Chapter 288 My Name Is Rocket, You Idiot!
? The guard who was at the peak of his anger suddenly couldn't hold back his laughter. The 'fierce look' on the little guy's face unexpectedly hit the guard's cute point...
The guard, whose anger was at the peak of his anger, couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Hahaha, you little monster... It's the first time I've seen such a short prisoner hahaha~"
Seeing the prisoner who crouched down and looked at him laughing, he was stunned for a while, and then he became furious. He stretched out his claws and tried to grab the guard's collar, but it was barely out of reach.
"Shut up you bastard! You're a little monster! Your whole family is a little monster! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
After seeing this scene, the guards laughed even happier...
"Hahaha, I can't reach it. Hahaha~ My God, I didn't expect that there would be a pistachio on my boat this time. I must write it in the log. This is so surprising hahaha."
"Shut up idiot! If I could get out, I'd definitely put that kid-eating guy's shit in your mouth and let you have a taste of what it's like!"
After hearing this sentence, the guard's expression finally changed a little, and then he raised his eyebrows and said.
"Really? You can still escape from prison? If you can really do it, I don't mind if you come to this ship to find me, and I'll send you in again by the way."
"Ha! Of course I can come out. Your prison is like a kindergarten for children to play. I have escaped prison 19 times (pay attention to the timeline~)!"
"Wow...Really?! Let's see what the hell did you do, you have such a great ability."
The guard looked at him exaggeratedly, then took out his holographic equipment and began to rummage.
"Aha~ I found it. Uh..."
After seeing the information, the smile on the guard's face gradually solidified.
"Ha, scared by my resume?"
"Actually, I was really scared. I was scared to pee, Mr. Subject 89p13?"
"It's Rocket! My name is Rocket, you idiot!"
"Alright alright,
For the sake of your height, I'll call you Rocket, Little Rocket~"
The guard turned his device to the prisoner and said, "Come on, look at your resume, there were 12 hijacks, but most of them failed?"
"That's because they are lucky!" The prisoner turned his head arrogantly.
"And 26 burglaries, 33 outside robberies, and 6 burglaries...?"
When he heard the end, Rocket turned his head and roared in disbelief: "Ha? Stealing?! I never steal! It's all robbing! What kind of bullshit record are you!"
"Pfft...hahaha~"
"Shut up you bastard! I'll make you look good!"
The guard said unapologetically: "I'm sorry, you look like a child who just turned 6 years old saying to an adult: I'm a man~
Oh man, you're killing me~"
Looking at the increasingly angry Rocket, the guard coughed twice and continued: "Okay, our Mr. Rocket, you said you wanted to talk to me earlier?"
"That's right, bastard, I really want to talk to you! Why are the other big, big, stupid guys all restrained belts and bracelets and anklets, and they turned out to be a cage to me!"
The guard looked back and forth at Rocket's unique cell and shook his head gently.
"Oh...Are you dissatisfied with your nest?"
"I want to be treated like everyone else! And I've never eaten a child and I'm not a pet! Why should I live in a cage!"
"As for this...will it be different when you get to the prison, big cage and small cage, I still think this is suitable for you, as for other uses..."
After the guard said this, he looked at the distance between the two and laughed again, and moved his face forward. The distance was just enough for Rocket's hand to reach him.
"The other use is, I don't mind if you hit me now, just hit me~ Can you hit me hahaha~"
He kicked his legs out with the help of the force of the wall behind his back, grabbing the iron pillars of the cage with both hands, and the sharp claws on his feet scratched three bloodstains on the face of the guard. Then quickly returned to the cage.
"Ha~ I can't think of it, you son of a bitch! I have longer legs than my hands!"
The guard touched his cheek, and after seeing the blood on his hand, he showed a different "devil smile", and reached out and pulled the high-voltage electric baton behind him.
"This is the end of the little monster, I wanted you to give me more happiness~ But now I don't plan to play anymore, so the game ends early."
The guard said, and stabbed the cage with all his strength with the electric baton in his hand. Just when the rocket was ready to be electrocuted, the entire cell suddenly turned crimson, and then a strong and short alarm sounded suddenly!
After seeing this color and hearing this unusual sound, the guard immediately stopped what he was doing and took up the action. At the same time, the door of the cell, which had been closed, was suddenly 'banged' open with great force.
"Sir..."
"What happened?!"
"It's a pirate, a space pirate!"
"Are you fucking kidding me? This is the fleet of the Nova Empire, which cosmic pirates dare to do it?! It must be someone from the Kerry Empire."
"It's not certain yet. I only know that at least 30 combat ships suddenly rushed out of the meteorite group. Among them, there are no ships of the Kerry Empire. They are all kinds of miscellaneous combat ships of space pirates."
"fk..."
The guard cursed and pointed at the rocket, saying, "Now, little monster, settle down in your little cage and play with you when I solve other things."
"Just because of your big man? When you go to the battlefield, you must be the first person to be killed! If you want to find me, wait until you survive. I really don't know if it's a brainstorm or something. You actually walked on meteorites during the war. Near the group!"
When Rocket said this, the guard had already walked out of the cell, and the somewhat boring Rocket seemed to see movement on his right side, so he raised his head and looked beside him, which was also a different cage in the universe.
This cage is a transparent glass jar filled with green liquid, and the prisoner inside is a tall tree man!
The tree man was closing his mouth at the rocket at this time, as if to say something, but because of the glass jar, the rocket could not hear any sound.
"Please Groot, I can't hear you right now! And I don't know what you mean just by looking at the mouth shape! Don't you know that every word you say with your mouth is the same shape!" ./16_16852/
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