Chapter 585 Why Don't You Try Driving?

Li Jie's life in Asgard was not very pleasant, to be precise, it should be quite boring.

Because Thor is guarding against the possibility of having personal contact with Luo Ji like a thief, especially if it is impossible to go out and hang out in Asgard together. Please, I don't think so much about your sister, okay!

Although the female version of Luo Ji is very beautiful, it is true that every time I see her, the first thing I think of is not how beautiful she is, but the former Rocky actor Dou Sen. As long as he sees Luo Ji, Li Jie will think of Dou Sen, and the scene of Dou Sen being hammered like a sandbag by Bannerhawk.

Please, Li Jie has already lost all interest in Luo Ji every time he thinks of that man whose hairline is so high that even the crown can't cover it! It has nothing to do with how beautiful she is!

Li Jie really wanted to say to Thor: Look, you don't have to worry about your sister, because I will always think of someone else when I see her, so you can rest assured.

But Li Jie couldn't say that, because if he said that, Thor and Luo Ji would definitely join hands to beat him to death. Because although Luo Ji is invisible on the surface, she is a goddess who loves beauty very much in her heart. If you think of a middle-aged man who tends to lose his head when you see her, please, nothing you say will save your life.

Look at how extravagant Loki's life is, gems are used for mirrors, and golden wool is used for carpets. If you go out casually, there will be no less than five artifacts on your body. Although she doesn't have the mount of a flying goat like Thor's, she goes out in a carriage pulled by four heavenly horses.

This kind of woman is hard to deal with at first glance, especially when she still has an ambition that is not inferior to any male emperor. Do you want to fuck her? hehe. It would be more realistic to wait for the day when the Queen ascends the throne and start recruiting the harem, and when selecting men from all over the world to fill the harem, pray for a chance to be selected.

So because of one reason or another, Li Jie basically didn't have many chances to walk out of the gate of the palace. Because Thor was grounded by Odin, he couldn't ask Loki to be his guide.

The Asgardians didn't speak English or other human languages, they just learned English from a few protoss who came into contact with Li Jie.

Going out by yourself is blind, unable to communicate at all. Even Valkyrie is avoiding Li Jie because she thinks Li Jie is a scam. Thor's incident almost put her at risk of being sent to the gallows. If it is not necessary, it is better to stay away from Li Jie.

So Li Jie could only stare blankly in the palace, because the PS4 was destroyed by Luo Ji, and life became more and more boring. In fact, Li Jie wanted to leave a long time ago, anyway, it seemed that there was nothing to do.

But Luo Ji still came to him and said: "Wait a little longer, Asgard has a very important gift for you."

Li Jie was counting the number of fish in the fish pond in the inner courtyard of the palace. He heard Luo Ji's words and said without raising his head: "Why? What is it?"

Luo Ji explained casually: "Because you helped Thor lift the Thunder Hammer, this is a reward for you. As for what it is, I can only say that it is an item that fits your identity."

Li Jie frowned slightly, why did he feel that he heard something bad from Luo Ji's mouth?

Li Jie shook his head: "Let's not talk about that, I still want to congratulate you for defeating the dark elves. It is said that it was an unprecedented victory, and there are still many prisoners."

Luo Ji nodded proudly: "Yes, and also captured thousands of dark elves as prisoners. No one is more suitable for dealing with some items with dark attributes, which happens to be the labor that Asgard urgently needs."

Li Jie nodded to Luo Ji: "I hope you haven't forgotten our agreement."

Luo Ji shook her head: "I won't lie to the Sword of Truth. When you are ready, I can call out less than a thousand dark elf captives at any time, so that you can successfully complete your plan." Regarding Luo Ji's In terms of follow-up plans, Li Jie's trust is also very important.

Li Jie nodded, this is the best news for him to come to Asgard. But now is not a good time to introduce dark elves.

He still needs to wait for a while, at this time, Katie's mutant nation has just secretly started its own diplomatic offensive. Captain Steve Rogers was only proposed by Iron Man to be the leader of the Tianjian Bureau, but it has not yet taken shape.

Latvia suddenly died down, and Wakanda stepped out of black Africa and onto the stage of the United Nations for the first time. And the private fight between the Brotherhood of Mutants and Hydra is about to come out.

Professor Bruce Banner has just joined the Avengers of S.H.I.E.L.D. and has already met with Iron Fist Daniel. The two have begun to discuss the super high-speed railway plan. The Horizon Fund also began to get involved in this matter.

