Chapter 556 Tasteful Magic

When the music started, Jiang Hao walked onto the stage with a smile on his face, stood in the middle of the stage, and the audience cheered.

"Welcome to Talent Show, what's your name?" asked the bald guy Hoy Mandel.

"Jiang Hao."

"what do you do."

"I'm still a student, New York University Department of Music and Performing Arts, studying opera." Jiang Hao said.

Former Spice Girls member Melanie Brown immediately excitedly said: "Oh, I like opera, are you going to perform opera?"

"I'm going to perform, hmm~~~"

Speaking of this, Jiang Hao suddenly covered his stomach with a distressed expression. The four judges on the stage were stunned, and the audience in the audience were also full of surprise.

Jiang Hao took a breath and showed an expression of trying to suppress it, but everyone could see the uncomfortable look on his face.

Supermodel Heidi Klum immediately asked, "Is there something wrong with you?"

"Ahem," Jiang Hao said with some embarrassment, "Oh, I~~, I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, maybe I ate something bad at noon."

Jiang Hao slightly bent over and tightened his stomach, his legs slowly moved closer and tighter, with an expression of discomfort and strength on his face.

The long-haired brother Howard Stern curled his lips and said into the microphone, "I suggest you go to the bathroom immediately and stop the performance."

All the audience looked at the scene with puffy faces. Some people curled their lips and some shrugged their shoulders. It was probably the first time in the history of a talent show that this actor had a stomachache. How unlucky this actor must be.

Jiang Hao stretched out his hand and shook, "I think, I can continue."

Then he tried to straighten his waist and took a deep breath, but within a second, the painful expression on his face became more serious, he bent down again, and his legs were clamped even tighter, just like a break dancing dance step , trembling slightly.

The four judges on the stage looked at each other, and finally Howard, the long-haired brother, said, "Dude, I think you'd better solve it. We are very moved by your spirit. Maybe we can give you 5 minutes."

Jiang Hao lowered his head, stretched his hand forward suddenly, and said loudly: "No, I want to perform. My professor said that missing a performance is the greatest sin for a performer."

Several judges had wonderful expressions, and they said in their hearts, we are afraid that you will spray it directly on the stage, buddy, then the talent show will really become famous.

The bald guy Howy bared his teeth, "Dude, you don't want to solve it on stage, do you?"

Jiang Hao raised his head, his eyes lit up, and said to several judges, "Hey, that's a good idea."

The audience in the audience was in an uproar, and several judges were stunned, especially the two female judges, who covered their mouths in disgust and leaned back unconsciously.

Jiang Hao looked around, as if he was looking for a suitable place, his hands had already reached the waistband of his trousers. Even more crooked.

Jiang Hao looked at the middle position. There is a five-pointed star here, which should be the most central position of the stage. He squatted down and tried it, and he seemed to think that this position was just right.

The audience in the audience shouted even louder, and some people even shouted the slogan "Get off the stage, get off the stage, hurry up".

The host Nick saw this situation, and was about to step forward to stop Jiang Hao, when Jiang Hao suddenly took off his suit and jacket, and brushed it on the ground.

Some people thought that he was afraid of dirtying the ground, so he took off his clothes and then pulled them onto his suits. The audience shouted louder, and some people even sweared and yelled to get off.

"beep~~"

"beep~~"

After two consecutive beeps, some judges pressed the cross, trying to stop Jiang Hao and drive him out of the stage.

Just when the other two judges also remembered to press the button,

But in the next second, the curses turned into screams, because people saw that a portable toilet appeared where Jiang Hao's clothes brushed.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa~~~ how did he do it."

"Is it a magic show?"

"Hey, such a big toilet, where did he take it out, has anyone seen it?"

Nick walked halfway, and found that things didn't seem to be the case, so he backed away. The audience looked at Jiang Hao expectantly, and several judges also looked at Jiang Hao in surprise.

Jiang Hao opened the toilet, pretended to take off his pants, and then slowly sat on the toilet, facing the audience and the judges sideways.

Coax~~

The audience laughed out loud, and the four judges also laughed. Everyone was played by Jiang Hao, but his performance just now was indeed very realistic.

"Hmm~"

"Hmm~~~"

"Well~~~"

The sound from Jiang Hao's nose was very similar to the sound of defecation in the toilet. The people in the audience suddenly laughed again, and the laughter seemed to blow the roof off.

Howard Stern, the long-haired brother, said angrily: "This guy looks gentle, but he tricked us all."

Supermodel Heidi Klum covered her nose and laughed, "It's the first time I've seen a stranger of the opposite sex defecate in front of me, hahaha."

At this moment, Jiang Hao made a crackling sound from his mouth, and then let out a long breath, the relief after the solution was revealed in his voice.

The audience laughed again, and some people even sarcastically said "Yeah yeah", but the atmosphere of the whole scene was extremely joyful.

Jiang Hao faced the audience sideways, and did not look at the performance of the audience. He had a contented expression on his face, and hummed a tune. The humming tune was not satisfying, and he sang a song again, and it was an opera in Italian. .

Just as Jiang Hao sang a few lines, the backstage remembered the music. Of course, Jiang Hao had given it to the program group before.

Along with the music, Jiang Hao's voice became louder and louder, and then he sang the aria, "Ah~~Ah~~~".

Jiang Hao’s voice was so loud and clear that people were appreciating it quietly. Melanie Brown of the Spice Girls stood up excitedly, pointed at Jiang Hao with both hands and shouted, “Wow~~It’s great, it’s "The Magic Flute" "Aria of the Queen of the Night" in "The Queen of the Night", which is definitely professional grade."

Supermodel Heidi Klum said: "It's the first time I've seen an opera performed by someone sitting on the toilet, but the singing is really beautiful."

The audience roared with laughter.

At this moment, Jiang Hao suddenly stopped singing, and let out a long breath. It seemed that he had finished singing, and Melanie sat down with some disappointment, "Say, it's really hard to sing at the same level."

"I think he's done shitting. If you want to appreciate it, you probably have to wait until he shits next time." Long-haired brother Howard Stern said.

The audience couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

At this moment, that rabbit, oh, that is Dale, came up again holding a sign, still in a rabbit costume, still walking proudly, with his head raised and walking forward without looking at the road, everyone paid attention this time See what it says on his sign.

"Scented magic."

Hahahaha~~

The audience laughed, and so did the judges.

"It's really a tasteful show."

"Comedy magic is very interesting. It is worthy of my background in drama."

"I love that rabbit, very creative."

PS: I'm busy with work tomorrow, five chapters today, and a few chapters tomorrow morning, so I can't guarantee it.