Chapter 331 Fish Hates Minerva the Most

"W-what's going on?"

Professor McGonagall's eyes gradually adjusted to the bright light around her, and she was a little dazed as she looked at the brand new common room and the students standing full of them.

"Minerva, happy birthday, meow~"

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The kitten in her arms repeated it again.

Immediately afterwards, the surrounding students also said in unison: "Happy birthday, Professor McGonagall!"

Only then did she react.

Glancing at Dumbledore, who was standing aside and looking at him with a smile, Professor McGonagall habitually rubbed the head of the cat in her arms, and then...

Keep a straight face.

"Stay up late at night! Don't you have to go to class tomorrow?!"

After successfully surprising everyone, she showed a happy smile and said, "Thank you for being willing to accompany this little guy Fei Xu to do mischief."

"Fish is not messing around, meow!"

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The little kitten protested angrily, and then Professor McGonagall held its head and rubbed it. It could only keep moaning "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaef,""

After bullying his cat cub severely and venting his surprise, Professor McGonagall knelt down and kissed Fish's little face vigorously.

"Good boy, how come you think of celebrating my birthday?"

"Is it because when we were in Diagon Alley, didn't Hermione's mother buy her a birthday present? Then Fish thought of Minerva."

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Fish replied honestly, his eyes widened with a "please praise me" expression.

"Mua!"

Professor McGonagall didn't hesitate to praise him and gave the good cat a big kiss.

"By the way, meow..." Fish was very happy to receive the compliment, and quickly took out the gift he had prepared from his pocket and gave it to Professor McGonagall, "Minerva, Fish bought this for you. Birthday gift meow!”

Originally, other Gryffindor students also wanted to prepare birthday gifts for Professor McGonagall, but they were stopped by Sharpay.

This time to celebrate Professor McGonagall's birthday, Fish is the protagonist. There is no need for them to take over the spotlight, and...

The gifts they could give were nothing to Professor McGonagall.

Just like she didn't care at all what gift Fish gave her now, Professor McGonagall put the gift into her pocket without even looking at it, hugged the kitten and kissed it wildly.

"Thank you! I really, really like the gift from Fish!"

"But Minerva, you didn't even open the box, meow..."

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"Because no matter what Fish gives to mom, mom will like it!"

Professor McGonagall hugged the little kitten's neck, rubbed his cheek, and replied.

"Meow?!"

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The little leather cat's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Then Fish gave Minerva the polyjuice potion, and you would also like it, meow?!"

Professor McGonagall: "..."

Gritting his teeth hard and suppressing the idea of ​​beating the little fur cat, Professor McGonagall replied against his will: "Of course I will like it, but whether to drink it or not is another matter."

"What's the point of that, meow..."

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The little fur cat's bright eyes suddenly dimmed, and he curled his lips in boredom.

Today is a happy day...can't beat him, can't beat him, can't beat him...

Professor McGonagall closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths, and once again suppressed the thought of doing anything to the little fur cat.

"Fish, don't you want to eat birthday cake? Professor McGonagall is here and it's time for the party to begin."

Senior Sister Xia Pei stood up in time and stopped a certain little fur cat from continuing to seek death.

"That's right, eat the cake, meow!"

When it came to food, the little cat became energetic again. He dragged Professor McGonagall to the long table that was put together, pointed at the cake on the table and said excitedly: "This is the cake that Komi and the others spent." It took me a long time to make it, and Fish wants the two cats on top!”

Professor McGonagall and Fish sat on the main seat together, and then called to the students surrounding them, "You guys should also sit down together and try this birthday cake..."

She paused and then said: "Go back to bed early after eating. You have classes tomorrow."

Because Professor McGonagall didn't have the usual stern expression when she said this, everyone didn't feel scared and sat down around the long table laughing.

At the same time, Komi and other elves who had been waiting in the kitchen quickly delivered drinks and some snacks to the long table. Because the birthday cake was already big enough, no other staple food was prepared.

Professor McGonagall and Fish held a long table knife together and cut the birthday cake into countless pieces and distributed them to others.

Of course, the two butter tabby cats on top of the cake were given to Fish as a matter of course.

Amidst the laughter, the headmistress of Gryffindor, her cat, the students, and the headmaster of Hogwarts ate the huge birthday cake together.

"Okay," after everything was collected by the house elves, Professor McGonagall returned to her usual sternness, "I am very grateful to you for preparing an unforgettable birthday party for me, but now, you should go back to sleep. ”

Unlike Fish, who is a night owl, everyone's schedule is relatively normal. After a night of commotion, most people have already yawned non-stop, so they obediently obeyed Professor McGonagall's instructions, said good night to each other and went to their dormitories. Go.

After a while, the originally crowded common room became empty.

"You also go back to bed obediently!"

Professor McGonagall picked up the little fur cat that was still trying to run out and gently tapped him on the head.

"But Fish still wants to go to the Forbidden Forest to play with Lu Wei!"

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Fish danced and struggled hard, because the little cat had just had a birthday party, and the kitten was very excited now and didn't want to sleep at all.

"No! It's already very late now, go back to bed!"

"How can you meow like this?!"

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The little cat who thought she might be open to Professor McGonagall's birthday today was dumbfounded.

"Burning bridges! Ungrateful! Turning against others! Fish hates Minerva the most, meow!"

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The little cat shouted out all the words he knew that were suitable for this scene, and then ran back to his dormitory angrily.

Of course Professor McGonagall wouldn't care about such a trivial matter. Anyway, the little fur cat will have forgotten all about it tomorrow morning.

"So, are you going to continue to deploy warning spells, Albus?"

She raised an eyebrow at Dumbledore and asked.

At this time, Professor McGonagall had long guessed that the so-called deployment of warning spells was just an excuse for Dumbledore to deceive her, but she felt that it was worth doing...

Of course, the premise is that Dumbledore really has the so-called solution.

"No need," Dumbledore smiled and shook his head, "I think the Fat Madam can do a good job. After all, even I, the principal, was blocked outside without a password, right? And..."

He shrugged his shoulders and continued: "I think you can guess it. In fact, I don't have that kind of sophisticated spell that can single out students."

Professor McGonagall showed an expression that was indeed true, rolled her eyes, said good night to Dumbledore, and then returned to his office.

At this time, she had time to check out the birthday gift Fei Xu gave her.

Unwrapping the gift paper with a cat paw pattern on it, Professor McGonagall took out the golden snitch ornament with a cat head shape.

After simply playing with it, Professor McGonagall was able to see through the spells attached to the cat head shape. She already knew its functions and corresponding activation methods without even looking at the instructions.

So she put out the desk lamp she was using without hesitation and placed the cat-head snitch ornament that Fish gave her on her desk.

Then, Professor McGonagall inspired the magic runes on it, lighting up the floating cat head.

The golden cat's head emits a bright but not dazzling white light, illuminating Professor McGonagall's office again.

At the same time, the base below also shone with golden light. It was an inscription carved in a special way. It would only appear when the cat's head was lit.

Professor McGonagall looked down, and what appeared on the base were two short lines of golden writing:

Happy birthday mom.

——I will always love you Fei Xu

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In fact, the English translations of ungratefulness, burning bridges and turning against others are all the same sentence "kick down the ladder". The literal translation is to kick down the ladder. I just think it is more interesting to write it this way.

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Regarding warning spells... The theory should be OK. For example, the age line of the Goblet of Fire plus warning spells should not be difficult to get one. However, in the original work, Sirius broke into the dormitory once, and Dumbledore never did it... so... Just assume they can't do it...

Although the greater possibility is that Rowling has never considered this at all...┑(￣Д￣)┍