Chapter 1362: Learn From the Good Example of Thor

"Snapped!"

Death snapped his fingers, and two more sofas were added to the space, with a grand piano placed next to it, exactly the same as when Jiang Hao left it last time.

Death sat on the sofa and asked with interest: "How did you die this time?"

Jiang Hao shrugged and sat next to him, "I blew up the entire base and killed everyone, including the doctor, Ajax, Sand Girl, and the guards who often tortured me. I feel a lot better."

The fire in Death's eyes flashed, and then he laughed, "Well, I saw them, thank you for the gift."

"It would be more perfect if we could have a glass of wine to celebrate at this time." Jiang Hao said.

"Snapped!"

Death snapped his fingers again, and a coffee table appeared in front of the two of them, with a bottle of red wine and wine glasses placed on it.

"It's perfect."

As he spoke, Jiang Hao stood up, picked up the bottle and opened the wine, and said with a smile: "If I meet Aladdin's magic lamp, let him give me your ability to snap your fingers, so that I can get whatever I want in the future with just a tap." It will definitely be fun.”

"Who is Aladdin's lamp? Is he powerful?" Death asked.

Jiang Hao poured wine and told Death the story of Aladdin. After hearing this, Death smiled and said, "I'm afraid even if you really meet that djinn, he won't be able to satisfy your request. He is at best a little god, very small. The small ones don’t have the ability to give you this ability.”

The two clinked glasses and drank.

"Sing me that 'Black Sunday' song again, I didn't hear enough that day," Death said.

"no problem."

Sitting in front of the piano, Jiang Hao started playing and singing the melancholy song. His voice was beautiful. Death tilted his head and listened, enjoying this feeling very much.

After finishing the song, Jiang Hao did not leave and said, "I created another song. Do you want to listen to it?"

Death was slightly surprised, "Is it a new song? Is it as perfect as 'Black Sunday'?"

"Yes, it should be a good song too. It's called 'Repentance Song'." Jiang Hao said.

"Requiem?!" Death read the name silently.

Jiang Hao played again, "Smelling the fragrance of blood, I found the palace of repose, a ruined scene, ghosts singing wildly, black rosemary blooming, vines growing windingly, the soul looking around, believing in the bloody moonlight, smelling The fragrance of blood, I find the palace of rest."

Death was immediately attracted by the song, and it took him a long time to wake up and murmured, "I did hear the confession. It told me that death is not terrible, but a kind of relief."

After singing the song, Jiang Hao sat back on the sofa and chatted with Death about topics that the other party was interested in. Although there were only two of them, there was no silence for a moment. Instead, the conversation was very intense. Sometimes they even got into arguments over some philosophical concepts and refused to give in to each other.

As a god who has lived for countless years, Death has his own thoughts, understanding of the universe, and perceptions of life and death.

Jiang Hao debated with her using the theories of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism.

I don't know how long it took, but Jiang Hao's figure suddenly began to fade away. Jiang Hao paused and said to Death, "Maybe I have to leave."

At this moment, Death felt reluctance in his heart. He looked at Jiang Hao and said, "I have few friends. It's not easy to have a friend I can talk to. If you have time in the future, remember to come and see me."

Jiang Hao waved his hand, "Okay, I'll see you next time." After saying that, he disappeared.

The dark space suddenly became extremely quiet, as if no time had passed. Death sat motionless on the sofa, as if he had turned into a statue.

god,

It's also lonely sometimes.

Jiang Hao woke up. He found that he was buried under the ruins. There was a strong smell of burning around him. He used the Vajra Indestructible Magic Power and with a thought, the debris on his body brushed away into the space. Jiang Hao finally climbed out and reached the top again. Throw the rubbish back into the pit.

This place was originally renovated from a factory in the suburbs of Boston. Now it is completely in ruins. Look at his body. At this moment, he is in tatters. Only a few sticks are stuck to his body. After shaking off the dust, Jiang Hao walked forward along the highway.

At night,

Jiang Hao found a small town, pried open a clothing store, and found a few suitable clothes and shoes, wearing one set and leaving room for other income.

I found a car on the side of the road, drove it to Boston, dumped the car a street away from my home, and walked back to my former home.

