Chapter 225 What Is This... The River Stinks

Xijiang City Wind and Cloud] Chapter 225 What is this... The river stinks

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Chapter 225 What is this... The river stinks

The team from Xijiang University settled in a hotel in Linchuan. Although the hotel was a bit shabby due to the impact of the earthquake, it was still good overall, at least much better than the low-rise bungalows that other NGOs lived in. .

"What is this... a soft bed? How can there be such a reason, the bed is a place to rest, how can you put so many fancy things!"

"What is this... a sofa? When you live in the world, you are talking about walking and sitting upright, and a soft sofa is clearly something that makes people indulge in enjoyment! No wonder you humans are so lazy!"

"This is... a mirror? It's made of glass? Hmph, I admit that you humans are a bit brainy, but I don't know how beautiful your glass is!"

"This is... a chandelier? Hey, it's really beautiful, but it's a pity it's flashy..."

"The overall style of this hotel is quite strange, without the beauty of classical, it is just like the work of barbarians, it is difficult to enter the room, I am aggrieved by living here..."

"What is this? A toilet? Hmph... You humans are so disgusting, you even think about saving your energy..."

"This is... a condom? What is a condom? That thing that wraps a man? Hmph... You humans are full of warmth and lust, and you mess around with some dirty things all day long..."

"What is this? It seems to be made of the same substance as a condom... an inflatable doll? Hmph, what is the magic use of this inflatable doll? It is used as a lifebuoy? How shameless!"

"This thing is a shriveled cucumber, isn't it? It's just why it doesn't have the scent of plants, and there is a line attached to the top, no, this is clearly a work of art in the shape of a cucumber... Uh, this is a woman's loneliness, a couple's bed The first strange thing? Specifically... how unreasonable! You humans are... hopeless, hopeless!"

"This is... leather? Made of cowhide crocodile skin? I don't understand why you humans have a soft spot for the fur of alien races. Have you never treated alien races as friends? It really is a beast with a human face..."

"This kind of painting and calligraphy, the artistic level is perfect, and the scene is perfectly reproduced... What? This is a photo? What is a photo... Wait, I don't understand your professional terms..."

"What is this? So soft,

White as snow... what? tissue? For mouth wipes and stains... ass wipes? You human beings are really rude! "

"What is this? It feels smooth and smooth to the touch, and smells a delicate fragrance. Could it be a handkerchief from my daughter's house? What? Time? It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous!"

Li Jiayu and others found a room early. Of course, Queen Chanyou was also mixed with Li Jiayu, but she was born in the world of immortals and had never seen all kinds of daily necessities in the human world, so she was surprised when she saw something rare and strange. She was clearly shocked by the imagination and creativity of human beings, but in order to maintain the dignity of the demon clan, the dead duck stubbornly wanted to belittle human beings, and sprayed these daily necessities to be worthless...

Yan Zisu, who patiently explained to Chanyou, couldn't stand it anymore. She looked at Li Jiayu for help, hoping that Li Jiayu could calm Chanyou a little bit, and don't always point and point in a self-centered manner, after all, Chanyou left a sentence " Human idiots", the right sentence "hopeless" is really hitting everyone in the face.

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute! Anyway, you don't like to mix with us lowly humans, so, Kikyo has packed a living room for you, you can go in and meditate and rest, tonight I will I'll cast a light spell on you to get rid of the scabs for you."

Li Jiayu glanced at Chanyou, and said indifferently, anyway, the initiative is in his hands, and the aloof demon fox queen is his subordinate.

"Hmph, it's still early. Ben Gong has been in a coma for three or four days. Naturally, I want to move around a lot and see your inferior 'customs and customs'..." Chanyou sat calmly on the soft sofa, lazily Close your eyes.

"Tsk, then you can go out for a walk by yourself, stop staying in the living room and disgusting us all! The streets outside are also wonderful, although insects, earthquakes, etc. have made the city unrecognizable, but it is enough for you. Enjoy the city scenery." Li Jiayu also sat beside Chanyou and said impatiently, if it weren't for Chanyou's strong fighting power, he really wanted to drive this super annoying woman away, so as to save her in front of everyone Talk nonsense.

One Liu Yinsha is enough to give Li Jiayu a headache, and with this Chanyou, who is a thousand times more difficult to deal with than Liu Yinsha, Li Jiayu is really annoying.

He couldn't understand why Xiao Wanqing and Yan Zisu were both young women and mature women, so gentle and charming, but those two made people frown and hide as far away as possible.

Li Jiayu has always had a great impression of young women and mature women, but now... hey, it's okay not to say it or not to say it.

"Hmph, do you think Ben Gong wants to be with you? The outside is full of ghosts and bad feng shui, so there is nothing to see at all! Li Jiayu, you are dissatisfied with Ben Gong's attitude, and Ben Gong is even more dissatisfied with your attitude, do you think... ...Li Jiayu, are you listening!"

