Chapter 299 Damn You Retarded!

"Lord, are you helping those two orcs because you like that rabbit man?"

Elsa looked at Tang En curiously.

"No, of course not, it's just out of...well, the will of the universe..."

Tang En's eyes widened again.

It's normal for Elsa to ask this, and this brings us back to the previous topic.

Orcs are not popular in human society. They refer to those rude and savage guys. In addition to those orcs, there are also some orcs who are quite popular with humans.

Well, needless to say, everyone knows that most of them are gentle and lovely orcs, and many of them have even obtained good jobs in the human kingdom.

For example, maids of great nobles show their status, or receptionists in certain shops, etc.

If the god of fire and war, Carlo Marive, created those savage orcs, Tang En would still understand. It's normal. After all, he is the god of war - but this guy also created those cute and harmless orcs. , this is very scary to think about.

Could it be that Kaloma River is actually a man with a girl's heart?

A picture of a two-meter-tall strong man with a beard, muscles, and blood all over his body appeared in Tang En's mind, holding a rainbow pony with a happy face...

"hiss--"

Tang En shivered subconsciously, and the malicious image remained in his mind for a long time.

"Come on - I need a distraction."

Of course Elsa and the others didn't know what Tang En was thinking in his mind, but seeing the constipation on Tang En's face, Elsa stuck out her tongue and was too embarrassed to ask any more questions.

Thanks to the Glorious Festival, the market area of ​​Alyinx gathered merchants from various Purandar countries, including many spice merchants.

Many people in Purandar believe that certain spices are also magic materials with mysterious powers that can stimulate potential and make it easier to awaken talents and become enlightened ones. Many families will buy a lot of them with the idea of ​​"I would rather believe what they have than what they don't have". Use spices to make incense, seasonings, or use them to bathe children...

These strange uses have led to a large consumption of spices, which has caused the price of spices to remain high. Although it is not as crazy as the European spice trade in the more than ten centuries, it can still be regarded as a luxury consumer product.

"Delicious fruits from Abalonland! Only available for the last five days!"

"Come and take a look! The specialty salted fish tidu from Fira, the seaport of Matani territory! Buy one, get one free!"

"High-quality wool imported from the Ren Empire! Look at the color of the coat! The softness is definitely top-notch! It's perfect for rubbing bandages! Only a hardware set is sold!"

"Alinx's specialty mints, five silver coins each, don't miss it if you pass by!"

Tang En was stunned: "Oh, our mints have become a specialty?"

"Idiot Tang En," Nora said with a look of disdain, "They are talking about a specialty of Yalinks."

Tang En spread his hands and said, "Don't you buy the goods from me and resell them?"

"Lord Lord..."

Tina stepped forward to take a look, and then said silently: "This is really not produced by Ellington..."

"Huh?"

Ilia leaned over to take a look and her eyes widened: "Brother, this is different from what we have there!"

Tang En stepped forward to take a look, and then he was speechless.

What they said is right, these are indeed Yalinx's specialty mints. Didn't you see Yalinx's name is written on the package...

"Are any of you interested? My friend, I am not bragging, our mints are the most popular among women and children right now. Your sisters will definitely like them very much."

The businessman regarded Elsa and Ilia as Tang En's sisters.

Elsa blushed: "I am not the lord's sister..."

"Haha, I understand, I understand - uh -"

The guy's smile suddenly froze on his face: "——I'm sorry, what did you just say? Lord?"

Tang En waved to stop Elsa from showing off and winked at Tina.

Tina put down a silver coin, took five mints and handed them to him.

"Taste them all."

Tang En ate one with great interest, and the cool mint flavor quickly spread in his mouth, followed by a sweet feeling.

After tasting it for a moment, Tang En asked thoughtfully, "Where did you get these mints?"

"Sir, it's the Plani Chamber of Commerce."

The boss was so nervous that he broke into a cold sweat. He didn't expect that the customer in front of him was actually a lord!

Even the smallest lord of a barony, who only ruled a small village, was many times more noble than a humble businessman.

"Plani Chamber of Commerce... I have never heard of it."

Tang En silently wrote down the name. At this moment, he realized how inconvenient it was that Fiona and Hilton were not around.

Although Elsa is lively, Illya is also very cute, and Tina is very obedient and sensible, but none of them can be his right-hand assistant like Fiona.

