Chapter 63: Stirring up the Crowd (Part 1)

Chapter 434: Sparking a Crowd (Part 1)

"This is where you went to school?"

The next day, noon.

After finishing his meal at the cigarette shop, Chen Yu took BB across Central Street and came to a three-story building.

The building is entirely red.

The exterior stairs are wrapped in anti-collision foam.

The courtyard is equipped with trampolines, slides, and merry-go-rounds. But they have all been abandoned long ago.

Most of the exterior paint has been cracked by the wind, and dark red rust stains have leaked out...

"Yes." Looking at the kindergarten with peeling walls, bb nodded with a nostalgic tone: "It's here that I learned a lot of knowledge."

"For example?" Chen Yu squinted: "Throwing away all the nonsense, can you give me an example of normal knowledge?"

"Yes!" bb's eyes shone brightly and he raised his index finger: "For example, King Louis XIV of the surrendering country suffered from a very serious anal fistula in his middle age! It leaked from the left buttocks."

Chen Yu: "..."

"For another example, mating between roosters and hens is completed through cloacal excretion. And if there are no roosters in a flock for a long time, one hen will automatically become a rooster. It's like an online game where the proportion of males is too high. There are always some men who automatically transform into women when they are high.”

Chen Yu: "..."

"For another example, the term money laundering does not mean washing money in water, but turning illegal property into legal property through special means. This term originally came from the laundry room of the Western Blackfoot Party in the 20th century. Detailed operation steps , the director led us to do experiments, mainly including yin and yang contracts, consortium foundations, investments, antique trading..."

"……okay."

Interrupting bb's speech, Chen Yu resolutely pulled out the long sword above bb's head and rushed into the kindergarten.

"Boom!"

He kicked open the metal security door and climbed all the way up the exterior stairs.

Soon, he arrived in front of the third-floor terrace, pointed to the largest room, and asked BB with a gloomy face: "Is your dean here?"

bb opens his clairvoyant eyes,

He nodded: "Not here."

Chen Yu: "...I didn't even nod your head."

"It's on the second floor." bb shook his head.

Hearing this, Chen Yu moved quickly, stretched out his hand to hold the railing, and made a huge loop, jumping from the third floor to the second floor. Then he smashed the window glass with a punch and entered the house with his sword.

"Who?!" The sudden movement caused a middle-aged man who was meditating in the room to come back to his senses. He subconsciously burst out with level 4 energy and turned to look at Chen Yu.

"?!"

And just like that, the middle-aged man was stunned, his energy went out, and he became stiff on the spot.

But Chen Yu didn't pause. He took two steps forward, put his sword directly against the middle-aged man's neck, and said, "Are you the dean?"

"..." The middle-aged man's pupils were shaking.

Chen Yu: "Speak."

"..." The middle-aged man's body trembled.

Chen Yu frowned: "Can you speak?"

"..." The middle-aged man had incontinence of urine.

Chen Yu: "...fuck."

With a look of horror on his face, Chen Yu exited the room and asked, "Is this the latest defensive martial art in the world?"

"You...you are..." The middle-aged man breathed rapidly, and the puddle at his feet grew bigger and bigger: "You are...Chen Yu?!"

"Huh?" Chen Yu reacted and tilted his head: "You know me."

As a former champion of the global high school competition and an active master of the Beijing Battle, he is actually well-known.

But the person in front of him obviously didn't just "know" him...

"Who are you?" Chen Yu put away his sword and looked the middle-aged man up and down. It does feel strangely familiar.

"Me! It's me!" The middle-aged man clenched his fists excitedly, his pupils dilating and shrinking: "Brother Chen Yu! I am your confidant!"

Chen Yu: "Eh?!"

The next moment, the middle-aged man opened his arms and hugged Chen Yu like crazy: "Bosom friend! I finally found you..."

"Dong——"

Before he finished speaking, he was kicked away by Chen Yu and fell heavily for more than ten meters...

"vomit."

Chen Yu retched with disgust and rubbed the water on the soles of his shoes on the ground: "Don't come over here!"

"Bosom friend..." Lying on the ground, the middle-aged man slowly raised his head and looked at Chen Yu with a desperate look: "Have you forgotten me?"

"Who are you?"

"It's me!" The middle-aged man pushed aside his long, ruined hair, revealing a face that didn't look very smart: "I'm Zhuge Wuyong!"

