Chapter 80 Fatty Gifts
Jun Moxie weakly looked at the fat man, he really wanted to jump up and kick him out! But now I have to play a serious injury, so I have to spare him for a while. But the eyes are already naked and want to eat people...
"Fortunately, brother, you didn't die. Otherwise, I would be too lonely in the future. Without you, I really don't know what to do." Fatty Tang wiped his sweat and took the tea that Ke'er handed over. After taking a sip, he turned around and shouted, "Come on! Quickly bring in the gift that my Tang family gave to Jun Sanshao!"
Jun Moxie looked out the door with great interest. He really didn't know that this dear friend actually needed to 'carry' the gift he sent. What is it?
Two people carried two large boxes and came in screechingly. Suddenly, Jun Moxie's bedroom was completely occupied by three behemoths, Tang Yuan and two large boxes, and almost no place for Ke'er, so he squatted down on the chair.
Tang Yuan waved his hand to let them go out, hehe smiled, opened the wooden box mysteriously like offering a treasure, the thief glanced at Jun Moxie, and then moved away, Jun Moxie looked at him, almost fainted past.
It is actually full of high-grade healing medicines, one box by one, one bottle by one bottle, one bag by one... The packaging is exquisite, the smell of medicine is tangy, and you can see that it is worth a lot of money; Jun Moxie is really doubtful in his heart, this fat man is Didn't they search all the pharmacies in the city?
These medicines, if ordinary people are injured, are indeed very useful and practical, and even some of them may not be available even with money, but the problem is... Jun Moxie is different from other people, he does not need this at all. thing!
To Jun Moxie, these things are like a pile of gigantic garbage! At least it's tasteless!
After groaning, Jun Moxie said weakly: "Fatty, it's really hard for you, the medicine you brought, even if I get injured seven or eight times a day in my life, it will be enough to live to be a hundred years old, you are not Come to see me, you are just here to curse me for getting hurt a few more times..."
Tang Yuan closed the wooden box with a snap, and said triumphantly: "Third Young Master, what are my methods, brother? All the wound medicines in Tianxiang City, even if they are sacred or unparalleled, are all in this box! "Speaking, suddenly mysteriously leaned close to Jun Moxie's ear, and said sneakily: "Three young masters, the bottom layer, I spent a lot of effort to get it, but it is impossible to meet. I'm asking for something good. You have to be careful to hide it."
"Shrimp?" Jun Moxie asked with a little interest, raising his eyebrows.
Tang Yuan glanced at Ke'er, smiled obscenely, and said in a low voice, "At the bottom, the things you are most interested in are the Lie Nubao, Happy Grass, Ladies Prostitution, Chastity Down, Golden Spear, and No Downfall. , pierce the wall, hang a hundred catties,..."
"Stop! Stop, stop, stop!" Jun Moxie's head was as big as a fight: "What are these weird and messy things? Then what... what is hanging a hundred pounds?"
"Hanging a hundred jins, hehehe..." Tang Yuan smiled obscenely, pointed to Jun Moxie's crotch, and said in a low voice, "It means that as long as you eat that thing, you will be able to do whatever you want. It's enough to lift a hundred pounds... uh, it's good stuff." This fat man was learning and using it, Jun Moxie casually said "Dongdong", but he understood what it meant without explaining it, and he could continue to use it. .
"Grass! Please spare your life, don't disgust me here!" Jun Moxie had a headache: "Hurry up and take it away! If Grandpa sees it, I guess I will cut it off first, and I have to keep Huigen! You But don't hurt me!"
"What are you afraid of? This thing is something that a man likes. I guess Mr. Jun has it too. The old man is not too young. Without these things to help, even if the glory is still there, it may not be... quack..." Tang Yuan did not know With a life-and-death smile, suddenly—
"What do I have?" A heavy voice rang out, and the old man Jun Zhantian strode to the door, looked at Tang Yuan with a puzzled face, and then looked at the crowded bedroom: "What's going on? What did you just say, kid?!"
Is my luck so bad? ! Tang Yuan was stunned,
Bean-sized sweat dripped out drop by drop, and the eyeballs were rolling around. Under the fat body, a pool of water stains was soaked in sweat, and it would kill me. If the old man heard what he said just now...
"What's this pile of stuff?" Mr. Jun was a little annoyed: "It's a mess, why don't you clear it away?"
Tang Yuan hurriedly stood up, nodding like a chicken pecking at the rice: "Yes, clear it up immediately, it's just some common medicinal herbs, nothing special."
As soon as he spoke, Mr. Jun immediately reacted: "Fatty, I also have the stuff you said just now?"
Tang Yuan's facial features were huddled together in an instant, his face changed from white to red, from red to blue, his fat cheeks couldn't stop trembling, and his thighs also tended to spasm...
"Uh, Fatty is saying that your old heroism is still there, and he also said that your majesty's heroic spirit, grandfather, you have it too; but I don't dare to talk about it because it is a little taboo." Jun Moxie hurriedly smoothed the game, seeing the poor appearance of Fatty, It is estimated that if the old man said a word, he would be paralyzed with fright.
"What's so taboo about this? It's worth being scared like this? Old man, I'm always proud of myself, and my pride is forever. This is the truth!" Old Master Jun looked at Tang Yuan with contempt, and taught him, "In the future It's alright, don't keep dragging our Moxie to those awkward places, I used to follow you to learn badly."
"Ah?" Tang Yuan was stunned for a while; how can you confuse right and wrong, old man, it was clearly me who followed your grandson to learn badly...
The old man snorted. In the heart of the old man, his grandson is naturally good and good. The reason why he didn't live up to his expectations in the past was mainly because he learned from these bad friends...
A few guards waved in and carried the two boxes out; Tang Yuan was in a hurry: "In that second box..."
Jun Moxie was also sweating: This kid's second box won't be worse than the first box, right? It really killed him...
Grandpa Jun waved his hand and ordered everything to be sent to Jun Moxie's small warehouse, and Ke'er followed. The two let out a sigh of relief and sighed in unison.
An old man with white hair, white beard and white robe, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and a face full of peace; walked in with a small medicine box, Tang Yuan was suddenly startled, stood up respectfully, and said, "Mr. Fang."
This Mr. Fang was the head of the imperial physician of the dynasty, Fang Huisheng. In Tianxiang City, there is a resounding nickname: Fang is immortal! It means that no matter how many injuries you have, as long as Fang Yuyi stretches out his hand, you will definitely not die! Although this statement is a bit exaggerated, Fang Huisheng's medical skills are beyond doubt.
Tang Yuan suffered from a serious illness in the past, and doctors in Beijing Zhongqun were helpless. At the critical moment, it was this doctor Fang Huisheng who took action and saved his life. So Tang Yuan was very grateful for the other party's resurrection, after all, he was a savior.
Fang Huisheng nodded and smiled. He was very kind and didn't speak. He sat on the edge of the bed and touched Jun Moxie's wrist. He carefully observed his face, rolled his eyelids, and even asked him to stretch out Tongue looked.
At this moment, a thought suddenly popped into Jun Moxie's mind.
The internal force controlled the flow of energy in the body, and it suddenly turbulent for a few times;
Of course, no one can see this mysterious power that does not belong to this world.
Fang Huisheng's face gradually became solemn. He thought that Jun Zhantian was in a hurry to ask His Majesty for someone, and asking him to come over was a big fuss, but at this time, when he searched for the pulse, he suddenly discovered that the situation in the body of the young man in front of him was unexpected. Terrible!