Chapter 1305
Newton really wanted to hit someone. Originally, he thought he had found a companion with almost the same personality and even philosophy as himself, but now he found that he seemed to be wrong. This [Jason-Lee] persona began to show signs of collapse in his heart.
But even though this "Jason Lee" is more terrible than a dog stealing shit, Newton still decided to give him another chance. Because maybe all this is just his disguise? It's like he has so many excellent plans, but he looks obese. This is actually a kind of protective color, which makes people deliberately confuse his external and internal. Newton's brain made up an image of Thor who is wise but stupid.
But maybe Newton was really wrong, because Thor's other advantages are hard to say, but the consistent appearance has received praise from all those who have partnered with him. Thor never made too much of a cover-up, as wild on the outside as he was on the inside. It's really not a pretense.
Newton pushed the [Tort-made: super-fat, calorie-explosive, oily and fragrant sandwich] handed over by Thor: "I said, Jay, we should talk about something serious."
"The biggest business thing in the world is to eat." Thor followed Newton's words and said that he is actually doing business now: "So, Mr. Newton, it is actually very important to eat well. Because if you can't eat enough, then You can't do anything. A superhero with a hungry stomach can't save the world. So before saving the world, the most important thing is to save your own stomach."
Since staying with Li Jie for a long time, even Thor has his own theory. Cooperating with Thor's behavior of eating and drinking, this will inexplicably make people feel that what he said actually makes sense.
Of course, Newton doesn't think so, he said: "It seems that we have different definitions of business."
"It's not really different, is it?" Thor shook his head: "Tell me, is there anything important to do now besides eating? The new energy has been released, and the Osborne Group is about to It's the end. Norman's downfall is a matter of time. The world is saved! So is there anything else to do now? The rest is grind."
Newton was a little angry at Thor's attitude: "Don't you just ignore the rest?"
"How many things are left?" Thor said indifferently while nibbling on his special sandwich.
"Don't you want to stand up and let everyone know who saved the world?!" Newton stared at Thor.
Thor drank the red wine: "Hurr~"
Newton: ...
"I'm sorry, I'm too full. I hiccupped and didn't hear what you were saying, can you say it again?" Thor asked sincerely. But now the atmosphere is gone, and if I repeat what I said just now, Newton thinks it will be very dry, and it will become [Ants have been running away for ten years].
"Don't you feel uncomfortable in your stomach after eating so much?" Newton finally couldn't help mocking Thor. But is this a taunt for Thor? He is a person who lives with Li Jie every day! How does Li Jie usually treat him? Especially when he was forcing him to lose weight, he would spend his whole life trying to insult Thor every day.
Of course, Li Jie did that just to stimulate Thor and make Thor make up his mind to lose weight. It's not that Li Jie himself is a bad-hearted person, but Li Jie thinks that he is definitely a good person, and he is really a good person that is hard to find in the world.
Although I said that sometimes my words are a bit sharp, it's all for the sake of Fatty. Just like now, Fat Thor didn't care much about Newton's understated ridicule. Instead, he said quite complacently: "Uncomfortable? No, it's impossible. My stomach and intestines have a strong ability to digest."
Thor patted his belly and made a thumping sound, as if it was a watermelon that went on the market in August, and he knew it was a good melon just by the sound.
"Are you so willing to be ordinary?" Newton looked at Thor, feeling that he was too disappointing: "You don't want everything you do to be known?!"
Thor spread his hands: "They all know. Didn't I give a speech in Times Square? And everyone knows that I invented Green Light Energy."
"And then you gave it to China?!" Newton stared at Thor again.
"Yawn~ Oh, yes." Thor stretched his waist and yawned: "Mr. Newton, have you ever felt sleepy after eating? Do you know why?"
"That's because after eating, your blood flows to your gastrointestinal organs to help digestion. So the oxygen supply and blood supply to the brain decreases, which makes you want to sleep." Newton almost squeezed this sentence through his teeth, and then He also said: "Eating too much food for a long time will occupy too much blood supply to the brain and make the brain become brainless!"
What Newton said was alarmist, but Thor didn't care. He stood up and waved his hands: "I see. No wonder I want to sleep so much. Then, Mr. Newton, let's stop talking. Thank you for inviting me to dinner. I'll go home and sleep first."
Thor was going to leave while talking, and Newton was angry with Thor, and one Buddha was born and two Buddhas Nirvana. This person really thought that he was here to invite him to dinner.
In fact, all of this is the strategy of Li Jie and Thor. Before Thor went to the banquet, Li Jie told him: "Do everything according to your inner thoughts. After you meet that Wanli King Newton, just follow your usual eating and usual virtues."
"You mean to put on your best face?" Thor thought, rubbing his double chin.
Li Jie: "..., let's take it as it is..."
"What is the purpose of doing this?" Thor patted his chin with his hand, the double chin was shaking and elastic like jelly, and DuangDuang's voice could be vaguely heard.
"It's just nonsense. Anyway, you have never been used to paying attention to the details of these conversations, and you often do something that escapes. Your ability can be used to the fullest here. Let the King of All Forces Newton have nowhere to use his power. What does he want to do? You have been dragged eight blocks away. If he can hold back, then forget it." Li Jie patted Thor on the shoulder and said.
Thor thought for a while: "What if he can't help it?"
Li Jie smiled: "Then just wait for him to meet you!"
"You! You are using me as bait!" Thor took a step back exaggeratedly, his voice trembling.
Li Jie had no choice but to hold his forehead. He knew that he shouldn't have shown Thor the Chinese "sacred drama". Are all the acting skills so exaggerated now?
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Thor wanted to leave, but now Newton couldn't sit still. Because I didn't accomplish anything, and I let this guy mess up everything. He stood up and stopped Thor: "Jason Lee, you can't go!"
"Why?" Thor looked sleepy: "I'm very sleepy now!"
"Then before you leave, you must at least answer my question!" Newton pressed forward.
Thor spread his hands: "What?"
"Are you from this universe?!"
"Did you even see that I am a time traveler?!!!" Thor was shocked, and Newton had a smile on his mouth.
Thor stepped forward and shook Newton's shoulders and said, "Do you know how I should go back [Shaking the Continent]?!"
Newton:? ? ? This answer is not the same as what I want.