Genshin Impact Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy?

Original God Villain Simulator, Am I Their Public Enemy? Chapter 234

"Chili sauce is too irritating, I can't bear it, but you can try mayonnaise, applesauce, condensed milk and so on..." Ye Lan whispered next to Li Xingshan's ear, "Of course, there are also Your own 'sauce'..."

"My sauce is not that thick, it's not that thick," Li Xingshan sighed, and said, "The deal is concluded, please tell Ningguang, if you can help me become a Tianshu star, I'm sure, I won't forget this Kindness."

In the political situation, the distinction between right and wrong, good and evil is very vague. As long as the principle is not violated, Li Xingshan doesn't mind whoever is in his team.

Soon, with Ning Guang's ability and personality, she shouldn't do anything bad.

"By the way, I'll tell you a secret," Ye Lan whispered, "Master Ningguang's Ye is not inferior to me at all."

As for Ningguang's situation, Li Xingshan, who has experienced the simulator, is naturally very clear, but hearing Ye Lan say this, it is inevitable that some blood surges.

At this moment, Gan Yu's voice came from outside the door: "Are you... finished talking?"

"Please come in," Ye Lan said first, "We talked... very smoothly."

Gan Yu opened the door and walked in. Seeing Ye Lan's smug smile, she couldn't help wondering, "What did you guys talk about just now?"

"It's nothing, it's just an exchange of information about the next round of competition." Ye Lan raised her hand, scratched the back of her head, and smiled, "Both Mr. Li and I have 'benefited a lot'."

It's not shallow, it's very "deep".

"So that's how it is..." Suddenly, the sharp-eyed Gan Yu seemed to notice something was wrong, pointed at Ye Lan's armpits, and said, "Miss Ye Lan, there seems to be something stuck there?"

As soon as this remark came out, Li Xingshan's face immediately became tense, because what Gan Yu was referring to was the green plum sauce that was accidentally left just now!

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"Oh, I'm so sorry."

Unexpectedly, Yelan didn't feel nervous at all, but raised her arms, lowered her head, stretched out her long and thin tongue, and gently licked the green plum sauce left on it into her mouth. Then he laughed and said, "It's just jam."

To be honest, the last time Li Xingshan saw such a flexible tongue was in an episode of "Animal World" where he saw a lizard.

After finishing speaking, Ye Lan waved her hand, turned and left and said, "Looking forward to the future cooperation, goodbye."

"I didn't expect that Miss Yelan looks so meticulous, she would be confused sometimes." Gan Yu seemed to be completely unaware of anything wrong, but said thoughtfully: "However, she can actually be confused." It's amazing to lick that place... Ah Shan, give me the bottle of green plum sauce on the table."

When the word "green plum sauce" was mentioned, Li Xingshan felt nervous again, but he still pretended not to know and handed the green plum sauce to Gan Yu, saying, "Here, take it."

"Strange, why is there only half left?" Gan Yu tilted her head, wondering: "I remember it was full."

Li Xingshan hurriedly looked around and said, "Perhaps...it may not be that Liuyun borrowed the wind to eat it casually."

"I didn't eat it!"

Unexpectedly, Zhenjun Liuyun borrowed the wind's voice suddenly came from outside the house: "Don't talk nonsense!"

I'll go, this old crane's ears are really good too!

Wait, do cranes have ears?

"Maybe I misremembered." Gan Yu didn't seem to care, but took out a little green plum sauce, spread it on her armpits, and said to herself: "I want to try it, if I can lick it. "

Don't put your curiosity in such a strange place, hey!

I saw Gan Yu imitating Ye Lan's appearance and lowering her head, sticking out her tongue, but human physique, after all, cannot be compared. Gan Yu's tongue was a bit shorter after all, and after stretching it desperately for a long time, the tip of her tongue was far away from the piece of green plum sauce. , is still a little bit away.

But her cute appearance made Li Xingshan couldn't help laughing.

Finally, after trying to no avail, Gan Yu had no choice but to give up, but Li Xingshan gently lifted her next door and said, "Do you need my help?"

