Chapter 142 The Great Dwarf Craftsman Cloto Wrench

The so-called wine festival, the protagonist is naturally all kinds of beer.

In this annual grand festival of the Dwarf Kingdom, all the famous brew masters in the entire Dwarf Kingdom will present their best works of the year for everyone to taste.

Since the dwarf and the gnome are neighbors and have a good relationship, even the gnomes next door came to join in the fun at the Brew Festival.

Tang En had already seen many dwarves hidden among the dwarves. They greeted the dwarves around them with natural expressions as if they were in their own home.

It is strange to say that the dwarves are aboriginals with no beliefs. To be precise, their belief is the Great Technological Cult. However, they have become friends with the dwarves who believe in the goddess of the earth. I don’t know how they developed to this point in the first place. .

Dwarfs are a race shorter than dwarves. If the average height of dwarves reaches Twain's chest, dwarfs are only as tall as his thighs. It's no wonder that even Brian dares to call them dwarfs in front of dwarves.

In Prandal, I am afraid that the smallest intelligent races are gnomes and goblins, and they are all the natives of Prandal.

Although it can be seen that these gnomes have been well-dressed in order to respect their friends' festivals, but the smell of lubricating oil on them can be smelled from a long distance away.

Tang En's eyes lit up when he smelled this smell, and he looked at the dwarf with a lot of eagerness in his eyes.

Lubricating oil is inseparable from the development of science and technology, so when Tang En from the earth smelled the smell of lubricating oil, he couldn't help but feel a sense of intimacy with the dwarf.

This race, which is naturally obsessed with all kinds of construction machinery, has added a lot of fun to Prandal.

Tang En didn't take the liberty of talking to the dwarf directly, he was waiting for an opportunity to get to know the dwarf.

Because at the Brewfest, even the gnomes took part in the competition with their own brewed beer.

Dark beer, foam beer, light beer, and even various spirits, such as lava beer, thunder beer, etc. These spirits have already had some prototypes of distilled liquor.

The variety of beers almost dazzled Tang En. Beer and red wine are the absolute mainstream in Prandal, and the variety is even more exaggerated than on Earth. In addition, this magical world is full of all kinds of Such an incredible thing, the feeling of drinking these beers is also very special.

It's like the stronger lava beer and thunder beer. After drinking the former one, the whole body will be hot and even breathe out flames, while the other will have a slight electric current beating on the body after drinking it. The current is not strong, but numb. It feels very comfortable like a massage.

However, what made Dunn dumbfounded the most was that he discovered that there was only one kind of beer brewed by the dwarf, and the name was actually "slick beer"...

According to the little dwarves, drinking this beer will lubricate the intestines, and the bowel movement will be as smooth as lubricating oil...

Could this thing be Kaiselu...

But what stunned Tang En was that the oily beer brewed by the dwarves was actually very popular among the dwarves. Could it be that the dwarves suffered from constipation?

At this time, Tang En suddenly heard bursts of cheers, and leaned over to see, it turned out that the popular "Drunkard Contest" had reached its climax.

In addition to the attractive wine tasting competition on Beer Street, there is also a very famous drunkard competition. The competition is who can drink better. Free flow of champion beer.

On the one hand, this is to advertise the winning beer at the tasting meeting, and on the other hand, it also satisfies the desire of those dwarves who are addicted to alcohol to drink happily, so there are very many people participating in the competition every time, but it is a pity that they can really win the competition. There were not many people who survived to the end, and there were not many people after a few rounds at most.

I saw two dwarves standing on the platform, their faces were flushed at the moment, and their beards were wet and stuck to their bodies, but they didn't care, they only had each other's existence in their eyes.

The dwarf on the left laughed and patted the barrel next to him: "Colin, give up! You are definitely not my opponent! I, Groka, have won the drunkard competition fifteen times in a row!"

"Hmph! Only in the end will we know who the real champion is!"

Colin stared at Grocca with high fighting spirit: "The free drink coupon will be in my pocket!"

"Hmph! Do you want to ruin my life of free drinking? Today I will convince you of defeat under the witness of the goddess!"

Colin said proudly: "Let's start! Serve the wine! I want the strongest purgatory stout!"

"You want to drink purgatory black beer!"

"Goddess! It's interesting this time!"

"Haha, no one has ever been able to drink a whole barrel of Purgatory Stout. Can Groka break this record?"

Hearing Colin's words, Rao Groka's face changed: "You can't win, so you want to drag me down too!?"

"What? Don't you have the courage?"

Grocca was furious and kicked the barrel beside him away: "Bring the Purgatory Stout!"

Soon two small dark wine barrels were moved to the top of the table. Compared with the previous big wine barrels, these two barrels were much smaller, but seeing the dwarves and dwarves gloating around, Tang En reckoned that the Purgatory Dark Beer might not be that simple.

