Chapter 1870 Shopping with Your Brain

"Anyway, it's good that you have this awareness. Then, let's come back and face the previous problem."

"Hmm." Zheng Ren asked humbly.

"The so-called psychology is that you need to know what Xiao Yiren looks like when she is happy and happy."

"I think it's during the operation, especially the difficult operation. For example, during the operation at the King's Hospital, her eyes glowed. I think she was very happy." Zheng Ren said.

"..." Su Yun was really convinced, "Can you separate life from work?"

"Yes, you can continue."

"You have to know what Xiao Yiren thinks when she asks you. Whether she is very satisfied with this dress or slightly dissatisfied, you should try it on casually."

"It's so complicated." Zheng Ren scratched his head.

"The beauty of using it is all about it. Anyway, it's all about what you like." Su Yundao: "Most of the time, with Xiao Yiren's taste, I must think that a piece of clothing seems to be okay. But it doesn't quite fit."

"Remember, what you should say at this time will reflect your level! You must remember that the clothes are the only ones that are ugly.

You must swallow words that are not good-looking, which contain personal attacks, and use words such as noble, elegant, and beautiful to imply the beauty of Xiao Yiren. "

Zheng Ren was speechless again.

"Let's be honest, seeing that you are better than a monkey on the operating table, why do you look like a fool when it comes to things that people know?" Su Yun frowned, and said, "First of all, analyze whether Xiao Yiren likes it at all.

Under normal circumstances, this situation will not happen. So you have to say, this dress is not bad, but it doesn't match your noble and elegant temperament, let's look at other things. "

"Uh..." Zheng Ren tried hard to remember this sentence.

Such an embarrassing sentence, are you sure Xiao Yiren will like it?

Su Yun looked back at Zheng Ren proudly, and asked, "Remember?"

"Well, remember. What if Xiao Yiren likes it?"

"Buy it if you like it. Are there any clothes you can't afford?"

"What if she likes two at the same time, and compare them?" Zheng Ren had already simulated countless situations in an instant, like simulating an operation while watching a movie before the operation.

"You are stupid!" Su Yun said disdainfully: "If such a small probability event occurs, then I will praise it! Yi Ren, I think it is very good. The one on the left can set off your elegant and agile demeanor, and the one on the right One that can show your old-fashioned tenderness, which one do you think is better?"

Can it still be like this? Zheng Ren was taken aback.

But I can't boast so many tricks, maybe I can say - fuck, it's so beautiful! If so, it would be embarrassing.

"By the way, throw the question to her and let her make her own choice."

"It's hard, but it's easier to see a doctor." Zheng Ren replied honestly.

"Just get used to it." Su Yun said: "I want to find a girlfriend, but I don't want to pay the price, time, money, etc., how is it possible."

"I think it's good to take Xiao Yiren for surgery." Zheng Ren said honestly.

"You are..." Su Yun concluded.

"By the way, Xiao Yiren and I went shopping once, and within an hour after we went in, I was exhausted." Zheng Ren said helplessly, "It was more tiring than the journey to the epicenter of the earthquake relief work."

"It's not the same. You secrete too much adrenaline and dopamine along the way, which will damage your body. 95.2% of men will feel tired when shopping with their girlfriends."

"Ask you what to do." Zheng Ren said.

"Let me tell you, here is an exclusive secret." Su Yun smiled wickedly, "You can say, Yiren, are you tired? Are your feet sore after walking in high heels for so long? Sit down and rest for a while. Let me rub your feet."

Immediately, images of that time appeared in Zheng Ren's mind.

Sitting down, he took off his high heels, and put Xiao Yiren's feet on his lap.

The key is... feel!

This works!

Absolutely do! !

Zheng Ren immediately recalled what Su Yun said just now, and felt that there was no deviation in his memory, so he was relieved.

"Why do you feel weird today?" Su Yun asked, "What were you thinking just now?"

"Write down what you said." Zheng Ren said, "It's very serious."

"In short, you have to remember one thing, when shopping with Xiao Yiren, you use your brain, not your legs!" Su Yun emphasized at the end.

This is nonsense, Zheng Ren automatically blocked this sentence.

When I came to the emergency department, it was not very busy at this time, Zhou Litao was reading a book in his own duty room.

"Boss Zhou, are you busy?" Su Yun asked with a smile.

"Brother Yun? Boss Zheng, are you alright?" Zhou Litao immediately stood up and greeted, "Come on, please, sit down and talk."

"Have you eaten?"

"I ordered food, but it hasn't been delivered yet." Zhou Litao said.

"How about reading? What book should I read?" Su Yun glanced, "Diagnosis and Differential Diagnosis, Fourth Edition, the one published by Renwei, it's not bad, it's very progressive."

"..." Zhou Litao was surprised.

Su Yun knew at a glance, even the first edition was clearly stated, could it be said that he memorized it?

This is the skill!

"Study hard, we are waiting to go out for dinner, nothing, just come to see you." Su Yun said.

"Boss Zheng, Brother Yun, I just have something I want to consult with you two." Zhou Litao said: "A while ago... when I met the patient who was poisoned by eating fungus, didn't I say that I wanted to create a public account. "

"Yes, have you finished it?" Zheng Ren asked.

"Well, I've summed up something myself, but I don't think it's simple enough, and it's not lively enough." Zhou Litao was a little distressed.

"Well, people who read official accounts have different levels of education, so it's hard for everyone to understand." Zheng Ren said.

"Boss Zheng, brother Yun, if you two come across interesting medical records, or things like eating fungus that have been soaked for a few days are easy to be poisoned, please write something, I..."

"Mr. Zhou, do you know how much a Lancet SCI article can sell for?" Su Yun asked suddenly.

"10... No, 200,000?" Zhou Litao was a little puzzled.

"You haven't published it before." Su Yun said: "One step is in place, the first author, starting from 300,000."

Zhou Litao expressed envy.

But the Lancet and New England have nothing to do with him. Zhou Litao never thought that he could publish articles in such world-class journals.

Seeing that Zhou Litao was completely unaware of the meaning of that sentence, Zheng Ren and Su Yun didn't point it out.

"Mr. Zhou, I'll ask Quan Xiaocao to give you an overview of this. The nearest one seems to have stomach stones." Zheng Ren said.

"Okay, okay, thank you." Zhou Litao smiled foolishly.

There was a bit of noise outside the door, Zhou Litao listened attentively, and said: "Maybe some patients have some problems, I'll take a look. Sit down first, wait for me."