Seeing Li Xingshan opened his mouth, Gan Yu blushed immediately, and murmured, "Wait! It's not very clean there, I haven't showered yet this morning!"

After all, Gan Yu is still a traditional girl at heart, not as open as Ye Lan, but Li Xingshan didn't care about that at all, and licked the green plum sauce fiercely.

Different from Yelan's slightly wild taste, Gan Yu gives people a refreshing and cool feeling, and even... has a hint of milk flavor.

Twenty minutes later.

The remaining half bottle of green plum sauce was also consumed by Li Xingshan's attack.

Fortunately, Gan Yu said that apart from his body becoming limp, he didn't have any other adverse reactions.

It was Li Xingshan, because in a short period of time, he directly swirled a whole bottle of green plum sauce, and he couldn't help feeling a little sour in his mouth.

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"Excuse me, are you finished?"

At this moment, a rather calm voice suddenly came from not far away. Li Xingshan and Gan Yu were startled, and hurriedly looked in the direction of the voice, only to see a black-haired woman. , was actually sitting on a chair, holding a rather delicate teapot in his hand.

It was Zhongli!

"Ms. Zhong...Miss Zhongli?" Li Xingshan was startled, and quickly asked, "When did you come?"

Li Xingshan and Gan Yu's strengths are quite good, and their perceptions are naturally very keen, but neither of them noticed that someone entered the room at some time, which shows that Zhongli's strength is simply unfathomable.

Of course, it may also be because the two of them were too involved just now, and their awareness may have declined.

"Ye Lan just left, and I came here." Zhongli's face was calm, as if the scene just now had no effect on her at all: "I see that you are being tender, and I feel inconvenient Excuse me, just sit here drinking tea and waiting... Well, this tea is pretty good."

I feel inconvenient to bother you, so go out!

I think you are obviously watching a good show while drinking tea!

"It's... really embarrassing!" Gan Yu's face is not as thick as Li Xingshan's. The shameful scene just now was watched by a woman she respects. Naturally, she felt extremely shy, and hurriedly ran away covering her face. go out.

"This kid is still the same as before." Zhong Li shook his head, turned to look at Li Xingshan, and said, "Tomorrow is the second round of competition, are you... ready?"

"If we talk about "Summon of the Seven Saints", at least the rules have been fully understood, and it is probably not a problem to deal with second- and third-rate players," Li Xingshan replied truthfully: "But this time, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, what is the result... It's really unpredictable."

"As a teacher, I have nothing left to teach you in "The Summoning of the Seven Saints," Zhong Li nodded and said, "So, today...do you want to learn something else?"

If someone else said this, Li Xingshan would probably laugh it off.

But since the person who spoke was Zhongli, the gold content is different, so Li Xingshan said without hesitation, "Of course."

"Follow me to the open space outside." Zhong Li turned around and walked away, Li Xingshan immediately followed without saying a word.

When the two went outside, Zhongli stretched out his slender hand without saying a word, and instantly condensed it into a big spear made of rock, saying: "Today, I will teach you a set of marksmanship."

"Spearmanship?" Li Xingshan asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to teach me this all of a sudden?"

He also thought that Zhongli was going to teach himself some useful knowledge for the next game, but he really couldn't guess what relationship between playing cards and fighting.

"You will know after you learn it." Zhong Li didn't seem to intend to answer this question, but said indifferently: "However, how much of my "Rock Rain Spear Technique" can you comprehend...I'm afraid it's hard to say."

"Stop looking down on people!"

This time, it aroused Li Xingshan's competitive spirit. He squeezed his fist and said with a smile, "Do you want to make a bet?"

"Oh?" Zhong Li was taken aback for a moment, and said, "What are you betting on?"

"Just bet, if I can learn your "Rock Rain Spear Technique" before sunset," Li Xingshan said with his arms folded, "If you win, you can force me to do something at will."

"I'm not interested in gambling," Zhongli said indifferently, "However, I'm willing to accept your challenge. What if you win?"

