Chapter 4 Breasts as Flat as Bread
Early in the morning, the students of the Undead Department got up in a hurry and walked to the teaching building of the Dark Department. Jack panicked in his heart, with a look of reluctance on his face, but after Jack heard Han Shuo's plan, he thought that Han Shuo was avenging himself, and he was not afraid of even such a cowardly and cowardly man. Finally agreed.
On a bluestone path, there are many stone statues of outstanding students of the Babylon School of Magic and Martial Arts. These stone statues are extremely tall, and the sculptures are lifelike.
One of Brian's jobs is to clean up the dust on these huge stone statues. Since Brian was ten years old, he dragged his thin body to do this. At that time, Brian was shorter and had to carry a small ladder to complete the task with difficulty, otherwise he would have no food every day.
Standing next to a stone statue of a big bearded great magister, wiping the chest of this great magister named Claire, brushing the dust out with a brush, Han Shuo said to Jack: "I said Jack, when will the two of us It would be great if it could be placed here as well!"
"Bryan, stop thinking about it, we are just handymen, as long as we can eat enough and not be beaten every day, how is it possible to become a magician! Oh... Bryan, you are really a little different, you I never thought about it before, and I never came up with such a bad idea!"
"Why not?"
"If you want to become a magician, you must not only have a good talent, but you also need to enter a magic academy, you need to pay a lot of gold coins to the magic academy, and you have to go through layers of experience. Even a noble child needs a good talent It is possible to become a magician. Common people like us don't even think about it, oh, I forgot, you are still a handyman without freedom in life, you are even worse, there is no hope at all!"
"We are now at the Academy of Magic, and we don't have to pay any tuition fees. Hehe, this is really a blessing! If you don't learn some magic, how can you have the face to say that we are from the Babylon Academy of Magic and Martial Arts!"
"Brian, don't put on such a confident look. We're not magic students, we're just handymen, uh... and I can leave the magic academy in the future, but you—I'm afraid you won't even be able to!"
The chubby Jack watched Han Shuo absent-mindedly cleaning the stone statue of Grand Magister Claire. He didn't have the usual focus on his work, but only had an ambitious face. He felt that Han Shuo was a little baffled, and he honestly expressed his thoughts.
"Ha, let's not talk about this, look at the little witch Lisa, finally here, let's get down to business!" Han Shuo saw the little witch Lisa from a distance, walked slightly staggering, and secretly paid Brian in Babylon Having worked as a handyman in the Magic and Martial Arts Academy for six years, it still has some usefulness, at least he knows the rules of life of some people.
Lisa wakes up relatively late every time. Most of the time, she walks slowly to the Magic Academy alone, and today is of course no exception. Lisa, the little witch, wore a black mage's robe this time, and her long golden hair was slack and loose on her shoulders. She didn't seem to sleep well last night, and she kept yawning along the way.
Lisa is very beautiful, but because she is only sixteen years old, maybe her breasts are not fully developed, her breasts are not plump enough. It is said that Lisa is also very dissatisfied with her flat chest, and she is still trying to figure out a way to do this. .
Han Shuo and Jack, watching Lisa coming, continued to wipe the dust on the statue of the great magister Claire in a serious manner. They seemed to have no idea that Lisa was going this way, and they muttered softly in their mouths.
"How is it possible, Brian, you heard me right, how could Buck say that about Lisa?"
Suddenly, Jack, who was muttering in a low voice, suddenly raised his voice, and shouted such a sentence in great surprise.
Lisa, who was walking absent-mindedly, immediately focused all her attention when she heard someone mention her.
Looking forward vigilantly.
Every girl wants to know what other people think of her behind her back, and the little witch Lisa is no exception. And in order to prevent the two people in front from seeing her and dare not continue to speak, Lisa cleverly hid behind another stone statue, erected her small ears with a gossip face, and looked over there furtively.
It turned out to be this half-crazy and half-stupid Brian, Lisa was furious, and planned to settle accounts with him later, but before that, she wanted to hear what Buck had to say about her, Lisa thought to herself.
Han Shuo had a smirk on his face, and said blankly, "You heard me right, Buck was on the road just now, and told other students that Lisa's breasts are as flat as a trampled loaf of bread!"
As soon as these words came out, Jack held back his laughter, his fat face was flushed red, and his body trembled.
On the other side, Lisa's ruddy face suddenly turned blue, her beautiful eyes shone fiercely, her lovely jade lips twitched slowly, her little silver teeth gnawed loudly, trembling behind the stone statue for a few seconds , and then quickly walked towards the teaching building with a murderous look, forgetting even the matter that he planned to settle accounts with Brian.
Seeing Lisa, the little witch, with a murderous expression on her face and quickly leaving from another road, Jack finally couldn't hold back anymore, burst out laughing "Wow ha ha...", feeling unspeakably happy in his heart, laughing Said: "Brian, you are so bad, Buck likes Lisa, even me, a handyman, knows it, and Lisa hates people who say that her breasts are small, look at her now, Buck will definitely fall Bad luck!"
Han Shuo smirked, put away the brush in his hand immediately, and urged Jack, "Claire won't use it anymore, let's go and have a look first!"
Fatty Jack was encouraged by Han Shuo, so he proudly put the brush into the cloth bag at his waist, laughed and said, "Come on, I want to see that Buck, why was he beaten by Lisa? Hit me!"
