Chapter 476 Ah! I'm Dying!

Immediately, the empress was taken aback.

"You want the throne?"

She wondered, unable to understand Xu Que's words, and didn't think about other aspects immediately.

But the next moment, she reacted.

When Xu Que said that he was given a female emperor, he didn't want the throne. If he wanted the throne, he would have already been qualified to be the emperor when he was in the Huo Yuan Kingdom.

"Little guy, do you want me to help you?" The Empress asked softly with a slight smile.

Xu Que was overjoyed immediately, help me? Unexpectedly, the empress looks dignified and conservative, but she still has such an open side! Just ask first.

He nodded happily and said, "Hands are fine too!"

Use your hands first for the first time, and use your mouth the next time. This is completely acceptable to the king of bullying!

"Then what is the earth, even you can't pry it, and you still need my help?" The empress didn't notice Xu Que's nasty thoughts, and asked with a smile.

She completely deviated from Xu Que's meaning, thinking that Xu Que's purpose was to move the earth and needed her help.

When Xu Que heard this, he was also stunned.

What? After a long time, we still can't reach a point in the conversation!

It's really strange, with the handsome and heroic appearance of the king, why is it so difficult to pick up a girl?

"Ahem, the earth is... a star, and I probably won't be able to see it here." Xu Que said helplessly.

"You want to pry a star? What do you use to pry it?" The empress was also a little confused, thinking to herself that this little guy is really different, and would actually think of prying a star.

Moreover, the stars seem small, but they are actually huge. Is there anything in the world that can pry the stars?

"Ah, that's just a metaphor, don't take it seriously, as for what to pry, it must be my... body!"

When Xu Que got excited, he almost slapped his crotch with one hand.

It's a rule of the rivers and lakes to talk about chicken and not talk about shit, and it can't be broken! It can only be replaced by the body!

The empress was very confused, completely unable to comprehend the thoughts of Xu Que, the dirty demon king from the earth, but she was still calm, looking at Xu Que with a light smile, as if she thought it was very interesting.

Seeing that Xu Que was a little guilty, he hurriedly said seriously: "Okay, okay, anyway, I'll take it as your promise, I'm going to start casting spells, you step aside, don't hurt you!"

After finishing speaking, he strode forward, randomly pinched a seal, and stomped the ground with one foot, as if he was asking the gods with a charlatan stick.

The Empress was slightly taken aback, and was about to say something.

"Intuitive!"

Xu Que suddenly opened his eyes and shouted in a deep voice.

"With my blood, follow the ancient covenant, listen to my whisper, and break the boundaries of time and space."

Xu Que murmured words in his mouth, and yelled out strange words.

At first, the Empress thought that Xu Que was joking, but now seeing his serious face, and reading out some blood or ancient covenant, she couldn't help being a little bit surprised.

Could it be that he really knows some kind of method that can do whatever he wants?

"I call with a contract, ask with my blood, use my body as a weapon, and use my soul as a contribution, listen to my orders, and fight for me!"

At this time, Xu Que continued to read, followed closely, and suddenly put his hands together, and shouted: "Come out, the third chapter of Sanqing in one breath!"

"Whoosh!"

In an instant, a jade slip slipped out of his hand, floating in front of him, emitting a faint green halo.

"This..." The empress was dumbfounded, she really thought that Xu Que had cast some terrible spell, and directly made the third chapter of "One Qi Transforming Three Purities".

But this is too absurd, the world has never heard of such a magical formula.

"Uh, no, I got an internal injury!" At this moment, Xu Que suddenly covered his chest, sat down on the ground with a face full of pain, and his acting skills were beyond the mark!

The Empress had no time to doubt, she immediately supported Xu Que, frowned and said, "What's going on?"

"It's okay, don't worry about me, hurry up and see if it's the third chapter of "One Qi Transforms Three Purities"!" Xu Que said with a fearless expression on his face.

The empress shook her head, pinched out a elixir between her green fingers, and handed it to Xu Que: "You are too impulsive,

If, as you said, you can get what you want at will, the price must be very high. I can't sense the injury in your body. Take this vitality pill quickly and see if it works! "

She frowned and her face was solemn, she really thought that Xu Que had paid a very high price in exchange for the "One Qi Transforming Three Cleansing" formula.

"I'm really fine, take a look at the jade slip first, otherwise I won't take the elixir!" Xu Que firmly pushed away the empress's slender hand with a look of abandonment!

The empress couldn't resist him, so she had to suck the jade slip into her hand, check with her soul power, and then froze on the spot.

It turned out to be the third chapter of "One Qi Transforms Three Purities"!

After searching for so many years, the third article, which has no clues, just appeared like this.

"How come..." The empress was very stunned, and immediately turned to look at Xu Que, only to see a smile on Xu Que's face.

This guy happened to be secretly happy, praising his acting skills, and a smile involuntarily surfaced on his face, but the empress turned her head to look at him unprepared, he couldn't react in time, and was directly exposed.

"Ahem, it looks like it's the third chapter, so I can die without regret!" Xu Que quickly restrained his smile, pretending to be very pleased and squeezed out a smile.

But the empress is so smart, and she knows Xu Que very well, knowing his character, she reacted immediately.

"Well, you little guy, this formula is originally on you, right?" The empress smiled meaningfully, and looked at Xu Que calmly.

When Xu Que saw that the matter was revealed, his old face blushed immediately.

But as a force king, in the face of this situation, he must not back down.

"What's on me, I don't know! Oh, no, I'm dying, this method is terrible, I need to heal my wounds alone!" Xu Que pretended to be dying.

The empress saw through his tricks, but she didn't get angry. Instead, she watched this guy perform in front of her, feeling dumbfounded!

"Okay, stop making trouble, get up quickly! I didn't expect that the third article I've been looking for for so many years is actually on you. Maybe this is good luck!" She shook her head and smiled bitterly, feeling a little emotional, and looked at the jade slip in her hand again.

"..." Xu Que didn't reply, he continued to lie on the ground, and even closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

What is the most important thing about being an actor? That's right, it's professionalism. If the director doesn't shout Ka, how can he get up casually?

If this happens, how embarrassing and shameful it will be!

"Hey, this jade slip doesn't seem like an old thing, little guy, where did you get this jade slip?" At this time, the empress suddenly realized that the jade slip was too brand new, and it didn't look like an old thing that had been passed down for many years. Can't help but ask.

Seeing that Xu Que was still lying on the ground with her eyes closed, she couldn't help but smile wryly: "Little guy, stop making trouble, get up quickly."

"No way! The baby is injured, you have to kiss it to get up!" Xu Que said with his eyes closed, with a painful expression on his face.

The empress was stunned on the spot, her eyes widened slightly, she was very shocked.

Kiss... give me a kiss?

The scene froze instantly, and the atmosphere became a little weird...

At this time, Er Gouzi, who was wandering around the palace, happened to pass by the door of the bedroom. Seeing Xu Que lying on the ground, his eyes immediately lit up, and he said with great joy: "Damn, God has eyes, this kid has finally fallen." , Let this God Venerable come and save him with Hua Tuo's feet!"

"Aww..."

Er Gouzi rushed in with a face full of excitement, and with a flying kick, he rushed directly to Xu Que.

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[There will be another chapter later! The update is a bit slow these days, mainly because I am planning the plot outline of the big world behind, and as an author, it is my motto to study hard and make progress every day, so I also read more books to find inspiration, so I I saw a book called "Rebirth of the Demon Lord of Ten Thousand Realms in Journey to the West", and it got out of hand! Almost four million words, I can't extricate myself from reading it! 】