Chapter 1603 Classic Weapons
The Justice sat on the stage and looked at the Joker with an angry look on his face. Not only was Batman being fooled, he felt that he was being fooled too.
"Court officer, catch the clown!" the judge ordered loudly.
Jiang Hao looked at the judge, smiled, and slowly unbuttoned his suit. The people around him were shocked, and the court police who rushed towards the clown backed away in fear.
Some spectators screamed because they saw rows of grenades hanging inside the clown's clothes. There were dozens of grenades. When Jiang Hao showed them, they collided with each other and made jingling noises.
"Ah~!"
The judge was so frightened that he got under the table, the court police lied on the ground, and the audience screamed and ran outside. The only ones who didn't run away were the photographers. They still stayed at their posts, taking pictures of the scene and the clown. This was big news, this scene The trial was so dramatic.
Bruce Wayne frowned deeply as he looked at the Joker.
Squidward comes to the Joker.
The two men left the court together.
When Jiang Hao reached the gate, he suddenly stopped, waved to Bruce Wayne, "Batman, see you next time." After that, he left.
Jiang Hao's performance was seen by people all over Gotham and America. Some people thought the clown was too crazy, while others thought the clown was simply too handsome.
The clown left, and order gradually returned to the court. The judges crawled out from under the table, and the justice banged the hammer angrily, "Bruce Wayne was not found guilty of murder and was released in court. As for the charges of damaging public facilities and violating judicial procedures, he was charged by the prosecutor." The charges need to be re-examined and re-tried, and the case will be withdrawn.”
This trial was so dramatic that it was reported by various TV stations and online media.
The TV host asked the guests: "Do you think Bruce Wayne is Batman?"
"You're pretty sure he is, because the Joker shows up."
Someone said: "I think Batman is Batman and Bruce Wayne is Bruce Wayne. They should not be confused."
"Do you think Batman needs to exist in Gotham City?"
"It is necessary. During the period when Batman disappeared, Gotham was completely out of control. Now that he has returned, I hope Batman can restore order to Gotham. We need normal life."
People on the Internet are even more direct. Many people are very accepting of the fact that Bruce Wayne is Batman. In the past, many people thought that Batman destroyed public facilities and judicial procedures, but no one says so now, because Batman’s Existence is the greatest protection for ordinary people.
The police's attitude towards Batman has also changed greatly. In the past, they would think that Batman was a troublesome and pushy guy. Now they know that without Batman, their working environment will become extremely difficult.
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Bruce Wayne put down the newspaper, picked up the black tea, took a sip, and sighed softly. The Joker had played a trick on him, but he also indirectly helped him become Batman and made the people and police of Gotham accept Batman. He might even have to thank him. .
Night falls,
Bruce Wayne came to the Batcave, ready to continue his life as Batman. As Jiang Hao said, being a hero is really addictive.
But as soon as he arrived at the Batcave, Wayne realized something was wrong.
"My Batsuit~, my treasure trove~, my equipment~~ must be that damn clown!"
In a certain building in Gotham, gangster family bosses gathered together.
The last time they got together, everyone was talking and laughing in a relaxed manner, but this time everyone had a serious look on their face.
"The Joker should be locked up in Arkham. He is a complete lunatic. He has driven Batman to the edge, but yet he let him go so easily just to tell Batman that he had tricked him. Thank you. Special!" One of the clan leaders couldn't help but cursed.
"No one can figure out his thoughts. I think we should not discuss the clown now, but what we should do next." Someone said.
"What should we do? Batman is back. Of course we have to shrink our business. We can no longer be as blatant as before. We must always beware of Batman's attacks on us." A patriarch said.
"Since we already know that Bruce Wayne is Batman, can we do something, such as directly~~" the man said, making a gesture of wiping his neck.
"Do you think Batman is that easy to deal with? Neither Bruce Wayne nor Batman is easy to deal with. I really hope you give it a try." Someone said disdainfully.
Just because Batman reveals his identity does not mean that he has become weaker. There are many superheroes in this world, and many people know who they are, but there are a few that ordinary people can deal with. Batman is not something they can manipulate at will. Role.
Penguin has always had his own plan in mind. He originally thought that his time was coming. During this period, he frequently contacted the mayor and officials in the hope of promoting the legalization of crime, but now all his efforts have been lost.
The Joker not only played tricks on Batman, but also on others, and also on himself.
This feeling of being played is really uncomfortable, but he is completely powerless against the clown. Penguin said: "Okay, today's meeting is over. I have recently asked my people to restrain themselves. We need to continue to wait for opportunities. "
Jiang Hao returned to the bar, and Iron Fist greeted him. He laughed when he saw Squidward, "Edward, you have become famous. Now the whole Gotham and even the United States know you, Squidward."
This time Brother Squidward was indeed the hero. Jiang Hao said to Iron Fist: "I once promised to prepare a few girls for Edward, and you can arrange them."
"No problem boss, there are a lot of girls in the bar." Iron Fist said with a smile.
Squidward paused and said to Jiang Hao: "Boss, I want to try to pick up a girl myself."
Jiang Hao was a little surprised when he heard it. It's great. After going through some things, his personality is no longer as cowardly as before. He dared to pick up girls by himself.
"Go ahead, you have the final say in the whole bar tonight!" Jiang Hao said with a smile.
