Chapter 48

Feng Yiping was calm on the surface, doing math problems with a calm expression, but in fact his brain was running at a high speed, thinking about various countermeasures. Finally, I finally came up with a solution that is quite feasible for now. Since Liu Fei wrote him a letter almost openly, if he responded openly and openly, there should be room for change.

So he smiled and said to Feng Wen and Wen Hong, "My classmate wrote me a joke, do you want to know?"

"Joke?" Feng Wen was stunned, "Impossible, then show me?"

Wen Hong was also in disbelief.

Feng Yiping was too lazy to care about these two people who were going to see a real joke, he got up and walked over to the podium. Everyone looked at him in surprise. Xiao Zhijie didn't know why, so he got up and pulled him, "Hey, Feng Yiping, think about it first, you can't do this."

Many of the male classmates followed suit, Huang Jingping also looked at him with a complicated expression, and a few girls, such as Wang Jinju, rolled their eyes directly at him.

Feng Yiping ignored this, walked to the podium and said to everyone, "I just received a letter from one of my elementary school classmates, who is now in the third class, and I decided to share it with you."

The male classmate who had good things suddenly shouted, "Oh, oh, read it quickly."

Several female classmates made a "hush" sound.

Feng Yiping took out the second page of the letter from his pocket. Anyway, no one knew how many pieces of paper he had received, and said to everyone, "Everyone must be thinking wrong, and some classmates also know that in order to earn some pocket money, I am still here. I wrote a few small jokes at the story meeting. My classmate saw it and wrote a joke, but she wasn’t sure, so she asked me to help me read it. I thought it was really good, so I read it out for everyone to listen to. If you think it's funny, give it a round and give it a round of applause!"

This turning point was a bit big, and many people in the audience didn't turn around. Feng Yiping didn't care, he took the piece of paper and pretended to read it.

There was no other way, Feng Yiping had to make some comments. Now everyone understood it. After thinking about it, they all found it funny, and some of the classmates applauded.

It's just that the applause came really late. Well, Feng Yiping felt embarrassed to tell a bad joke.

Xiao Zhijie coaxed, "Feng Yiping, tell me one more thing."

Squad leader Zhou Liwei also said, "Feng Yiping, there is still time, you can talk about it again to make everyone happy."

Feng Yiping thought about it for a while and said, "Inspired by my classmates, I also thought about one, and told it to everyone."

One day, the police and some high-ranking officials attended a meeting. As a result, there was a series of car accidents and they were sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. The reporters rushed to the hospital after hearing the news. After a long time, the doctor came out. The reporter was busy asking, "Doctor! Doctor! Is the president saved? ?" The doctor shook his head in frustration and said, "Alas, the president is helpless."

The reporter asked again: "Doctor! Doctor! Can the chief executive be saved?" The doctor shook his head in frustration and said, "Alas, there is no help."

The reporter asked, "Who is saved then?" The doctor cheered up and said, "Taiwan is saved!"

Xiao Zhijie took the lead. This time the applause came more timely. Feng Yiping bowed to everyone with a smile and returned to his seat.

Feng Wen still asked him suspiciously, "Feng Yiping, is the letter really a joke?"

Feng Yiping asked him, "What do you think?"

Feng Wen was still entangled, and Wen Hong slapped him on the head, "It's almost time for class, didn't you just want me to take care of you?"

This is just the beginning, Feng Yiping wondered if it was time to find a classmate and give a pair of confessions. You said that you wrote the letter when you wrote it. How could you be so careless when sending it, so that so many people could see it?

But he thought again, going to Liu Fei now, in the eyes of a caring person, it is a little bit too revealing. I believe that this joke will reach Liu Fei's ears tonight, and she should know what to do.

Feng Yiping successfully diverted everyone's attention. Now what they are talking about is not a female classmate who wrote a letter to Feng Yiping, but Taiwan.

Of course, this matter still has to be dealt with. After lunch the next day, Feng Yiping came to Class 3 classroom and shouted at the door, "Liu Fei,"

The students from Class 3 who were still in the classroom looked over, and Feng Yiping waved to them with a smile, with a general demeanor.

Liu Fei was talking to a few girls, and when she looked up, Feng Yiping was standing at the door of the classroom, waving at him, blushing, pushing away the giggling female classmates, and trotting over.

Feng Yiping patted Liu Fei on the shoulder generously, and some of the classmates who were leaning on the window watching screamed, but Feng Yiping knew that at this time, if you were too cautious, it would make people feel that there was a problem. Others will feel nothing.

