This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 6 How Honored Are You?

After entering the house.

The filming team began to move, set up the camera and put on the lights.

The host sorted out the clothes and said with a formulaic smile: "After a brief exchange with Chen Yu's family, we came to Chen Yu's house. It can be seen that the conditions of the Chen family are very ordinary, even a little bad. But this is also a side view. It proves that Chen Yu is not easy. He needs to put in several times more effort, hard work, and hard work than ordinary people to achieve today's success..."

"Squeak."

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom with a cigarette in his mouth.

"call……"

In front of everyone's eyes, Chen Yu spit out a smoke ring and raised his eyebrows: "You guys?"

host:"……"

Cameraman: "..."

"Chen...Chen Yu!" Mother Chen was surprised: "When did you learn to smoke?"

"Oh, I just learned today." Chen Yu flicked the cigarette ash skillfully, took another breath, and sprayed it out of his nostrils.

Everyone: "..."

"Pinch off the cigarette, they are shooting a documentary for you." Mother Chen shouted.

"Oh. Wait a minute." Nodding, Chen Yu continued to snort a few times, flicked the cigarette butt, spit out more than 20 smoke rings, and then shivered: "Finished."

Everyone: "..."

The photographer came over and asked in the hostess' ear, "What should I do?"

"Tell Xiao Li, the pinch just now."

"it is good."

Calmly stepping on the cigarette butt, the hostess smiled and handed the microphone to Chen Yu: "Hello, classmate Chen Yu, I'm very honored to..."

Chen Yu: "How honored are you?"

host:"……"

"Chen Yu!" Chen Siwen couldn't help showing her head from the kitchen: "Don't talk about the old stalk! People came from the stadium to interview you, so be serious!"

"Oh." Chen Yu suddenly took off his shirt, revealing his strong muscles, his face was serious, his fists were clenched, his energy was tense, and he put on a standard boxing stance: "Come on."

"..." The host picked up the handkerchief and wiped his sweat subconsciously: "Chen...Chen Yu, it's just an interview...you don't have to be too serious..."

"Oh!"

"You put on your clothes first..."

"OK."

The cameraman came over again and asked in the host's ear, "Can you cut this part too?"

"Pinch off, pinch off..."

Then, Chen Siwen came out with hot tea.

Under her surveillance, Chen Yu immediately became a lot more honest: "Sit, let's sit and talk."

In the small living room, everyone took two steps back at the same time, leaving space for the host and Chen Yu to take their seats.

Picking up the tea, Chen Yu took a sip, raised Erlang's legs, pinched his feet, and scratched his face: "Let's talk, what are we talking about."

"..." The host swallowed and forced a smile: "Chen...Chen Yu, what do you want to say about your winning the champion this time?"

"I just want to know when the champion's 1 million bonus will be called. How much tax deduction will be deducted."

"...What I'm asking is how you feel after becoming the champion."

"After the champion?" Chen Yu frowned: "Neither my parents are champions."

host:"……"

"Our family, I am the champion."

"Classmate Chen Yu." The corner of the hostess' mouth rose stiffly: "You may not understand what I mean, I..."

"Then your ability to express yourself is too poor."

host:"……"

Chen Siwen shouted angrily: "Chen Yu!"

"Okay." Chen Yu shrank his neck: "You repeat, I will try to think carefully."

The host took a deep breath and asked, "What do you want to say about your winning the top spot this time?"

Chen Yu: "..."

host:"……"

Chen Yu: "..."

host:"……"

Chen Yu: "..."

The host's smile gradually disappeared: "You said it!"

"I'm not thinking.

"Chen Yu frowned.

"Then have you thought about it now?" Chen Siwen on the side was expressionless.

"Think about it." Chen Yu nodded: "As for this champion, um... I have nothing to say."

"Mom, bring our kitchen knife." Blue veins appeared on Chen Siwen's forehead.

"Okay! I said it! It's not that I don't say it!" Chen Yu was dissatisfied: "I have no experience, so I don't know how to say it."

"You...you can refer to other champions." The host was tired: "For example, for this champion, what time did you get up to practice every day, what did you experience..."

"All the other champions said that?" Chen Yu wondered.

"A lot of them say that."

"Really? I don't believe it."

host:"……"

Chen Yu: "Hahahahaha..."

host:"……"

Chen Yu: "Don't you think it's funny?"

Host: "Do you think it's funny?"

Chen Yu: "Oh, shouldn't I be smiling?"

"..."

After a long silence, the hostess had to change the direction of inquiry: "Chen Yu, when you are preparing for the exam, what time do you get up every day to practice?"

"I don't practice." Chen Yu frowned: "The college entrance examination is only a few days away. With such precious time, I won't be able to play if I don't play."

host:"……"

"After college, is it still so exciting to play in high school?"

The hostess only felt hot lines coming out of her abdomen: "I... I don't understand what you mean."

"It's very simple." Chen Yu spread his hands: "What's the use of sharpening the gun when you don't work hard?"

The host's eyes lit up, and finally heard a useful sentence from Chen Yu's mouth: "You mean, only by working hard on a regular basis, you can't panic before the college entrance examination, right?"

"I don't usually try hard."

Everyone in the house: "..."

"Hey, don't be convinced, the master of Qingcheng is the master. All day long except for eating and sleeping, there is nothing else to do. Who should I teach it? What are you learning?"

"Chen Yu!" Chen Siwen's face flushed with anger: "You are talking nonsense, stop interviewing!"

"That's fine." Chen Yu stood up decisively: "I'm back in the house."

"Don't! Don't!" The host quickly grabbed Chen Yu: "Chat, don't go..."

"Then have a chat?"

"Talk and talk..."

"Well." Sitting back in the chair, Chen Yu took a sip of tea and took the initiative to attack: "Do you usually work hard?"

"I consider myself relatively progressive."

"Then why are you a host?"

"...up...the superior arranged..."

"Oh. How were your grades in the college entrance examination?"

"I also went to college smoothly, but I didn't play the official game."

"It's a good grade to get into the university, what do you want to say?" Chen Yu asked.

"I'm more grateful to my alma mater, because when I first entered school, my grades were not... wait..." The host clenched his fists: "I'm the one interviewing you!!"

...

When the filming team ended the interview and left Chen's house, everyone in the team was downcast.

"This one has been pinched. This one has also been pinched. Pinch pinched! These are even more to be pinched..." The host pointed at the camera screen as he walked.

"...Sister Wang, you've pinched everything you said."

"How much is left?"

"The only thing left is to introduce yourself as you enter the door..."

Everyone: "..."

Host: "Fuck!"

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