Part 4 Chapter 230 The Secret to Having Children...
The old lady readily agreed, and said dismissively: "I didn't know what that thing was at first, but I got it by accident anyway. It is good for people's health. Besides, it has no other great uses. It's not good for practicing, and it can't improve your skills. It's just used to extend your mother's vitality. If it's not useful for your mother, you might not know where to throw it... Take it and take it. Look at what's going on here Well, take a few more..."
Jun Mowu touched his nose and was speechless. This is obviously a Heaven and Earth Spirit Treasure, and the old lady actually said that she almost threw it away... Although she knew that the old lady said this to let herself not take it personally, but Jun Moxie still felt sincerely wronged by this Heaven and Earth Spirit Treasure... Because, the old lady's disregard for this little tree can be seen at a glance, and it is not a fake.
In fact, don't say it's the old lady, even Jun Mowu himself doesn't know what this little tree is... But Jun Moxie doesn't know it, but he firmly believes that it needs something that Hongjun Pagoda can recognize. That is a rare good thing in the world! There is no way to go wrong with this matter!
Dongfang Sanye, his wife, and their children sat at the same table, triumphant; Dongfang Wenqing and Dongfang Wenjian were full of envy...the wives and concubines around them were even more resentful...
Once a woman is a few years old, once she sees others teasing children, how can she restrain her natural motherhood?
After solving several important matters in a row, Jun Moxie felt very relieved. Seeing Dongfang Wenqing frowning, he couldn't help but leaned over and asked furtively: "Uncle, what's the matter? You have so many aunts, how come you don't have any?" Get me a cousin or something? Isn’t it a bit of a waste?” “You think I don’t want to do it? Your grandma has always complained about me!” Dongfang Wenqing gave him an annoyed look: “But these motherfuckers don’t live up to their expectations. , what can I do?"
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes: It may be possible for one to fail and two to fail, but if...the fifty-nine wives are all infertile...then Dongfang Wenqing's luck is too terrifying. You can go to buy the Mark Six lottery...and you will win every time you buy! Why don't you say it's your fault?
Jun Mowu was a little contemptuous, winked, and said furtively: "I have quite a lot of research in this area, and my third uncle's leg was made by me. If the uncle can trust me, I will protect you At this time next year, hold the dolls, and there will be several of them..." "Really?" Dongfang Wenqing sat up straight, looking at Jun Moxie with lantern-like eyes, panting through his nostrils, and grabbed his nephew's hand: "You didn't lie to me, did you?" The person next to him was taken aback by him, shit! What is this boss going to do?
"How could I lie to you? It's absolutely true!" Jun Moxie rolled his eyes mysteriously and smiled, "Actually, I can see it right away, not only you, but even the second uncle has this problem, right? Dongfang Wenju blushed, and said coyly, "Oh... don't mention it, it's really unfortunate for the family one by one one by one"
"When I was young, there were no pop-up novels and no restraint..." Jun Mowu sighed in a fake horse day,
f6 said earnestly: "The absurdity of youth often leads to lifelong bitterness. This sentence is the same for both men and women. Although it is said that people are not flirtatious, there must be a limit to everything... "These words are exactly what Dongfang Wenqing said to Jun Moxie when he was in Tiannan. Now, the two of them fell apart...
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you!" Dongfang Wenqing was a little impatient, and roared at Jun Mowu, then looked at the people around who were about to prick up their ears to listen, and immediately scared everyone back.
"Uh, let me take a closer look for you." Jun Moxie grabbed Dongfang Wenqing's hand, input a piece of heaven and earth aura into it, and then used the pure vitality of the power of wood to pass through his body, and then took out one with great care. Small jade bottle: "Take one pill a day for half a month for the medicine inside; within half a month... do not have intercourse; after half a month... hehehe..."
Jun Moxie showed a manly smile, but Dongfang Wenqing snatched the jade bottle over, and slapped him on the head, with a crisp sound, raised his uncle's airs, stared and reprimanded: " What are you thinking at such a young age? Thank you for talking about such unrefined things! It seems that your reputation as the number one dandy in the capital is indeed well-deserved! I have to tell your mother and let her teach her a lesson I teach you a lesson!"
The other hand was like a weasel who stole a chicken, and he took the jade bottle into his bosom with such a swiftness that he could not hide his ears and steal the bell...
When he said this, his voice was very loud; more than 100 people at the scene swiped, and more than 200 eyes looked at Jun Moxie like searchlights, their eyes were full of exploration, obviously they all wanted to know what this little guy said. , to be reprimanded by the elder! It must be a very unbearable thing! Otherwise, why would the uncle hate the iron and copper reprimand in public so much?
Jun Moxie Lima was furious about it, I have never seen such a ignorant and shameless person! I was kind enough to help you solve the difficulties of your life, and it was fine for you to keep silent when you got the benefits, but to cover up your own embarrassment, you pushed me to the embarrassing stage? Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the uncle can bear it and the aunt can't bear it. Since you can't bear it, then there is no need to bear it anymore!
