Chapter 959 Full Firepower

Doom's first sentence had already begun a kind of sarcasm, and it was only just beginning. Next, he will show the world what is called [the art of ridicule].

"I guess the extra flesh on your necks is blocking your bowing movements, isn't it? Is someone trying to throw a shoe at me? Just like what they did to the previous US President [Little Immortal]? Give it up, You guys can't even lower your waist, let alone throw your shoes at me after you untie your shoelaces!"

Doom taunted everyone with a handsome face, and he became more and more mean: "Oh, I think I was wrong. Do you need to tie your shoes? You shouldn't, since they are all lying on the bed anyway. Can’t you come down? Of course, if you have shoes, you wouldn’t choose to wear shoes with laces, would you?”

"It should be wearing slippers and shoes fixed by Velcro. Think about it, you probably can't complete the difficult task of squatting on the ground to tie your shoelaces, right? Or do you need to hire a nanny to do this for you? You guys Do fat people have to be fed? Because they are too fat and have too much fat, so they can’t touch their mouths at all?”

Doom has spent his entire life taunting fat Americans. The Illuminati bosses at the Venus base were dumbfounded.

Captain Rogers looked at Li Jie with a troubled expression and asked, "Is this the plan and tactics you mentioned? Taunting fat people? Does this count as bullying and discrimination?"

Li Jie thought for a while: "It shouldn't be counted, it's all acting, isn't it? And in the end, won't we provide a way out?"

Professor Charles touched his bald head and asked subconsciously: "Dum's speeches are all written by him?"

"Otherwise? Could it be I wrote it?" Li Jie replied.

And Dr. Hank pushed his black-rimmed glasses and said, "It's not impossible."

Li Jie rolled his eyes: "Come on, Doom is definitely the originator of how to pull hatred. In the game, he is a knight with full taunting skills! Our organization really needs such a person." Man, I think he should be formally admitted to the Illuminati after a while."

"And let him taunt us in the meeting?" Tony felt that he couldn't stand Doom's taunt on TV. He turned his head and said, "This taunt is a bit too strong. If I were a fat man, I wouldn't be able to stand it."

When he said this, Tony turned his head and looked at Thor, who was laughing while watching TV with a bag of potato chips and a bottle of Coke.

He said heartlessly: "Ahaha! I never knew Doom was such an interesting person. His level of swearing is much better than Gordon Ramsay in Hell's Kitchen! If he had a show It's sure to catch fire."

Li Jie had a black line: "Hell's Kitchen is a chef show, you just watch Gordon swearing?"

Thor waved his hand: "Isn't Hell's Kitchen just watching him swear? Otherwise, there is nothing to watch."

Tony went to Thor's side and urged: "Don't you think Doom is also scolding you? Didn't you think about teaching him a lesson?" Tony Stark is sometimes sluggish.

But Salted Fish Thunder God didn't feel anything and said: "He's talking about fat Americans, but I'm not fat Americans. I'm a fat guy from Asgard, not me. Besides, I can lose weight at any time." Alaska half-lyed on the sofa stool casually, stretching her big belly.

"The provocation failed." Li Jie patted Tony on the shoulder and said, "After Dum molested all the fat people in the United States, I think we need the boss of Sugon Technology to turn the tide. You have to give those fat people who have lost hope of life A ray of hope."

Tony gritted his teeth: "I know this is part of the plan, but is it really good to get involved right away?"

"Why is it not good? Hit the iron to ride the heat." Li Jie was a little puzzled.

But Captain America Rogers helped him resolve his doubts: "Because our Tony is afraid that he will have another title, such as [Obesity Savior] or something."

"This nickname is great!" Li Jie slapped his hands and said excitedly: "There is no better title than this one now. Dr. Hank, let's go first. Let's do some research first and Dum will give a speech later. After the end, a wave of Internet trolls will start, with the title of "Savior of Obesity", causing waves across the Internet. I already have a very good idea, centered on Tony Stark and Suguang Technology, and then let them Make a strong appearance as a savior. This can better improve our plan, listen to me..."