Turning on the light, after leaving for more than half a year, the room was filled with dust. Jiang Hao swept across a photo frame on the table, walked over, picked it up and looked at it. It showed a photo of Wade and his girlfriend Vanessa. But now, Vanessa After his death, Jiang Hao also replaced Wade.

I sat on the sofa and calmed down completely. Now I finally have time to think about it.

My mission is to fulfill the little bitch’s wish, join the X-Men and the Women’s Federation, and earn 10,000 justice points.

Don't worry about the previous wish, it can't be completed in a while. Now he is thinking about what the value of justice is.

Could it be that he is imitating Comrade Lei F and doing good deeds?

Well, I'll try it tomorrow.

He now has super recovery ability, which Jiang Hao has already felt. In the previous battle, he punched Shachen Girl and broke the bones in his hand. During the battle, he began to recover quickly. Jiang Hao felt it very clearly.

If a broken bone injury is treated with talisman, it will take about 3 days for the primary talisman, and about 3 hours for the intermediate talisman. But with the super recovery ability, it only takes a minute or two, some sword injuries, and a few breaths to the naked eye. It can be restored after seeing it. This ability is indeed abnormal.

Now Jiang Hao has an advantage over Deadpool. Apart from his immortality, Deadpool's remaining abilities are all left over from when he was a mercenary, such as marksmanship, swordsmanship, fighting, etc.

Jiang Hao knows all these abilities and is stronger than him. He also has many other abilities, such as spiritual power, sixth sense, golden space, martial arts world swordsmanship, diamond body protection, elimination skills, violent skills, charm burst, etc.

Definitely an enhanced version of Deadpool.

Suddenly he remembered the magic he learned in the world of boiling beast blood, and tried to cast it. The movement of spiritual power simulated the operation of magic. Water balls, fire balls, ice arrows, and earth thorns appeared. However, looking at the effect, Jiang Hao chose to give up. This level of magic, At the level of magic, it has no effect at all when faced with the superpowers of mutants.

He needs strong output. He doesn't know where Deadpool got the two knives. He will try to get two more in the future.

When you get some money later, be sure to fill up the space and get some more life-saving escape equipment just in case you need it.

By the way, I also need to get a Deadpool jacket and show my own style, otherwise how can I join the X-Men and Avengers.

He stretched out his hand to touch his face, and he felt it was full of bumps. To be honest, looking at his current face in the mirror made him feel uncomfortable. He looked back and tried to fix it. I wonder if spiritual power could be used to beautify it.

But before that, Jiang Hao decided to get a mask first, using Wade's own face shape, which was reasonable and legal.

He took out the fat guard's wallet from the space and rummaged through it. There were more than two hundred bills. Is this guy still very rich? Most Americans rarely have more than $100 in their wallets.

Okay, I'll start with just two hundred dollars.

Sitting cross-legged and meditating, the night passed quickly. Jiang Hao stood up, put a hat on his head, covered his face and went out.

He bought a dark gold hair condom in a wig shop, and finally found a Chinese medicine store. Jiang Hao bought the Chinese medicine he needed, returned home, and cooked the ointment in a soup pot.

Two hours later, a handsome and cynical face appeared in the bathroom mirror, with dark blond hair and short stubble. This was Wade's original appearance.

The integral headgear made by Jiang Hao can cover the entire head, including the neck. The materials used to make the mask have good breathability, are not afraid of water and dirt, and can be worn for a long time.

After rummaging around the house again, I finally found Wade's social security card and driver's license. Haha, now I have a legal identity.

After changing into clothes that looked quite formal and respectable, Jiang Hao went out and walked on the road. He looked around and slowly muttered, "The value of justice, where is the value of justice?"

At the traffic light intersection of a street, a hunched-over old lady stood there pushing a trolley, her eyes a little blank.

Jiang Hao observed the old lady for several minutes and found that she had been hesitant to cross the road. There were many cars on the road and the speed was very fast. Others had to walk quickly to cross the road during the green light. With the old lady's legs and feet, it was obvious that she could not cross in such a short time.

Helping the old lady cross the road was a good deed that every student had done in their compositions when they were young. Jiang Hao decided to practice it today.