Tina recalled it, felt happy, and said: "Plani Chamber of Commerce is a member of the Business Alliance——"

A voice suddenly came from the side, interrupting Tina: "Plani Chamber of Commerce is a member of the Business Alliance, and the president is Beerbom, whom we have met before. Recently, in order to make up for the losses in the magic crystal trade, , Beerbohm also began to do some small businesses that he had previously looked down upon - such as mints produced in a remote place."

A very bright smile suddenly appeared on Tang En's face: "Good information, how much do you plan to charge?"

A white arm stretched out from the side, went around Tang En's armpit, pinched a mint candy from the stall, and then slowly lifted it up. Tang En subconsciously grabbed it, but he didn't expect that his skin would feel greasy. His arm actually slipped out, and then he stuffed the mint candy into his two delicate red lips.

"What do you think of the price of half a million gold coins?"

“If I say it’s too expensive and not worth it, will you give me a refund?”

"Of course not. You are a big lord who earns millions a day. What will happen if you give me half a million gold coins after I, a poor little girl, have been treated like this by you?"

Looking at Ye Ge, who looked aggrieved, Tang En's smile became even brighter: "After we said goodbye last time, you are so embarrassed to appear in front of me, Ye——"

"Shh..."

Ye Ge suddenly took a step forward and pressed Tang En's lips with his green-white fingers: "Although you don't care, I am a very timid and sensitive woman... exposing my identity at this time will not do anything to you. Good thing, right?”

She lay down and blew into Tang En's ear, and said with a half-smile: "Tang En, the mysterious female thief of Yege's secret society... seems to be a good news headline?"

"you win."

Tang En sighed, slapped her hard on the butt, pinched her again, and said dissatisfiedly: "But I advise you to put the things in my pocket back, they are very dangerous."

Ye Ge rolled his eyes and stuffed the scroll back angrily.

Just in case, Tang En always stuffed some emergency self-defense items with him. The scroll that Ye Ge just took away was a ninth-level magic scroll of lava hell.

If this indiscriminate spell is accidentally activated by her, if the city does not have any emergency measures, it is estimated that the entire Yalinks will be turned into ruins - of course, this kind of worry should be unnecessary. As the capital of the empire, for thousands of years, The background is not a decoration, there must be some kind of magic suppression method.

Looking at the two people standing next to each other, so close, for some reason, Elsa felt a strange feeling of boredom in her heart, and subconsciously clenched her fists.

There was a crisp sound of "creak" and "creak". Illya's eyes widened and she exclaimed: "Sister Elsa! The handlebar! The handlebar is deformed!"

"ah!"

Elsa came to her senses and pushed the handlebars back in panic.

"You are always surrounded by so many women."

Ye Ge glanced at Elsa and said very puzzledly: "In other words, you are a very lustful man, so the question is... why did you throw me out last time? Am I not beautiful enough?"

Tang En jumped off the bicycle and said casually as he walked forward: "There are no men in the world who are not lecherous - except for homosexuals - but being lewd is one thing, and showing off your brain is another. Your IQ is... Thinking makes the gods laugh, and you still want to trick me?"

Ye Ge was immediately furious: "Who are you saying has a low IQ!?"

"Look, you're saying you're not an idiot?"

Tang En looked at Ye Ge with pity: "I don't even know who I'm talking about..."

Damn you retarded!

Ye Ge almost vomited blood.

Every time she saw Tang En, she was restrained in every way. She had managed to trick him last time and finally managed to get a win, but she didn't expect that he would become a guest of her father in the blink of an eye, and she would actually have to give him something. Bringing tea and water with a smiling face...

Can she swallow this breath?

Of course not!

"So, as a dignified lord and the president of the Tang Dynasty Chamber of Commerce who is making a lot of money every day, why are you hanging around here if you don't control your big winner activities today?"

"What do you care about?"

Tang En looked up and down at Ye Ge, who was dressed in simple clothes. After a moment, he suddenly realized: "Is it possible that I came here to affect your business? Don't worry about accepting customers, I won't destroy your sign."

"Of course not—wait!?"

Ye Ge's face froze: "What does it mean to accept customers with confidence!? - Damn it! You bastard, you said I am the kind of prostitute who stands on the street!?"

Tang En nodded with a cautious look on his face: "After taking into account your dress and speech and behavior, I really can't draw any second conclusion other than this."

"You bastard—"

Yege, filled with anger, rushed towards Tang En. As soon as Tang En snapped his fingers, she immediately froze in place.

When did that damn girdle get into her clothes! ?

Ye Ge was ashamed and angry: "——When did you do it?"

Tang En smiled: "When you first approached me."

This bastard really deserves to die!