silver;***. Unexpectedly, the silver was not counted, but it was counted into silver bills. Now I count the silver bills every day, and my hands are cramped...It’s really enjoyable! I count it with my own hands every night. Counting is most of the night , so cool

"You" is too great! "Jun Moxie was defeated. I never thought that I would be so speechless one day! I really exchanged all the income of the noble hall into silver, and it seems that I don't need to exchange it all into silver, even if it is exchanged at eleven. Even a hundred Once the exchange is made, it is estimated that the fat man can really lose weight in one night - a pile of money that can pile up the house. If Tang Yuan's body is not tired after counting it... then at least dozens of catties will be lost! Let this The kind that you can't eat no matter how much you eat!

Um? As soon as Jun Moxie thought about it, he suddenly thought of an excellent way to help Tang Yuan lose weight, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Tang Yuan, who was standing beside him, suddenly shuddered, as if someone was plotting against him? Forget it, there are fewer people who want to plot against themselves these days? With an expert like Song Shang protecting him, why do he still care about other people's schemes? The fat man muttered twice.

"Yeah. Fatty. Tell all the participating buyers that the income this time must be traded in cash or gold! No cash receipts will be accepted! The auction time will be postponed for ten days in order to give everyone enough time to mobilize funds!" Jun Mo Xie suddenly remembered the power of gold from the bow, it would be better to temper the blood of Yanhuang with several other metals.

Besides, it can also make fat people lose weight.

"Shrimp? Silver trading? Gold?" Tang Yuan was dizzy: "Third Young Master, what do you want this for? Then prepare a big pile."

"I have great use, just do as I say!" Jun Moxie said seriously.

"Well, you must have your reasons. I'll deal with it now." Fatty Tang was a little puzzled. But he still agreed. "But I said Third Young Master, you have to do me a favor first.

"What's up?"

"It's not Sun Xiaomei's mother-in-law. Alas. You don't know, I took the pill you gave me. It's the kind for women, and I kept half a bottle for Sun Xiaomei." Then I finished eating during this period, but After eating, there will be a problem." Tang Yuan sighed.

"What's the situation? Could there be side effects?" Jun Moxie's interest suddenly rose, seeing Tang Yuan like this, it shouldn't be a good thing.

"Oh, the medicine is really effective, and the woman has become slimmer now. She can almost be compared with Princess Lingmeng. But now the problem is "the face is even uglier!" "

Tang Yuan wanted to cry but said without tears: "Third Young Master,...you don't know, the current Sun Xiaomei is simply "looking at the back of the fans and killing thousands of troops, turning his head to scare away millions of soldiers!" , This kind of comparison makes me too broken." Especially when I think of her as my future wife, "I'm even more broken."

"Face? Why is it so ugly?" Jun Moxie wondered, that Shaoyin Pill is the best at nourishing yin and beautifying the face, how could it make the face ugly? This is quite unreasonable.

"Xiaomei was in an Internet cafe with no pop-up novels when she was a child. She ate a little something, and then suddenly became more and more ugly and out of shape." Well, it's the kind that is hard to say anyway. But since taking your medicine, my body has changed more and more. It seems that even the bones and skeletons have become slender, um, more and more slender.

Tang Yuan looked at Jun Moxie with some embarrassment, and scratched his head: "After a few days, every time I see her back, I will find that she becomes more and more charming, she is really beautiful, but, But her face is becoming more and more ugly, there are bumps and sores, and addictions and so on... San Shao, you don't know the pain in my heart, it's such a pity that such a beautiful body."

When Jun Moxie heard this, he already understood it. It seems that Sun Xiaomei's original sturdy body shape was not completely formed innately, it should be after eating something. Intentionally or unintentionally, he destroyed the balance of yin and yang in the body, so everything developed in a masculine way, but now the Shaoyin pill he refined is the nemesis of this kind of thing, so Fatty Tang accidentally knocked Sun Xiaomei's body The toxins in the body were forced out, but because of the inappropriate use, the toxins accumulated over the years were automatically transferred, and all the toxins were forced to the face, so that the face was too horrible to look at, resulting in the current "looking at the back and wanting to commit crimes." , Look at the side face and want to retreat, look at the front and want to defend "the delicate situation,"

"It doesn't matter, I'll take a look later. I believe it's not a big deal, and I'll return you a consistent and beautiful wife later. But you have to be careful, fat man, if Sun Xiaomei becomes more beautiful, I will kick you again."

"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was taken aback, and said, "Third Young Master didn't say anything, I really didn't pay attention. If that's the case, with that woman's tough personality, it's really possible" or die? "He thought for a while, and said distressedly: "But if it doesn't cure... This face is too boring for me,

"Hey, let me figure out a way for you." Jun Moxie comforted, then rolled his eyes: "But, fat man, my brother will settle accounts, honestly, if your wife doesn't get out of the situation, you The matter of using power for personal gain this time, are you planning to just let it go?" "Uh..." Tang Yuan rolled his eyes madly.

"You also know the rules of our hall. According to the highest market auction price of each piece, it will be doubled and deducted directly from your shares!" Jun Moxie said mercilessly: "If this happens again in the future, you All shares in the company were confiscated!"

"No, no, third young master, it's all money, white money, money is my life, you are trying to kill your brother, we are brothers" Tang Yuan was miserable He yelled loudly, as if his heart and liver had been ripped out. Complaining with snot and tears: "You can't do this! You are so cruel

I never dreamed that I knocked the bamboo poles of the whole world with great interest, and now that Jun Moxie came back, it would be my turn to be knocked, could this be the reward of the world?"

"Then you choose for yourself, do you want a wife or money?" Jun Moxie walked forward with his hands behind his back, Shi Fatty's pleas fell on deaf ears.

"This" this...that. Money is life, but wife is life, or life is more important, of course, I still want a wife, Tang Yuan rolled his eyes and finally made up his mind.