Or girls are born to be actors. Liu Fei must have heard about what Feng Yiping did in class last night, so she took the initiative to say, "Feng Yiping, have you changed what I wrote?"

"What you wrote is so funny, I don't need to change it at all!" Feng Yiping took out a piece of paper from his pocket with the joke written on it. There may be an extra sentence below, so Liu Fei can copy it again, so that even if a teacher checks it, it is really the same as what Feng Yiping said, Liu Fei only wrote a joke.

Liu Fei took it and put it in her pocket, "Hehe, thank you, if you say that, I'll have the bottom line, then I'll send it out on weekends."

At this time, a few female classmates seemed to be invited to do something, and walked in this direction together, Feng Yiping deliberately said loudly, "Liu Fei, if there is such a thing in the future, you can tell me face-to-face, this is the first time I received it. The letter from the female classmate made her heart skip a beat with excitement, she thought it was a love letter, but when she opened it, she realized that she was a peacock opening screen, she was self-motivated, and she was just rejoicing, alas, I’m so disappointed!”

Liu Fei watched the female classmates come over, covered her mouth and smiled, posing to hit him, "Feng Yiping, we have been classmates in elementary school for six years, I don't know what kind of person you are, I will write you a love letter? You? It really is a peacock opening screen!"

Feng Yiping took a step back and pretended to be afraid and said, "I'm not afraid of you hitting me, I'm afraid that the male students in your class will hit me, look at them, for fear that I will take you away, I'd better run away first. already."

"Hehe, then you can go." After Liu Fei finished speaking, she turned around and walked over to the girls who had been dawdling around, and took out a piece of paper from her pocket to show them, "Feng Yiping and I have been together for six years. , I'm familiar with it, you see, it's this joke, Feng Yiping said it's good, it will be sent on weekends, if I'm lucky, I can also get the manuscript fee."

Hearing the voice behind him, Feng Yiping breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Liu Fei had written one by herself based on the joke she heard. It was amazing! He secretly wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, I'm going, it's really tiring to do such a thing.

So far, there are basically no sequelae left in this matter. Of course, he still has one more level to pass. However, there was a Chinese class in the morning, and Mr. Wang didn't look for him after class. For self-study at noon, Mr. Wang came once and didn't look for him.

Feng Yiping felt a little strange. It stands to reason that the teacher at this time was looking at the puppy love of the students as a flood. She must have heard about yesterday's incident. Man, how can you be so indifferent? its not right!

After dinner, he came back from washing the dishes and was about to go back to the classroom. He just made a joke about Teacher Zhu yesterday, and of course he won't take the initiative to go to the head teacher's house these two days.

At this time, he heard a whistle, looked up, and Mr. Zhu gestured to him with a bowl. He understood that it was the head teacher who was calling.

He went to Wang Yumin's house with only a pen and paper as usual. After entering the door, he greeted Xiaoyanzi as if nothing was wrong, and then gave Mr. Zhu a comment on the half-finished piece of bamboo that he had painted.

Teacher Zhu took it over, took a few glances, and said, "Don't think that drawing bamboo is easy, it's not that easy to draw bamboo well, otherwise Zheng Banqiao won't be so famous, but you still have something to be praised for, this bamboo joint The painting is very good, very good." He pointed to a bamboo joint in the middle and said to Feng Yiping, Feng Yiping saw it, it was really true, maybe it was when he was painting that bamboo joint, and when he was painting that bamboo joint, he suddenly felt blessed. Good, not many strokes, but certainly more natural and vivid than others.

"Hehe, Mr. Zhu's eyes look like this, and I also think this bamboo joint painting is pretty good." Feng Yiping gave a little flattery.

Here, the teachers and students met each other, and Wang Yumin finally lost her breath and coughed, "Feng Yiping, you are still pretending to be stupid with me. Did you tell me yourself, or do you want me to ask you?"

Feng Yiping widened his eyes and looked at her innocently, "Mr. Wang, what are you talking about, how come I don't understand at all?"

Wang Yumin laughed instead of being angry, "You really don't understand? Hehe, what happened to that letter yesterday?"

"Oh, teacher, this is what you said," Feng Yiping suddenly realized, "it's my primary school classmate, now Liu Fei from the third class, who wrote a joke, and also wants to vote for "Story Meeting", let me help. ,What's wrong?"

Without waiting for Wang Yumin to speak, he continued, "Maybe it's because of my influence. As far as I know, some classmates are preparing to submit articles to various magazines, but unlike me, most of my reasons are for money, they It seems that the main thing is to get my work published and to enjoy that success and joy.”