There are other odds and ends that are in a preparatory stage, and introducing dark elves at this time is just counterproductive. Because of the sudden appearance of the Mandarin, Li Jie used a more controllable method to complete a considerable part of the pre-design, so the dark elf introduction plan has been regarded as a backup. He won't release these things unless necessary.

Even if it is to be released, it will be used under certain conditions when the time is right.

But now, apart from those step-by-step things to do, Li Jie feels that he needs to increase his strength. It is not bad to earn 5,000 points of reputation in the other world before. He decided not to repair the gap so quickly next time, but to go to another world to make soy sauce, and by the way, he would do some things to show himself to help him gain prestige.

But how to attract other people's attention as quickly as possible, and how to gain reputation needs to be carefully considered. Li Jie felt that he wanted to get a set of tall things or equipment to attract attention.

So before Luo Ji left, Li Jie finally asked curiously: "Asgard's gift shouldn't be stingy, right?"

Luo Ji smiled and said: "Of course not, it must be very grand and very dazzling!"

Li Jie nodded in satisfaction, that's all right.

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Time flies, and the gift for Li Jie is ready, it's time to deliver it to him. After receiving the gift, Li Jie is ready to go back to Earth, and Thor is also ready to return to Earth with him. He finally persuaded Odin to let him go to the earth as the patron saint.

I don't know how much Frigga and Luo Ji contributed to this.

The handover ceremony of the gift is very simple. There is no need for Odin or Frigga to come forward for this kind of thing, just hand it over to Thor, because in various senses, Li Jie is the one who changed Thor.

It is more meaningful for Raytheon to personally hand over the gift to Li Jie.

Before going to the Rainbow Bridge, Thor and Luo Ji led Li Jie to the backyard of the palace, where a group of objects whose specific image was covered by a white cloth stood in the middle of the yard.

Thor was a little excited: "This is a gift from Asgard to you. I paid attention, and I think it suits you very well!"

Luo Ji nodded: "I also came up with some ideas. I think this gift is unique. I'm afraid you won't find the same thing in any dimension of the Nine Worlds."

Li Jie's heart was lifted, after all, it was Asgard, and the shot was unusual. Luo Ji gave him a quasi-sacred thunder knife before casually.

This time it was Odin who made the move. He couldn't be more stingy than his own daughter.

Thor patted Li Jie on the back: "Go and open your gift!" Thor smiled.

Li Jie was a little excited, this year's work was not in vain! Although coming to Asgard is dangerous, first he was almost killed by Odin, then he was almost killed by Luo Ji, and finally he was almost killed by Thor.

But if he can get an artifact this trip, then it won't be in vain!

Li Jie excitedly lifted off the white cloth on the item, and the gift of Asgard appeared directly in front of his eyes.

This is a cuboid about 1.5 meters long, 0.7 meters wide and one meter high.

Adhering to the unpretentious characteristics of Asgard, this cube has a dusty outer body, which is made of Uru alloy. There are also two extended handles on one side of the cuboid, which seem to be convenient for people to hold.

Under the cuboid are four 12-inch alloy wheels made of Ulu alloy. The master craftsman Lairneer also specially used fire dragon oil and thunder dragon oil to lubricate, ensuring the smoothness of the wheels when pushing. It is slippery and can be used for five hundred years without changing the lubricating oil.

There are also two doors on the front of the cuboid on one side, which seems to be able to store things. And right above the cuboid, six grooves were dug out. Although the grooves are engraved with complicated magic circles, it is obvious from the size of the grooves that they are used to put pots or similar things.

Li Jie stroked his chin, he thought for a long time, he seemed to have seen this extremely ugly thing before. If I remember correctly, I saw it at the gate of a Chinese school in my previous life. Although the materials are different, they should have a common name: hand-push snack cart? !

Thor walked up to Li Jie and patted him on the shoulder: "Look, are you satisfied with this gift? I think it suits your ideal. What are you still doing here? Why don't you try driving?"

Li Jie turned around and looked at Thor with a murderous gaze: "You use the word [drive] for your cart! Show me how you drive, the dynamic name for this kind of thing is called [cart]! You guys Sending this thing to me, are you planning to let me push this car around to sell snacks in the future?"

Luo Ji said indifferently: "Isn't it good? Maybe there will be a legend of you left in the Nine Realms!"

It seems that Luo Ji and her Thors really want to see Li Jie pushing the cart.