Chapter 493 Brother, Please (1)

Contacted my little brother, this guy didn't even go back to eat at noon, he was investigating outside...

You are afraid of the tigress at home, poor little brother, after marrying such a strong woman, two vampires can't help but appear in Lu Lu's mind, but they are actually quite gentle, not as strong as his sister-in-law.

MD.

What am I thinking! Such a horrible thought came up, so hurry up and cancel it.

With this terrifying thought in mind, Lu Lu returned to the villa, only to see Zishan cooking lunch, seeing that the younger brother could marry such a virtuous wife, Lu Lu was also happy for the younger brother.

"Brother, you're back." Zi Shan turned around and greeted. Logically speaking, Zi Shan's age is almost at the level of Lu Lu's ancestor.

But marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, and do as the Romans do, the husband's elder brother is her elder brother.

"Zishan, it's really hard work for you." Lu Lu also felt embarrassed, and should pay more living expenses in the future.

Maybe I'll be able to move out soon, so I won't be the light bulb anymore.

Fuck! Lu Lu, what are you thinking? Why can't you get rid of this crazy idea in your mind? Are you really crazy!

This race is wrong, who knows what the child born will look like.

That's not right, Xu Xian even dared to go up a snake, and he didn't see any deformity.

And what's the name of that, it doesn't even let ghosts off.

Thinking of this, Lu Lu felt better.

"Hey, didn't Yi Hong come back with you?" Zishan looked around, but didn't find her husband coming home.

"Yi Hong is still collecting information outside." Lu Lu thought that the younger brother and his wife had talked about it, but he didn't expect to say it at all. This kid is quite tough, aren't you afraid to come back tonight and kneel on the keyboard?

"Oh."

Zishan responded, and Lu Lu felt that his sister-in-law was very disappointed. He was quite energetic in cooking just now, but now he is listless.

Lu Lu walked forward and said with a smile: "Zishan, you go and have a rest, I'll do it."

"Brother, you've been busy all morning, and I'm fine at home, so go and rest."

Look, this kid really doesn't know what to do, your wife is so virtuous, you don't even go home for dinner, could it be that you had a fight?

Then I, the big brother, have to make adjustments.

"Zi Shan, I also grew up with Yi Hong, and I know his character very well." Lu Lu described with a sad tone, which made Zi Shan very heavy, and her husband must have had a bad life. it is good.

Lu Lu felt that his sister-in-law's expression was in place, and continued: "I remember that year, we played pee and mud, I peed, he and mud."

Zi Shan: "??????"

"However, when we grew up, we played house. He liked to call me daddy, and I called him son. He had a great time."

Zi Shan: "??????"

"However, when he grows up, he recognizes me as the eldest brother, and I teach him how to perm his afro, and we are all masters."

Zi Shan clenched her fists tightly, it turns out that my family, Yi Hong, was spoiled by you.

And if Yi Hong knew that her elder brother said this to his wife, she would definitely look pretty.

"Zishan, actually, I didn't mean anything else when I said these things. Yi Hong has been very innocent since she was a child. Those who know him think he is easy to bully. That's right, what they said is right, he is indeed easy to bully."

Brother, did you think about the image of the little brother?

"But Zishan, let me tell you, it's actually not the case. Although Yi Hong is honest, she is also a dignified man and a good man who is willing to help others. She often helps goats cross the road."

Brother, stop talking, I beg you.

Lu Lu sighed deeply: "Yi Hong never knew who her father was since she was a child."

The 10,000-point critical hit hit Yi Hong's chest. Fortunately, Yi Hong wasn't there, otherwise she would have exploded.

"It was me and my mother who brought up shit and piss."

Zi Shan heard this sentence so strange, Yi Hong had passed out in the toilet.

Looking at Zishan's suspicious gaze, Lu Lu knew that he had made a slip of the tongue.

"My mother takes it inside the house, but I take it outside." Lu Lu explained in detail.

Big brother, please don’t bring it, my little brother kneels down for you.

"This kid is quite unconfident. The main reason is that something happened in elementary school."

Brother, are you helping me or harming me? Don't talk about those dark histories.

"What's the matter?" Zishan asked in a deep voice.

"Oh, first love."

Zi Shan's face paused: "Yi Hong said that I was his first love."

Lu Lu was startled, and hurriedly explained: "Yi Hong is right, because it was a first love that ended before it even started."

puff!

Yi Hong has already vomited blood and died in the toilet, brother, you are taking revenge on me.

"The love letter was all from me, but before Yi Hong sent it out, the boys in the class snatched it and ran to the podium to read it aloud. Since then, Yi Hong has been autistic."

Really... It is his good fortune that Yi Hong is not on the scene.

Lu Lv sighed a long time and looked out of the window: "Since then, Yi Hong seems not to be interested in women."

Zishan: "..."

"I suspected that he was gay for a long time, until one day, I found out that he was writing pornographic books, and I finally realized that my brother is not gay, he is just flirting."

"But Zishan, don't care about these details. Yihong really has nothing to say to you. In my opinion, Yihong must have mustered up the courage to do this. He didn't dare to look at other girls before."

Zishan held back her mouth: "I don't dare now."

Sister-in-law is awesome.

"At the same time, Yi Hong is also a person who is easily hurt. Based on what I know about him, I may not believe that there is a wife like you now. He also wants to show in front of you and prove that he is a useful man. responsible man."

"Zi Shan, believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Lu Lu silently added in her heart, although sometimes it is unreliable.

Zishan sighed softly, and after hearing Lu Lu's words, Zishan also felt that her slip of the tongue had hurt Yi Hong's self-esteem.

Lu Lu patted his sister-in-law on the shoulder, and said in a deep voice, "Zi Shan, Yi Hong is a good man, don't put too much pressure on him."

"I didn't put pressure on him, he put pressure on himself." Zi Shan bit his lip and said softly, when did he put pressure on him.

Lu Lu coughed lightly: "My little brother also told me that you want a child."

"Is it wrong for me to want a child?" Zi Shan asked with a frown.

"That's right, it's Yi Hong's pressure to have a baby, and he's afraid." Lu Lu said in a deep voice.

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid it's all a dream, because it's so beautiful."

After a long time, Zishan took a deep breath: "Brother, you are really biased, you only help the little brother, not me!"

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