"Zhuge Wu Yong?" Chen Yu was stunned for a moment and suddenly recognized the person in front of him: "It's you! Ah... are you... the warrior in Tang City?"

"Yes! It's me!" The middle-aged man climbed up, nodded crazily, and cried with joy: "It's me, Zhuge Wuyong! I still remember that it was an attack by alien beasts in Tang City. It was you who accurately found the fair meeting in the vast sea of ​​people. The murderer. He also said... He also said that I am a person with outstanding talents. Looking at the entire Tang City, I am the only one who can barely keep up with your thinking. You and I are each other's confidants!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Bosom friend! Have you remembered it?"

"I remembered it. But the memory is not very clear." Chen Yu raised his head and thought hard: "After all, it was a chapter long ago."

"Ah?" The middle-aged man was confused.

"Nothing, let's not talk about this." Seeing that the other party would not answer the question, Chen Yu changed the subject and carefully observed the middle-aged man's appearance: "Tell me about you, why did you come to Qingcheng? Aren't you from Tang City? ?”

"Bosom friend, I'm here to find you." The middle-aged man wiped the tears of excitement on his face with his sleeves stained with "water stains": "I know you are a student of Jingcheng University. But after Jingcheng was destroyed, I will not I know where to find you. I just found out that you are from Qingcheng, brother...ah, why are you so annoying..."

Chen Yu: "I wiped my eyes with urine."

"Where did the urine come from?" The middle-aged man continued to wipe his eyes with his sleeve: "Ah... so spicy..."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Snapped."

Putting his hands together, Chen Yu thought slightly and burst out with energy: "Martial arts - take a big mouthful of phlegm and eat it!"

"call--"

As the martial arts matrix was pieced together, overlapping, reorganized, and spread... a large water ball with a diameter of about two meters fell from the sky above the middle-aged man. He instantly knocked the middle-aged man to the ground.

Then, there is the second ball of water polo.

The third group.

fourth……

fifth……

The huge second floor flat instantly turned into a water curtain cave.

After "shooting" ten water polo balls and confirming that the opponent was completely "cleaned", Chen Yu stopped his martial arts and said: "Now, is it still hurting your eyes?"

"Cough... cough cough... ah..." Zhuge Wu spat out a few words of water and shook his head in a daze: "Okay... much better..."

"Dean!" At this time, BB, who had been observing secretly for a while, jumped out and waved happily to Zhuge Wu: "Hello."

After wiping away the water on his face, Zhuge Wu Yong heard the voice and was surprised: "Dad Chen?!"

bb: "Hello, Dean!"

"Dad Chen?!" Chen Yu looked back at bb: "What the hell is this name?!"

"I heard from my sister that I couldn't get an ID card or go to school with the name bb, so she changed my name to a normal one," bb explained.

"How is this normal?" Chen Yu roared: "It's even more abnormal, okay?! Who named you that?!"

bb: "Sister Chen Siwen."

Chen Yu: "..."

"You..." Zhuge Wu Yong, who was standing in the water, seemed to have sobered up a lot. His eyes glanced back and forth at Chen Yu and bb several times, and he asked tentatively: "Are you a family?"

"Yes!" BB grabbed the corner of Chen Yu's clothes excitedly: "Master Chen Yu, you are my homeless person."

Chen Yu: "...Guardian."

"Yes!" bb changed his mind: "Guardian."

"It turns out... you are a family." Zhuge Wuyong lost his mind again: "I have broken through the iron shoes and found nowhere... That person is actually in the dimly lit place!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Bosom friend, I...I'm looking for you...it's so hard to find you!" Inexplicably, Zhuge Wuyong suddenly collapsed emotionally and burst into tears.

Chen Yu: "...Why are you looking for me?"

"Because your wisdom is the most extraordinary I have ever seen in the world. So..." Zhuge Wu opened his coat, took out a large plastic bag from his underwear, and then peeled off the plastic bag layer by layer, revealing a Micro Electronic Tablet: "I've been looking for you for a long time, so I wanted to give this to you. Only you should be able to use it correctly."

"What is this?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows slightly, stepped forward, and took the tablet with slight disgust.

Zhuge Wu Yong: "A way to control strange beasts, and even control the tide of beasts."

"What?!" Chen Yu was startled.

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