Chapter 886 Blasphemer
Chapter 886 Blasphemer
"Um... can you help me untie the rope?" A certain god's smile was stiff, and he showed his kindness to Luo Jie with his eyes. "If the other gods knew that I was tied to the bed and reading the oracle with my thighs spread apart, they would It will become the laughing stock of the entire God Realm..."
Huh? This request... seems to be very feasible.
When the other party said this, Luo Jie was no longer in a hurry to untie the rope. He dragged a chair and sat at the end of the bed.
Well, it's the position facing the head of the bed with the best view.
"I don't want to listen to some oracle. Please leave. You enter my... fiancée's body without permission. It makes me feel like I have been reincarnated in Thunder Bluff."
Luo Jie casually gave "Li Lulu" the identity of "fiancée" so that she could become famous.
"Huh? Where is Thunder Bluff?" A certain god tried hard to remember to no avail, blinked his big eyes and said cutely: "I'm just borrowing it for a while, and if I don't finish reading the oracle, I can't leave even if I want to... If it's because of psychology If you are a germaphobe, you can rest assured that I am the goddess of water who symbolizes purity, and I am definitely not one of those wretched old men or greasy middle-aged fat uncles.”
"Oh? Isn't it possible to return to the divine realm without finishing reading the oracle?"
Luo Jie wanted to take the opportunity to rip off someone, but suddenly realized that the other party seemed to have leaked some terrible information.
"Yes, even though we are gods, we still have to look at our work performance... Huh? Why are you taking off your clothes?"
Looking with horror at the man approaching step by step, a certain goddess felt an ominous premonition in her heart, and quickly used a big prophecy spell on herself - Damn it! I'm going to have a bloody disaster today!
"Wait, I think we can talk..."
"There's nothing to talk about." Luo Jie smiled condescendingly, and the ferocious snake-shaped black shadow reflected on the pale face of a certain goddess, "Since you refuse to leave my fiancée's body, I will beat you out with a stick! "
"Hey? You can't do this! Lord God, you bastard old man, you lied to me! Didn't you say there is no danger in the lower world this time - ah!"
A certain goddess’ pain became an emoticon.
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[You have blasphemed the gods and earned the title "blasphemer". 】
[You are cursed by the goddess of water. 】
[The curse failed, and the goddess of water suffered the backlash of the curse, randomly dropping one of her own skills. 】
[You have obtained the skill "Flowers, Birds, Wind and Moon". 】
Luo Jie: "..."
[Flowers, Birds, Wind and Moon] have all come out. If he can't guess who the guy lying on the bed with his eyes rolling and twitching is, his hair will probably turn blue.
No wonder the screaming emoticon at the end looks so familiar...
Forget it, let’s take a look at the title and skills we just got.
【blasphemer】
Type: title
Effect: In any scene with gods, you will not be favored and protected by the Holy God, but you will be favored and loved by the Demon God.
【Flowers, Birds, Wind and Moon】
Type: magic
Quality: F (white)
Level: LV.1
Effect: Using a fan to spray water out of thin air with a rainbow effect, it is widely praised as a banquet technique that enlivens the atmosphere.
Introduction: MDZZ.
Well, ignore the "Flower Bird Fengyue" who has a deceptive name but is actually a clown. At least Luo Jie has achieved his main goal this time - the title "blasphemer".
It may be difficult for some people to understand why he would deliberately obtain such a title with obvious negative effects.
The reason is actually very simple - to stand in line.
The rules of the fantasy world are that in a world with gods, no one can escape the jurisdiction of the gods.
Either take shelter from the Holy God or take shelter from the Demon God.
Of course, if you want to get the so-called "god's favor", it doesn't mean that you can just believe in a religion and pray.
Just like when you go to school, not every student can get the attention of the teacher, and the gods don't have the energy to keep an eye on everyone. Most people pray for "God X's protection", but in fact, they only get "God X" throughout their lives. "Deceive".
Instead of pinning your hopes on the whims of the gods, it would be better to impress one party from the start.