Teacher Zhu is a good comrade, so he went on immediately, "Yes, I was moved, and I wondered if I could write something. If I can publish it, I can also help my daughter buy some nice clothes."

"Dong dong," Wang Yumin couldn't help knocking on the table, she didn't understand, even though they were nearly twenty years apart, how could her husband and Feng Yiping always get along so well, "Old Zhu, take Swallow for a walk. Xiaoshi, Feng Yiping, don't change the subject!"

Feng Yiping pretended to be aggrieved and said, "Mr. Wang, where did I change the topic? There are really many students who are ready to submit papers."

Wang Yumin knocked on the table again in anger, "The point, that letter!"

"What's wrong with that letter, it's just a joke, ask me to help you read it!" Feng Yiping pretended to understand what she meant when he saw Wang Yumin glaring angrily.

"Oh, Mr. Wang, I understand what you're thinking." Feng Yiping said frustratedly, "I was also very excited and excited at the time. I thought it was a love letter written by some girl. After opening it, I realized that I was It's self-indulgent, alas, I'm really disappointed."

Teacher Zhu couldn't help laughing. Wang Yumin stroked her head with her hand. What worked well for other students had no effect on Feng Yiping. Feng Yiping even said that he expected to receive a love letter from a female classmate. Maybe this time, he really just asked him to modify a joke?

But Wang Yumin instinctively felt that something was wrong, but there was no evidence, and Feng Yiping didn't hide it from everyone at the time.

But teachers want to maintain their dignity and teach students a lesson. There are reasons for that.

So Wang Yumin stopped worrying about the letter, and turned to criticize Feng Yiping's ideological problems, "You want to receive love letters from female classmates at a young age? What are you thinking about all day? Did you come to school or What a fool? Don't be complacent when you have a little grade. There are still more than two years left, and a few students in the class are making rapid progress. It's better to spend more time learning, even if it is to write a novel, it will give us a face, make our parents proud, and the manuscript fee can also subsidize the family..."

Wang Yumin fired like a machine gun for four or five minutes, and she stopped only when Teacher Zhu asked Xiaoyanzi to bring her the water cup.

During this period, Feng Yiping kept his head down and listened to Wang Yumin's teaching attentively.

The words that were stuck in my heart were finally vented out, and my mood was finally relieved for a while.

While she was in a good mood, Feng Yiping hurriedly left and stayed, maybe asking him to write a review.

Sure enough, not long after Feng Yiping left, Wang Yumin, who had taken a few sips of water, reacted, "I forgot to ask him to write a review."

Teacher Zhu comforted her, "Forget it, it's the same whether you write the review or not. This student is far more mature than his peers. These things don't need you to preach, he knows it himself. You shouldn't treat him like an ordinary student."

Wang Yumin knew that what her husband said was reasonable, but she didn't want to lose the battle. "No matter how mature he is, he is a teenager. As the head teacher, I have the obligation to teach him to learn well. What's wrong, is it wrong?"

Teacher Zhu raised his hands in surrender, "Yes, yes, you are right, of course."

Feng Yiping ran out of the building again at a brisk pace. If he didn't take the initiative and gave Teacher Wang an excuse to criticize education, Teacher Wang might think of other ways to investigate the matter.

Well now, she took the initiative to give an excuse to let Teacher Wang educate her, and she felt relieved, and this matter was really over.

Xiao Zhijie and Wang Changning were standing under the corridor, leaning against the pillar and talking. Seeing him come back, Wang Changning asked him with a smile, "You've been scolded!"

Xiao Zhijie said gloatingly, "Now you know the downside of showing mercy everywhere. Tell me, how many elementary school girls have close ties with you?"

Feng Yiping was not annoyed, "I don't have anything at all, and my heart is selfless." He deliberately said to Wang Changning, "You said that if Principal Zhang knew that his daughter is constantly flirting with a student, what would he do?"

"Hehe," both of them laughed maliciously.

Xiao Zhijie was really a little frightened, and he said, "We are just ordinary classmates, it's nothing."

Seeing his nervous appearance, Wang Changning and Feng Yiping laughed out loud, which attracted the inquiring look of their former classmates. Feng Yiping's slightly depressed mood finally became a lot more cheerful.

Feng Yiping wasn't sure if the incident had really passed, until he knew that the third class head teacher didn't look for Liu Fei, he finally felt relieved.

Of course, the solution to this matter is not a good one, but even though Feng Yiping has been a human being in two lifetimes, he has only had one serious love affair, that is, the one between him and Zhang Yan. .

Therefore, he really has no experience in dealing with emergencies like this time, and can only use stupid methods. Fortunately, it seems that the results are ok.

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