Sure enough, as soon as they opened the lid, Tang En smelled a very unpleasant pungent aura, and immediately he was so smoked that he took several steps back.

Tang En originally thought that this purgatory black beer might be some kind of strong liquor, but now it seems that the reason why he couldn't drink so much is probably because of the strong smell!

How would you describe this smell?

sewer? Rotten fish? dead body? No, it was like the smell of a rotting corpse that was exposed to the sun after being soaked in the sewer for ten and a half months!

There are such terrifying things in this world! ?

Tang En's face was full of horror. The smell of this beer was probably even worse than the canned Swedish herring known as a biochemical weapon on Earth!

This stuff can really drink! ?

But soon, the actions of Grocca and Colin gave Tang En the answer. They actually frowned and really started drinking with the barrel in their arms!

However, looking at their painful faces, I'm afraid drinking purgatory beer is not a pleasure at all...

"Twain, you are here."

At this time, Du Landon found Tang En. After the wedding, he changed out of his armor, and now he looked much more normal.

"Where's Tess?"

"Going to participate in the ladies' event... Ha, Grocca and Colin are actually going to challenge Purgatory Stout this year? Now it's fun to watch... Oh, yes," Durandon suddenly came to his senses, Pointing to the dwarf companion beside him, "Let me introduce you, this is the leader of the dwarf kingdom, the great craftsman Clotho Wrench."

The leader of the dwarf kingdom! ?

Tang En stood in awe, lowered his body and saluted specially: "I salute you, Your Majesty Crotor."

You know, in this world dominated by magical power, it is not easy to develop basic physical science, but the dwarf, an aboriginal race, has been able to persist until now without being assimilated by its own strength. Miracle.

But this Clotho can become the leader of the dwarves, one can imagine his accomplishments in this area.

"No, no, no," Clotho waved his hands repeatedly, "I'm not a king, we dwarfs don't have a king, and my identity is a master craftsman, so please call me Master Clotho."

Durandon said with a smile: "The only criterion for the selection of leaders by the dwarf friends is the attainments in engineering, so Crotor is the greatest engineer among all the dwarves."

Hearing what Durandon said, he felt that the eyes of Clotho in front of him were full of wisdom.

In fact, in Tang En's eyes, Cloto didn't look much different from other dwarfs, except that his hairstyle was even better. His lush hair rose to the sky, which was really attractive.

Cloto noticed Tang En's gaze: "Do you think my hairstyle is very good?"

Before Tang En could speak, Durandon laughed and said, "His hairstyle has at least increased his height by a fist!"

Tang En couldn't help but laugh.

"Durlandon!"

Clotor glared at Durandon: "Don't show off the dwarf's height in front of the dwarf!"

"Of course I have to show off!"

Durandon took it for granted: "We dwarves in Prandal only have a height advantage in front of you and the goblins, so we have to show it off."

Cloto snorted: "You nasty guy, if I bring the shrinking ray device, I will definitely make you look good!"

Tang En couldn't help laughing, coughed lightly, and said, "Master Cloto, I'm very interested in your construction machinery. If possible, can you talk to me?"

"Of course, but let's enjoy the Brewfest for now."

Cloto pointed to the table: "It seems that the result is about to appear."

"It's really close to the limit."

Durandon knows more about the situation of Grocca and Colin, and seeing the two of them now, they know that they have reached their limit.

At this time, Tang En suddenly discovered that there was an active magic power gushing out from Groka's body. Under the influence of that magic power, Groka was actually refreshed, and Gududu slammed down the remaining purgatory stout. I drank it all up!

But what about Colin? At this moment, he was completely delirious, hugging the barrel with a smirk on his face, and a black bubble with a strong stench flew out of his mouth after a full belch...

"Me! Grocca Poker! Still champion!"

Holding the empty barrel aloft, Grocca laughed and declared his victory.

And a group of dwarves and dwarves in the audience held their noses with one hand and applauded him with the other hand, which looked very funny.

Du Landon gloated and said: "Seeing that they drank a lot, it is estimated that they will continue like this for several days."

Tang En was stunned. If he really kept spitting out that foul-smelling bubble like this, wouldn't it be a mess everywhere he went?

"It's really incomprehensible..."

Tang En expressed emotion: "That Groka is a rune dwarf, right? Could it be that rune dwarves are also very good at drinking?"

"Groka Fire Tong is the rune dwarf with the most potential in the younger generation."

Durandon was taken aback: "But how did you know?"

Tang En said casually: "Just now when he was about to get drunk, I felt the fluctuation of magic power. He must have used magic, right? Normal dwarves definitely don't have fluctuations in magic power."

Unexpectedly, after hearing what he said, Durandon suddenly changed his face, knocked away the other dwarves and rushed to the stage, pointed at Groka and roared loudly: "Damn it! Groka, how dare you cheat!?"