Two little handymen from the Undead Department happily followed Lisa, and quickly ran to the teaching building of the Undead Department. Along the way, they confused some students from the Undead Department. They thought that the two most timid Your handyman, why did you take the wrong medicine today?
The Undead Department belongs to the Babylon Academy of Magic, a branch of the Dark Department, and shares a teaching building with the students of the Dark Department, where teachers guide the students in their magic learning every day.
I had to admire the speed of the little witch Lisa's actions. After Han Shuo and Jack arrived, they found that Lisa had lost her temper and started fighting with Buck.
"Lisa, even the handyman in the Undead Department knows how much I love you. How can I speak ill of you? Who are you listening to?"
Buck's left eye was already bruised, and he dodged a "bone arrow" shot, and quickly took the time to yell loudly, looking extremely wronged.
This Buck was hit by Jack on the road, and he beat Jack up. Brian was in his hands, so he suffered even more.
Buck is the son of a small nobleman. He is seventeen years old this year, and he is just the lowest-level magic apprentice in the Undead Department. Facing Lisa, who has already cultivated to a junior magician in the Undead Department, naturally he can't get any benefit, and Buck also likes it. Lisa, she was even more cautious when she made a move. Facing Lisa who was furious, it was no wonder that she was caught in a short while.
"Hmph, don't worry about this, people said it unintentionally, there must be nothing wrong with it, since you are so vicious, then accept it!"
Han Shuo and Jack did say it "inadvertently", and Han Shuo is still a half-crazy, half-stupid person. According to the logic, this kind of person would never make up a lie, let alone a handyman, he Don't dare to make up random things!
Because Lisa's taboo was involved, and there were many people watching, Lisa naturally wouldn't say it, so as not to be laughed at by others. This time, she tried her best to make Buck look good.
"Fallen undead warrior, respond to the call of the dark messenger, and show your existence!"
Lisa, the little witch, raised her flamboyant arms to the sky, chanted a spell, and when her voice fell, two skeleton warriors appeared in front of her, holding the same snow-white bone knives. As soon as he pointed his hand, he "crunched" and rushed towards Buck with the knife raised.
Han Shuo was stunned. It was the first time he saw this mysterious undead magic with his own eyes. The curiosity and excitement in his heart were raised to the peak, and he focused his eyes on the other side.
"Lisa's mental strength is not weak, she was able to summon two skeleton warriors!"
"Hmph, the undead department is already terribly weak, and our own people are not united. No wonder the undead department is the weakest department in the Magic Academy. It's a shame for the dark department!"
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After Lisa summoned the two skeleton warriors, some students from the dark department who were watching were discussing one by one. From their conversation, Han Shuo knew that the same magic has five levels because of the different strengths of mental power. This undead magic for summoning skeletons can be summoned by a spiritually powerful necromancer. More skeleton warriors.
Buck looked frustrated, and cursed the rumormonger hundreds of times in his heart. If Buck had practiced the curse technique of the dark system and his mental strength was strong enough, Han Shuo and Jack would probably not be able to see the joke now.
Chased by two skeleton warriors in a hurry, Buck finally had no choice but to use the same spell to summon a small skeleton, one person and one skeleton, and fight with Lisa's two small skeletons.
Some students of the dark department next to him, seeing Buck in such a mess, laughed loudly. Buck was affected by these laughing sounds, and he was even more flustered under the distraction. He was kicked to the lower abdomen by a skeleton warrior of Lisa, and it hurt all of a sudden. His face turned purple, and he slowly squatted down.
Seeing that Buck was hit by the little skull, Lisa saw that the little skull raised the white bone knife, and quickly stopped it, sending the two summoned little skulls to different time and space.
After all, it wasn't a life-and-death battle, and life-and-death struggles were strictly prohibited in the Academy of Magic. Of course, Lisa didn't dare to commit murder. Seeing that Buck was injured, most of her anger had dissipated.
After Buck stood up, he sent the little skeleton he had summoned back to the different time and space. With a sweep of his eyes, he saw Han Shuo and Jack directly in front of him, laughing and laughing at himself. Buck was really upset in his heart, and immediately ran over angrily, cursing as he walked, "You two lowly servants, how dare you make fun of me?"
Buck didn't dare to vent his anger on Lisa, and he didn't dare to get angry with some seniors from the dark department next to him. There were only two handymen around him, Han Shuo and Jack, who could let him vent his anger, not to mention that these two were still laughing. Laughing, naturally stimulated Buck.
Seeing Buck running away in front of her arrogantly, Lisa was about to lose her anger, but when she saw Buck ignoring her so much, she lost her temper again, and said the spell again with a cold face: "Endless darkness, give me the power to die , put upon him the pain of the soul, the pain of the soul!"
As soon as Lisa finished her spell, a dark air mass flew towards Buck. The black air mass fluttered in the air, constantly twisting and changing, and finally turned into a beating black flame.
When Buck heard Lisa recite the incantation, he turned around and saw the magic flame of the pain of the soul, his expression changed again, and then he suddenly remembered something, and rushed towards Han Shuo and Jack. When he was about to shoot at him, he suddenly rolled on the ground.
The trick succeeded, and Han Shuo, who was laughing loudly, had no defense at all. He watched Buck roll away suddenly, and the undead magic of soul pain fell on him.
There was a sudden pain in his head, Han Shuo rolled his eyes, and with a laughing expression on his face, he fell straight backwards.