Chapter 655 Rita: How Can News Reports Be without Artistic Processing?

Rita Skeeter's interview was not very smooth...

Because Fish's speech always missed the point, or the cat was too casual, and she would go to other places while talking...

For example, the focus of this article should be how Voldemort was resurrected at that time, and which Death Eaters appeared in front of Fish and Harry, while the cat focused on describing that Voldemort had no hair and no nose, looked ugly, and that the snake named Nagini smelled strange, not like a normal snake, etc...

And Skeeter's shorthand quill was fully automatic, so it wrote several pages of parchment, but the really useful content might not even be half a page.

Fortunately, there was also Harry who was also involved, so the whole interview could barely go on.

After the interview, Rita Skeeter frowned and flipped the parchment, saying, "Although I believe that what you said is true, the fact that Fish defeated the mysterious man... sounds too fake. Even if Fish had defeated the dragon single-handedly, it is still difficult for others to believe that this report is true and credible."

"But Fish didn't lie, meow!"

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The cat held his hands in dissatisfaction.

"Of course I know you didn't lie," Skeeter smiled and said, "But isn't your main purpose to make everyone believe that the mysterious man is back?"

She glanced at Luna and said, "Moreover, if the Death Eaters see this true report, they will definitely retaliate against The Quibbler for daring to publish this article, and the girl's father will be in danger."

"My father is not afraid of such threats." Luna said proudly.

Hermione curled her lips and said, "You who wrote this report will also be retaliated by the Death Eaters, right?"

"I don't deny that." Skeeter, whose thoughts were exposed, was not embarrassed and admitted it calmly.

"So, how are you going to write it, Rita?" Hermione asked.

She also knew that Rita Skeeter was an expert in making news, so Hermione did not directly oppose Skeeter's idea of ​​fabricating facts, but wanted to hear what she was going to do first.

"From the time Fish and Harry were kidnapped by Barty Jr. to the resurrection of the mysterious man, there is no problem, and you can tell the truth..." Skeeter was flipping through the parchment, circling and dotting on it with a feather pen, making changes.

"There is no problem with the mysterious man fighting Harry alone later, just a little modification, and with Dumbledore's endorsement, the flashback spell is also more credible..." While modifying the content on the parchment, she also took the initiative to say her own modification plan.

"Although we know that Fish is very likable, other people have not seen Fish in person and will not understand why the You-Know-Who must recruit him, so we have to find a reasonable excuse for the You-Know-Who's behavior..."

Skeeter tapped the parchment with the tip of her pen and thought about it in her mind.

As a professional reporter who fabricates news to attract attention all year round, she soon had a draft in mind.

"What if... the You-Know-Who did not fully recover after resurrection?" She asked herself and answered: "This explains why he can't deal with two fourth-year students and why he hasn't appeared until now."

Then she tapped Fish with her feather pen and said with a smile: "It just so happens that Fish showed his talent in healing a while ago, which can also explain why the You-Know-Who wants to conquer Fish... Of course, I won't write it so bluntly in the article, but guide the readers to analyze this inference by themselves... What do you think, Miss Granger?"

At this time, Hermione was staring at Skeeter with her eyes wide open, making her mistakenly think that Hermione disagreed with her doing this, and Skeeter couldn't help but frowned.

"This is the most acceptable statement I can think of. Or... Miss Perfect has a better proposal?" She asked a little unhappy.

"No, I don't mean to oppose you." Hermione waved her hand and said in surprise: "But what you just said may have guessed Voldemort's true thoughts!" She said excitedly.

"Hey! Don't say that name!" Skeeter shuddered violently, and the quill in her hand almost fell. Then she asked curiously, "Is he really injured?"

"I don't know if he is still injured now, but as early as the first grade, when Fish cast the rain spell for the first time, Voldemort... the mysterious man was next to him!"

Hermione's speech speed was getting faster and faster, "I have always wondered why Voldemort recruited Fish, but if he wanted Fish's treatment, then it makes sense! He attacked the unicorns and used their blood to prolong his life. It is very likely that the curse of the unicorns has not been eliminated, so he wants Fish to help him treat him!"

"So that's it, meow?"

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The cat scratched its head in confusion and said unhappily, "Fish thought he wanted to subdue Fish as his subordinate because he saw that Fish was good at fighting!"

"Can you tell me in detail what happened in your first grade?"

Skeeter leaned forward as much as possible, his hand holding the pen was shaking, and his expression became more excited...

I didn't expect to dig out new blockbuster news!

Skeeter also figured out the situation at that time through Fish's description and Hermione and Harry's supplements. Hermione and Harry even told him about the Philosopher's Stone and those levels. Maomao also told him about the first time he was attacked by Quirrell (Voldemort) in the Room of Requirement.

"Very good! With these contents as evidence, this report is more credible!" Skeeter moved the parchment with these contents to the bottom and continued to revise it. "The biggest problem now is the ending... Fish beat away the You-Know-Who and a group of Death Eaters... This is incredible!"

Even if Skeeter believed that what Fish said was the truth, he still felt unreal, not to mention those who had never seen Fish - as long as they saw this, they would definitely think that this report was nonsense.

After thinking for a moment, she said, "We can change it to Voldemort telling the Death Eaters not to hurt Fish in order to capture him alive, but Fish and Harry took the opportunity to escape."

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Fish immediately puffed up his cheeks in dissatisfaction.

In fact, he didn't care whether others believed that he had defeated Voldemort, but he was said to have lost when he had clearly won, and he lost when Voldemort, the defeated opponent, deliberately held back... This made Maomao feel very aggrieved.

However, Fish didn't say much, nor did he stop Skeeter from changing the truth, because Maomao also knew that what she said made sense, so no matter how unhappy he was, Fish could only hold it in for now...

The next time he meets Voldemort, Fish must beat him up in front of many people, meow!

Maomao thought secretly in his heart.

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