For example, the title "blasphemer".
As for why I chose the Demon God's side instead of the Holy God's side, of course it's because the Demon God's sister is cooler and bigger...just kidding.
Mainly because "blasphemer" is a title that can only be obtained by attacking the Holy God. After all, the Demon God itself is synonymous with cruelty and depravity. No matter how he attacks, it cannot be said to be blasphemy.
The title shared by both parties is "God Killer". Although this title is more powerful, it also means that there will be no end to the death. Luo Jie does not plan to play that big for the time being.
"This world is about to be destroyed by the Iron Legion, young bastard, hurry up and save the world——!"
The goddess of water on the bed woke up at some point. She was crying and recited the oracle at the speed of a rapper, then turned into a white light and returned to the divine world.
Immediately, the big blond evil elf "Li Lu Lu" also woke up faintly, looking at Luo Jie sitting on the bed with his back to her with a confused look.
"Mr. Nightmare, what happened just now? I seem to have a vague impression, but I can't remember clearly."
"It's nothing, you have just been possessed by a mentally retarded person. I have already performed an exorcism ritual for you." Luo Jie smiled, untied the ropes binding "Li Lu Lu"'s limbs, and helped her put on clothes very considerately.
"Oh... is mental retardation some kind of vicious curse? I feel like my head is still groggy and my whole body can't use any strength."
"Maybe the remaining mental retardation has not been completely eliminated. I will help you get rid of it again later."
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As the news of the death of Marquis "Ferndorf" came, the desperate guards threw down their weapons and surrendered one after another, and the Lord's Palace Castle officially announced a change of flag.
The war is over, but the troublesome aftermath has just begun.
The aristocratic territory is not a bandit den. It does not mean that once you kill the boss, your subordinates will accept him unconditionally.
In fact, when the results of this battle spread rapidly through word of mouth, the entire Fendorf Territory fell into a huge panic.
The nobles, who were worried about being liquidated by the unknown force that captured the lord's palace, fled almost overnight with their families and took refuge in other territories. The big businessmen who could not let go of their property hired more guards and adventurers, and were on guard against possible dangers at any time. There will be chaos and military disaster.
Almost half of the small officials who were originally in charge of the local area have gone away. The government affairs in the territory are almost completely paralyzed. No one can maintain the security in various towns. The number of vicious crimes such as vandalism, smashing and robbery has increased sharply.
It is definitely impossible to quickly control such a large territory with just the players and people from Elm Village.
So after some discussion, Luo Jie and others decided to use a carrot in one hand and a big stick in the other. First, they killed the nobles and officials who had violated their orders, and then promoted a group of unsatisfied junior officials who had been stationed at the grassroots all year round. It can be said that the behemoth led by Fendorf has been put into operation with great difficulty.
To be fair, this method of high-pressure governance is crude and has endless consequences, but there is no better way at the moment, so we have to put up the air first.
God knows how the seven Fuluwa in the original work solved the problem of maintaining stability after killing the lord. UU Reading www. uukanshu.net It feels as if everyone has accepted the rule of the new lord as a matter of course, without any conspiracy or conspiracy from the original vested interest groups.
Due to the unscientific existence of magic, the speed of information transmission among the higher-ups in this world is very fast. The news that Fendorf Territory was captured by unknown forces spread to the imperial capital thousands of miles away in just a few days.
Regardless of whether they like the fat Marquis with gold teeth who only knows how to play with women, the high-ranking nobles in the imperial capital cannot tolerate this kind of rebellious behavior that rubs their faces on the ground. They immediately ordered the neighboring "Buchwald Territory" and The "Aclade Territory" dispatched an army, led by the Duke of Oslo El Gustaf, known as "The Mysterious Duke", to jointly encircle and suppress the rebels who captured the "Fendorf Territory".
The clouds of war once again enveloped the sky over "Fendorf Territory".
? ?Give yourself a short vacation today and take your kids out for a walk. Sorry for the lack of updates. (There are easter eggs at the back)
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