Quickly walking over, Jiang Hao smiled gently at the old lady, "Don't worry, I'll take you there." After saying that, he put the old lady on the trolley and pushed the old lady across the street.

"Aaaaaaaaah~~!"

The old lady sighed several times but didn't say anything. In a blink of an eye, she was on the other side of the road, and Jiang Hao took the old lady down again.

Justice should have arrived, right?

However, there is no egg.

The old lady looked at Jiang Hao tremblingly, with a slight anger on her face, and said in a unclear voice: "I don't want to cross the road, I'm just watching the traffic, why did you push me over, how can I go back now? "

Embarrassed.

Jiang Hao put the old lady on the trolley again and sent her back directly.

The old lady looked at Jiang Hao and gasped, "Now that it's over, I want to go to the store opposite. Why did you send me back again?"

Shet.

The old American lady was really hard to take care of, so Jiang Hao left immediately.

Continuing to walk forward, when passing a car repair shop, a big dog suddenly jumped out, yelled at a pedestrian passing by, and made an aggressive gesture. The man was so frightened that he screamed and ran away. .

"Hahahaha, I scared another one!"

Two black men came out of the car dealership next to them and laughed at the back of the escaped man.

Jiang Hao frowned. The dog was probably a ferocious pit bull. It was not on a leash. If it bit someone, it would definitely be seriously injured. These two black men let the dog have fun. They were happy, but they did not think about the feelings of others.

Justice, it's time for you to seek justice.

Jiang Hao walked over and said to the two black men who were still laughing: "It is against the law for large dogs not to be on leashes. You should leash your dogs, otherwise I will call the police to deal with it."

The two black men turned to look at Jiang Hao, with angry expressions on their faces. One of them showed his strong arms and said angrily: "I didn't expect there are people who are nosy. Boy, do you also want to be bitten by a dog?"

"Wangwangwang~!"

The vicious dog barked at Jiang Hao. Jiang Hao looked at the two black men and kicked the vicious dog. "Swoosh~~!" The dog weighing dozens of kilograms flew directly into the sky. The two black men watched their dog fall to the roof of their own car repair shop. Then they looked at Jiang Hao with fear in his eyes.

"Ah~!"

The two black men screamed and ran into the car repair shop.

Justice value, justice value?

After waiting for a long time, Jiang Hao did not wait for the long-lost system prompt sound, and was slightly disappointed.

Continue to walk forward, walk across a street, Jiang Hao looked up and saw a sign hanging on the side of the road, Boston Elderly Love Apartment.

With a move in his heart, he had another idea.

When he came to the front desk, Jiang Hao smiled at the middle-aged aunt, "Hello, my name is Wade Wilson, I want to come here to volunteer, I wonder if it's okay?"

Being a volunteer is not to take care of the daily life of the elderly. Those who have full-time caregivers, volunteers mainly accompany them. The elderly are generally very lonely. When new people come, help them read newspapers, talk to them, perform a show, etc., to make the elderly happy.

"What do you do?" the front desk asked.

Jiang Hao took out his ID and handed it over. "I used to be a soldier, then worked as an editor in a magazine, and now I am a freelance writer on the Internet. In my spare time, I really hope to do my best."

The front desk asked the dean, who readily agreed. There are many people who come to volunteer every year, and the apartment is very welcome. There is almost no review. There is really nothing to commit crimes in the elderly apartment.

Jiang Hao took the initiative to greet the elderly. After chatting with a few elderly people, they became friends. An old man asked: "I like to listen to jokes the most. Can you tell jokes?"

"Of course, telling jokes is my specialty."

Ahem, Jiang Hao started talking.

"One person said to her husband, honey, I should be pregnant. The husband was very surprised, "How do you know you are pregnant?" "I haven't had my period for three months." The husband said angrily: "You are a man, what's the point of having a period! ””

“So that’s how it is.”

“Hahahaha, the last sentence is so classic.”

The old people laughed again, and the atmosphere was very lively. The nurses and the director next to them also smiled when they saw this scene.

But at this moment, an old man suddenly gasped and fainted. He laughed too hard and died of a heart attack.

The female nurse screamed, the director called for emergency treatment, and the surroundings were in chaos.

Jiang Hao stood by,

slightly embarrassed!