"What if I win..." Li Xingshan rubbed his chin and said with a smile, "I want you to wear a dress."

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"Wear a piece of clothing?" Zhong Li seemed a little confused: "What kind of bet is this?"

"Don't worry, I won't let you wear any indecent clothes," Li Xingshan said with a smile, "How about it? Do you dare to bet with me? Master Zhongli."

Li Xingshan has the talent of [Teachings of the God of Wisdom], and his ability to learn and comprehend is much better than ordinary people. What's more, he himself is quite accomplished in spear and sword skills, even if the "Rock Rain Spear" is a rock Wang Dijun's marksmanship, he may not be able to grasp a scale and a half of his claws.

After all, even in the real world, Li Xingshan has been practicing martial arts with his grandfather since he was a child. Apart from playing games, practicing martial arts is his only hobby.

"Although it's a little boastful to say this, but..." Zhong Li plunged the rock spear into the ground fiercely, and said, "In my life, I have never dared to do anything."

Thus, Li Xingshan learned spear skills from Zhongli "inexplicably".

As for why Zhongli suddenly wanted to teach Li Xingshan martial arts on a whim, it is naturally... also related to the simulator.

Different from ordinary people, Zhongli, who is a god, will retain more memories in the simulator.

Therefore, in the simulator, everything about Li Xingshan was also remembered by Zhong Li in his heart.

Although in the dream, this man was indeed a little too obsessed with "power", and he did do some unscrupulous things in order to achieve his goal.

But for Zhongli, being able to protect and build Liyue well is the most important thing. As for the "good and evil" established by human moral standards, she actually doesn't care.

Therefore, Zhongli, who had already wanted to "retire" for a long time, set his sights on Li Xingshan again.

If one had to choose the successor of the Emperor Yanwang, then the Liyue Seven Stars would definitely be the first choice, at least, let this kid become the Tianshu Star first.

Of course, all that Zhongli did was to provide some help for Li Xingshan. As for whether he has the ability to stand out in the Tianshu election, in the final analysis...it still depends on his own ability.

Zhongli's spear skill course began soon.

As we all know, Morax, the god of rock, has another nickname in the seventh ruler of the world, that is, "War God". Even without the power of the rock element and the blood of the demon god, only relying on martial arts, he can already lift Watts vertically and horizontally.

It is said that Emperor Yan is proficient in all kinds of martial arts, but he just loves to use guns. Today, Liyue's martial arts is flourishing because of the worship of Emperor Yan. The moves he used, even if they are only learned by humans, have been handed down. After that, it is enough to start a school.

And this set of "Rock Rain Spearmanship" is not Zhongli's most profound and profound martial arts, but it is also the first-class spearmanship in the world. He is a martial artist with extremely high qualifications, and it takes at least three to five months to get a first glimpse of the "Rock Rain Spear Technique". It is naturally impossible to master it in one day.

However, after actually teaching him, Zhong Li was surprised to find that the talent of this human man is simply unimaginable. Whether it is the aura of opening and closing, or the details of hidden needles in the cotton, he can actually see through a little bit. Before noon in the morning, he had already learned 40 to 50% of his "Rock Rain Spear Technique"!

"Let's stop here." Zhong Li looked at the scorching sun in the sky and said, "Let's take a rest."

"It's okay! I'm not tired!" Li Xingshan didn't intend to rest at all, he was still studying the moves he had just learned, and said casually: "Go and rest first, I'll practice for a while."

"Based on general rationality, haste makes waste," Zhong Li persuaded, "I'm also doing it for your own good."

"I said you..." Li Xingshan swung his gun, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with a smile, "Could it be because I'm starting to be afraid, I will learn this marksmanship before sunset, right?"

Zhong Li was taken aback for a moment, but soon, a long-lost smile appeared on her face, and she turned around and said, "It doesn't matter if you postpone the time until before sunset tomorrow, I'll go have a cup of tea first, as for you... …keep it up."

