Return to the Earth as a Bully

Chapter II Renting

"What I have to do now is to find a place to live." Zhang Ziling looked at the 20,000 yuan lying in the ring, and sighed softly.

A ring that can hold the entire Pacific Ocean, now only 20,000 yuan is left alone in it.

"I didn't expect those things to break the space barrier of my ring, all the things I brought were taken out, and I really went back to before liberation overnight!" Zhang Ziling sighed with emotion, "The miscellaneous spirit stones and medicines are not enough. , anyway, the cultivation base can be recovered slowly, but my four magic tools and six sacred tools have also been lost, and those ten are the cornerstones of the entire continent, and I have to find a time to find them!"

Zhang Ziling was looking for a place to live while thinking about it.

Now Zhang Ziling has cut his hair short and is wearing clothes from a clothing store he can find on the side of the road.

Although he was full of cheap goods, Zhang Ziling's entire image instantly became refreshing, and he looked much more handsome than before.

Of course, this is from the eyes of earthlings.

Soon Zhang Ziling randomly found a nice looking house in the advertisement rental column. According to the address written on it, Zhang Ziling came to that suite.

The location of this suite is very remote, almost a suburb, but Zhang Ziling likes this kind of environment very much, it is quiet.

The landlord was a middle-aged woman who was very cheerful. He signed a contract with Zhang Ziling in a few minutes, and when he got the money, he threw a key to Zhang Ziling. Catch a plane to go abroad.

Although Zhang Ziling felt that there was something wrong with the landlord, he had already moved into the room anyway, so Zhang Ziling was not afraid of being cheated and settled down carelessly.

"It seems that this landlord is quite girly, but he doesn't like to clean up." Zhang Ziling shook his head, "I don't know how to clean up after renting out the room!"

This suite has a total of two rooms plus a bathroom and a living room. It is about a hundred square meters, but it is not big.

Zhang Ziling casually opened the closed room, there were all kinds of dolls, the sheets were pink, and even lace panties, bras and stockings were all thrown on the bed in a mess.

Thinking of a middle-aged aunt wearing those outfits on a pink bed, Zhang Ziling felt a chill in her heart, and hurriedly closed the door and walked out.

"Forget it, clean up next time!"

After calming down, Zhang Ziling opened another room and nodded in satisfaction.

The other room was very clean, with gray and white as the main tone, and it could be seen that no one had lived in it for a long time.

"Just live here!" Zhang Ziling quickly sat cross-legged on the bed and began to practice.

Now that Zhang Ziling is seriously injured and there is no elixir, the only way to recover is to constantly use the true qi in his body to recover.

Because there is nothing on Earth that can threaten Zhang Ziling, Zhang Ziling did not pay attention to the changes in the outside world and healed wholeheartedly.

There is no concept of time for cultivators to practice. It is late at night in a blink of an eye, and Zhang Ziling still has no sign of waking up, and is still immersed in his practice.

Just outside the house at this moment, a beautiful woman in casual clothes was lying on the door drunkenly, swaying her jade hand to insert the key into the lock with difficulty, and slowly opened the door...

"Ben, Miss Ben can still drink more!" The woman fell to the ground as soon as she entered the door, murmuring on the ground, her eyes blurred, and the smell of alcohol instantly filled the house.

Because the woman was too drunk, she didn't notice Zhang Ziling's shoes at the door, so she climbed onto the sofa and fell asleep.

Zhang Ziling, who was sitting cross-legged in the bedroom, was completely unaware that a beautiful woman had entered his room.

In the early morning of July, the cool wind blew the curtains and brushed the cheeks of the woman on the sofa, and the sunlight hit the woman's face through the gap.

"Well..." The woman opened her eyes slightly and sat up.

"Hey! It hurts!" As soon as the woman sat up, she covered her head and groaned. After a while, she picked up the glass of water that the landlord poured for Zhang Ziling yesterday on the table and drank it.

"How did I get back yesterday?" The woman tucked her arms around her knees and curled up on the sofa, thinking, "I didn't expect that I could pour water by myself when I was so drunk, I really admire myself!"

The woman smiled stupidly, then frowned.

"I can't drink so much next time, the smell of alcohol is really uncomfortable, let's go take a shower!" The woman smacked her lips, took off her clothes in the living room, and jumped into the bathroom.

And when the woman jumped into the bathroom, Zhang Ziling just finished practicing. After spitting out a mouthful of turbid air, Zhang Ziling raised his eyes and looked out the window, and a light flashed in his eyes.

"The spiritual energy of the earth is too thin, and the recovery of the cultivation base is still too slow. We have to think of other ways!"

With a long sigh, Zhang Ziling stood up, took off his clothes, and his angular muscles were suddenly exposed, and his perfect body was completely in close contact with the air.