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes, and approached mysteriously: "Uncle, you just need to cooperate with other actions and formulas after you take the medicine, then you will be safe, maybe when I come again, there will be no pop-up novels Wang, you may have a son and a daughter to resign..." "Any more specific actions and formulas?" Dongfang Wenqing was stunned for a moment, and he was still secretly happy just now, but he finally punished this kid and managed to save himself The most important thing is that he has gained great benefits... How could he think that before he blinked, a ladle of cold water was poured down, and he had just scolded him. With this kid's character of revenge, how could he let him go? Own? He couldn't help saying vigilantly: "What are the conditions for the network? Tell me clearly!"
"Conditions?" Jun Mowu exclaimed injustice: "Do I still have to say conditions to your old man? Since you regard me as such a villain, then I don't need to say anything! You have made me so sad and wronged... ...I want to help you out with enthusiasm and gratitude..."
"It's my fault! It's my fault. Uncle made a mistake..." Dongfang Wenqing quickly covered his mouth, apologized repeatedly, and asked with a salivating face: "Good nephew, what are the movements and formulas?" Hurry up and tell Uncle Jiu!" "Forget it, who told you to be my uncle... Everyone, I'll tell you. Jun Moxie sighed helplessly, as if he had been greatly wronged." Really Good boy! Uncle thank you so much! " Dongfang Wenqing was overjoyed.
Leaning close to Uncle Dongfang's ear, Jun Moxie tried hard to make his voice inaudible: "...this action...needs...flying...well...maybe a bit tired, you have to persevere One one one one one pair Hang upside down, one one one one one one one one one one one”
Dongfang Wenqing nodded again and again, frowning seriously, remembering with all his heart, for fear of missing a single word and ruining the event.
"There is also a formula...you have to listen carefully, memorize it carefully... you have to move, right, the formula is like this...one two three four, two two three four, the harmony of yin and yang, everything is fine;... One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four; change your posture, do it again..." Jun Mowu taught in a serious manner, Dongfang Wenqing memorized and recited it wholeheartedly, so anxious that his forehead was almost sweating One year older, my memory is not good... Fortunately, it is not very long, and it is quite easy to remember...
Just after Jun Moxie finished reading, Dongfang Wenqing was still frowning and muttering; Jun Moxie kindly asked: "Do you remember?"
Dongfang Wenqing frowned and stood up, didn't even say a word, hurriedly walked out with a sullen face and majesty, and strode straight to the study. It seems that a good memory is not as good as a bad pen. Forget it, it's best to write it down with notes... "Huh? Mo Xie, what did your uncle do?" Dongfang Wenjian sat up and asked suspiciously.
"Uh... probably drank a little too much, let's go to the latrine..." Jun Moxie chuckled. The next step is to solve Dongfang Wenjian's matter, but Dongfang Wenjian is much more honest. After receiving the pill, he began to thank him a thousand times. With a happy face, Jun Moxie naturally didn't teach any nonsense "actions" And formulas"... It can be seen from this, people, it's better to be honest. Let you make me embarrass myself again! Although you are my uncle, there is no pop-up novel website when I should be rectified, and I will not spare you...
Jun Moxie was proud of himself, he shrugged his shoulders, and laughed silently, and later he directly held his stomach, patted his thigh, and laughed wildly. boom!
A chicken bone flew over and hit him on the head, Jun Moxie looked up in surprise, and saw the old lady Dongfang was flushed with wisdom, looked at him fiercely, and cursed bitterly: "Little bastard! What are you smirking at?"
"No...you're not laughing..." Jun Moxie touched his head, grinned and sat down.
The old lady looked at him sullenly, and suddenly spit out the drink in her mouth with a "poof", coughed, her face flushed, and she cursed angrily and helplessly: "You The boy is too narrow... It turns out that the old lady heard the divination
In fact, there are only two people here who heard it: Mei Xueyan and the old lady; these two people have the highest internal energy, but Mei Xueyan is a girl with yellow flowers after all, so they don't understand what she means, but the old lady can come here one by one r Cough cough one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one
Jun Mowu scratched his head and smirked twice, quickly lowered his head to eat and drink, honestly, he looked like that, but he was very obedient.
"Mother, what's the matter with you?" Dongfang Wenxin looked at his mother blankly. She was sitting next to her just now, and she was almost sprayed all over...
"You tired son! But you need to be taught well. When you go back, you must pay close attention to it. This kid is really naughty! There is no pop-up novel website when it's time to beat him. Don't be soft-handed. Just beat him hard. This kid can handle it!" The old lady calmed down, but she was still a little angry.
I heard it... But that matter... I can't remind you... How can I let myself, a mother, remind me of this kind of thing? This grandson is really narrow-minded...
"Mo Xie is so obedient, how can he be disobedient?" Dongfang Wenxin frowned, and said with a heartache, "I don't want to hit the child... I remember when I was young, he was naughty, so I slapped his little butt, I was so distressed that I cried for several days... The old lady who was struck by the thunder rolled her eyes, unable to do anything. This matter... until a long time... a certain year...
Dongfang Wenjian saw that his eldest brother was twisting his waist and turning back and forth facing the morning light in the garden, but he didn't understand what it meant, so he stepped forward and asked, "Brother, what are you doing?"
"Exercise your waist strength!" Dongfang Wenqian said without raising her eyelids: "Second brother, how many are you pregnant with?" The brothers and sisters have the same problem, so naturally they talk about everything.