In the pavilion not far away, Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Wind had already cooked tea. She spread the paper on the stone table in front of her and was drawing something on it.

"After so many years, you still remember the taste I like." Zhong Li took a sip of his tea and asked casually, "What are you painting?"

"A new style of clothes," Zhenjun Liuyun borrowed the wind to reply: "I bought some good silks and satins at the market two days ago, and I want to practice my hands."

"You are still the same as before, you always like to tinker with new things." Zhongli glanced at the paper, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "Isn't this designed for Gan Yu and Shen He? Why are there three pieces?"

That's right, there were three costume designs on that paper. Based on Zhongli's understanding of Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing Wind, she never did unnecessary things.

"Oh, there's another one...designed for you," Zhenjun Liuyun Bianfeng handed one of them to Zhongli, and said with a smile, "Want to see it?"

Zhong Li took over the design drawing, but he couldn't help but dodge his eyes, and muttered, "For me, this body...doesn't seem suitable. No matter how you look at it, there are too many hollows and lace."

"It's indeed a bit inappropriate for Emperor Yan Wang." True Lord Liuyun Bianfeng said solemnly: "But for a tall young woman like you, it's just right."

"Let's not talk about this first..." Zhong Li changed the topic and said, "Are you so sure that I will lose this bet?"

"If you gamble with others, you are sure to be sure," True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Feng said quite confidently, "However, he is my future son-in-law, and I...have great confidence in him."

"I thought...you were very resistant to his association with Gan Yu," Zhong Li said thoughtfully, "You came all the way from Aozang Mountain to Liyue Port, isn't it just to break them up?"

"Don't make me sound like an evil mother-in-law in a folk tale," Zhenjun Liuyun borrowed the wind with a slight smile, and said, "To be honest, no matter what kind of man Gan Yu chooses, I'm afraid I will be very disgusted. In terms of speaking, Li Xingshan should be the one I hate the least... Eh? Where is he?"

Zhong Li had already put down his teacup and walked towards Li Xingshan who was practicing spear skills.

Looking at the back of this "boss", Zhenjun Liuyun borrowed the wind but smiled lightly, looked at the design drawing prepared for her in his hand, and said with a smile: "The neckline should be lower..."

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The sun was about to set on the western mountain, and the red glow in the sky reflected the ground in a reddish color.

On the ground, there is a piece of sweat that has not yet been dried, and the owner of the sweat is practicing the last move of "Rock Rain Spear Technique"-"Mountain Rain Is Coming".

The reason why the Rock Rain marksmanship is named "Rock Rain" is precisely because it can swing the rock-heavy spear freely, and the shots are swift, like a gust of wind and rain, leaving the opponent powerless to parry.

And this "mountain rain is about to come" is the essence of this set of marksmanship. After accumulating strength for a short time, thousands of spears are stabbed in an instant. The main point is the word "desire" rather than the word "come". You must be able to send and receive freely to be regarded as mastering its essence.

"Not yet."

Zhong Li stood in front of Li Xingshan, with a calm expression on his face, and said: "If you can't hit me with this move, you can't be counted as a teacher."

That's right, Zhongli admitted that as long as Li Xingshan can successfully knock him down with the last move "The rain is coming", he will be considered to have mastered this set of marksmanship.

However, with Zhongli's martial arts, even if Li Xingshan used his best martial arts, he might not be able to gain any advantage, let alone the newly learned marksmanship.

"Damn it..." Li Xingshan gritted his teeth and said, "What do you think... this exam is too difficult, right?"

In fact, with Li Xingshan's current real strength, if he didn't care about the consequences and went all out to fight, he could at least reach the level of a demon god, enough for the gods to take it seriously.

But Zhongli is the existence of the first echelon of strength among the Seven Gods after all, and the rock spear in Li Xingshan's hand is Zhongli's special "training gun". It is so heavy that it is not so much a gun as a A big rock stick.

Even if it is a strong man, it is already extremely difficult to pick it up, let alone make it swing freely, as light as rain?

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