Jiang Hao came to the third floor, poured himself a glass of wine and took a sip, then opened the system panel. In fact, not long after he left the court, he received a system prompt, and more than one, but he had been holding back and didn't look at it. Now he can check it safely.
"Ding~ You played with Batman and got 20 points."
"Ding~ You played with the Beautiful Family Law and got 10 points."
"Ding~ You played with the Penguin and the gangster families and got 5 points."
Seeing a series of three rewards, Jiang Hao was very happy. He had 20 points before, and now with these, he has 55 points, and the task is halfway through.
It's time to find someone to celebrate, but Harley Quinn is not at home. That girl is restless and I don't know where she went to play.
Leaning on the sofa, Jiang Hao touched his chin and thought about what to do next. He soon had an idea. He planned to investigate the matter of "superhuman potion" and "cosmic energy stone". He thought these two things might help improve his strength.
The last time he got the vibranium meteorite from Batman's Batcave, the sword box was refining and upgrading his several flying swords. I believe that after the upgrade, it will be one level higher than now.
At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open and Harley Quinn ran in. Jiang Hao found that her clothes had some scratches, scratches on her arms and thighs, and a bruise at the corner of her eye.
Jiang Hao was stunned. Was he beaten at this time?
Harley Quinn saw Jiang Hao sitting on the sofa and rushed over, spread her legs and knelt on Jiang Hao, and threw herself into Jiang Hao's arms.
"I need comfort, you coax me." Harley Quinn said in an exaggerated coquettish tone.
"You looked like you were beaten up?" Jiang Hao asked curiously.
"Huh, I saw a clothing store with beautiful lace clothes. I wanted to steal them and wear them for you, but I didn't expect to meet a nasty woman who also came to steal clothes, so we started fighting." Harley Quinn twisted her body and said.
"Why didn't you buy them, but steal them?" Jiang Hao asked.
"Because stealing is more exciting, oh, that's not the point, that woman is a mutant, she can turn plants into vines, and the scratches on my body are caused by her entanglement, but fortunately I have the bracelet you gave me, which exploded those vines at the last moment, so I escaped back." Harley Quinn buried her face in Jiang Hao's neck, like a wounded kitten.
When it comes to women who can manipulate plants into vines, Jiang Hao immediately thought of Poison Ivy. The two are really destined to be good friends, and now they meet.
Poison Ivy was originally a female college student who loved plants. She was used as an experimental subject by botanist Jason Wood. A large amount of plant toxins were injected into her body. She survived the disaster and her blood turned into plant toxins. From then on, she was not afraid of any toxins and was immune to all poisons. She also gained the ability to control plants and secrete hallucinogenic gases to make other people enter a hallucination state. Her ability was very outstanding.
However, it seems that in a certain comic, this woman seduced his Harley Quinn, and then the two women got married.
He was actually cheated by a woman. She is really worthy of being the Poison Ivy covered with plants. Anyone dares to cheat.
Jiang Hao patted Harley Quinn's hips and asked with a smile: "Do you want me to avenge you?"
"No, how can a man intervene in a fight between women? I want to avenge myself. Next time I will bring a weapon that is handy, and I will definitely not lose to that woman, hum!" Harley Quinn said unconvinced.
"What kind of weapon do you like, gun? Knife? Or something else?" Jiang Hao asked.
"I want a gun, preferably a modified one, the more powerful the better. I don't like knives. As for weapons, I like playing baseball, so I want to prepare a baseball bat or a hammer!" Harley Quinn said.
Jiang Hao thought of Harley Quinn's classic weapon, the gun is the Chiappa Rhino revolver, and the weapons are the mallet and baseball bat.
"I'll prepare it for you, I'll make you satisfied." Jiang Hao said with a smile.
The next day,
When Harley Quinn opened her eyes, she found three things on the bedside. She jumped out of bed happily without even putting on her clothes.
"Wow~~ This revolver is so cool, just the kind I like."
"This baseball bat is very handy."
"This hammer is so beautiful, there are patterns on it."
At this time, Jiang Hao walked in. Harley Quinn, regardless of being naked, jumped on Jiang Hao, and wrapped her old tree roots around Jiang Hao's waist, and said happily: "Is this what you prepared for me? Thank you, Joker."
Jiang Hao held Harley and pointed at the weapons and said: "I have modified this rhino revolver. It is absolutely powerful. I named it "Angry Rhino."
"Hmm~!" Harley Quinn said.
"Don't underestimate this baseball bat. I modified it with my supernatural power. It has a strong and repelling effect. It is difficult for ordinary weapons to hurt it. If it is hit by it, it will be knocked back five or six meters uncontrollably."
"Hmm~~Great!" Harley continued to say.
"And this hammer, in addition to its strong properties, also has knockdown and stun effects, which will deal a great blow to the enemy."
“嗯嗯嗯嗯~~太棒了,我爱死他们了!”哈莉痛快的高呼起来。
半个小时后,哈莉穿上自己小丑女装,腰里挂上‘愤怒的犀牛’,扛着棍子和锤子,给江浩送上一个飞吻离开。
时间不长,楼下响起汽车的轰鸣声,这个妞找毒藤女报仇去了,江浩很希望哈莉奎茵狠狠揍毒藤女一顿。