Seeing Li Jiayu's expression of "too lazy to care for you", Chanyou couldn't help frowning, looking like she was angry and reproached, but she couldn't do anything about Li Jiayu, so she finally got sullen and hummed:

"Bengong hasn't eaten for a long time... Li Jiayu, you should know how to do it, right? Bring out any good meals..."

"You! You stupid woman, your brain is flooded, right? Didn't you see that we were all running away? Can you have something good to eat? Do you think you are still the legendary queen who is all-powerful? Look at your downfall now. Whatever it is, I can blow you up with one hand! It's good for you to eat grass, roots and bark!" Li Jiayu glanced at Chanyou coldly, the corners of her lips raised the signboard's disdainful smile, and said softly. said.

"Okay, okay...you all stop arguing."

Xiao Wanqing's house is kind-hearted and bright-hearted, and naturally she doesn't want to see Li Jiayu and his summoned person having a conflict, so she smooths things out and smiles at Chanyou:

"Welcome to become a member of Xijiang University, my name is Xiao Wanqing, nice to meet you... You must be hungry, there are a lot of chocolate candies in your luggage bag, Hongxia, go and get some for Chanyou ."

"Aunt Xiao, those are..."

"Go quickly."

"Oh……"

Chanyou glanced at Xiao Wanqing slightly contemptuously, to say that of all the people here, Xiao Wanqing was the most pleasing to her eyes, so she chatted with Xiao Wanqing one after another, waiting for Dye Hongxia to separate the chocolate and biscuits. When such things were brought, Chanyou even made a joke. She looked at the package of the candy with a strange expression, wondering if the package was edible... After Xiao Wanqing told her with a smile, Chanyou opened it with a cold face. A piece of drunken chocolate, with a sweet fragrance on the nose, is very tempting.

"This smell is really strange... I have tasted the delicacies of mountains and seas in the Underworld, but I have never smelled this unique sweet fragrance..."

Chanyou's eyes flickered, her graceful and graceful face moved slightly, she lightly opened her cherry lips, took a small bite, chewed slowly, the expression on her face slowly stretched, and finally looked at Xiao Wanqing with a complicated expression. on.

Obviously, she was a little surprised by the food in the human world. The taste was completely different from the nectar and jade dew in the Xianxia world. First, it had a faint bitter taste, then a pure wine taste, and then a strong sweetness. The three. The flavors are mixed together, giving people a bizarre taste enjoyment...

To be honest, Chanyou was seriously injured eighteen years ago and lost her newborn daughter. As a result, she spent so many years in hospital bed recovering from her injuries. She lived a very hard life and worked hard all day. The trivial affairs of the underworld, worried that the sword immortals attacked the door again, she almost forgot the joy of life and fell into the abyss of hesitation.

Such a small piece of chocolate naturally can't shake the determined Chanyou, but for a moment, Chanyou has a strange feeling of being moved, and all the worries, troubles, misery, and burdens have vanished... ...Of course, this also has a lot to do with Li Jiayu, because Li Jiayu's "brightness technique" can make her life shine again, as long as she follows him with shame and bears humiliation for three or five years, she will be able to recover, Reclaim the legendary pinnacle.

Seeing that Chanyou's face was a little weird, Xiao Wanqing couldn't help but tentatively ask:

"Well, it's still to your liking..."

"Very ordinary food... The Qiong Jam in the Illusory Underworld is also better than this, but this thing called chocolate is the most delicious food I have eaten in the past 18 years..."

"Then eat more, don't starve." Xiao Wanqing said softly.

"Chanyou! Don't eat so many high-energy chocolates, it's not for you! If you want to eat them, you can eat compressed biscuits!" Li Jiayu didn't like Xiao Wanqing being so nice to Chanyou, or that he had Slight vinegar smell.

"Jiayu, you treat Chanyou a little better. She is your right-hand man. She came to help you from thousands of miles away. You can't be so fierce to others!" Xiao Wanqing said softly to Li Jiayu, motioning him to be generous One point, I don't know that if Li Jiayu had been generous, he would have been hacked to death hundreds of times by Chanyou long ago.

Suddenly, Chu Xiang ran in, nodded towards Ranhongxia and Li Jiayu, and reported the situation:

"After being busy for a long time, Ling Shaoping and Lu Feiyang led the team to collect food, and the harvest was not small, adding up to two tons, enough food for our Xijiang University for a whole day... But, I'm sorry, I ran I caught fish in Linjiang and Pingjiang, but I found that there were no fish, shrimps or crabs in the water, not even water insects. What is even more strange is that there is always a gloomy ghost in the river water, which makes my heart shudder, and the water seems to be still alive. There is a rancid smell..."

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