"Remember that the last time I took a bath was 3,000 years ago? Although there is spiritual energy around you, you don't need to take a bath, but since you're back, let's relax!"

Zhang Ziling stretched his waist, took off only a pair of underwear, and walked out of the bedroom slowly.

Because Zhang Ziling had been thinking about how to quickly restore his cultivation, he didn't notice the clothes on the sofa, so he went straight to the bathroom and slammed open the door.

patter patter...

The air seemed to freeze, and only the sound of water from the nozzle hitting the ground remained.

Their eyes met each other, and the two of them didn't speak for a while, as if they forgot that neither of them had any clothes on.

Boom!

After a long time, the shampoo in the woman's hand fell to the ground, and a high-decibel scream pierced the sky and stunned several sparrows on the tree outside the window.

Half an hour later, Zhang Ziling and the woman sat face to face. The woman's right arm was still slightly bruised, and tears were in her eyes that were about to overflow.

"Miss, this is really a misunderstanding!" Zhang Ziling looked at the aggrieved woman in front of him and smiled bitterly.

"What a misunderstanding! You broke into my house without authorization, rushed into the bathroom naked, and threw people..." The more the woman said, the more aggrieved she burst into tears.

"..." Zhang Ziling looked at the crying woman and was speechless, after all, it was indeed his fault just now.

But how could Zhang Ziling think that the woman who was stared at by him before, after seeing Zhang Ziling, the first reaction was not to cover her important point, but to kick Zhang Ziling with a side kick, Zhang Ziling subconsciously retreated After a step, the woman slipped on the soles of her feet and fell heavily on the ground.

"I have to say, you are really strange!" Zhang Ziling said to the woman thinking of what had just happened.

"You said that!" The woman slapped the table suddenly, accidentally pulled the wound again, and cried out in pain.

"I said, can you be quiet first and tell me what's going on?"

Zhang Ziling did not feel distressed about the woman, but asked directly.

"What's going on? I said that thieves are so arrogant these days?" The woman glared at Zhang Ziling, "Slip into my house and ask me what's going on?"

"Your home?" Zhang Ziling raised his eyebrows, a little funny in his heart, but seeing a beautiful woman across from him, Zhang Ziling didn't care too much about her.

"Of course, I've been renting it for half a year. Isn't this my home? Could it be yours?" The woman glared at Zhang Ziling, clutching the bruise on her right arm.

"Coincidentally, I also rented this house yesterday."

"Humph!" The woman snorted, "Your excuse is too bad, if you also rented a house, then I..."

Zhang Ziling handed his rental contract to the woman.

The woman looked at Zhang Ziling suspiciously, then picked up the contract weakly and looked at it, her expression changed, and then she looked at Zhang Ziling and shouted, "Lend me your phone!"

"No."

"Stingy!" The woman hummed, then ran to the sofa and picked up her mobile phone, hesitated for a while, and finally called the landlord instead of calling the police.

"Hey, little Chu!"

"Sister Qian, why did you rent the house to someone else?"

"This..." The person on the other side of the phone paused, then said: "Xiao Chu, it's not that Sister Qian didn't help you, you haven't paid the rent for two months, and Sister Qian has done her best to let you live for so long in vain. "

"Sister Qian, didn't I say I would pay it! Why didn't you tell me to rent out the house again?"

"It's my fault, but I've already rented the house to him, and that kid also paid a deposit of 20,000!"

"Twenty thousand!" The woman paused, then reacted, "Twenty million won't do! Sister Qian, you're like this..."

"Little Chu, my signal is not good here, I'll hang up first! By the way, remember to pay the rent, otherwise you'll have to move out!"

"money……"

beep!

The landlord opposite has hung up the phone.

The woman threw the phone on the sofa angrily, and then looked at Zhang Ziling with a playful face.

"Hi..." The woman greeted Zhang Ziling weakly, completely forgetting how aggressive she was before.

"Do you owe rent?"

"Um……"

"No money?"

"Um……"

"Then you haven't moved out yet?" Zhang Ziling showed no mercy.

"Um... eh? No, no, no!" The woman suddenly reacted and waved her hands quickly, "I can't move out!"

"Oh?" Zhang Ziling became interested, folded his arms and raised his feet on the table, "Now the house is mine, you and I have never met, why should I let you live in vain?"

The woman's face was extremely complicated, and it was obvious that she was going through an extremely fierce struggle in her heart, and then her eyes changed suddenly, and she glared at Zhang Ziling fiercely.

"It's a big deal...I...I'm a nanny here!" After the woman said this, her face flushed red.

Looking at the woman whose ears were all red, Zhang Ziling's smile grew stronger and stronger. Looking at the woman, he asked, "Nanny? What are you talking about?"

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