Chapter 19 The Earth Adventure of the Unfortunate Master and Servant

Bai Xiaowen continued to read the log backwards. The following content is what happened after the log author Margo and his master Fargar came to Earth.

"June 12, 1153 in the Bright Calendar."

"Hungry, thirst, exhaustion... In this plane called Earth, my master and I traveled for 10 days before we saw people."

"My God, why are there so many majestic and tall palaces? Any one of them is more imposing than the palace of the Lionheart Empire. This plane space called the Earth has far more civilization development than Aaron, where our Lionheart Empire is located. plane."

"My master and I sneaked into the human city on Earth, trying to exchange some gold coins for Earth currency and buy some supplies. But what is an ID card? What is a Skynet account? What is online payment? Why exchange it? Gold coins, need an ID card or a Skynet account?"

"Perhaps our dress is a little different, and many people look at us like crazy. If it is anyone else who hasn't bathed and changed clothes for months, there will be this stench."

"June 13, 1153 in the Bright Calendar."

"Someone donated some coins. Praise the Lord of Light, the Lord and I finally don't have to go hungry."

"However, the master's pride as the royal chief alchemist does not allow him to become a beggar. In his crazy brain, a new plan has been brewed, and like before, he told me the plan."

"My God! The master actually wants to rob a bank in such a powerful plane as the earth!"

"I stopped him as best I could. I don't want to be hunted down again. It's better to be a beggar than a fugitive."

"Maybe it was our argument that the range of motion was a little too big, which attracted the patrol police. Damn, I can't understand a word of the language of the human beings on Earth, even the learned master is the same."

"The patrolman clearly spotted our anomaly. He took out a black box and chanted a mysterious spell aloud."

"We have no choice but to use the secondary invisibility potion, escape the sight of the patrolmen, and escape the cities of the human beings on Earth."

Bai Xiaowen's eyes twitched, and after a while, he finally choked out a sentence:

"Ignorance is terrible."

Let's talk about the exchange of gold coins first. If the first stop for this pair of masters and servants to pass through the cracks in space is in the evil capitalist United States, it will be easy to exchange gold coins - the United States federal government's control over the people is already weak, and it has been worse since entering the age of psionics. , For the sake of profit, powerful guilds that dare to fight against the government abound.

Even if you find an American civilian, as long as you are sure that the gold coins are genuine, they will probably be happy to exchange some U.S. dollar bills for the master and servant-not to mention the collection value and use value of the gold coins in the spiritual world, the gold and silver used for casting the gold coins themselves are also hard. currency.

The most important thing is that the master and servant speak ancient Latin. In the United States, where English is the mother tongue, it is not difficult to find a few people who can understand ancient Latin, and it is easy to communicate.

However, this pair of masters and servants is very immortal, and the first stop is the great socialist China. As far as the control of the state apparatus is concerned, China is the best in the world. Although the Awakened Guild has certain privileges, it absolutely does not dare to confront the state apparatus.

As for language... the difficulty of Chinese is hell-level, and a piece of "Shi Shishi's Lion Eating History" abused and cried countless crooked nuts. What, the crooked nuts said that this is classical Chinese and does not count? Well, modern Chinese also teaches you to be a human being.

Example:

The dialogue of Xiaoding sending red envelopes to the leader.

Leader: What do you mean?

Xiao Ding: It doesn't mean anything, I mean it.

Leader: You are not interesting enough.

Xiao Ding: Small meaning, small meaning.

Leader: You are such an interesting person.

Xiao Ding: Actually, there is no other meaning.

Leader: Then I'm sorry.

Xiao Ding: I'm sorry.

Ask questions! What does the "meaning" in the above material mean?

...

Bai Xiaowen's thoughts flew a little far, and it was easy to stray from the topic, which was an inevitable side effect of having a super brain.

In fact, if so many words are converted into thoughts, it takes less than 0.1 second to make a circle in Bai Xiaowen's brain.

When he met the patrol police later, Bai Xiaowen complained.

Black box? Walkie-talkie. As for the mysterious spell, everyone knows it.

(For a scumbag like us, listening to English listening for the college entrance examination is like listening to a mantra)

"June 21, 1153 in the Bright Calendar."

"I was wandering in the wilderness with my master, and at the same time trying to learn the language of Earthlings, I have to say it was difficult."

"July 2, 1153 in the Bright Calendar."

"Nightmare again! That royal knight named Gloria, as crazy as a fly chasing shit, actually came to earth! The soul perception potion refined by the master can't go wrong. The moment Gloria stepped into the earth, we I got the bad news."

"Master is tired of endless escapes. He is going to perform a forbidden ritual to completely absorb the power of the Soul Stone!"

"The master said that as long as the seal of the soul stone is completely unlocked, he can kill Gloria like crushing ants!"

"Is the soul stone really so magical? I even had a bold idea for a split second, if I could have this kind of power..."

"July 4, 1153 in the Bright Calendar."

"We chose an underground cave as a hiding place."

"The original owner of the cave, a group of plague rats, seemed very unwelcome to us and attacked us. The owner could easily run over them, but he didn't. Yes, he needed these plague rats as part of a forbidden ritual. Material."

"After a lot of effort, the master captured the leader of the plague rat. The other plague rats finally surrendered to the master's power and stopped attacking. We sealed the original hole with a lot of stones to avoid the outside world's tracking. ."

"The mouse's cave is too narrow for us to even arrange the venue for the ceremony. Under the master's order, the skinny and skinny me began to dig hard."

"Damn, why do all this dirty work leave me to do? Just because he's the master and I'm the servant? What if I had more power?"

"Ambition and desire sprouted in my heart like weeds..."

The above two lines of text were scribbled several times by black pen, and it took Bai Xiaowen a lot of effort to make it out. He could see that Margao's spirit was on the verge of collapse. As for his master Falgar, I am afraid he has already gone crazy.

At this point in the log, a large period of date is missing, and there are only occasional records. Obviously, the author of the diary, Mr. Margao, has been working miserably these days and has not insisted on the good habit of keeping a diary.

"Well... I guessed something about the next plot development." Bai Xiaowen muttered, and continued to scroll down, and soon turned to the last page of the parchment diary.