Li Jie took Dr. Hanke out of the meeting room first, and they went to formulate a plan for the subsequent serial publicity campaign.

And Tony Stark looked at the two people who left with his mouth slightly open, and then turned his head to look at Captain Rogers: "Captain!" Tony's voice was a little angry.

Rogers was very helpless: "That, what, I just said it casually. I really can't guess that this can inspire him."

Thor smiled heartlessly at the side: "Hahahaha! In the future, Dum can become [Fat Man's Natural Enemy] and Tony Stark will be [Fat Man's Savior]! Hahaha!"

Tony glared at Thor unhappily, and growled: "Shut up! Asgard's dead fat man!"

Thor glanced at Tony and shouted loudly: "Hammer!"

A battle between Thor and Iron Man is imminent.

The scene returns to America.

Dum's crazy ridicule continued crazily: "Yes, you said that I was bullied on campus, and now I want to get revenge? Okay, then I will take revenge now. America, the largest fat cell on earth .I don’t know why you guys bothered to get oil fields in the Middle East in the first place?”

"Don't you know? You have an inexhaustible supply of oil. So many people died and so much money wasted for the oil. Why don't you just get the oil from these fat people? Anyway, your Too much fat to use up! It ended up being useless except to make the burn a bit more violent when sending it to cremation."

The president of the White House opened his mouth wide, while looking down at the flesh on his stomach. He's a bit overweight, and Doom's sarcasm cuts right through him.

In an instant, His Excellency the President thought of launching a war against Latvia and killing Dum.

But at the National Cyber ​​Security Center, the situation has become uncontrollable.

The director of the security center yelled: "Everyone, calm down! Calm down!" But it was useless, and the scene was already full of rage.

"TMD! How dare you say that, and even hacked into our network and hijacked the national public network to say that! I can't bear it! I want to counterattack Latvia's network, who will be with me?!"

"Me!" "I'll go!" "Count me in!"

Don't blame this group of programmers for being so excited because of their profession. Many programmers in the security center have to face the computer for eight to ten hours a day. Sitting in a chair for a long time can't move, and many people's diet is not very healthy. Therefore, half of the programmers at the Network Security Center are overweight, and at least one-fifth of them can be counted as fat.

Dum's ridicule ignited the flames of hatred in their hearts. For many years, no one had dared to mock the fat man like this. Does this guy want to die!

In particular, he hijacked the public network, and now everyone is still helpless with him, no matter where he goes, he sees the figure of Doom on that channel.

Just when everyone was excited and wanted to counterattack the Latvia network, a message came: "FXXK! Latvia actually pulled the network cable!"

Well, what else can you do if you unplug the network cable?

"Go to the White House petition wall to petition, let our military teach Doom a lesson!" "Let's go together!" Well, the programmers found another way to vent.

And in Times Square, William was trying to keep the passengers in the back seat calm: "Sir, calm down, calm down! This is my taxi. If you break anything, I will call the police."

The 350-pound strong man in the back seat pointed angrily at the outside of the car: "See for yourself what the police are doing?!"

Thirty meters away, two New York police officers on patrol angrily threw their donuts and cappuccinos to the ground. Well, it's also two seriously overweight cops. Fat cops are common in the US, especially since cops generally get free donuts.

Doom's speech continued.

"You stupid pigs, don't you like watching that documentary? Don't you think I'm ugly? Didn't someone laugh at me online and deserve it for being bullied?" Dum said arrogantly.

"Now look at your pig eyes and see who is the Loser! Yes, my face has recovered. It's not like the fat on your body that can never be lost. I am a winner, and you are all losers. Look Who will be the target of bullying in the future!"

"Did you watch President Tuvalu Katie's live stream? Yes, they have developed a wonderful gene that can lose weight. Latvia will introduce it and use it for my allies. We will wipe out all obesity and excess fat."

Here Dum said disdainfully: "But you? Hehe, let's live with your own fat for the rest of your life. Hahahahaha!"